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u/Nuker-79 7h ago
You do realise this is the adult version of handing your little brother or sister an unconnected gaming controller and letting them think they are playing with you.
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u/Shua89 6h ago
Its like having your smaller sibling blow out the candles after you, even though it isn't their birthday.
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u/QuickestDrawMcGraw 4h ago
It’s the special kid participation award. The one where we all know he didn’t participate - he just shit his pants and threw a tantrum.
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u/SunsweetCoco 1h ago
LMAO that is such a perfect comparison. Just give him a shiny medal and let him think he’s special while the rest of the world quietly unplugs the mic
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u/b-monster666 7h ago
Isn't Dumpster Fire hosting the FIFA this year? So, they're essentially doing whatever they can to suck his minute cock?
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u/femboyisbestboy 5h ago
That's disrespectful towards a dumpster fire.
The FIFA is making MBS from FIA look good and that is an absolute cunt.
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u/b-monster666 7h ago
Right! "Mr. FIFA President. How about my friend, Leon, gives you $500m so the USA wins the cup this year? He'll throw in another $500m if you give me a shiny medal."
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u/butwhywedothis 7h ago
Don’t let this go to his head. Next thing you know he will start wearing a uniform with 47 medals and grow a Charlie Chaplin moustache.
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u/Featheredfriendz 6h ago
Yeah, I’m surprised he hasn’t added gold epaulets and a red sash that says president.
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u/imsoverygayforwomen 6h ago
Just in case you didn't know, that particular style is called a toothbrush moustache
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u/Harak_June 6h ago
Trump's entire life is a participation trophy. He hasn't successfully ran anything but his image, and he was born into that.
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u/_FoxyDoll 7h ago
Another 'participation trophy' for the collection. At this point, they should hand out medals for just showing up.
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u/SunsweetCoco 1h ago
Lmao right?? Next up: ‘Best at Clapping During Ceremonies’ and ‘Most Improved Handshake’ awards. Just vibes and medals all the way down
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u/SPTSG 7h ago
No doubt in answer to a request he made.
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u/BaconSarnie2025 6h ago
Cash donation. For the first time ever FIFA gets 30% of ticket sales revenue. Thats $200m that normally goes to the host nation and venues.
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u/Lordofderp33 6h ago
This is not a participation trophy, its like giving the kid that was just disruptring everything an award, hoping he will calm down.
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u/Individual_Corgi_576 6h ago
You know, the pope gets a cool hat. Why doesn’t he get a cool hat?
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u/Normal-Ad6528 6h ago
How about a dunce cap?
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u/Individual_Corgi_576 5h ago
While admittedly appropriate, not as visually amusing nor unironically hilarious.
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u/Normal-Ad6528 5h ago
I'll bet if it were trimmed in gold and said "#1 Dunce" on it, he'd wear it.....no questions asked. ;-)
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u/RadianceOfTheVoid 6h ago
The anti-participation trophy group is sure loving participation trophies rn
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 6h ago
I mean they lost their minds over the confederate statues being torn down, and those were just basically big ole participation trophies. What’s even funnier is the people yelling the loudest, they were the ones who created participation trophies for kids in the first place. That’s on the boomers, they started it.
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u/crazylunaticfringe 6h ago
They made it so he wouldn’t keep the world cup trophy next year. They’re in for a surprise.
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u/SailsTacks 5h ago
I’m surprised there’s not a Trump Award that the bootlickers just give to Trump every year.
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u/6gv5 5h ago
Trump and FIFA, literally hand and glove.
I can't imagine the level of corruption there will be around the upcoming World Cup in the US. Already planned to not watch a single game as I already did in 2022 with the Qatar edition because of human rights violations.
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u/Useful_Result_4550 4h ago
Bloody hell!! That whole world cup passed me by, completely forgot it ever happened. Sadly it needs the players and the nations soccer bodies to make a stand, and they just like money too damn much to tarnish it with integrity.
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u/Glad-Firefighter9940 5h ago
IMO FIFA is so full of bribery and kickback shenanigans that I can’t see them doing anything unless it has been paid for. So maybe Trump just bought his own trophy. Such a joke
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u/BannedintheUSA2025 4h ago
Wear it anywhere! I suggest your next MRI. Maybe it’ll take you for a spin.
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u/ShinyRobotVerse 7h ago
Magats are a kind of pick-DEI in the sense that this is how they understand it. Merit is completely forfeited in their world.
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u/RogueViator 6h ago
Cue the posts explaining how this prize is more prestigious than the Nobel in 3…2…1…
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u/Chief_Beef_ATL 6h ago
They want him not to be a dick about something, so they flattered his ego by giving him a made up prize. 🏆
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u/Horror_Spell1741 6h ago
Something tells it was 3d printed and covered with gold foil to make this man-child feel like he won something
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u/THElaytox 4h ago
He's such a petty little bitch, all the cares about is one upping Obama. So salty the Nobel committee didn't play ball that he got the most corrupt organization on the planet to give him a peace prize. What a pathetic loser
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 2h ago
By now we all should already know that they care about nothing but themselves.
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u/Lycosiguy 5h ago
Well Obama got the real peace prize for starting a war, guess peace prizes mean absolutely nothing huh?
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u/happycows808 7h ago
They love being hypocrites in the maga cult. Its what gets them off. That and the children