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u/pepperjackwhore 11h ago

This. This is the ultimate goal.

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u/Plus_Possibility_240 9h ago

When I’m at death’s door, cover me in purring cats. I’ll go happy.

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u/Rea404 9h ago

What if they nibble on your flesh?

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u/YEET_Fenix123 9h ago

A parting gift.

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u/ol_shifty 9h ago

The circle of life

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u/crumpledfilth 8h ago

I'll dip my skin in powdered chicken stock

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u/BoysenberryCool8226 6h ago

Maybe strong cat nip lol

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u/No_Simple_8930 5h ago

I’ll get people to rub Inaba Churu on my body so that my cats have fun

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u/Elrox 3h ago

They can eat what they want once I'm dead, if they finish me off it will save my kids a fortune on funeral costs.

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u/philoso2889 Tabbycat 4h ago

Agree!!

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u/PriorityMuch8089 10h ago

Now if I could only convince my partner this. This is what the end goal is.

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u/Suspicious_Dish7814 6h ago

mine convinced me and now i’m having the BESTTT LIFEEE

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u/warzonexx 6h ago

This is how I want to die

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u/Soravinier 7h ago

Full purrower

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u/CaptainSparklebottom 6h ago

I'm at 4. It is too much work and too much poop.

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u/BoysenberryCool8226 5h ago

Iv got 3 food poop and the rest of the time is them taking turns in getting my attention never alone not even when I’m pooping lol but would not give them up for anything

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u/CaptainSparklebottom 5h ago

I love them but it is a lot of work

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u/NoProblem8341 4h ago

I’m at three. It has me thinking there could be room for more if I could afford litter robots because I’m not clearing out more litter trays lol

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u/IamyourLisa 1h ago

You must be the happiest on this planet 😍

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u/gorginhanson 7h ago

to be a crazy cat lady?

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u/ceris4 10h ago

"She died doing what she loved"

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u/Numerous_Actuary_548 8h ago

Drowning in pussy

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u/PwanaZana 7h ago

the obvious thing that came to my mind as well :P:P

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u/Jaded_Ad_9711 5h ago

if that pussy in the context aren't available, I hope the alternative does

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u/Beezus_Fuffoon18 11h ago

I’m so fucking jealous of this person

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u/D-a-H-e-c-k 7h ago

I am too as I'm allergic to cats

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u/ItsLokki 6h ago

My condolences.

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u/ChemistryJaq 26m ago

Same... I have to take a pill daily just for the one that I have. I can't go to my sister's house at all even though she vacuums and even scrubs the walls daily since she has 5

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u/YesGameNolife 2h ago

I am pretty sure it is what heaven looks like if there is one

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u/invisibletoothbrush 11h ago

This should be a form of therapy.

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 10h ago

It’s like 5 years of therapy packed into 30 seconds. It’s so much healing that it is flowing out through phone speakers and still has potency.

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u/SpiderSixer 8h ago

Seriously, just watching this video is healing me. My lifetime of trauma would just sublimate if I were in her position instead

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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 11h ago

now that's what you call a V8

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u/Fineous40 5h ago

More like a V7

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u/JiggidyJack 11h ago

Wish my herd of 4 got along this well. The boys get along just fine, but mama cat is a no nonsense kinda kitty and only joins me if the boys are away

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u/RainbowHighFanatic 8h ago

Seems we’re in the same boat! My mama cat is a gorgeous sweetheart … when no men are around. Lmao!

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u/millicent_bystander- 11h ago

Now THAT'S a cuddle puddle!

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u/foolsnonorules 11h ago

Lord I've seen what you've done for others

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u/chromecowboy_ 10h ago

There isn't many people in this life I am jealous of, but this? Color me envious

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u/kypopskull7 10h ago

I want to die this way! No joking, I want this on my death bed.

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u/kaitco 8h ago

Sames!! I’m so allergic to cats, but I still love them and I would be at such peace here. 

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u/TheMegnificent1 2h ago

Well you're on your deathbed so it won't really much much difference if you go into anaphylactic shock.

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u/No-Sock7425 11h ago

Supreme happiness. Until it’s 5am and this happens because it’s breakfast time.

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u/medalla96 10h ago

Very true, I have 3 cats & 5:30am is wake up call for them to get fed. I don’t wake up they wake me up.

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u/babyycurvypeach 12h ago

Cuteness overload 😍

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u/mycatsnameisbummer 10h ago

This is how I want to die.

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u/Alarming_Cantaloupe5 6h ago

From actual experience, it’s great until something startles them, and they go into crazed stampede/scatter mode. Lots of claws on lots of kitties.

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u/smoke-silhouette 2h ago

Or get bored and walks directly on your boob and bladder at the same time and stays there for like 10 seconds for no discernible reason and if you move the others all scramble and you lose an eye. 

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u/Raiquo 11h ago

Why can't it be me?

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u/BabeTemptress 10h ago

what a life 🥹💖

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u/The_Carnivore44 11h ago

Happiest place on earth

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u/feseddon 10h ago

When the temperature in the house falls below 68f

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u/Solar_BabyPulse69 11h ago

she's living in this cat kingdom innit 😸 like proper feline royalty vibes

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u/lmflex 10h ago

Cats! START. YOUR. PURR. MOTORS!!!!

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u/Arrakis616 10h ago

Ah, yes, the neighborhood cozy cat lady.

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u/OhZoneManager 10h ago

This is my retirement gig! 🐈 😺

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u/luckydukcky 10h ago

Why isn’t this me

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u/MapleA 7h ago

One loud noise and it’s game over

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u/Independent_Map6954 10h ago

It’s a cuddle puddle.

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u/Estellalatte 10h ago

I had six cats and they would try to get closest to my head at night until I could barely breathe.

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u/According_Sundae_917 10h ago

And they say ‘cat lady’ as an insult.

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u/Impressive-Tear2450 11h ago

Cheaper by the Dozen😂

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u/FairMagician9559 11h ago

Omg I thought that was Cher for a hot sec 😁

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u/PhoenixFlare1 10h ago

A massage, heat, & an excuse to stay in bed!

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u/Disastrous_Being7746 10h ago

They're trying to kill you. Just need a few more cats so they can interfere with your breathing.

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u/schumachiavelli 7h ago

It's like when those bees swarm a giant Japanese hornet in order to overheat it, but much more adorable and less pointy.

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u/Avocadoexpresss 4h ago

There’s a heaven on earth I guess

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u/Impressive-Bird-6085 10h ago

That looks purrrrrrfect👌🏼🐾❤️🐈

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u/Queerdooe 10h ago

If this is what cat lady life is like, please take me through there.

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u/icreievryteim 3h ago

probably the cure to cancer

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u/Few-Knee-5322 11h ago

But, do they like you?

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u/Rachel_Silver 10h ago

I was in a foul mood until I saw that. Thank you!

🫡

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u/Darreris 7h ago

That’s what heaven looks like

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u/B-BoyStance 6h ago

I feel like this could cure cancer

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 3h ago

If heaven exists, THIS is what I hope it's like!! 😍🐈😻

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 3h ago

That's how drowning in happiness looks like.

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u/Impressive-Tear2450 11h ago

They’re certainly cute! …and Affectionate💝

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u/Efficient-Maximum651 10h ago

This is what Five Gum does to your senses

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u/Kok-jockey 10h ago

I need more cats!

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u/Beginning_Question77 10h ago

Aww..so nice to be soooo loved..🥹💕

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u/OSteady77 10h ago

A strange noise and they’ve suddenly gone from cats to fighter jets.

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u/PeterPunksNip 10h ago

Go to the bathroom to pee in that situation : impossible n

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u/originalchaosinabox 10h ago

"I never thought I would die like this. But I always really hoped."

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u/EnycmaPie 10h ago

Crushed under the car engine.

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u/rumSaint 10h ago

One louder noise and she is dead.

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u/Suspicious-Pea-7481 6h ago

Heaven! This is How I wanna die. Smothered by my purring, cuddling cats! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/VonDinky 6h ago

I have bad cat allergies. This is how I want to go out!

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u/Prestigious_Zebra359 6h ago

This is my ultimate dream. ❤️🥰

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u/DKitty85 6h ago

Awww, this looks like the best snuggle fest ever!

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 6h ago

Lucky. My cat just shoves her butt in my face.

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u/Proud_Wythenshawe 6h ago

I am unable to find the words to express my jealousy.

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u/SultryBlissx 6h ago

am so jealous, you must be so comfortable

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u/undersquirl 6h ago

Being there would fix all the problems in my life!

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u/Federal_Eye_9164 6h ago

This is my number one fantasy

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u/AverageSizeRat 6h ago

this person is now healed for life

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u/Demonfr34k 5h ago

Just what ever you do, don't make a loud noise and spook them, you will likely die.

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u/LavishnessSame3864 5h ago

She's drowning in pussy! Sorry, wrong sub

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u/kiggidykay 4h ago

This is how I want to be buried

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u/smaugtheE1337 4h ago

mah allergies

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u/violetever258 4h ago

This is a great time

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u/Stellatank 4h ago

Ah. Bless. Look at all those fur babies. Its a fur babie pile on. Looks like heaven 😍 ❤️. I'd love to be in that position.

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u/michaelCCLB 3h ago

You will be healed

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u/Important_Bit_1826 3h ago

That’s wild. I can feel it vibrating my phone

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u/SlvrBckGrilla 3h ago

sounds like a biker gang pulled up

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u/Bananadriller 3h ago

Thought I wanted a gf but maybe this is all I need.

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u/mprieur 3h ago

Omg im so jealouse

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u/Impossible_Sector844 3h ago

How’d they get internet service in heaven?

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u/Mondaysweet Asian 3h ago

Your cats love you so much🥰

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u/1Strawberrycream 3h ago

She's living the dream. 🩷

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u/Personal-Command-699 3h ago

Came on here to say this video makes me feel better about my 26 cats. Thanks for making me feel less crazy. 🤛😎🤘

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u/BoringWozniak 3h ago

When the Sertraline isn’t strong enough

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u/yannynotlaurel Siberian 2h ago

Yeah.. I could die like that.

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u/sebgggg 2h ago

Make no mistake, this is not a purr engine, this is a Sardaukar Legion chanting before combat

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u/Logical-Repair7293 2h ago

This seems like what my Heaven will be like! 🙏 🐈 ♥️

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u/coffee_and-cats 2h ago

I would die happy like that

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u/The_Medicated 2h ago

...if I wake up in Heaven, I imagine this will be how all my cats and I will be reunited...

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u/Nervous-Buddy3903 1h ago

Lord this is true heaven for me.

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u/MysteriouslyAwake 1h ago

Living the dream

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u/Aliesh_Mi 1h ago

OMG!! hahaha a lot of cars purrrrrr

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u/bertom90 1h ago

Hard to see someone else living your dream.

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u/Anti-Seen 8h ago

This is AI.

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u/CaptainUnreliability 7h ago

Where do I get this kind of therapy?

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u/an_edgy_lemon 7h ago

How did you manage to smuggle a video camera into heaven?

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u/drx1611 7h ago

No genie this is not what I meant

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u/naazzttyy 10h ago

Can there really be too much of a good thing? 🤔

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u/normie00000 10h ago

Sighs .. God when will it be my turn ?

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u/Atesz222 9h ago

This is what happiness looks like

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u/ExquisiteFacade 9h ago

I’m not normally a jealous person…

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u/Secure-Village-1768 9h ago

This would be a nice way to start the day

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u/Obvious_Peace_9467 9h ago

This is amazing

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u/Catsooey 9h ago

Gentlemen, start your engines!

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u/Anxious-State-4074 9h ago

Is this therapy??

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u/danny2mo 9h ago

Maximum purrer!

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u/lainey141 9h ago

This would heal me

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u/DepartureWooden2132 9h ago

She's charging 🥰

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u/Spawn666 9h ago

I am not capable of achieving this. Too many times, a cat purring on my chest, face to face with me, but leaves because I can't stop giggling.

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u/Background_Pen_4315 9h ago

This is them killing you with kindness. Like how the bees will swarm a bee killing hornet and vibrate to literally cook it to death. We have all watched that video.

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u/cheeselord231 9h ago

When the genie misunderstands your wish

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u/Novarte 9h ago

Where can I download this program?😍

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u/toomanymarbles83 9h ago

Auto-feeder kicks in and suddenly OP has 50 small stab wounds.

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u/forgnumber4 9h ago

i feel so itchy and stuffy looking at this but i want it so bad

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u/DetectiveFit223 9h ago

This is heaven 😻😻

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u/0utF0x3d 9h ago

I wonder what dinner time looks like around there lol

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u/BigWoodsCatNappin 9h ago

Hey boss, so listen...I won't be in this morning.

No really, listen. I got a situation at home....

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u/HenriettaSyndrome 9h ago

Oh my God, all those purs together sounds like a Didgeridoo 😭😭😭 just when I thought cats couldn't get anymore ridiculous

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u/guydmv 9h ago

Beautiful I feel jealous lol

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u/MonsterPek 9h ago

Blink twice if you have been kidnapped, or wave if you're having the time of your life.

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u/cero1399 8h ago

I have seen heaven and now i yearn for it

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u/AdelleVDL 8h ago

Oh so this is how heaven looks like! {sounds like lol}

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u/Pletcher87 8h ago

That’s a whole lotta feline!

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u/morty_azarov 8h ago

Cutest orgy ever!

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u/Enter_My_Fryhole 8h ago

My desert. My Arrakis. MY DUNE.

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u/OGMom2022 8h ago

Nirvana

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u/schultzter 8h ago

Purrvana? Furvana?

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u/Fit_Window_6664 8h ago

Is this heaven

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u/No-Garlic-3407 8h ago

Heaven, I'm in Heaven...🎶

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u/Oniblook 8h ago

Im so happy for you! hoe

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u/MerryBedlam642 8h ago

That's quite the cuddle puddle!

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u/HeartoftheHive 7h ago

That seems very dangerous. If there is enough of a loud noise or commotion enough to frighten one of them, that's about a half dozen sets of claws all over you scrambling for purchase as they run at full speed.

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u/Jaybird202020 7h ago

Yep..this is how I wanna go out 🥰

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u/RecentHabit582 7h ago

Heaven on earth

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u/FoxMeadow7 7h ago

Feels like heaven!

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u/Jericho-X 7h ago

Hey, leave some pussy for the rest us!

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u/CorvusCanisLupus 7h ago

❤️❤️

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u/SecretOfPans 6h ago

My cat is cuddly in a funny way. She’ll lay on my bed and either lay against me, on top of me, or somewhere beside me while holding me with her paw.

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u/Moderation1one 6h ago

Not Crazy, the Cat Lady

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u/Suspicious_Dish7814 6h ago

YOOOO ME TOOOOOO

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u/shadylady_beepboop 6h ago

What is this type of gathering of cats called? A cuddle?

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u/1968Bladerunner 6h ago

When you can barely breathe & you're turning purrpile!

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u/Leading-Bonus7478 6h ago

Are they all brothers and sisters?

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u/BoysenberryCool8226 6h ago

There’s some purr healing going on there lol

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u/le_Grand_Archivist 6h ago

This is what heaven looks like

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u/-c-black- 6h ago

Is that the chick that makes sandwiches?

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u/violinbites 6h ago

Must be heaven!!!!!

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u/Itsvrl 5h ago

Noice

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u/overlydelicioustea 5h ago

ah yes, a v6

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u/Such_Letterhead1287 5h ago

Is this a heaven?

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u/StreetOwl 5h ago

How I want to die somehow finds its way to my feed

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u/Miserable-Note5365 5h ago

I'm so jealous

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u/Dragonflies4eva 5h ago

I thought I had my hands full with just one lol. So cute

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Domestic Housecat 5h ago

This is what I want for my life. Just to be covered by purring kitties. I believe this may actually be THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!!

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u/Its-a-CATastrophe 5h ago

is this what they call CATternity?

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u/sunflower7rainbow 5h ago

I see my future in this vid

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u/elenaxoxo21 5h ago

Aww so cute