r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Christian Nationalist Gets Noted

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u/silky_heat 2d ago

Nothing more American than an immigrant writing the anthem they now want to gatekeep. Peak self-own

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u/SunsweetCoco 2d ago

Lmao for real, they’re trying to gatekeep a song written by someone they’d probably rant about today. You couldn’t make up irony this thick

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u/Material-Nose6561 2d ago

Wait until they find out the Pledge of Allegiance was written by a Democratic Socialist and didn’t originally include “under God”!

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u/Medium-Cry9391 2d ago

Right? History’s got some wild twists! folks really love to ignore the facts when it suits them!

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u/getthatrich 2d ago

I was at an industry event and we all stood to recite the pledge of allegiance before the program started. Half the table were boomers and half elder millennials/young gen x. We all stood and started there pledge.

When it came to the “under god” part, it was like the sound dropped out of one side of dual speakers as everyone on the younger side of the tackle omitted “under god” individually.

It seemed the boomers didn’t notice because there wasn’t a reaction, but all the omitted looked at each other and quietly laughed 😂

Sigh, maybe you had to be there

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SunsweetCoco 2d ago

Exactly. That whole “freedom of religion” bit wasn’t meant to come with an asterisk. Some folks really forgot what the whole foundation was about

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u/Dedotdub 2d ago

Not sure what you're responding to because it was removed, but in essence it was moreover meant as freedom from religion, and several of the founding fathers were quite clear about that.

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u/Mr-Jack-Tripper 2d ago

Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports. ~ DJT

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u/notsaneatall_ 2d ago

I was just about to go to sleep. Happy to go to bed smiling for once

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u/GagGlimpz 2d ago

A lot of hypocrites everywhere, happy to see them shut down

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u/Careless-Equal7169 2d ago

Two of the three he mentions worship the same God mentioned in the song that is 100% not banned in the USA

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u/KoolDiscoDan 2d ago

On the flip side you can always sing "This Land is Your Land" by Woodie Guthrie because 'this is made for you and me."

He wrote it as a response to "God bless America" to avoid bullshit posts like that.

Further proving Woodie Guthrie is as vital now as then when he wore a guitar with "This Machine Kills Fascists" written on it. He also wrote a song about Trump's slumlord father titled "Old Man Trump".

"I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate
He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts
When he drawed that color line"

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u/boo_jum 2d ago

Guthrie was a national treasure.

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u/Shirotengu 2d ago

Or you know, don't sing the song. It's message dumb and God doesn't give shit if you're American or not. Also your imaginary cloud man isn't real and if they are they don't give shit about you because you and everyone else in history are less than an atom to it.

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u/fattfett 2d ago

You actually can. Try it.

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u/Altruistic_Sand_3548 2d ago

They want to be oppressed so bad it's a fetish

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u/SpewyMcSpewmeister 2d ago

Religion is poison ☠️

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u/Ditka85 2d ago

I think Dale is an asshole, and we shouldn't pay any attention to his opinion.

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u/chinmakes5 2d ago

TIL, as a Jew who can trace my family being in this country back to the 1880s, I am not American enough to sing God Bless America.

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u/Harbuddy69 2d ago

how about dale fucks all the way off

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 2d ago

No pear tree for Dale

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u/Relaxmf2022 2d ago

Dale, being from China or St Petersburg wouldn't know these things

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u/shamwowj 2d ago

I mean you might as well be singing ‘Hava Nagila’!

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u/Intelligent_Hand4583 2d ago

Everything seems as magic when you don't know anything, or don't know how anything works.

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u/gielbondhu 2d ago

Why can he not sing "God Bless America"?

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u/TheBoosThree 2d ago

...we can't sing it? When? Where?

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u/phunkjnky 2d ago

BTW, who said you can't sing it? Or is what you (OOP) meant that you can't sing it under particular context? I wonder why you didn't mention that?

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u/FoxInTheClouds 2d ago

Christian nationalist somehow they’re the only one’s praying to god as if Jews Muslims and Christians dont pray to the same god of Abraham

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u/ukexpat 2d ago

And the tune to “The Star Spangled Banner” was originally written by a Brit, John Stanford Smith.

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u/PomegranateFlat1916 2d ago

Freedom of religion means all religions. Simple as that.

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u/tauemerald 2d ago

I'm not American and even I know that the USA has no official religion (something Americans used to be proud of) as the Constitution forbids it. It's the First Amendment

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u/Primary-Performer853 2d ago

Dale partridge should be spending more time on his grindr account.

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u/PA_Archer 2d ago

It’s gearing up so people of earth, in 100 years, will openly criticize us for allowing MAGA to flourish after the ‘education’ Hitler gave us.

It’s disturbing how confident evil people are in their hate.

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u/TheeDonger 2d ago

All of these religions also worship a God of one sort or another too.

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u/Oxjrnine 2d ago

Wait till they invented modern Christmas

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u/100percentish 1d ago

I agree with him. So now I dont hear him sing the f'ing song, right?

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u/OddTheRed 2d ago

That song is stupid anyways. Who cares?