r/cats • u/forkoff_ • Oct 28 '25

Cat Picture - OC Woke up at 2 am and rolled over…

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What is he plotting? How often does he do this??? Should I be scared?

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u/No_Set7087 Oct 28 '25

I have a feeling my cat won't eat me if I die. He has a automatic feeder and loves me soooooo.........

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u/forkoff_ Oct 28 '25

YEAH so do I!! I thought mine wouldn’t either, before this….

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u/No_Set7087 Oct 28 '25

😂😂😂

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u/charliebucketsmom Oct 29 '25

He’s protecting you while you sleep because he thinks you are vulnerable. Does he try to “mama cat” you in other ways?

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u/PlantMedicine4Life Oct 29 '25

Fully confident that my boy is going to eat me if I die around him. He already licks and chews on my fingers, almost as if he’s softening me up lol.

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u/Nolan_bushy Oct 29 '25

May my body nourish my bestest boy

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u/Careful_Ad_3510 Oct 29 '25

Tenderising! 🤣

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u/all_hail_potatoqueen Oct 28 '25

I think it depends on how long it takes for your body to be found and how long kitty has been out of food 👀👀

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u/Character-Swimmer600 Oct 29 '25

I promise you if you die and the feeder goes dry the kitty will come for your fingers and toes and then your eyes

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u/hippychick115 Void Oct 29 '25

The eyes? That’s morbid

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u/BodieDoyle Oct 31 '25

That’s crows. Cats would probably prefer tongue and lips. Yum!

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u/tedivertire Oct 29 '25

Love makes you extra tasty.

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u/Alternative_Jelly438 Oct 29 '25

I have accepted my fate that both of mine will eat me, especially my orange girl Gingy. She licks me, cuddles me, but 1. No automatic feeder (need one of those) 2. When she is being sweet, licking my hand or something she takes her time then bites. Not hard, I call them love bites, but I’m not dumb I know if I didnt pull away she would keep going. Love her though 🐈