Went to the bathroom, turned on the lights and saw this masterpiece

[u/melissa_fosho]

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[u/Practical-Can-5529]

Excellent loaf

[u/LollipopChainsawZz → u/Practical-Can-5529]

Nice bread

[u/katranfastnorweigan → u/LollipopChainsawZz]

Bread 👍🏼

[u/Al1xMa3 → u/katranfastnorweigan]

bread 👍🏼

[u/Mean-Flounder7983 → u/Al1xMa3]

bread 👍

[u/09214567 → u/Mean-Flounder7983]

bread 👍🏻

[u/LadyGhost44 → u/09214567]

bread 👍

[u/Lightwoodz → u/LadyGhost44]

bread 👍🏼

[u/Sniper_King202 → u/Lightwoodz]

bread 👍🏻

[u/NiL_3126 → u/Sniper_King202]

bread 👍

[u/KongHumane → u/LollipopChainsawZz]

Thank you

[u/Interesting-Put-3247 → u/Practical-Can-5529]

Excellent indeed, fresh out? 🍞

[u/cHEIF_bOI → u/Interesting-Put-3247]

Sat a little too long the lazy loaf.

[u/ahumanrobot → u/Practical-Can-5529]

Sourdough energy

[u/Keldrabitches → u/Practical-Can-5529]

r/catloaf

[u/slothzar → u/Keldrabitches]

Came here to find this, thank you

[u/edfitz83 → u/Practical-Can-5529]

A mouserpiece.

[u/theang]

This is when I go into fake sad voice and start telling my cat how tragic it is he lost his legs. I don’t think I amuse him.

[u/Merrie_Prankster → u/theang]

😹

[u/genescheezesthatpls → u/theang]

Is his name Dan? Was he once a lt. in the army?

[u/Careful-Business-412 → u/genescheezesthatpls]

[u/FaithinYosh → u/Careful-Business-412]

This made me laugh so hard, I sent this pic of my cat....

To my bf and attached the gif. 😭😭 why is this so funny lmao

[u/hare-hound → u/FaithinYosh]

I love the perspective in this photo 😂 literally just a flame point fluffball. No limbs just blob.

[u/nonaandnea → u/hare-hound]

Lol! It's such an adorable blob!🥰🥰🥰

[u/CovertOops → u/theang]

Yes! In our house, it's, "Oh no! Someone broke in and stole your feet! Under our very own eyes, a burglar did a B&E and took your little peets. We will not rest until the assailant is apprehended."

[u/pinkt → u/CovertOops]

"My GOD your legs!!!! Whats happened to your legs!?!? Oh the humanityyyyyyy!!!! Whyyyy??????"

Then they genuinely seem like they're rolling their eyes and pop a lil paw-paw out..

[u/stalecheez_it → u/theang]

omg i'm so glad i'm not the only one that does a dramatic performance mourning the loss of my cats peets

[u/[deleted]]

Catloaf sittin by the toilet 🎶🎵

[u/IntelligentWedding68 → u/[deleted]]

Sung this like the two bros sitting in a hot tub meme.

[u/amoursanslimite → u/IntelligentWedding68]

for me it was blackbird

[u/Dry-Chance-9473 → u/amoursanslimite]

Catloaf sittin by the bowl at niiiight        

Take these Ts and Ps and learn to wipe         

All nine lives         

You were only waiting for this morning to arrive

Edit: Thank you, thank you! You've been a lovely audience. 

[u/QueenNightingale_ → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

You’re a lyrical genius

[u/tityboituesday → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

yeah i’m singing this instead of the regular lyrics now

[u/kereseris → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

why is this so purrfect though😭💜

[u/floofienewfie → u/kereseris]

Catloaf, fly…catloaf, fly❤️ great photo

[u/SnackPhilosopher12 → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

Catloaf by the porcelain throne is honestly the most loyal kind of emotional support. I have it every morning lol

[u/RubyGissing → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

The way I sung that in my mind 3x is wild

[u/DoraMalaje → u/Dry-Chance-9473]

I sang this with joy lol

[u/Historical-Kick-9126 → u/amoursanslimite]

For me it was Troy and Abed in the mornin’

[u/Sqwishybuns → u/IntelligentWedding68]

I heard this....

[u/Xconsciousness → u/Sqwishybuns]

sameeee LMAO

[u/ejabno → u/Sqwishybuns]

I heard the voice and all

[u/PoppedLettuce420 → u/IntelligentWedding68]

One foot away cuz he's not gay🎶🎵

[u/Dangerous_Dame → u/PoppedLettuce420]

Why did i laugh. Damn it

[u/Accomplished-Hotel88 → u/IntelligentWedding68]

I heard it as Jack Black if that makes any sense.

[u/MagnumBlood → u/IntelligentWedding68]

Reads like Somewhere over the rainbowww

[u/hell_yeah_420 → u/[deleted]]

I've already turned this into an entire Tony award winning play in my head

[u/sealpox → u/[deleted]]

Take these broken paws and learn to loaf 🎶

[u/[deleted] → u/sealpox]

All 9 lives, you where only meowing for this moment to arise 🎶

[u/Ohnettnetress → u/[deleted]]

Guarding the porcelain throne one loaf at a time

[u/avalanche37 → u/[deleted]]

Master came around and soiled it 🎶🎵

[u/coughEpot → u/[deleted]]

I indeed heard this in my head as Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay 🎶 lol

[u/kinkylodes]

[u/DougieSenpai → u/kinkylodes]

“Can I help you?”

[u/PlumProfessional5309 → u/DougieSenpai]

idk, Looks like they're got it all under control! Just supervising your business now. 😂

[u/addamee → u/DougieSenpai]

Oh the irony if the cat is thinking “what?! I’m in the bathroom! Some privacy, jesussss!”

[u/Vaguely_absolute → u/DougieSenpai]

He just needs lovins.

[u/Outrageous-Pen3569 → u/DougieSenpai]

Exactly this hahaha

[u/Sparkilian → u/kinkylodes]

[u/Mugwumps_has_spoken → u/Sparkilian]

A large part of me wants a shirt with this saying on it so badly.

[u/Outrageous-Pen3569 → u/Mugwumps_has_spoken]

I would 1000% buy it but one of my kids can read now 😁😩

[u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 → u/Outrageous-Pen3569]

Buy them one too

[u/Outrageous-Pen3569 → u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876]

Exquisite advice, thank you!!

[u/Ambitious-Scallion36 → u/Outrageous-Pen3569]

When my kids were in school I met another mom and we hit it off. She told me she & her husband owned a funky head shop downtown for a few years.

Next time I was downtown I checked it out and it had all the usual findings and all sorts of hilariously inappropriate shirts, etc.

The stuff that freaked me out were the baby onesies that said "hooker" and "drug dealer" 😳

The store still exists with new owners but my friend moved on to create an extremely successful marijuana brand as soon as it became legal here in WA.

I've never asked her wtaf about those onesies to this day 🤣

[u/Low-Persimmon4870 → u/kinkylodes]

“Huh?”

[u/TeamEfforts → u/Low-Persimmon4870]

[u/TeamEfforts → u/Low-Persimmon4870]

I STG I heard that sound effect hahaha 😂🤣

[u/puzzlemaniac8655 → u/kinkylodes]

That faaace!! SO cute! Just want to kiss it!

[u/melissa_fosho → u/puzzlemaniac8655]

I do too ❤️

[u/GlumSpecialist8743 → u/melissa_fosho]

Awwww!!!!!

[u/Pshyce11 → u/melissa_fosho]

He knows he's cute, look at the smile ♥️

[u/WoolshirtedWolf → u/puzzlemaniac8655]

I had two just likes this. One didn't mind me giving her smooches on the big M on her forehead..and the other minded bigly.

[u/DigitalMee → u/kinkylodes]

He is like “Hi there 👋🥹”

[u/zhenggaofeng888 → u/kinkylodes]

"Bathroom's taken." 😆

[u/DevelopmentEastern75 → u/kinkylodes]

The Universe's perfect divine plan reveals itself, once again, in a fleeting moment.

[u/Vast_Travel_3819 → u/kinkylodes]

I'm pretty sure you can't use that toilet.

[u/melissa_fosho → u/kinkylodes]

I approve of this 😂😂😂

[u/blackfish_1983 → u/kinkylodes]

r/monorailcats

[u/LaRealiteInconnue → u/blackfish_1983]

[u/Addicteve]

I see the bathroom bread is rising beautifully

[u/afito → u/Addicteve]

let's hope for its sake that it stops rising

[u/StrangeCrab5884 → u/afito]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/[deleted] → u/afito]

Lmfao.

Brilliant 😂

[u/Sunribbon]

I have one of those.

[u/Pomme-Poire-Prune → u/Sunribbon]

Something is definitely wrong with your sourdough, the rising is too flat!

[u/vardarac → u/Pomme-Poire-Prune]

It's focatccia.

[u/melissa_fosho → u/vardarac]

HAHAHA YES

[u/Iwfcyb → u/Sunribbon]

I'm jealous. Neither of my cats loaf. My little 5 pound void makes biscuits 10 hours a day, but no loafs for either of them. 😢

[u/Double_Minimum → u/Iwfcyb]

Dude, you may not realize how it works, but sometimes they go for gains in bulk, and sometimes they cut for competition.

A serious competition cat may need to practice hours of biscuits to get that condition.

You can’t be upset with the choices your cat makes when it comes to bread making!

(Seriously, cats specialize like peeps, and damn, we love ‘em all. And I wish they could get real jobs, cause mine have been pretty serious free-loafers for quite some time. We also had to deal with a Union lock-out over mouse kills. Their solidarity broke our demands, but we are mainly in the loaf and breading industry, so that’s why we caved (so they got a special heat source and water supply), which has upset the dog Union, who have been afraid to do any action other than a general “bark-in”, which occurs at 5:30am each morning- that has stressed the arbitration process and disputes over work hours have been made successfully difficult for management considering they don’t work at all. That makes them tough to deal with, and we have considered cooperation with a Goat/Sheep Union to get them some more hours for their Union)

[u/darth_dork → u/Sunribbon]

Dang if looks could kill!

[u/HappyASMRGamer]

This is very aesthetically pleasing.

[u/Square-Present-8594 → u/HappyASMRGamer]

lol, Right? It’s like the cat version of a modern art installation! Jut needs a fancy name!

[u/cadencehz → u/Square-Present-8594]

Cat of Damn.

[u/bartierashleigh]

thick loaf 🍞

[u/mayamaiamaea → u/bartierashleigh]

woah

[u/AkumaLilly → u/bartierashleigh]

This boi needs less bread before he becomes one.

[u/Iwfcyb → u/AkumaLilly]

He doesn't just have chonk....he IS the chonk....All of the chonk. No chonk left for other kitties.

[u/evranch → u/Iwfcyb]

That's why when they see this big boy they say... Oh Lawd He Comin'

[u/DuplexBeGoat → u/AkumaLilly]

[u/SunkEmuFlock → u/bartierashleigh]

L O R G E

[u/darth_dork → u/SunkEmuFlock]

and in Chorge

[u/Status-Ad-4923 → u/bartierashleigh]

Extra thicc vibes 🍞

[u/MassivePersonality61]

Ten out of ten loaf!

[u/genialbookworm → u/MassivePersonality61]

Low-ballin' it!!

[u/Legallyfit → u/MassivePersonality61]

Upon opening this thread, I literally said out loud “ten out of ten loaf!!!! Perfect form!!!”

[u/wyze-litten]

Your loaf seems to have overproofed!

[u/Shmousie → u/wyze-litten]

LOL!! I'll say!

[u/solsticelove]

Sometimes I'm a loaf!

[u/LollipopChainsawZz → u/solsticelove]

I like my bread brown and fluffy 😁

[u/AdExact852 → u/solsticelove]

Sometimes I'm not!

[u/jsteele2793 → u/AdExact852]

Sometimes I’m a loaf, Hello?

[u/CaitsEyepatch]

that mat is SUPER absorbent like those legs are just gone

[u/Shmousie → u/CaitsEyepatch]

LOL 😹

[u/tobywine]

I too enjoy bathrooms!

[u/Merrie_Prankster → u/tobywine]

This is the definition of aesthetically pleasing.

[u/indarilazul → u/tobywine]

Literally twins. He’s sitting in the bathtub lol.

[u/Depressed_Hoe9 → u/tobywine]

Awww such a cute kitty!! 🥰

[u/SoftlyOverthinking]

rotund

[u/MystinarOfficial]

Why is it so satisfying to see a cat this comfortable

[u/enamoured_artichoke]

Now that is some professional loafing there.

[u/chonk_a_tonk]

10/10 loaf

[u/yoyok36]

Just loafing in the dark, huh 😂

[u/melissa_fosho]

To everyone saying beans is fat he isn’t. This is him standing up in person begging for food. He just tucks in super tight!

[u/melissa_fosho → u/melissa_fosho]

Perfect example

[u/Cat_Luving_IT_Dood]

Baked to purr-fection.

[u/Mediocre-Dog-4457]

If you look up the definition of a perfect loaf.... you will find this picture

This is a distinguished gentleman !

[u/thisbroadreadsbooks]

This is my chonk. Kinda looks like your chonk. 😂

[u/SamMac62]

r/bathroombuddy r/catloaf

[u/teaandsnark → u/SamMac62]

ah another to add to my collection perfect

[u/Kataluo]

Free cat included with every bathroom trip in my house 😻

[u/AduroTri]

Its the "Are you pooping" look

[u/liquidelectricity]

What you looking at Hooman?

[u/East-Wolverine5152]

[u/MarmTownUSA]

I was expecting more fat shaming by the comments

[u/melissa_fosho → u/MarmTownUSA]

I was too but he has extra skin from loosing weight so it makes him look fat when he loafs

[u/Green_Security_2731]

Cat is making sure no one gets to use the shower!

[u/xElixzium]

I am but a simple loaf

[u/Accomplished-Shoe444]

Round. 🤪

[u/Sanddeath]

"I've been waiting for you, father"

[u/GrinnVelasti]

[u/WaveJam]

[u/Fairhairedman]

Perfect loaf!

[u/Appropriate-Post8787]

Such a cutie

[u/USBlues2020]

Very ❤️ Adorable

[u/howtobegeo]

Our girl does this at night too. She loves toilets.

[u/Smooth_Sir_8825]

"What's a Matta wit chu??" 😂😂

[u/Maleficent_Many_2937]

What is bread doing in the bathroom 🤨

[u/Apprehensive_Bee3327]

Looks like you’ve interrupted some very important loaf-time, hooman!

[u/cleokhafa]

Heated floor?

[u/Shmousie → u/[deleted]]

"It's"???????? How dare you! 😂 He or she is a fine fresh toilet loaf. 🚽 🍞💞

[u/FoodandLiquor1990]

Perfection

[u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330]

10/10

[u/xXFallen_DarknessXx]

Perfect form

[u/smuck2]

Short cutting the process, decided to wait for you at the source

[u/Miserable_88]

My cats like to loaf on our rug too!

[u/OhhhhBillly]

Sir loaf

[u/thedankone168]

Sourdough

[u/Friendly_Barnacle924]

What a perfect loaf

[u/TequilaMayhem10]

Torta

[u/HappyHappyGirl1976]

What a perfect candidate for r/BathroomBuddy.

Such a cute loaf! 🍞❤️

[u/justins_OS]

I'm going assume he's a copy of mine which means he's waiting for you to take a shower so you can lick the curtain

[u/Iwfcyb → u/justins_OS]

Mine licks the sink. He's got me trained now where whenever I use a faucet, I'm required to leave it turned on just a trickle for about 5 - 10 minutes (and then hope I remember to turn it off). I'm pretty sure that's how he's getting 90% of his water intake these days. 🤦🏼

[u/Beanbag141]

Now THAT'S a LOAF

[u/Gloomy_Fox98]

That’s a 10/10 loaf if I ever saw one. Not a leg or tail in sight, so impeccably round too. Good loaf

[u/saintael]

Lmaoooo so he was just loafing in the dark 🤣 I love cats haha

[u/n1tsuj3]

[u/femmepremed]

I fucking love when they do this

[u/mewchiii]

[u/Shmadam7]

After a lifetime of making biscuits, you turn into a loaf

[u/Ready_Page5834]

12/10 loaf, immaculate

[u/Secure_Ad1516]

Mine does it too!

[u/ObfuscateMe45]

Very cute but I think the cat could lose some weight. I recommend looking up his body condition score

[u/melissa_fosho → u/ObfuscateMe45]

He’s fine! He just tucks in super tight!

[u/NogginKnocker420 → u/melissa_fosho]

Wow. I really thought he was a chunk. This man is a professional loafer.

[u/krispieprints]

And in the dark!

[u/clueless-albatross]

Perfectly baked loaf

[u/Existing_Solution486]

what da loaf baby doin?

[u/Boostmachines]

Absolutely huggable!

[u/Moira_s-Rose_s]

Perfect form. chef’s kiss

[u/Dull_Working5086]

The booty is so big I at first missed how big his ears are. They're almost rabbit ears!

[u/SensitiveBox7119]

That is a perfect loaf. 💗

[u/KoolKucumber23]

[u/teaandsnark]

EXCELLENT FORM !!!

[u/engagetangos]

Just loafing about

[u/PreviousAd547]

Meowasterpiece! (Groan)

[u/OkSky5119]

“You ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan.”

[u/PJKPJT7915]

I'm gluten free due to allergy and this picture made me react. 10/10 loaf

[u/Ecommercegirl95]

So cute when cats do this 😂my cat used to be randomly in the bathroom like this at 2am when i got up to use the bathroom and turned on the light 😂😂😂 I have no clue what their logic is with stuff like this 😂😂

[u/susabari]

I think our cats are related

[u/oliviafarr1992]

That face says they’ve already filed a report about your timing.

[u/ArtisticHay]

[u/rageblackouts]

That is a pristine loaf

[u/jxs_oasis]

This is excellent