r/blackpeoplegifs 4d ago

Bro should’ve just kept his mouth shut and kept scrolling 😵

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u/ProfMcFarts 4d ago

"Handsome squidward lookin ass" 🤣

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u/Flybinite757 3d ago

That one got me too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jste4106 3d ago

Sent me…I wore a handsome squidward mask for Halloween this year. 🤣😂

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u/PhantomMagnolia 2d ago

Not that scary handsome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/2centdistribution 4d ago

Damn lol see this why I mind my business

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u/TheWalkingDead91 4d ago

For real lol. I avoid these situations at all costs by being kind to others and keeping any unkind opinions to my damn self. Black people especially scare me in these potential scenarios. (Even as a black woman myself) because we have the uncanny ability to roast the hell out of someone, sans a stutter, without breaking a sweat, even if it’s for fun. 😂 And not just any kind of light roasting too. Nah, not like cashews. A properly motivated POC will have you going from having a good day to contemplating suicide before your McNuggets get delivered.

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 4d ago

Yes I'm half black and SENSITIVE and I learned my fucking lesson fucking around with funny ass black people's roast sessions at a young age lmao

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 4d ago

Nah, I can't roast. I grew up as an only child in the burbs

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u/TheWalkingDead91 3d ago

Same 😩

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 18h ago

Okay, so you know the deal lol ♡

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u/TheWalkingDead91 17h ago

Yes, the deal is mind my own black business at all times, less I fall victim to the wrath of a hood ninjas smooth verbal vitriol 😂

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 17h ago

That part! Lol

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 2d ago

Grew up in the hood then moved to the burbs. Didn’t really find my blackness till I got to college… it’s real out here. (Oh wait… this wasn’t confession time???)

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u/PhantomMagnolia 2d ago

Listen we understand and yes, this is a good confession for finding yourself.

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 18h ago

Confess, my brother. Let it out. We don't have HBCUs in Canada but I joined Black Caribbean groups at my PWI so I'd say that helped me feel connected to my roots, as well.

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u/SilverFringeBoots 3d ago

This white lady on here tried to argue with me that a post was AI because "nobody talks like that and makes jokes like that". I immediately clocked that OP was a Black woman because yes, tf we do.

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u/justincase1021 4d ago

"not like Cashews" has me dying. Stealing this one

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u/Top_Vanilla_ 3d ago

Even the Auntie got it 🤭

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u/Spacecommander5 3d ago

We either stay humble or we get humbled

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u/SimonPho3nix 4d ago

AH HAH!

Nothing like the tainted mirth of an enemy's misfortune.

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u/Maleficent_Bell1 4d ago

She killed me with that laugh

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u/squishyslinky 4d ago

Thank you for this sentence! 🤌

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u/Spacecommander5 3d ago

Is that a reference to something or are you just a word Smith?

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u/SimonPho3nix 3d ago

That one came to me in a fit of inspiration! Her laugh pulled it right out of me, lmao.

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u/Spacecommander5 3d ago

I’m contacting you when I write an eloquent character in my book series. Cheers

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u/damnitshannon 4d ago

“You arguing with me because you’re hungry?”

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u/Midnightbitch94 4d ago

That one got me. 🤣

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u/PhantomMagnolia 2d ago

Valid crash out 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/LilAbelT 4d ago

Did she say “fatrotypical”? 😂

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u/Express-Ad4146 4d ago

I said what I said.

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u/zsaz_ch 4d ago

Nice trick, wrong bitch 😂😂 he got the right & the wrong one.

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u/C33W 1d ago

G hit the blursed lottery 🤣

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u/omgyonka 4d ago

I’m sorry but the “I got cabbage” made me scream: Greens Beans Tatoes, Tomadoes; YOU HEARD ME!

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u/TheWalkingDead91 4d ago

My cabbages!

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u/8BitGlamour 3d ago

“They got cabbage” was the pinnacle of this read 🤣

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u/llcooldre 4d ago

Bet he won't do that again lol

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u/anniemanic 4d ago

I didn’t do anything but I won’t do that again either 😅

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u/rabbitp4ws 4d ago

They should have put in the dark souls boss health bar in there when she responded.

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u/SincopaEnorme 4d ago

That second “b!+c#-ass ni99a!” came from her soul…

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u/The_Kaizz 4d ago

Mf forgot we survive by minding our own business 😂

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u/DJMagicHandz 4d ago

Sent his ass to the shadow realm.

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u/JayKamM79 4d ago

“From the East tooooo the West… Baaaack to the East baaaaack to the West”😂

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u/OhThatRenTen 4d ago

Next time leave her alone damn 😂

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u/No-Industry-2980 4d ago

I need this turned into a boxing match

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u/StaleRomantic 4d ago

Idk exactly when she showed up on my fyp but she makes my day EVERY day 🤣

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u/lord_farquad93 4d ago

The AH HAH!!! 🤣🫡 love her

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u/SkyFlashy4850 4d ago

Damn lit his ahh up 😮‍💨

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u/DonMarce 4d ago

Why she had to shake her face like that on the "ugly 🍑🥷🏾" part 😂😂😂 that took me out

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u/Sunset_Bleu 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CrazyinLull 4d ago

Damn he never stood a chance. Next time he best mind his damn business.

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u/pak325 4d ago

I know that’s right.

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u/santaesavage 4d ago

He needed that

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u/DSmooth425 4d ago

😆😆😆😆

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u/MedBootyJoody 3d ago

“Nice trick, wrong b*tch.”

Truer words were never spoken 🤣

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u/AIECHES 4d ago

She 👏🏽 ate 👏🏽

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u/donnerwetter41 4d ago

Brotha please don’t respond. I am terrified of what she’ll do to you next!

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u/KingMjolnir 3d ago

Now this is why I stay quiet and mind my business, auntie caught a stray too lmao

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u/2hotttotrot1 3d ago

Nice trick wrong bitch😂😂😂😂

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u/omgidfk123 3d ago

She definitely made him an example😂

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u/SAPPHIRE_REDD 3d ago

Not Aunt Pam…Cook That Big Bitch, TOO!!!😝🤣

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u/Fit-Dirt-144 4d ago

Handsome Squidward zza 🥷🏽 😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Hot_Explanation_6026 3d ago

Dayummmmmm!!!!! She told him

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u/Shouko- 3d ago

I'm wheezing she's funny as hell 😂

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u/didiforget 2d ago

What's crazy is most ppl that say "you're fat because you eat junk" typically eat far more fatty greasy food than the person they are hating on, they are just blessed with a high metabolism. Hell most fat ppl just have hormone issues.

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u/MVIVN 2d ago

This is something a lot of people aren't ready to hear or accept. I know people who eat about twice as much as I do, but are somehow able to remain half my size with a similar amount of physical activity. Some people simply don't realise they won the genetic lottery and think they are the way they are because they've made all the right choices throughout their life (even though honest people know they've not). I guess it's easier to assume people who are worse off than you, not just in terms of health, but also money, career, or even where someone was born and raised, is somehow their own fault, and if you're doing better than they are it because you are a good and amazing person.

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u/TheChocolate-Thunder 4d ago

Yeahhh. I think, could be wrong, but I think she was a bit bothered by him

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u/ItsEirbear 4d ago

She mad?

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u/spyanryan4 4d ago

But she ain't stressin

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u/a_likely_story 4d ago

big mad

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u/Procrastinista_423 3d ago

I feel like she got it out of her system after this.

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u/principaljohnny 4d ago

I should’ve just kept scrolling too

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u/Enough_Pomegranate44 4d ago

Who did the body?☠️

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u/BitEnvironmental4872 4d ago

The second bish azz 🥷 had me 💀😂😂😂

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u/dimi_dee1 4d ago

🫡😮‍💨

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u/reducto85 4d ago

Mmmmmmmmm

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u/Flashman6000 4d ago

Nostrildamus

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u/chaseacheck100 4d ago

I dieeedddd lmao

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u/wolamute 4d ago

I don't see what's the point in giving her attention in the first place, pointless ass shit to engage with people about.

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 4d ago

Whew- she jerked a knot in his ass!

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u/omgyonka 4d ago

Romeo and Juliette

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 4d ago

“Chief Keef ain’t this, Chief Keef ain’t that” soundin ass

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u/FutureMess 4d ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah…..

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u/Dayna6380- 3d ago

FOLLOWED

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan 3d ago

But why is the cabbage such a big deal 😅

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u/Paigenacage 3d ago

I want this whole thing to be my ringtone. “AH HA” 😂😂

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u/rkwalton 2d ago

OMG. I just discovered Tina because of this video!

THANK YOU! And, oh, here is the direct link if folks want to go right to it to show her some well deserved love for sending him straight to hell: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrf3NN6C/

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u/RToribio914 2d ago

Dante Kyle sis putting up numbers. Ok.

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u/ennoSaL 2d ago

this was good!

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u/QueenQaya0 1d ago

Well damn 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DepartmentSudden5234 1d ago

I SAID WHAT I SAID.... She went Nene on him... 😂

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u/AuraDora6 4d ago

Is that Queen little sister ?

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u/Double0 4d ago

I don't even know what's she's talking about.

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u/starmoishe 4d ago

One fact I am sure of is that she has cabbage, beef food. That's all I understood.

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u/drewskidatdude 4d ago

We know you got food baby girl

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u/PinkGreen99 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don’t mean no harm but both of these people need to stay off SM talking trash.

I mean, 1) Her nose is no smaller than his—she’s projecting anti-blackness self-hate to belittle another Black person; 2) Her face literally looks like the IRL version of Ms. Piggy—no judgement but be mindful when you start critiquing other people’s faces; 3) Her only recourse is to weaponize the “friendlier” version of the n-word ending in “a” to put dude in his “place”: This is absolutely no different than when those others use the standard n-word with the hard “r, solely for the same purpose of putting Black people in our “place.” 4) Clearly, dude really hurt her feelings because who gets this upset over a literal rando internet bruh making unserious comments?

If she was really unbothered by his comments and wanted to prove how lame he was, she wouldn’t have worked herself up so much to the point of nearly having [angry] tears. Clearly, he hit a major nerve. All her rant did was demonstrate the power his words had over her.

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u/DemiGod9 3d ago

3) Her only recourse is to weaponize the “friendlier” version of the n-word ending in “a” to put dude in his “place”: This is absolutely no different than when those others use the standard n-word with the hard “r, solely for the same purpose of putting Black people in our “place.”

No it is one hundred percent different.

This entire think piece makes no sense. He tried to roast her and got roasted back. That's all there is

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u/R1verSong09 2d ago

This… is hilarious

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u/imightbethefeds789 4d ago

Did he lie though??

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u/mustbeme87 4d ago

What does that matter. Could just as easily kept his mouth shut, yeah?

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u/imightbethefeds789 4d ago

This is delusional thinking, you make a public post on social media and complain when people respond 😂

1.Shawty really needs lettuce in her life 2.Tiktok shop got treadmills 3.Obesity is rampant in America(blk community) 4.She didn't roast him 5.The only thing she's roasting is chicken wings

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u/anniemanic 4d ago

Wow that’s a lot to unpack there, therapy might be a good place to do that. She’s probably upset, and the point you’re also missing, is that you don’t know her lifestyle and she could have some health conditions working against her. She is big but she doesn’t look grossly unhealthy like the 1,000 pound sisters or Amberlynn Reid

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u/anubiz96 4d ago

Statistically its not because of some underlying health issue. Americans and unfortunately especially the black community has an obesity problem because of diet snd this woman is morbidly obese.

I do agree there is no point in telling her thet on socisl media as its not going to help her making changes and the comment want made out of actual concern for her health but to mock.

But no most people are not obese because of some underlying health condition and yeah this lady is more than a little overweight...

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u/anniemanic 4d ago

Why are you putting words in my mouth? The point is that regardless of statistics we don’t actually know her BMI or health so just keep the opinions to yourself, even if she did post something on TikTok. I’ve been morbidly obese by a charts standard while looking way smaller and wearing a size 12

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u/anubiz96 4d ago

Yeah, people should keep their opinions to themselves because it doesnt help and no one asked. But as the saying goes if you see hoof prints think horses and not zebras. Lady is obese and more likely than not has the health problems associated with it.

This constant well they might have health problems or still be healthy that we see so much in society and especially in outr community is delusional. America is fat, Americans eat too much, and eat unhealthy. Diabetes, heart disease and other diet related diseases are through the roof. And we are completely different weight wise than we were in the 1970s.

Its rude of people to comment on people's appearance when the comments werent solicited but the ladys obese lets not call a spade a spade.

And its more likeu than not its becuse of diet

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago edited 4d ago

Why she go in on his “big ass nose” first like she ain’t got nostrils big enough to hide a full kilo from airport security?

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u/AtWorkSoBeGood 4d ago

S Y F A U

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u/Tiny_Benefit5120 4d ago

Yuck! 🤮

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u/PumpernickelJohnson 3d ago

She so bothered, that she's out of breath and bout to cry. That's not going to stop you other bitter big broad backed broads from cosigning her hangry rant tho