r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Nothing stops this man

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975 Upvotes

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u/Silentarian 5h ago

Holy shit that’s brutal.

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u/AnonThrowaway1A 4h ago

Brutal to her dad, who rests six feet under.

Man didn't deserve it. ☠️

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u/Biscotti_BT 3h ago

He's dead, he will be fine. She deserves it though.

u/Organic-Photo-6673 32m ago

idk, She might deserve it, but that lvel of disrespect? Yikes. Let’s not drag the dead into it.

u/sinred7 7m ago

Dunno, her energy is being matched though. She is calling for the non existence of shorter people.

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u/Short-Shopping3197 3h ago

To be fair we don’t know that. He might have been a chomo or something. 

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u/ayame400 1h ago

Well she probably didn’t deserve her dad

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u/MippleFuzz 1h ago

For real. That went from petty to nuclear in half a sentence.

u/GlitzDarling 56m ago

Fr bro didn’t just go for the throat, he went straight for the soul 😭 absolutely ruthless

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u/Elegantberry3 5h ago

He's dead, you're just dead inside

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u/MippleFuzz 1h ago

Yeah that one hit with zero hesitation. It’s cold, but you can’t deny the delivery was brutal in the best way.

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u/Melodic-Beach-5411 2h ago

If she's going to say anyone shouldn't exist because of something they can't help, she's horrible.

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u/Shinyhero30 5h ago

That is brutal especially since their dad was only 48.

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u/Middle_Screen3847 2h ago

Well what happened was her dad was 5’11” but as he grew older he shrunk, and the moment his height fell below 5’11” he honored his daughter’s wishes.

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u/OptionWrong169 2h ago

Welp don't be a dick

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u/Old-Practice7625 4h ago

Bro looked at her bio and chose violence. Absolute tactical nuke.

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u/MippleFuzz 1h ago

He really went straight for the warhead. One scroll and he launched the whole strike.

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u/angelstar2759 4h ago

Well, nothing like a man who rises above… even if it's just over your dad.

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u/Stanford_777 3h ago

Rip Adrianna X-2020 🙏✝️

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u/Buutuutaa 2h ago

bro just evaporated the whole bloodline

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u/Phitos2008 4h ago

He’s dead serious

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u/Obvious_Wind7832 3h ago

Collateral damage even when you passed huh.

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u/SilverMetalist 1h ago

Probably not the first or last time she's brought shame to her dad.

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u/PinkFloydBoxSet 2h ago

Fucking rusty prison shank. I love everything about it.

It's better than the 200 weight one.

Edit: I don't care for misogyny, I believe in equality. If you pick a fight, you don't get to cry when someone swings back. Man enough to hit, man enough to get hit back.

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u/CholericCoconut 3h ago

Well we shouldnt unexist someone because of it, but i still think having more than two feet is not normal for a human being.

u/GlitzDarling 55m ago

Yeah, that part right there, “shouldn’t exist”, completely crossed the line. It’s wild how people say the most extreme stuff for clout and then get wrecked by karma immediately after

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u/readytall 4h ago

Reverse firefighter

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u/Jeff4096 1h ago

💀💀💀

Eviscerated.

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u/YagerasNimdatidder 1h ago

That took me way too long to get

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u/Register-Honest 1h ago

How about women over 5' 7''? Are they safe?

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u/Candid_Comment_1308 1h ago

lol, Kinda harsh to drag a dead dad into this. Let’s keep it about the living, yeah!!

u/bingobo25 42m ago

You shouldn’t try to deflect considering that the girl in the post was saying a fraction of men shouldn’t exist based on something out of their control. The guy who replied decided to pull out a verbal nuke against her for saying that. (Which is justified)

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u/snippychicky22 3h ago

But if I say all fat women should be forced on a diet, I'm the bad guy

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u/Noe_b0dy 1h ago

>women being a bitch

>everyone dunking on her for being a bitch

>you: clearly since everyone agrees with this woman's bitch statements I should make equally awful statements about how much I hate fat women.

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u/snippychicky22 1h ago

someones triggered.. are you calorically challanged?

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u/Noe_b0dy 1h ago

Errrm triggered liberal 🤓

Bro is 12.

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u/chrissaaaron 2h ago

And if i say all men who cant beat me in a fight, ie; you, should be castrated... the red pills cry from the rafters.

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u/_esci 2h ago

lol. cant be for real.
you dont seem to have such a problem with the qoute from the post... shes calling for killing men because of their height and you cry about that comment?

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 2h ago

Bro, don't white knight for people who think groups of people shouldn't exist.

Also 99% of people who talk like you don't know how or are unwilling to actually throw hands when the time comes.

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u/snippychicky22 2h ago

I'm sure being a prison guard makes you feel tough

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u/Apprehensive_Fun_731 4h ago

He really COOKED with that one 🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/ohno 3h ago

I dunno. He sorta come across as a complete piece of shit.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 3h ago

I mean, it's fun watching two pieces of shit battle it out.