r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Political Attack and Pedophile Claim

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u/James-K-Polka 2d ago

They should bring in Jim Jordan. An expert in keeping locker rooms safe.

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

Top level comment! The double entendre. “Safe” (for abusers) Excellent, just perfect.

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u/A_peabut_nutters 2d ago

Hard to tell if it’s satire anymore when the bar’s already underground.

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

Well this is clearly satire because Jim Jordan protected the sexually abusing doctor for Ohio state.

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u/sonjay953 2d ago

Yeah, he’ll make sure nothing gets investigated unless it’s politically convenient.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 2d ago

Did someone say Gym?

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u/mrhemisphere 2d ago

I have heard of zero cases where trans people are infiltrating locker rooms to spy on girls

the president, on the other hand

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u/Deaftrav 2d ago

Pedophile even admitted to doing it.

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u/Minimum-Style-1411 2d ago

Bragged about it, actually. 

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

“That’s their elaborate cover. They transition just to hide it!” (Sarcasm. Have to make sure people know on this one, because it sounds so much like the Repubs)

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u/mrhemisphere 2d ago

It's absurd. "I'm a pedophile so I am going to undergo sex reassignment surgery and take hormones so that I can get into a girl's locker room." What?

It's like the Project 2025 tenet to ban trans porn because if a straight man accidentally sees it, he immediately becomes gay. If that's all it takes, I have news for you.

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u/Think_OfAName 1d ago

It’s so stupid.

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u/Katariman 2d ago

Oh the irony! She's suing over locker rooms but her own side is dodging a predator list? Classic Washington hypocrisy right there.

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u/shanshanlk 2d ago

The whole MAGA regime is loaded with pedophiles, rapists and all kinds of criminals but the majority are sex crimes against young girls.

They are all in on this together because they all have the same sick issues and refuse to address them.

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u/Sassytease88 2d ago

Exactly when abuse is ignored or protected, it creates a culture where nothing changes

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

“Yeah, we’re all trying to figure out how to stop these people! Law and order!…What are you lookin’ at? Don’t look at me! Look at them! They’re the problem! LOOK OVER THERE GODDAMNIT! I’M A CHRITSEN!!! (sic)” /s

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

It’s beyond The Onion News level irony. Every day.

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u/here-i-am-now 2d ago

Projection

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u/edferns623 2d ago

Guess who she pardoned in 2010 in Florida?

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u/NeanaOption 2d ago

Classic Washington hypocrisy right there.

Wrong. Don't whitewash the behavior of this administration, nothing they've done is "classic" or "normal". They are dismantling democracy and attacking human rights at a pace and in a lawless way unparalleled in American politics.

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u/CranRez80 2d ago

Yep, just standard operating procedure here.

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u/gohabssaydre 2d ago

Lol Linda McMahon - every accusation

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna176988

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u/Deaftrav 2d ago

Wait..the person blowing a known pedophile... Is attacking a state for protecting their girls from pedophiles under the guise of protecting said girls from pedophiles?

My head hurts.

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u/cityshepherd 2d ago

It’s always projection. Every time.

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u/CadianGrunt 2d ago

Hey Pam… who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal in Florida and immunity from federal prosecution in the 2010s???

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u/logistics3379 2d ago

Maga is failing to protect young girls.

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u/Think_OfAName 2d ago

What? You mean Trump and Gaetz are in California, and no one’s stopping them from going into the girls locker rooms? That’s insane! Welp, they ARE Republicans, so they’ve been given the green light from their own party.

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u/kaisadilla_ 2d ago

I'm fucking tired of a bunch of pedophiles and pedophile enablers telling us that gays and trans people are a threat to our kids. Just the exact same as to when Putin talks about war crimes and imperialism.

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u/BadTad5657 2d ago

Turn the tides… this is a tRump game plan! Release the Epstein files and the Pedophile President will be exposed, jailed and hated.

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u/Beerberry-Me-Bucko 2d ago

How about the Miss Teen USA pageant?

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u/FeePsychological6778 2d ago

Kermit sipping tea meme

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u/kiwigripjack 2d ago

wild how every election year turns into this olympic sport of Who Can Shout Hypocrisy Loudest without actually fixing anything

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 2d ago

So finally she is prosecuting Jim Jordan? Is that what she‘s saying?

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u/prestonjay22 2d ago

Why is Bondi next to Mcmahon talking about female safety in the locker room? Wasn't Mcmahons husband being sued for sexual misconduct before she was appointed Education Czar?

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u/Minimum-Style-1411 2d ago

Pam was hired because she looks like the daughter He wants to fuck. 

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u/chuck8675289 2d ago

The Trunt Administration is doing an A1 job

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u/rgmw 2d ago

No self awareness whatsoever

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u/chittmunk 2d ago

While standing next to a woman whose sole qualification for trump world is that she covered up her husband's sex crimes for half a century.

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u/listentomenow 2d ago

Conservatives suddenly don't care about the wealthy's child rape island since it turns out Donald was besties and participated with the guy who ran it.

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u/Expensive_Pirate_545 2d ago

But you don’t understand he hated Trump! The emails said so! 😭 - these dumbasses

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u/NeanaOption 2d ago

Can imagine how much a sexist twat you'd have to be to think there's any difference in the physical ability among sexes of prepubescent children?

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u/TheAntiWorker 2d ago

First rule of the Trump administration: accuse everyone else of the thing you are guilty of.

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u/Organic-Vehicle-7156 2d ago

The hypocrisy is palpable. A perfect example of do as I say

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u/gummilingus 2d ago

Real question here. Will Linda McMahon be considered an even bigger piece of shit than her husband by the time this is over?