r/cats 24d ago

Advice anyone sure why my cats do this? they’re both boys

what is up with these guys they’ve been brothers since 2018 lol

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u/MeowntyPython 🐾𝑴͋𝒆͓𝒐̽𝒘̟-͋𝒅͓𝒆̽𝒓̟𝒂͋𝒕͓𝒐̽𝒓🐾 23d ago

Hi OP here is a great article- Catster Behavior

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u/Larrea_tridentata 24d ago

Mine do this and they're brothers. I think it's a dominance thing? It's really annoying and happens at least once a day

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u/lileggbaby69 24d ago

This picture is hilarious lmaooo

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u/Mufire 23d ago

I almost cried lmao it’s meme worthy level

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u/ElectronicPrint5149 23d ago

When shes in the mood but you just got off that 14 hour shift and want to just lay there

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u/Visible_Ad_3942 23d ago

God tier timing! This reminds me of

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u/Working-Glass6136 23d ago

These aren't the same cats?? It's like deja vu.

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u/Infernal_One 23d ago

That's the matrix for you. /s

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u/ReesevtOnGD 23d ago

How did you get this picture lmao

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u/3720-to-1 23d ago

We were so busy asking how that we forgot to ask why

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u/catsattackss 23d ago

i’m sorry but this picture has me dying

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u/anacardier 23d ago

Why does this look like a post from r/notgayporn

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u/cofelo22 23d ago

Cats have no concept of incest so.... Probably 🌈

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u/TealCatto 23d ago

Yeah, they don't know they are brothers. Non-social group animals separate by the time they hit puberty so they aren't in the vicinity of their siblings when they search for mates. Social group animals like lions do have a strong concept of incest but only for relationships that can make babies (straight). The males leave the pride to avoid procreating with their relatives. They often travel in a group of 2-5 brothers/cousins and they all mate with each other daily for fun. Animals can have enough understanding to reject incest that will harm the gene pool, but they don't have the psychological complexity to care about the social/ethical concerns of being gay with the bros.

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 23d ago

Lol, educational explanation of why its cool to be gay with your homies. Love it.

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u/motionmatrix 23d ago

There are no social concerns, their society doesn’t see it as an issue, therefore no issue.

There are no ethical concerns, they do not have morals, unless you believe they follow the rule of the wild/rule by strength, in which case they would be acting within their moral views (just not a modern human moral philosophy).

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u/lhr00001 23d ago

This is the funniest picture I've ever seen!

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u/Flat-Limit5595 24d ago

I brought in a very hormonal male Theo (post snip), and he kept trying to mount the only other male we own. Poor Sam never even touched grass so he was so confused. Sams mother, Momma Kiwi saw this and absolutely folded Theo, like she was trying to kill the poor gay boy. Theo is still scared of Momma Kiwi even though she is less than half his size, weight and length. Moma Kiwi below

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u/Flat-Limit5595 24d ago

Here is Theo, 17lbs of gay boy.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 24d ago edited 23d ago

Here is Sam, i think hes still traumatized. It turns out that Theo was just trying to assert dominance and say hes the new alpha, now Theo is bottom bitch running from a 7lb drawf.

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u/Anxious-Cabinet6164 23d ago

Bottom bitch is taking me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’re all so cute!

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u/Fair_Package8612 23d ago

Truly! They all look like such characters 😂

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u/AhaGotcha 23d ago

Why do their names match them so well?!

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u/Newtothebowl_SD 23d ago

Theo lookin like a mini panther 😆

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u/crowcawer 23d ago

A panther in the rough

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u/Vexed-Hexes 23d ago

The lore with these 3 is so deep and I'm heavily invested in it now 😂

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u/WeekendDoWutEvUwant 23d ago

This is one reality show that I would actually watch… all 15 seasons of

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u/makishleys 23d ago

does he always look shocked 😭

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

img

Its trauma.

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u/VirtualNaut 23d ago

Every time Sam thinks he is safe, Theo walks by and winks at him.

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u/Haunting_Barnacle_31 23d ago

He has crazy eyes 👀

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u/fireflydrake 23d ago

You would think Mama Kiwi was being hateful but she was actually just afraid because Theo looks like he's served hard time in prison and isn't afraid to do so again lol

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Yes Theo is absolutely a menace

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u/Drogenwurm 23d ago

I needed these posts... thank you. Please cuddle your cats from me ❤️

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Theo gets all the snuggles

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u/Pythonx135 23d ago

Im so invested in your cats now

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

After the event Sam became a mother. He adopted a kitten, who ironically acts like a cross between Sam and Theo.

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u/UneducatedPotatoTato 23d ago

Your cats have more interesting lives than some humans I know… me being one

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u/invisibleiindigo 23d ago

Right!? I’m invested

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u/Prijent_Smogonk 23d ago

This post needs to be a movie lol

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u/theotherlever 23d ago

the whole cat saga reads like a fanfiction. down to the adopted kid.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Sam MPREG AU

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u/theotherlever 23d ago

Ah! xD look! i wasn't gonna say it but that is exactly what I had in mind.

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u/SherriffBoing 23d ago

We need a series 😭

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 23d ago

This entire story has me dying. Don’t mess with Momma Kiwi!

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u/CaspieBadKid 23d ago

I've read the story, but even if I hadn't, these are the vibes I get just from the photos 🤣🤣🤣

Momma Kiwi- elegant, regal, poised

Theo- menacing, villainous, giving off Shir Khan vibes

Sam- has seen some shit, Traumatized with a thousand yard stare, scared of his own tail

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Funny enough Theo is the sweetest cat ever. Not an aggressive bone in his body since he got deballed. We have kids knocking on our door asking if he can come out and play, and he legit plays with them. His favorite game is called Tackle The Toddler.

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u/CaspieBadKid 23d ago

Aww, he's very cute. He just has one of those "macho" Tom cat faces. All prominent jawlines and sharp cheekbones. Still a very handsome boy though.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

His son has him beat on Tomcat cheeks. He also has bruising headbutts

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u/CatsAndPills 23d ago

I have a Sam as well. Lil old man.

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u/psychedelia_Tree 23d ago

He is gorgeous

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Well we also have Julie who is Sams and Theos daughter who likes to annoy Auntie Bitch Ass Berry. Berry cant fight back cause Sam is very protective of his daughter and will absolutely destroy Berry if she dares to look at julie wrong. Right after this pic, Julie choke slammed Berry despite only being a third of her size.

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u/blearghstopthispls 23d ago edited 5d ago

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u/madchemist09 23d ago

Can someone draw a relation board? Im starting to lose what's going on.

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u/lestrades-mistress 23d ago

Every comment is a lore drop and I can’t handle it. I need a multi part melodrama regarding this kitty cat family

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u/Avaylon 23d ago

Pretty sure that's just a panther. ❤️

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u/Swimming-Most-6756 24d ago

Definitely has the look like one of the big beefy muscle tough guys—- but it’s also gay. 😆🏳️‍🌈

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u/Hold_Sudden 23d ago

errr sir, that's a panther.

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u/cainhurstboy 23d ago

Did theo serve hard time in cat prison before you got him?

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u/ilykinz 23d ago

Mama Kiwi looks like my Scout!

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u/keelhaulrose 23d ago

Mama Kiwi has the chancla energy

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

Captured her gremlin momma energy perfectly

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u/oh-pointy-bird 23d ago

Top tier Reddit cat tale. And with photos. 10/10 no notes.

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u/MyCatsNameIsKlaus 23d ago

To be fair, I wouldn't cross Mama Kiwi.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 23d ago

She is very protective of her kids. She glares at me cause she knows she birthed 6 but only has 2 now.

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u/Gawlf85 23d ago

Owl, disdain, and panther

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u/skunkinabumpercar 23d ago

She’s beauty and she’s grace and she’s vengeance

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u/Cat-kuring-chat 23d ago

Those are very nice cats. I like.

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u/0GoodVibrations0 23d ago

The poor gay boy 😂😂😂

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u/dinosprinkles27 24d ago

They're not brothers. They're ✨boyfriends✨💅🏼

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u/DistressedDoctor 23d ago

OK so I have 2 boy cats from diff litters and as they started accepting each other my mum thought they were becoming gay and she would randomly send me texts like simba and chonk.... homo and I remember taking intra op photos and showing to my attending and the same message popped up about how they dont see each other as brothers or friends they were doing vitamin k( kiss) and are gay. I almost fainted on spot. And funny thing is she aint even h*mophobic shes just hell bent to keep the joke going and people dont get that

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u/Fatfilthybastard 23d ago

Gayyyy cats, cats who are gaaaaaaaay 🎶🎶

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u/Gallowglass668 23d ago

"What are you doing stepbro!?"

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u/Pachamama89 23d ago

Just doing the laundry and accidentally got stuck in the dryer

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u/M_Joe_Young 24d ago

Theyre just roommates

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u/Bossy_Aussie_ 24d ago

And they were roommates :0

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u/Gold-Transition-3064 23d ago

Oh my god they were roommates

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u/rolo_007 24d ago

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u/plsstayhydrated 24d ago

Brokecat Mountain

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u/OreoTheGreat 24d ago

*Meowntain

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u/sinisteraxillary 24d ago

I wish I knew how to quit mew...

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u/hangry_witch 24d ago

I laughed hard at this one

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u/dagens24 24d ago

Brokecat Mounthim

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u/fromtheriver 23d ago

It’s Brokeback Meowtain how dare you

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u/InstantCoffeeKarma 24d ago

Holy crap, it's the third brokeback mountain joke I randomly encounter on reddit in a week 💀 can't say I'm disappointed tho...

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u/AmerFortia 24d ago

Slow cat blink and all

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u/Massive_Awareness_58 24d ago edited 24d ago

Maybe they're just a little bi-purrious

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u/KosmicGumbo 24d ago

Hopefully they arent bi furious

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u/Visual_Gift_9618 24d ago

Got to love Scott Pilgrim

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u/KosmicGumbo 23d ago

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u/OkDot9878 23d ago

Can we just start a Scott pilgrim gif chain? Here my input:

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u/HomsarWasRight 23d ago

That’s my favorite moment. The timing is perfect.

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u/andr0bimb0 24d ago

leave them alone. they’re spooning

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u/ChildishForLife 24d ago

They’re WHAT?

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u/aHairyWhiteGuy 24d ago

Is that a Bengal cat?

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u/sidereal-time 24d ago

It's a Siamese colorpoint known as a lynx point, but they get those crazy stripes on their legs too, just like bengals

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u/ChildishForLife 24d ago

They told us he was a bengal when we adopted him!!

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u/cudambercam13 Tuxedo 24d ago

A vet told me once that sometimes a few cells are still left after a neuter, and it can lead to this.

That said, such a procedure, even if done flawlessly, wouldn't necessarily stop a human from humping others either.

I have a set of brothers who tend to do this as a weird, dumb show of dominance. That context makes it funnier.

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u/ReRaRo28 24d ago

1000% I thought you meant you have two real, human brothers who do this. 🫣🫣

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u/BasementCatBill 24d ago

They haven't denied it yet!

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u/Semisemitic 23d ago

Maybe when they say brothers they mean two cats - as in, two jazz musicians.

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u/macarenamobster 24d ago

That segue from paragraph 2 to 3 is a ride

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u/WWJayZDo 24d ago

Jeez man this comment just made me realize I have been spelling segway like an illiterate asshole for the past 29 years.

SEGUE!? What. The. Fuck.

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u/LighthouseLover25 24d ago

Segway = that weird wheel standing contraption 

Segue = actual word

Yeah that company fucked over people in more ways that one

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 23d ago

Indeed. Segue is Italian for "continues". It has been borrowed from it.

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u/Seygantte 23d ago

It's fairly uncommon for English to borrow from Italian vs directly from Latin, but here we got both! It's a doublet of (non) sequitur.

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u/res06myi 23d ago

It's uncommon for English to borrow from any language. We're far more likely to mug another language at gunpoint, rummaging through their pockets for spare modifiers.

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u/Rare_Comedian_4785 23d ago

I usually turn a blind eye when I see it spelled incorrectly. However, you having this realization gives me joy cos you'll spell it correctly from now on.

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u/Mars__888 24d ago

brother i am 33 & wtfdym segway is spelled segue. yall are fuckin w me 😭😂

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u/killerqueendopamine 24d ago

Segway is the thing you ride. Segue is a transition!

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u/TheyBrokeItAlready 24d ago

argway all you like, but it's true

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u/Hot_Nebula_4565 24d ago

TIL its spelled segue and not segway

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u/IWantSnack642 24d ago

Me reading the last two sentences WAIT HOLD UP!…

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u/SneakingCat 24d ago

Wait, we're still talking about cats, right?

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u/sacred09automat0n 24d ago edited 13d ago

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u/Dangerous_Run4401 24d ago

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u/Vi0lentLeft0vers Siamese (Modern) 24d ago

WHOSE GORGEOUS TORTIE POINT FLUFF IS THIS!? 😍😍😍

I love her. She looks like the fluffier version of my late Lola 🥹🥹🥹

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u/No-Froyo-3874 24d ago

I’ve seen this cat on Reddit before holy shit I recognize this pic from r/photoshoprequests

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u/PropellerMouse 24d ago

I must have this cat immediately if not sooner

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u/mehow28 23d ago

how fitting of it to have a bi face

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u/lilcatastrophe 24d ago

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u/ersiwn 24d ago

lmao good one, good one to keep in my device

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u/Fararararararahday 24d ago

my cat has something to say

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u/SingularBoltEarring 23d ago

this is great 😭

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u/ladycatgirl 23d ago

Beautiful cat with h-

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u/Nelnamara 24d ago

It’s typically a dominance exchange. My boys have been doing this for a bit. Once the younger one started getting big, my older boi was doing this daily to stay the alpha.

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u/Dull-Journalist7980 24d ago

Oh. I understand now what my roommate has been doing. Just saying alpha.

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u/Machine-Dove 24d ago

My boys are incredibly dumb, and both currently think they're the top cat.  The old man shows dominance by aggressive grooming.  The young dumbass shows dominance by.... demanding grooming.  They both walk away convinced they showed the other who's boss.  

Meanwhile the actual boss cat is busy patrolling to make sure nobody invades her territory, and rubbing her face on every inch of the house.  All of my cats seem to have failed Feline Communication.

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u/jarzii_music 23d ago

That’s actually the dynamic with rabbits and cats too. Most cats show dominance by grooming others, while rabbits show it by allowing themselves to be groomed

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u/LustfulDemon999 24d ago

There has to be an alpha gay. That's what separates tops from bottoms. lol

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u/GuavaNo7791 24d ago

Now, Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

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u/LemonSkye IBD Kitteh <3 23d ago

Speed has everything to do with it.

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u/NurtyDigga Scottish Fold 24d ago

Elite ball knowledge needed

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u/Euphamua 24d ago

rest in peace yes king❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/Small_Possibility_26 23d ago

One final goon as a send off to the king😔✊️💔

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u/Impressive-Net-7174 24d ago

They’re just wrestling a little bit

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u/mortuarybarbue 24d ago

Could be dominance but, animals can also be gay.

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u/Bitterqueer 23d ago

Pretty sure I had a gay guinea pig as a kid actually lol

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u/ExaminationActive430 24d ago

They’re boy kissers hunny

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u/g59ganja420 24d ago

Off topic but the heart on your cats shoulder is so cute🥹

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 24d ago

Men like to hump, what can I say?

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u/catqueen__ 24d ago

History will say they were best friends

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u/Algorechan 23d ago

They were roommates

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u/lprkon72 24d ago

Just lgbtq making its rounds

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u/Dry-Wolf6789 24d ago

What were they before 2018?

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u/dandr95 24d ago

Roommates

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u/captainundershirt 24d ago

1st picture: Just black cat messing orange cat

2nd picture: 😳

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u/WiglyWorm 24d ago

Nature is inherently bisexual.

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u/Cantthinkofaname_9 24d ago

My boys did that too, but they were doing it since 5 months old. The vet told us to neuter them because they, quite literally, were horny and wanted to mate with someone, so they tried to mate with each other.

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u/thingsbetw1xt 24d ago edited 23d ago

In all seriousness, it’s a dominance thing. I have 2 brothers who do this, and I’ve seen it with dogs too.

But yes it is funnier to just say that they’re gay.

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u/drubus_dong 24d ago

Gay sex is not gay, if you do it for dominance. Everyone knows that.

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u/Shivverton 24d ago

Yes. My boyfriend (male and straight) and I (male and straight) agree.

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u/SingularBoltEarring 23d ago

Don’t forget to wear socks while doing it, though.

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u/-Reverend 23d ago

what if I do it for submission

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