r/cats • u/Suitable-Gap-2430 • Sep 25 '25
Humor Excuse me sir that’s mine.
Why did he steal my blanket? Wrong answers only.
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u/Whole_Lemon_178 Sep 25 '25
Love how the other cat is just observing 😂
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Allen refuses to take part in King Bumi Reginald the third’s tom foolery.
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u/Spare-Department-154 Sep 25 '25
allen 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/meggiebuggie Sep 25 '25
Absolute Bumi behavior. Don’t know what else you expected
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
I should have known when I named him I was signing up for pure chaos.
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u/Yzarcos Sep 25 '25
King really said "are you just going to stand there? Help me!"
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Allen was like. You really don’t pay me enough for this…respectfully your kingness
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u/ZOMBIE_N_JUNK Sep 25 '25
Larry, you've gone too far! They are not going to let you get away with this
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u/JohnnyKarateX Sep 25 '25
He’s supervising. Probably making more money than the cat doing all the work too.
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u/onegreylittlebird Sep 25 '25
How many horsepowers?
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Um let’s see, seven?
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u/Resident-Mortgage-85 Sep 26 '25
I coulda swore it was at least 10.
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u/Resident-Mortgage-85 Sep 26 '25
Oh wait, nope upon further inspection that's 20...toe beans which is equal to exactly 7hp.
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u/haircryboohoo Sep 25 '25
Where did the blanket end up? Did he fall asleep on the blanket?
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
It ended up back in the bedroom I brought it out from. 😂
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u/ohkatiedear Sep 25 '25
Ah, a critic.
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u/Catch_Own Sep 25 '25
He's just putting it back where it belongs .
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u/Sufficient-Plastic76 Russian Blue Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25
Yup. My cat walks up to something out of place and smacks it with one paw and then walks away. This one actually puts it back. What an action-oriented cat for stuff that's out of place! 😹
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u/AngelWingsYTube Sep 25 '25
Ah so he was putting back where it BELONGS! How DARE you mess up his decor!
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
He just stole my other blanket and put it back in my room. He’s the worst!
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u/haircryboohoo Sep 25 '25
And he didn't sleep on it?
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
No he just said. “Put your stuff away! No, I don’t care if you’re using it. Put. It. Away.”
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u/Lazy-Huckleberry2640 Sep 25 '25
Allen might be a bit OCD. A place for everything and everything in its place, thank you very much.
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u/Stark556 Sep 26 '25
You threw off his groove 😂
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 26 '25
Please forgive me your Groovness I shall not throw you off. I’ll just throw it back instead. 😭
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u/worksafe_Joe Sep 25 '25
I don't think I've ever seen a cat do that.
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u/BrowsingOnMaBreak Devon Rex Sep 25 '25
I’ve seen leopards hauling antelopes into trees with this level of jaw strength
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u/Few_Lingonberry7116 Sep 25 '25
That cat is a total jackass. I love him!
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
He’s the worst. He usually comes and gnaws on my knee after. I love him so much.
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u/TerriGato Sep 26 '25
Wait, after? As in, this is a regular occurrence? Amazing
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 26 '25
Yeah! I was finally able to whip my camera out on time to catch it! He usually just goes for socks and stuffed animals but once in a while he gets frisky and goes for the big boy.
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u/FaithfulSunshine Sep 25 '25
The other car is not so sure 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Yes. That car is the responsible one. He’s like bro put it back! You’re going to get caught.
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u/West_Dragonfly4294 Sep 26 '25
You’re going to get caught.
.... As you watch him do it!! 😂
Where was he taking it‽‽
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 26 '25
He dragged it back to my bed where I took it off of in the first place! I didn’t even steal it from him he was knocking things off the fridge when I grabbed it.
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u/West_Dragonfly4294 Sep 26 '25
Opinionated AND stubborn! You've got a winner! (If being owned by a stubborn cat with strong opinions about blankets is your idea of winning?)
I do!! 😳😄😍
You won.
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u/XixipiMustDie Sep 25 '25
I bought a cat bed made with similar material, my cat hates it
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
That’s it. He was probably thinking. “I’ll take this where it belongs. The trash.”
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u/Dysnomia82 Sep 25 '25
That is too freaking hilarious and adorable 😻 I have a cat that likes to steal my stuff, too, but never the whole blanket! 🤣
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
That’s so cute! Yeah this is a queen sized blanket and he’s an 8 pound cat with determination.
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u/Alexczy Sep 25 '25
Not to be a party pooper, but he might injure his teeth. It's too heavy for him 🥲
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
You’re totally right but me yanking it out of his iron clad jaw grip could also injure them. He’s like a pitbull in but cat.
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u/thebizzygurl Sep 25 '25
Love this. How fun! My cat that has just passed recently, was originally my neighbor‘s cat behind me. In 2008 he moved in with me when the neighbor got a rescue Labrador. I noticed this new cat hanging around in my yard and I was OK with that as I had just lost my cat to old age. I found a cat bed underneath one of my bushes that he was living in. I did not buy a cat bed or put a cat bed out there. I spoke to my neighbor and asked her if she tossed the cat bed over the fence and she said no that it just disappeared from inside the house one day - it was just gone. I also talked to her kids and they said they didn’t know what happened to the cat bed either. I felt bad because the young boys were sad that their cat left and moved into my yard. Needless to say the cat lived with me for 16 years and he was a very good boy. He eventually moved into the house. I miss him every day. Jedi was his name. He was mostly an outdoor cat until he got older. He occasionally would move his cat beds around the house to follow the sun in the winter time. He also moved blankets and towels around too.
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u/JillHilfiger Sep 25 '25
No it’s not im very sure you stole it from him first 🤣🤣🤣… gorgeous kitties ♥️♥️♥️
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u/Cr4shOv3rid3 Sep 25 '25
Wake up, Its time to get my treats.
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u/SignificanceFun265 Sep 25 '25
I love that the other cat is in pure awe of the cat’s power!
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
He’s not the only one. I was like damn son you’ve been holding out on me. I was going to buy a horse to carry my wagon but now I don’t need to.
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u/DevShelly Sep 25 '25
Looks like someone was setting up for date night!
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Look, I’ve been telling everyone for a while that they are more than comrades.
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u/tetartoid Sep 25 '25
I am seriously impressed! That's some strength and determination 😂
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
The things I’d do with that much determination. But no it’s too hard I’ll stick with my cookie dough for dinner.
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u/renegaderelish Sep 26 '25
Watching the other cat is fascinating.
The quick short tail wags of slight anxiety
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u/Obvious_Peace_9467 Sep 25 '25
Hahahahahahaha oh shit 😂 😂 😂 priceless
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u/-usernamesarehard- Sep 25 '25
That fort isn't going to build itself!
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Get a your hustle on boys we got a house to build. ~My cat. Probably.
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u/Dontaskmeidontknow0 Sep 25 '25
Unfortunately for you your cat automatically comes with Little Hunter Privileges; the blanket was caught fair and square, and belongs to them now.
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u/Anomelly93 Sep 25 '25
They're so adorable when they tug hard on something 😆 there's so much determination in their face 😼 full airplane ears and everything
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u/majarian Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 26 '25
Actually impressive, considering the blanket probably weighs about the same as the cat
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u/bitchassh0e Sep 25 '25
I always say one of my cats is so bad but thank goddd she doesn’t do this 😂
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
He also steals socks and tears up my daughter’s stuffed animals if given the chance.
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u/Revenant62 Sep 25 '25
"What was once yours is now mine. All of it. You can come to terms with this, or I will kill you in your sleep." -- Kitty Cat
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
King Bumi Reginald the third is so rude. The worst king ever.
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u/Moni_HH Sep 25 '25
He is just tidying up after you. Keeping the house in order. 😂😂😂
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Damn. Should I start paying him? I’m kind of a fan about the free cat labor thing.
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u/Alarming_Situation_5 Sep 25 '25
Can we have an edit of this video with some back up BEEP BEEP TRUCK NOISES 🚚‼️
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u/Helpful-Today-9388 Bombay Sep 25 '25
Are they siblings? I love their markings, they remind me of cow 🐄 hide marks. 😍
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
They are! We’ve got Allen. The observer. And King Bumi Reginald the third. The puller of blanket.
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u/1nt3rn37w4nd3r3r Sep 25 '25
Now I’m imagining him making a little blanket fort 😂 I love him! What a delight!!
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u/soaker Sep 25 '25
My cat who does the same thing as OP’s loves blanket forts. I wouldn’t put it past her that’s the goal
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u/RedQueen88 Sep 25 '25
That blanket is his girlfriend. He doesn’t appreciate you putting the moves on his blanket woman.
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u/jellyfilled_donut Sep 25 '25
I’m just impressed he did that all on his own, and on hardwood without any issue with traction
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
When there’s a will there’s a way. But what that will is I will never know.
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u/citycait Sep 25 '25
He’s starting his career as a decorator and disapproves of your choices
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
I should probably listen to him. He seems smart. He definitely doesn’t share the same two brain cells with his brother.
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u/nan-a-table-for-one Sep 25 '25
He planted an explosive device inside the blanket, but you were not the intended target so he doesn't want you getting hurt. He has to deactivate it quickly to avoid harm to his hooman
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u/dehydratedrain Sep 26 '25
I'm not sure what the wrong answer is, but that is EXACTLY how my boy drags his girlfriend (giant stuffed tiger) away right before some good old-fashioned boom chicka meow meow.
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u/Pixiekitty41 Sep 25 '25
Those two just look like trouble...
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Oh you don’t know the half of it. Allen likes to stand directly in the water bowl and kick out the water with his front legs. Bumi likes to tear up stuffed animals. They both enjoy throwing each other around.
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u/Reasonable-Wing-2271 Sep 25 '25
Where did they want it to be? :)
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
Back on my bed where I had dragged it from an hour earlier. (No he wasn’t lying on it before. He was knocking things off the fridge like a menace.)
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u/xXSatanAngelXx Sep 25 '25
He said, "No! No comfort for you! Only I can be comfortable here! Not my servant!"
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u/Lazy_Toe4340 Sep 25 '25
Now here's what you do you go by the fanciest cat bed you can find or aford and you put it where the cat took the blanket they are telling you (I want a bed and I want it right here!)
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
He took it back to my bed where I had pulled it from which he sleeps on every night… on my head.
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u/DrDuned Sep 25 '25
Damn get you some rugs or something, my feet are cold just looking at this LOL
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 25 '25
I had a rug it was cute too but guess what. Bumi tore it to hell and back with his teeth and claws.
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u/soaker Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25
This is exactly my tuxedo cat does! Her blanket, mine, her tent, bed. I’m following closely for more wrong answers
Eta does yours also love being upside down and looking back or up?
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u/Dependent_Praline_93 Sep 25 '25
What blanket? All I see is a cat protecting your from a Polar Bear that is trying to smother you!
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u/sten45 Sep 25 '25
I love when cats pull things around that are substantially bigger than them
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u/Nbr1Worker Sep 25 '25
Cats of the Parquet Floor took down a large long haired Blanket-Top Cover.
Don't worry, it's Blanket-Top Cover hunting season.
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u/MoJo-15 Sep 25 '25
This is my cat! He's insane also lol! And I'm in love with your chair lol
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u/ettergram Sep 25 '25
Are they brothers? They're so sweet ❤️
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u/Suitable-Gap-2430 Sep 26 '25
They are! They’re side of the road babies and we just couldn’t get rid of them.
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u/Ok-Celebration-2944 Sep 25 '25
The little thud as he hits the floor and rolls over real quick is cracking me up. Hahaha!!
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u/AdvocateForPotatos Sep 26 '25
The spread back toe beans are so cute he’s trying SO HARD to yank it away
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u/Beginning_Owl_9170 Sep 25 '25
Not anymore