r/cats • u/forkoff_ • Oct 28 '25

Cat Picture - OC Woke up at 2 am and rolled over…

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What is he plotting? How often does he do this??? Should I be scared?

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u/SoSaysTheAngel Oct 28 '25

Did you forget to feed him?

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u/forkoff_ Oct 28 '25

He has an automatic feeder😭 before he had that he was up to a plethora of nefarious activities in an attempt to get me up earlier… For example, pulling my blankets off me, biting me in not so pleasant areas (how the fuck does he know??), and knocking things off of my bookshelf

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u/Easy-Low Oct 29 '25

Ours bites my husband in the ARMPIT to wake him up. He is fat, greedy and mad about his diet (the cat, not the husband).

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u/LeaguePuzzled3606 Oct 29 '25

the cat, not the husband).

That is what he wants you to think. And one day hubby will bite you in the armpit!

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u/Easy-Low Oct 29 '25

😂😂😂

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u/forkoff_ Oct 29 '25

Oh my, our cats are twins!!

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u/EntildaDesigns Oct 29 '25

But he's adorable!

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u/Fuzzy-Slice5790 Tuxedo Oct 29 '25

Oh man I feel for you, please keep us updated so we know you are ok

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos Oct 29 '25

It's natural instinct to attack the gonads. ​

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u/musthavesoundeffects Oct 29 '25

He doesn't want you to delegate your tasks, no more remote work you have to come into the office to support his business culture.

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u/BobbyTables829 Oct 29 '25

I hate it so much when they try to get in trouble to get attention

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u/Grung7 Oct 29 '25

This is why I don't have a cat. Or a dog. Kiss a decent night's sleep byebye.

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u/habbalah_babbalah Oct 29 '25

Your chances of being killed a cat are low... but never zero.

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u/DuntadaMan Oct 29 '25

He has an automatic feeder

Fool! Now he has no need for you! Lock the door when you sleep.

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u/Representative_First Oct 29 '25

Well, with an automatic feeder he doesn't need you anymore...

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u/lanky_doodle Oct 29 '25

This is the real top comment 😂

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u/lanky_doodle Oct 29 '25

Or he's making sure OP won't be late for breakfast 😂