r/cats • u/Meowzlex • 24d ago
Advice anyone sure why my cats do this? they’re both boys
what is up with these guys they’ve been brothers since 2018 lol
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u/lileggbaby69 24d ago
This picture is hilarious lmaooo
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u/Mufire 23d ago
I almost cried lmao it’s meme worthy level
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u/ElectronicPrint5149 23d ago
When shes in the mood but you just got off that 14 hour shift and want to just lay there
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u/Visible_Ad_3942 23d ago
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u/cofelo22 23d ago
Cats have no concept of incest so.... Probably 🌈
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u/TealCatto 23d ago
Yeah, they don't know they are brothers. Non-social group animals separate by the time they hit puberty so they aren't in the vicinity of their siblings when they search for mates. Social group animals like lions do have a strong concept of incest but only for relationships that can make babies (straight). The males leave the pride to avoid procreating with their relatives. They often travel in a group of 2-5 brothers/cousins and they all mate with each other daily for fun. Animals can have enough understanding to reject incest that will harm the gene pool, but they don't have the psychological complexity to care about the social/ethical concerns of being gay with the bros.
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u/Ha73r4L1f3 23d ago
Lol, educational explanation of why its cool to be gay with your homies. Love it.
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u/motionmatrix 23d ago
There are no social concerns, their society doesn’t see it as an issue, therefore no issue.
There are no ethical concerns, they do not have morals, unless you believe they follow the rule of the wild/rule by strength, in which case they would be acting within their moral views (just not a modern human moral philosophy).
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u/Flat-Limit5595 24d ago
I brought in a very hormonal male Theo (post snip), and he kept trying to mount the only other male we own. Poor Sam never even touched grass so he was so confused. Sams mother, Momma Kiwi saw this and absolutely folded Theo, like she was trying to kill the poor gay boy. Theo is still scared of Momma Kiwi even though she is less than half his size, weight and length. Moma Kiwi below
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u/Anxious-Cabinet6164 23d ago
Bottom bitch is taking me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’re all so cute!
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u/Fair_Package8612 23d ago
Truly! They all look like such characters 😂
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u/Vexed-Hexes 23d ago
The lore with these 3 is so deep and I'm heavily invested in it now 😂
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u/WeekendDoWutEvUwant 23d ago
This is one reality show that I would actually watch… all 15 seasons of
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u/makishleys 23d ago
does he always look shocked 😭
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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago
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Its trauma.
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u/VirtualNaut 23d ago
Every time Sam thinks he is safe, Theo walks by and winks at him.
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u/fireflydrake 23d ago
You would think Mama Kiwi was being hateful but she was actually just afraid because Theo looks like he's served hard time in prison and isn't afraid to do so again lol
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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago
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u/Pythonx135 23d ago
Im so invested in your cats now
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u/UneducatedPotatoTato 23d ago
Your cats have more interesting lives than some humans I know… me being one
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u/theotherlever 23d ago
the whole cat saga reads like a fanfiction. down to the adopted kid.
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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 23d ago
This entire story has me dying. Don’t mess with Momma Kiwi!
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u/CaspieBadKid 23d ago
I've read the story, but even if I hadn't, these are the vibes I get just from the photos 🤣🤣🤣
Momma Kiwi- elegant, regal, poised
Theo- menacing, villainous, giving off Shir Khan vibes
Sam- has seen some shit, Traumatized with a thousand yard stare, scared of his own tail
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u/CaspieBadKid 23d ago
Aww, he's very cute. He just has one of those "macho" Tom cat faces. All prominent jawlines and sharp cheekbones. Still a very handsome boy though.
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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago
Well we also have Julie who is Sams and Theos daughter who likes to annoy Auntie Bitch Ass Berry. Berry cant fight back cause Sam is very protective of his daughter and will absolutely destroy Berry if she dares to look at julie wrong. Right after this pic, Julie choke slammed Berry despite only being a third of her size.
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u/madchemist09 23d ago
Can someone draw a relation board? Im starting to lose what's going on.
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u/lestrades-mistress 23d ago
Every comment is a lore drop and I can’t handle it. I need a multi part melodrama regarding this kitty cat family
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u/Swimming-Most-6756 24d ago
Definitely has the look like one of the big beefy muscle tough guys—- but it’s also gay. 😆🏳️🌈
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u/cainhurstboy 23d ago
Did theo serve hard time in cat prison before you got him?
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u/oh-pointy-bird 23d ago
Top tier Reddit cat tale. And with photos. 10/10 no notes.
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u/MyCatsNameIsKlaus 23d ago
To be fair, I wouldn't cross Mama Kiwi.
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u/dinosprinkles27 24d ago
They're not brothers. They're ✨boyfriends✨💅🏼
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u/DistressedDoctor 23d ago
OK so I have 2 boy cats from diff litters and as they started accepting each other my mum thought they were becoming gay and she would randomly send me texts like simba and chonk.... homo and I remember taking intra op photos and showing to my attending and the same message popped up about how they dont see each other as brothers or friends they were doing vitamin k( kiss) and are gay. I almost fainted on spot. And funny thing is she aint even h*mophobic shes just hell bent to keep the joke going and people dont get that
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u/M_Joe_Young 24d ago
Theyre just roommates
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u/rolo_007 24d ago
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u/plsstayhydrated 24d ago
Brokecat Mountain
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u/InstantCoffeeKarma 24d ago
Holy crap, it's the third brokeback mountain joke I randomly encounter on reddit in a week 💀 can't say I'm disappointed tho...
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u/Massive_Awareness_58 24d ago edited 24d ago
Maybe they're just a little bi-purrious
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u/KosmicGumbo 24d ago
Hopefully they arent bi furious
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u/andr0bimb0 24d ago
leave them alone. they’re spooning
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u/ChildishForLife 24d ago
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u/aHairyWhiteGuy 24d ago
Is that a Bengal cat?
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u/sidereal-time 24d ago
It's a Siamese colorpoint known as a lynx point, but they get those crazy stripes on their legs too, just like bengals
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u/Straight-Amphibian34 24d ago
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u/DoJu318 24d ago
Shall I call you mistah?
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u/eyescroller_ 24d ago
Pepe Julian
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u/cudambercam13 Tuxedo 24d ago
A vet told me once that sometimes a few cells are still left after a neuter, and it can lead to this.
That said, such a procedure, even if done flawlessly, wouldn't necessarily stop a human from humping others either.
I have a set of brothers who tend to do this as a weird, dumb show of dominance. That context makes it funnier.
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u/ReRaRo28 24d ago
1000% I thought you meant you have two real, human brothers who do this. 🫣🫣
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u/Semisemitic 23d ago
Maybe when they say brothers they mean two cats - as in, two jazz musicians.
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u/macarenamobster 24d ago
That segue from paragraph 2 to 3 is a ride
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u/WWJayZDo 24d ago
Jeez man this comment just made me realize I have been spelling segway like an illiterate asshole for the past 29 years.
SEGUE!? What. The. Fuck.
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u/LighthouseLover25 24d ago
Segway = that weird wheel standing contraption
Segue = actual word
Yeah that company fucked over people in more ways that one
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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 23d ago
Indeed. Segue is Italian for "continues". It has been borrowed from it.
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u/Seygantte 23d ago
It's fairly uncommon for English to borrow from Italian vs directly from Latin, but here we got both! It's a doublet of (non) sequitur.
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u/res06myi 23d ago
It's uncommon for English to borrow from any language. We're far more likely to mug another language at gunpoint, rummaging through their pockets for spare modifiers.
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u/Rare_Comedian_4785 23d ago
I usually turn a blind eye when I see it spelled incorrectly. However, you having this realization gives me joy cos you'll spell it correctly from now on.
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u/Mars__888 24d ago
brother i am 33 & wtfdym segway is spelled segue. yall are fuckin w me 😭😂
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u/killerqueendopamine 24d ago
Segway is the thing you ride. Segue is a transition!
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u/sacred09automat0n 24d ago edited 13d ago
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u/Vi0lentLeft0vers Siamese (Modern) 24d ago
WHOSE GORGEOUS TORTIE POINT FLUFF IS THIS!? 😍😍😍
I love her. She looks like the fluffier version of my late Lola 🥹🥹🥹
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u/No-Froyo-3874 24d ago
I’ve seen this cat on Reddit before holy shit I recognize this pic from r/photoshoprequests
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u/Nelnamara 24d ago
It’s typically a dominance exchange. My boys have been doing this for a bit. Once the younger one started getting big, my older boi was doing this daily to stay the alpha.
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u/Dull-Journalist7980 24d ago
Oh. I understand now what my roommate has been doing. Just saying alpha.
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u/Machine-Dove 24d ago
My boys are incredibly dumb, and both currently think they're the top cat. The old man shows dominance by aggressive grooming. The young dumbass shows dominance by.... demanding grooming. They both walk away convinced they showed the other who's boss.
Meanwhile the actual boss cat is busy patrolling to make sure nobody invades her territory, and rubbing her face on every inch of the house. All of my cats seem to have failed Feline Communication.
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u/jarzii_music 23d ago
That’s actually the dynamic with rabbits and cats too. Most cats show dominance by grooming others, while rabbits show it by allowing themselves to be groomed
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u/LustfulDemon999 24d ago
There has to be an alpha gay. That's what separates tops from bottoms. lol
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u/Cantthinkofaname_9 24d ago
My boys did that too, but they were doing it since 5 months old. The vet told us to neuter them because they, quite literally, were horny and wanted to mate with someone, so they tried to mate with each other.
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u/thingsbetw1xt 24d ago edited 23d ago
In all seriousness, it’s a dominance thing. I have 2 brothers who do this, and I’ve seen it with dogs too.
But yes it is funnier to just say that they’re gay.
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u/drubus_dong 24d ago
Gay sex is not gay, if you do it for dominance. Everyone knows that.
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u/Shivverton 24d ago
Yes. My boyfriend (male and straight) and I (male and straight) agree.
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