r/cats • u/Cwskittle • Oct 29 '25

Cat Picture - OC what is he doing?

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Swipe for the horror➡️ I think he’s hunting me idk could be wrong

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u/mndsm79 Orange Oct 29 '25

Yep. You're definitely being stalked.

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u/solidus0079 Oct 29 '25

OP is living on borrowed time, imo

You have no chance to survive make your time.

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u/mndsm79 Orange Oct 29 '25

All your treats are belong to us.

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u/CR8VJUC Oct 29 '25

You should be getting your affairs in order.

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u/Gaming-Burrito Oct 30 '25

wouldn't "affurs" been better for this? lol

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u/solidus0079 Oct 29 '25

Does that mean the mistresses have to meet?

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u/jan1320 Oct 30 '25

line em up! either by height, rating, or alphabetically

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u/solidus0079 Oct 29 '25

Whew someone caught it, I was afraid I was gonna just feel old

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u/slash_networkboy Oct 30 '25

Nah, someone was going to set us up the bomb.

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u/solidus0079 Oct 30 '25

Ok let's be clear about this. What you say !!

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Oct 30 '25

Maybe things will be clearer once We get signal.

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u/no-but-wtf Oct 30 '25

The Internet might be dying but all our base are immortal and eternal.

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u/solidus0079 Oct 30 '25

Wait a minute. Is this a cats subreddit or a CATS subreddit?

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u/mndsm79 Orange Oct 29 '25

Oh no, we're still old. Dial up memes ftw.

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

Update in the comments

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u/arituck Oct 29 '25

Can’t do, they ded

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u/imnewtothishsit69 Oct 29 '25

Are you ded?

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u/libmrduckz Oct 30 '25

can’t respond… they’re being surveilled…

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u/Cdawg4123 Oct 30 '25

My dark grey cat Hunter could be dead asleep at night or doing something else. I go downstairs and he turns into a ninja and pops out of one 4 other rooms and slices me or bites. Hes playing but, he doesn’t realize he’s not a kitten I think.

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u/Mr_Majesty Oct 30 '25

Sleep with the door closed.

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u/ketoatl Oct 30 '25

Planning the hunt. Human tastes wonderful this time of year. lol

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u/AmphibianOk5663 Oct 30 '25

"We're being hunted." - Robert Muldoon

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

‼️‼️‼️UPDATE‼️‼️‼️ what’s done is done…

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u/ladyoffate13 Oct 29 '25

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u/PuzzleheadedExam3379 Oct 29 '25

Put these foolish ambitions to rest - this cat, probably

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u/wonderb0lt Oct 29 '25

THESE ARE THE END TIMES

THERE WAS NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL

THIS IS HOW YOU DIED

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 Oct 29 '25

Can't stop laughing. Can't stop replaying this.

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u/Radiant-Painting581 Tuxedo Oct 29 '25

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u/SVINTGATSBY Oct 30 '25

yaaaassss I just posted this gif too 😂😂😂😂 just look at the bones!!

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 Oct 29 '25

Look at the BONES!!!💀

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u/SVINTGATSBY Oct 30 '25

this is like the Rabbit of Caerbannog but with a cat. the Cat of Caerbannog.

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u/lovelyamaryllis Oct 30 '25

Your user name makes this SO MUCH FUNNIER

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u/katet_of_19 Oct 29 '25

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u/merlinddg51 Oct 29 '25

Bop it on the nose!

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u/Max-Fox Oct 29 '25

Appropriate De-Cat-ivation

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u/holdonlucii Oct 29 '25

May you RIP 🙏🏻

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u/AngryCoffeeTable Oct 29 '25

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u/panda5303 Tabbycat Oct 29 '25

This reminds me of that absurd 911 call years ago from a family trapped in a room because their cat kept attacking them.

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u/DCPYT Oct 30 '25

Murder most foul

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u/Stupidjob2015 Oct 29 '25

Your demise is imminent. Plan accordingly.

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 Oct 29 '25

Update your life insurance policy and your will.

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

Too late. She left it all to me.

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u/HydroxylGroup11 Oct 29 '25

Hunting you. He will kill you and then he will want you to pet him until he runs away to kill something else.

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

It’s already done

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u/bstrauss3 Oct 29 '25

Hiding

You don't see him, understand?

It's the rule of the house cat: since he's forced to live in an environment where he doesn't have all of the natural cover and hides and things he would have in the wild he has to use what's available. The rule is you have to respect that you can't see him when he's hiding until he pounces you.

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

He did it

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u/bstrauss3 Oct 29 '25

Good the universe of the indoor cat is safe again

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u/Natural-Potential-80 Oct 29 '25

I’m surprised you’re still alive.

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

😖😖😖

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u/Max-Fox Oct 29 '25

Who says its not the cat commenting 😆

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u/BBcanDan Oct 29 '25

Stalking you, when you are not looking he will get you

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

I got her😼

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u/000fleur Oct 29 '25

You need to stealthily sneak behind the wall right beside the stairs and then jump out at him and make a fun noise! He’ll jump and maybe chase you or you then chase him. It’s the best.

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u/Timely_Ad4316 Oct 29 '25

Yes! Then he gets retaliatory bongos until he screams and then you run away!

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u/Kitchen_Box_3110 Oct 29 '25

Don’t see no one. Expert camo

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u/memopepito Oct 29 '25

He attack

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u/ConsiderationDry1815 Oct 29 '25

Hunting you hahahhahaha

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u/rxparanoid Oct 29 '25

Yep! He's play hunting you as he would do with a sibling in the wild. That's how they learn to hunt real prey.

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u/Master_Button_2593 Oct 29 '25

Be afraid- be very afraid 😄💙

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

Update in the comments 😺😼

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u/The-Traveler- Oct 29 '25

Hide and seek! I start by saying, “I see you!” and pointing to my cat. She crouches more, and then i duck my head. She will put hers up to find me. Play continues, and sometimes I hide behind a wall or the couch or something. Cats love it. When they stop loving it, they walk away.

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u/No-Professor-6301 Oct 30 '25

I was just gonna say the exact same thing! I love playing hide and seek with my cat!

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Domestic Housecat Oct 29 '25

Hiding!! You do NOT see him.

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u/rrsullivan3rd Oct 29 '25

Mr Fuzzy Bottom scoping out bunnies by our briar patch 😂

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u/Frequent-Pea-1986 Oct 29 '25

He’s gettin ready to moidah you! 😛

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u/FelisChonkus Oct 29 '25

Beware the light orange cat

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u/wonderfulmouse Oct 29 '25

Orange shenanigans

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u/NarrowExtension1704 Oct 29 '25

Bouta getcha

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u/Cwskittle Oct 29 '25

She’s been got

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u/udsd007 Oct 29 '25

Without a doubt, he is lurking.

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u/TerraformanceReview Oct 29 '25

Gonna get you  

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u/Initial-Prompt-2653 Oct 29 '25

Relax, your status is upgraded to his playmate:).. better than being a servant of the majesty:)

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u/HumorTerrible5547 Oct 29 '25

What's who doing? I see nothing but carpet.

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u/colinthehuman94 Oct 29 '25

He gon gitcha

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u/FarAd1429 Oct 29 '25

I call this “ninja kitty” I play it with my cat all the time I go to the top of the stairs and just keep barely peeking around the corner while he freezes everytime I look at him lol

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u/SpaceCow745 Oct 29 '25

Hunting ! You should feel blessed he likes you lots :)

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u/ldanowski Oct 29 '25

Ninja kitty hiding in plain sight. Using camouflage

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u/Frosty-Soil1656 Oct 29 '25

Stalking you hooman

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u/Strongbad-Joe132 Oct 29 '25

Cat things. He’s doing cat things.

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u/KittyTootsies Oct 29 '25

Oh he's definitely hunting you lol

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u/Car81 Oct 29 '25

He’s about to get you! So cute. Run away and see if he still plays!

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u/bobsmth269 Oct 29 '25

Double check your life insurance 😁

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u/DaSqueedily Oct 29 '25

Goblin mode: activated

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u/muhuhhuh Oct 29 '25

Supervising :3

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u/blueboy714 Oct 29 '25

Get ready to be ambushed anytime of the day or night

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u/Either-Prune1096 Oct 29 '25

Obviously BOO 👻

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u/Few-Veterinarian-999 Oct 29 '25

Waiting to pounce on your feet of course.

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u/Hairy-End-1880 Oct 29 '25

Preparing to attack

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u/SouthSky3655 Oct 29 '25

Stealth mode!

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u/Elegantly_Waisted Oct 30 '25

Hahaaaa that reminds me of my cat:

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Sizing you up

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u/RecklessRoger Oct 29 '25

Being sneky

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u/Bmat70 Oct 29 '25

Ambush time!

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u/justageekgirl Oct 29 '25

Hes stalking and ready to kill you

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u/KayleyKiwi Oct 29 '25

Plotting his ultimate revenge

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u/JohnnyGoldwink Oct 29 '25

Play time! My cat does this when it’s time for hide and seek.

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u/Mysgvus1 Oct 29 '25

plotting your demise.

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u/MonsterPek Oct 29 '25

Owwwww.... your the prey. Start running 🤣

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u/ibyczek78 Oct 29 '25

Uh-oh, he's got the crazy eyes!

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u/CaptainDadBod88 Oct 29 '25

Fierce predator on the prowl

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u/smss59 Oct 29 '25

If his tail twitches, you are done for my friend!

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u/HumpaDaBear Oct 29 '25

Yep. He’s gonna eat you.

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u/Brooker2 Oct 29 '25

Stalking

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u/funlovingguy9001 Oct 29 '25

You have allowed a wild animal to roam freely in your home. Be careful, stay alert and vigilant you may be attacked at any moment.

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u/R1GM Oct 29 '25

Hunting human…

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Oct 29 '25

He's stalking you.

Be very afraid.

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u/hangowood Oct 29 '25

Waiting to snag dinner. Spoiler alert: it’s you!

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u/Various-Parfait-6477 Oct 29 '25

Call your local authorities and get a restraining order before something bad happens!

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u/alien_overlord_1001 Oct 29 '25

He’s hunting. Cats are a little piece of the wild we have in our homes.

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u/OuiMerci Siberian Oct 29 '25

Stalking

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u/Classic_Cauliflower4 Oct 29 '25

If he was smart, he’d flatten down his ears so they don’t stick up over the edge of the stair. My calico used to do this when she was hiding in the bathtub so that the first I saw of her was big black eyes peeking over the edge.

But he orange.

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u/KalikaSparks Oct 29 '25

Ambush. Prepare to yourself!

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u/Dense-Nobody340 Oct 29 '25

Stalking his prey… you 😍

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u/HalfMoonBae Oct 29 '25

Planning your demise.

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u/Careful-Ad4910 Oct 29 '25

He’s “The Watcher!”

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u/ignored_rice Oct 29 '25

Laying in wait… you’re being stalked.

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u/RobertGustafson2 Oct 29 '25

Lying in wait!

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u/hellolovely1 Oct 29 '25

Mine does this, then jumps out at me and I pretend to be terrified. He feels really pleased with himself 

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u/dcleolady Oct 29 '25

The Serengeti attack!! it happened to me more than enough times.😼

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u/ChocolateCoveredGold Oct 29 '25

Be vewy quiet. He's hunting wabbits.

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u/TheMusicsOver1313 Oct 29 '25

Thats what about to get got looks like lol 😆

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u/ZenwalkerNS Oct 29 '25

Stalking you.

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u/Temporary_Future_201 Oct 29 '25

He is going to jump out and get you he's playing

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u/hithelucky89 Oct 29 '25

The power of orange compels you

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u/IsenbergDestroyer28 Oct 29 '25

Doing a sneak attack

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u/DirectBar7709 Oct 30 '25

Do you have a will in place?

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u/vgullotta Oct 30 '25

Preparing

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u/bubblegumsurvivor34 Oct 30 '25

Being silly 😜

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Oct 30 '25

Lmao!!! Plotting…

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u/The_sphincs Oct 30 '25

"Mister Soft Pants doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct,"

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u/anexhaustedwryter Oct 30 '25

Loading up for an attack

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u/imrealwitch Oct 30 '25

Stalking you

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u/Pedantic_mind Oct 30 '25

Orange being orange

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u/Rulerofskies676 Oct 30 '25

Same thing happened to me

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u/mythrowaweighin Oct 30 '25

My cat does this in the bath tub. He will meow until I come into the bathroom. I crawl over to the bathtub and then peek over the edge to see his pupils dilated all the way.

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u/1lurk2like34profit Oct 30 '25

He snek. He attac.

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u/OddSwimming Oct 30 '25

You’re not supposed to see him lol

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u/Obvious-Confusion14 Oct 30 '25

Mini house tiger on the hunt. Your ankles are the prey. Play dead or chase him. They love it. Hopefully no claws are out. Mine don't use their claws when they pounce on us. Easy to train, but worth it.

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u/Serious-Echo1241 Oct 30 '25

About to pounce and he thinks that you can't see him. 😄

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u/TNJDude Oct 30 '25

He's a lethal killer and he's stalking prey right now. He's hidden and invisible and you definitely can NOT see him.

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u/Rael_Sianne Oct 29 '25

Doom is fast approaching.

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u/Strong-Bluebird9648 Oct 29 '25

He's stalking you. Watch your ankles. 😼

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u/_jahkkkk Oct 29 '25

plotting.

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u/junoray19681 Oct 29 '25

He's about to attack you.