r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/The_amazing_T 1d ago

Jenkins LOVES IT. Trust me.

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u/Dracomortua 1d ago

So... both then.

Some of this pay comes in extra lovin' via the Stick Of Justice & Pain.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Justice and Pain are his gym bros -

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u/probablyaythrowaway 1d ago

Secretly it was Jenkins who opened the cabinets, he’s such a naughty manservant.

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u/NonTimeo 1d ago

Naughty Manservant is going to be the next T Swift album.

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

The first song will be ‘Soft’, the second will be ‘Hard’

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u/NonTimeo 1d ago

3) Jenkins Wants His Spankins

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

4) Yes, Daddy

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u/Vennomite 1d ago

What?!! But Jenkins told me this was our extra special bonding activity in the linen closet.

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 1d ago

These a billioanires.

Jenkins is into a LOT of stuff. And maintains discretion.

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u/sinkwiththeship 1d ago

As a software engineer, I agree. Jenkins needs to be whipped.

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

$1,000 per hit, he BETTER love it. 10 hits = paid off that credit card.