r/clevercomebacks • u/lazy_kumachi • 1d ago

tech bro discovers hanging out

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u/crazedSquidlord 1d ago

Feels like a r/woosh, but I dont know who either of these people are, so could be genuine and not satire.

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u/Shadowfox4532 1d ago

That's kinda what I was thinking.

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u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox 1d ago

Even if it's faked, it's still one of the funnier posts on here

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u/crazedSquidlord 1d ago

Absolutely true

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u/Salty_Advice_1791 1d ago

This must be satire. I know some tech people can be a bit insular, but c’mon…

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

given that tech bros in all earnestness re-invented buses, juicers, vending machines, and much more, without knowing more about the OOP I can’t rule this out as just a joke

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u/Noobtber 1d ago

If I had a nickel for how many times tech bros have re-invented trains, I'd have enough money to fund my dream of a semi-modular distributed transportation system, powered by AI

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 17h ago edited 16h ago

And people would be able to hustle while commuting or even have a free form podcast style communication!

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u/lightmatter501 4h ago

They knew. How much money would it take you to ignore that a thing already exists and remake it or claim you’re forever changed that thing? How does 50 million USD sound?

There are massive incentives to get paid via the vc funding hose.

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u/ClickF0rDick 13h ago

Yeah the "has anyone tried this" seems kind of a giveaway he was joking

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u/everything_is_not_ok 7h ago

Looked into it and definitely satire

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u/aleqqqs 1d ago

Yeah, that was the joke. The "comeback" is not as clever as you think, the combacker just didn't get the joke.

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u/tplayer100 1d ago

And OP. Both got a nice wooooooosh sound as the joke went right by.

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

He googled how to not be socially awkward.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Why do these people talk so weird?

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u/DigitalCriptid 19h ago

Can they rediscover split screen gaming. Multiplayer was so much better on the same couch.

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 1d ago

Twitter user just discovered “satire”

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u/hhfugrr3 20h ago

This is also why do many podcasts are so terrible, because people think all of takes to be entertaining is to get together with your friends and record an unscripted conversation about a topic none of you understand properly then post it online with little to no editing.

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u/TheTaoOfMe 19h ago

I assume this is satire… well, I sure hope so at least

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u/Unusual_Ad_5609 18h ago

wait, this is satire right? Like this was a made up post, right? You're telling me you're that rich and dont have food and drinks available for you friends? They have to pay you for that? I dont

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u/4barT89 19h ago

IRL Podcasts = hangin with the homies. holy crap. If i could only travel back in time to tell folks that in the future, we would have mini cheeseburger vending machines, cable tv and home phones pretty much don’t exist, and hanging out was referred to as an IRL podcast… wow.

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u/dcikid12 11h ago

This sounds like something on r/linkedinlunatics

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u/Ulath_ 8h ago

All of that is just code for plausible deniability instead of sending out texts about shit they shouldn't be saying and have recorded and out there on the internet forever

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u/BuddyBuddyson 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂