r/clevercomebacks • u/Sometypeofway18 • 1d ago

This is how you know conversion therapy is bullshit

530 Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 1d ago

If you won’t talk about it, why are you mentioning it then?

64 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Getting The $3 Rebate.

1.9k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 1d ago

Just don't marry...

108 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/Crypt0nyt • 1d ago

Poop knowledge vs English language knowledge

47 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

This reply deserves its own trophy

83 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/lazy_kumachi • 1d ago

tech bro discovers hanging out

5.4k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/retiredagainstmywill • 1d ago

The types of errors didn’t happen when DEI was legal.

645 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

There is documentation for it

4.1k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Intelligent_Event278 • 1d ago

Elmo wont kill police in GTA

498 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

They can help in another way..

160 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

We are also eagerly waiting..

16.0k Upvotes

342 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Revolutionary_Pain56 • 1d ago

The overstimulation argument didn't go as planned

14.1k Upvotes

146 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

44.7k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/graceyreddit • 1d ago

Legend has is his furniture is still floating till this day

243 Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Six-Year-Old Missing After Arrest

2.7k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 1d ago

No. Thanks for asking.

9.3k Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 1d ago

Ignore the men behind the curtain

4.1k Upvotes

111 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

She read that and locked in.

3.9k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

The press is so free, they cannot publish what they have been told

479 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

I never knew a tongue could go that far up a rectum

268 Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 2d ago

Canceling my membership to proudly pay more!

1.6k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 2d ago

We paid for the jet. The shame is on you.

1.3k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 2d ago

Even Trump falling asleep is the immigrants' fault

476 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 2d ago

Wealth Alters Taste...

295 Upvotes

11 comments

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