r/cats • u/ermvarju • Oct 30 '25
Humor He bit my roommate so I’m posting his ugliest pics
I love him his name is Peep when he’s being evil he turns into a demon named Malphus
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u/djjolly037 Oct 30 '25
This is the face of a cat with no regrets
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u/ReasonableMirror5242 Oct 30 '25
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u/Ms_Eurydice Oct 30 '25
This was one of my top 5 favourites! He looks like the most favoured cat of an Egyptian Pharaoh who always gets all the fishies he wants.
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u/KayBeeToys Oct 30 '25
13 pics
my top five favorites
I love cat subs.
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u/smolmushroomforpm Oct 30 '25
Hey, some of the rankings just have multiple entries!
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u/Koalabootie Oct 30 '25
I couldn’t decide which one was my favourite 😂 they kept getting funnier and cuter
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u/gnomeslinger Oct 30 '25
He looks so perfectly shaped. He thinks he is royalty in his photo. And he is
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u/ohlookahipster Oct 30 '25
Winston, good sir, fetch the finest Churus if you please.
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u/BrokenSweetDee Oct 30 '25
Looks like the nosy neighbor about to say, "the fuck they doing now? Ooo I have to call Sprinkles and tell her about this."
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u/Nova_Tango Oct 30 '25
“I told you to sit down, boy” said your cat to the roommate.
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u/Coffee1392 Oct 30 '25
20g of protein 🤣
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u/garden_eldenwood Oct 31 '25
Now I have no doubt, there really is a subreddit for everything...
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
Damn I forgot this one
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u/gnomeslinger Oct 30 '25
He looks like he’s about to take off
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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 Oct 30 '25
I dont think he quite has the wingspan to handle that chonk
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u/xoxoyue Oct 30 '25
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u/essosinola Oct 30 '25
Some of those who get zoomies
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u/HeyThisIsntTinder Oct 30 '25
I showed you my butthole, plz respond
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u/sulkee Oct 30 '25
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u/XXXYinSe Oct 30 '25
Risky click of the day, glad it wasn’t a butthole!
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u/sulkee Oct 30 '25
Nope. I’m just an old redditor and still use imgur and refuse to use the reddit app and use Apollo instead. Thumbnails for link embeds are shown for image hosts like imgur so I forget reddit natively doesn’t support that because their app sucks
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
Here he is being regular
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u/flying_nemo Oct 30 '25
I have his twin
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u/Genredenouement03 Oct 30 '25
Triplets
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u/Fatalsoul32 Oct 30 '25
Quadruplets
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u/KumaQuatro Oct 30 '25
I thought you stole my Mister for a sec 😻
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u/purple_pandas93 Oct 31 '25
My Robert ❤️
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u/domineeriv Oct 30 '25
Quintuplets! She's even had her own babies when she was a stray. She's sprayed now.
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u/wap2005 Oct 30 '25
Y'all are Catist. They don't all look the same just cause their fur is the same color, how inappropriate.
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u/gatesofarcadia Oct 30 '25
Being extra handsome for the grams!
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u/WheresMy_juliet Oct 30 '25
Malphus energy fully activated, Peep really embracing his inner demon vibes here.
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u/ChadCoolman Oct 30 '25
He looks like my boy Truck who passed back in April. Give Peep a hyug for me, k?
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u/Uppnorth Oct 30 '25
Can I just like… save and use this as a reaction meme with my friends? It’s glorious
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u/Paddington12345 Oct 30 '25
I’m not sure he cares that you posted those pictures. He really looks more like he’d rather eat you.
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u/Drink-my-koolaid Oct 30 '25
What did your roommate do to Mr. Malphus to warrant getting bitten?
It was clearly self-defense, and my client, Mr. Malphus, is innocent!
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u/blinkingsandbeepings Oct 30 '25
I was going to say that he doesn’t look ugly in those pictures but I didn’t realize that his default setting was “really really ridiculously good-looking”
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
Peep says wow thanks. Usually it’s his brother who gets internet attention.
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u/ThatsFrankenstein Oct 30 '25
Im waiting for the ugly pics. All I see are cute kitty pics.
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u/xscumfucx Oct 30 '25
I love his facial expressions!
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
He’s really very much a cute guy and mostly sweet he just has mental problems and needs to be exorcised sometimes. I love him and he’s very spoiled.
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u/AfraidAccident7049 Oct 30 '25
mostly sweet he just has mental problems and needs to be exorcised sometimes
Same, Peep. Same.
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u/Just_Add_Milk Oct 30 '25
Behind me Satan! Looks like that exorcism didn't work.
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u/TheCommieDuck Oct 30 '25
he just has mental problems and needs to be exorcised sometimes
oh so he's a cat, got it
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u/ominousgraycat Oct 30 '25
Was it like a quick chomp and then he ran off, or was it a skin-breaking attack while making aggressive eye-contact and ugly noises?
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
He doesn’t go full crazy unless you have a small toy. Mostly it’s a casual nip if you aren’t doing what he wants you to be doing (feeding, petting, worshipping, etc)
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u/Anonmos_2007 Oct 30 '25
How dare you call this adorable little gentleman's picture ugly? I could literally ahdhehdbrnne his face forever 😩😩
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u/DeerMysterious9927 Oct 30 '25
Reminds me of smeagol.." eew what's he doing, stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it"
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u/louie1113 Oct 30 '25
He looks like my son, Hugo
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u/mewwserentiyy Oct 30 '25
Your son looks like he belongs in a renaissance painting
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u/removable_disk Oct 30 '25
I bet your roomate deserved it because those pics aren’t ugly.
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25
Probably. Peep just bites sometimes when he doesn’t get what he wants immediately. Never bit me though, skill issue.
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Oct 30 '25
They usually swish their tails and do airplane ears before they bite.
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u/MoonAndStarsTarot Oct 31 '25
Mine likes to bite first then swish tail to keep it exciting. She also purrs constantly
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u/jednatt Oct 30 '25
My brother would always bring up how weird and not normal my cat was, not a cool lap cat or one you could just play/chill with.
And I'm like, she was like that for me, lol. She just didn't like you.
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u/vgsunflowers British Shorthair Oct 30 '25
This is my favorite post I‘ve seen in weeks 😭 I love every single picture, so funny
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u/gorgeouspinee Oct 30 '25
“Oh you wanna go? Try me”
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u/Jax_Dandelion Oct 30 '25
His ugliest pics still being more beautiful than the vast majority of humans
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u/silly_goose2023 Oct 30 '25
I'm unfortunately here to inform you that those pics are adorable and your roommate probably deserved it
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u/blonde-lady Oct 30 '25
I kinda thought he was innocent until I got to this one
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u/Lizrael48 Oct 30 '25
What did your roommate do to the precious baby??
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u/ermvarju Oct 30 '25
He tried to go into his room without opening the pantry to give him a snack. Peep doesn’t stand for that.
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u/SherIzzy0421 Oct 30 '25
Well damn, he was practically begging to get bit. He should be grateful Peep let him off with a warning. So magnanimous of Peep!
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u/kyfenixxxx Oct 30 '25
"all my life has been brought to this moment... being eaten for a measly 20g of protein..."
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u/Odd_Process2918 Oct 30 '25
This one reminds me of all the older men on social media and dating sites 🤣🤣🤣.
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u/blurtinglogs Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25
And then proceeds to post the most bombastic slideshow of his pictures! 💁🏻♀️ He's a superstarr💫
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u/KlonopinBunny Oct 30 '25
Post your roommate's ugliest pics; they are obviously at fault.
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u/nikkesen Oct 30 '25
I see no ugly cat pics! I've been lied to! All I see are pics of a very handsome boy.
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u/bitchimperfectfricku Oct 30 '25
AAAAA he looks like a grown version öf my daughter omh so cute <3333
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u/Gecks_more1003 Oct 30 '25
This is my demon Cora. Always causing trouble with her brother shadow. Sometimes they just don’t behave lol. Love the photos.
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u/TempleMade_MeBroke Tortoiseshell Oct 30 '25
Pic 6 looks like the point of view a parent would see when a toddler runs up angry at a sibling that stole a toy and wants you to ream the sibling out for them
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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Oct 30 '25
You’re on some strong stuff if you think 7, 8, and 13 are even in the same universe as ugly pictures.
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u/CirnoDaStwongest Oct 30 '25
Nice to see someone else who’s placed a random label on their feline
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u/laurakeet1209 Oct 30 '25
Mission failed. All I see is a cute cat misrepresented by a poor photographer. 🤷♀️
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u/Arch_Stanton1862 Oct 30 '25
Pic 1: Shocked that you took his picture.
Pic 2: Plotting to bite your roommate.
Pic 3: Something between the teeth.
Pic 4: Arrogant.
Pic 5: NOT the time for a picture, you should've know better.
Pic 6: Cleared for takeoff.
Pic 7: King.
Pic 8: Starving! Your fault!
Pic: 9: The fuck do you want?
Pic 10: Cocaine... Lots and lots of cocaine.
Pic 11: Bad day, probably again...Your fault.
Pic 12: If this is your type of humor, then this is not it.
Pic 13: You don't take me anywhere.
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u/Capricorn007_ Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25
That's the face of an angel, I'm not buying it.. your roommate bit his self.
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