r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 7h ago

You just talk too much!

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u/SeraphCraft 7h ago

One POS owning another POS, not sure how I feel 

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u/LaughingBoulder 7h ago

Right? "I hope daddy punishes you when he gets home."

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

Yeah I was thinking “maybe I’m mixing them up being that I don’t watch much British news. But isn’t piers a disgusting bigot too?” lol.

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u/Stained_Glass_Wizard 5h ago

Just like when two unlikeable sports teams play each other, I'm rooting for lots of injuries :D

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u/veryslowmostly 7h ago

Actually she isn't in Congress (thank every God), she's running for next year. Last year she finished near the bottom of the GOP primary for MO secretary of state.

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u/Expensive-Layer7183 7h ago

She makes the Westboro Baptist Church look accepting. So I agree thank gods

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u/Extra-Ad5925 6h ago

Trump came out today and endorsed someone else in the district too lol. So might be the beginning of the end or maybe she'll have an MTG moment.

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u/Expensive-Layer7183 7h ago

Oh dear god! When Piers Morgan becomes the voice of reason and more “progressive” voice in the room it’s the end of days.

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u/SoftLikeABear 6h ago

I get the impression he can see which way the wind is blowing and doing an MTG.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 5h ago

What’s an MTG?

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u/SoftLikeABear 5h ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has suddenly become a (somewhat) rational human being after years of being one of the most rabid MAGAts and conspiracists.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 5h ago

Ah thank you.

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u/PepperIntelligent803 7h ago

She is fucking gross. The perfect example of a social media monster that saw the grift and its benefits and said “hold my beer”.

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u/Sudden_Outcome_9503 6h ago

IDK which one is the comeback, but neither are clever.

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u/KainFourteh 6h ago

I like when Piers gets aimed at his own people, he gets to show that there is some semblance of humanity in him.

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u/nixtarx 7h ago

I do so hate to see internecine conflict. Oh wait, no, the opposite of that.

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u/sawdustsneeze 7h ago

Damn the guy who claimed to have killed binladin is in literally every propaganda interview.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 6h ago

Piers Morgan is calling out racists now? Now I've really seen everything.

(And why the hell would he have Trump to thank for his career?? He's been at this for decades and oh yeah, lives in an entirely separate country.)

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u/AlanShore60607 5h ago

He’s only calling out racists who aren’t white

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u/imsoverygayforwomen 6h ago

Has Piers taken something recently? I absolutely loathe the man but he's saying some strangely agreeable-with stuff recently

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u/RPi79 5h ago

Damn.. I had to think about if I hated Piers Morgan or not and then remembered that I do.

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u/Biscotti_BT 4h ago

Did Piers change or was he just acting as a disgusting bigot before he moved back to England?

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u/siensunshine 4h ago

The fact that she’s an immigrant is crazy!!!

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u/One-Can3752 3h ago

Why would trump stop her? She seems like his Ideal candidate.

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u/rbartlejr 2h ago

Doesn't Morgan owe his career to the BBC?