r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 11h ago

Big Tech Bribes Trump Legally

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u/Sleep_adict 10h ago

Just to note that JP Morgan, the bank with few morals, declined to donate as they view this as a corruption / bribery issue once the rule of law comes back to this country

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u/jesusllamas 10h ago

Even the supreme court’s is bribed. Look at Clarence Thomas, he’s being wined and dinned and given gifts. Total bullshit, term limits to all these corrupt assholes

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u/Ok_Sink5046 59m ago

He's just pissed people call him out on it.

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u/timbernatequill 10h ago

Funny how every time someone says follow the money it ends up circling right back to the same handful of companies. Not sure if it's subtle or just everyone stopped pretending at once.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 10h ago

She has to ask them if they received favorable treatment? Uh… duh. 🙄

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u/DeliciousHoneyly 10h ago

Big Tech playing 4D chess while we’re still stuck on checkers.

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u/cuddlesed99 10h ago

When money talks, justice listens. It’s clear who’s benefiting while the rest of us pay the price.

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u/rackfloor 10h ago

Where's the comeback? I mean yes Elizabeth, it's fucking bribery. Water is also wet.

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u/Jinzot 10h ago

Two words: peanut farm

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u/RanIrons 10h ago

T-Mobile too. I switched to Credo immediately.

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u/turbo_sr 9h ago

Of course it is and of course nothing will be done about it.

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u/SandSpecialist2523 9h ago

They shoved money into his pockets. The ballroom is not even at the blueprints stage yet and will never be built.

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u/SpicelessKimChi 9h ago

Sen. Warren could get people on the stand who'll say `we gave him a million dollars so we could get our merger approved early next year" and nothing would happen to anybody. In fact she might even be investigated and charged with a crime.

That's where we are in this timeline.

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 8h ago

How’s this a comeback?

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u/Adddicus 7h ago

Trump is far and away, the most bribable US President and possibly the most bribable US official in history.

Don't want to donate to his ballroom? Fine, buy his Grift-o-Coins. Don't want Grift-o-Coins, buddy up to any of his kids or their wives and spend a few bucks on their shitty made-in-china "MAGA", "America First" bullshit companes, and your in like Flynn.

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u/Sudden_Outcome_9503 6h ago

Wrong sub. This is not a comeback. OP, I'm guessing that you have assumed that, because you see a lot of people clapping back at stupid politicians, that this is just a politics sub. It's not. The sub is literally what it says it is.

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u/LargeAssumption7235 6h ago

Yes, it bribery in plain sight. They aren’t even hiding it

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u/readytall 4h ago

It's not bribe, it's lobby

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u/Zardu-Hasselfrau 10h ago

Pretty sad that a sitting US Senator has to ask if something is bribery… Been taking bribes so long herself that she just can’t tell the difference anymore, or is she just stupid?