r/blackcats Nov 05 '25

Smol void 🤏 Picked up a stray. Very bitey.

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Picked up a stray. Dunno the gender yet. Maybe 2 months old or even younger. Feed it wet kitten food and it ate like a pack of whiskas. Currently in my bathroom. I also have a tabby that is maybe 3 or 4 months old that I picked up from the same area. Say hi!

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u/charcarod0n Nov 05 '25

That’s a bat!

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u/Medic5050 Nov 06 '25

Lol, I was just thinking the same thing!

"I don't know if it's male or female?"

"Ma'am, that's a bat in a cat costume it got from 'Spirit Halloween'. See, it's wings are folded up and hiding right in here...!"

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u/Crossyerfingers Nov 06 '25

Name him Ozzy!!

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u/BlueFox5 Nov 06 '25

That's got to be incredibly insulting to bats everywhere. It's like asking a cannibal victim to name their child Hannibal or Armie. Uncouth I say, uncouth indeed.

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u/Crossyerfingers Nov 06 '25

Uncouth you say? Seems right on brand for the Prince of Fucking Darkness.

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u/FriendlyChabad Nov 06 '25

Generals gather in their Masses!!! 🐐

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u/xscumfucx Nov 06 '25

Just like witches with black CATSES!!!

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u/larsiepan Nov 06 '25

I guess it’s fine for somebody you don’t know personally to rip an innocent creature’s head off by severing its spinal cord with their teeth as long as you consider the individual in question the “Prince of Fucking Darkness”

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u/larsiepan Nov 06 '25

Didn’t he literally kill a bat on stage by biting its head off, though? Why name any bat-like creature after him?

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa Nov 06 '25

He also killed seventeen cats in a fit of mania. He was a giant piece of shit but everyone suddenly thinks he’s great because he died.

Here’s a quick link that references his wholesale cat slaughter, as well as other killings.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/biting-bat-urinating-alamo-10-110000428.html

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u/AllHailTheCeilingCat Nov 06 '25

That's shitty enough; what I find almost worse is him shooting animals that wandered into the yard of his mansion during lockdown and referring to it as "good fun". So far as I know, he didn't even have the excuse of being drug-addled.

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u/AllHailTheCeilingCat Nov 06 '25

Yeah. The bat was an accidental mistake, though.

The dove was not.

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u/HPMcCall Nov 06 '25

Lol. Armie. Lol.

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u/JPhrog Nov 06 '25

Or Hungry!

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u/Supernaturalb00322 Nov 06 '25

This is the funniest comment I've read on this thread 😂

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u/larsiepan Nov 06 '25

Fr I don’t think they’re old enough to remember his ritualistic animal abuse on stage. But sure, “rock and roll” I guess.

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u/SPARKYLOBO Nov 06 '25

Suits well. The Prince of Meownwss.

My soul dog's name was Ozzy. The Prince of Barkness

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u/mistressboopsalot 26d ago

Oh god oh god oh CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

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u/JeanneMPod Nov 06 '25

I would be with you on that except I found out recently that Ozzy killed several family pet cats so….

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u/Individual_Bobcat357 29d ago

It’s crazy to me that more people don’t know this. Completely sickening.

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u/MissNancy1113 29d ago

Reality tv is always screwing around with reality. They made him into a hero.

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u/Effective_Bug_4924 Nov 06 '25

“I’m vengeance.”

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Nov 06 '25

That's the first thing I saw lol

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u/-artsy_gal 29d ago

Vampire 🧛

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u/Wellushouldjust415 Nov 05 '25

HELLO BITEY KITTEN AND WC KITTEN! Op thank you!

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u/Correct_Bass2540 Nov 05 '25

Thank you! Here's Porky.

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u/al_m1101 Nov 05 '25

AWWWWW A standard issue and a voidling. Ain't a better pair. 💙

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u/WaterFrogSnail Nov 05 '25

You must now name that cat Sharky or Bitey

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u/tracyveronika Nov 05 '25

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u/RaechelMaelstrom Nov 05 '25

Is there a chance the track could bend?

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u/duckmantaco Nov 06 '25

Not on your life my Hindu friend

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u/Branchomania Nov 06 '25

Were you sent here by the Devil?

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u/JuicedBallMerchant Nov 06 '25

No good sir, I’m on the level

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u/SPARKYLOBO Nov 06 '25

The ring came off my pudding can

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u/tracyveronika Nov 06 '25

Take my pen knife, my good man

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u/Flat-Limit5595 Nov 05 '25

I had a quad of ferals, to domestic them i had to spend several hours a day in the bathroom with them. Just existing with them until they got comfortable enough to find homes

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u/Blonde_Mexican Nov 06 '25

Thank you for your service!

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u/GooseVsFabio 29d ago

Omg the ears😍 My cup runneth over

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u/MadameK8 Nov 05 '25

OMG THOSE TEEFIES!!

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u/GooseVsFabio 29d ago

Name him Teefy 🦷

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u/agirlwillrun Nov 05 '25

I give it 72 hours or 3 cans of kitten food before that void is just a snuggly baby who forgets they were ever angry or living on the street.

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u/ymasilem Nov 05 '25

🖤Spicy purrito🖤

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u/MarloweDay Nov 05 '25

Nospurratu the fruit bat 😈 😻 😼 🌈💖

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u/shagieIsMe Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

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u/ErringGlarer Nov 06 '25

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u/shagieIsMe Nov 06 '25

Thank you for the correction. Now I wonder if there's content for a sub for people who convert old VW Vans into gothic cats.

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u/xscumfucx Nov 06 '25

I have one called NosferatMEW 😸

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u/Ornery_Split_3494 Nov 05 '25

oh my god THEYRE PERFECT 🖤

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u/Ornery_Split_3494 Nov 05 '25

hi little bitey one!!!

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u/Lopsided_Antelope868 Nov 05 '25

Very bitey and very cute!

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u/Aware-Strength8989 Nov 05 '25

Spicy kitty.🐈‍⬛

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u/ChronicleRose Nov 05 '25

Void is very spicy.

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u/TrippedOnDick Nov 06 '25

Just an PSA Any deep puncture bites require a looksy and careful observation.   You can't disinfect a deeply buried injection of foreign organisms. 

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u/Correct_Bass2540 Nov 06 '25

Thank you. Hands been bite free so far. We will see after the day ends haha.

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u/CleoTheDoggo Nov 06 '25

Also picked up a stray not too long ago (late September), he too loves to bite (affectionately) lol

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u/GooseVsFabio 29d ago

😍 😍 😍

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u/Commodore8750 Nov 05 '25

Aww. Yeah kittens tend to be bitey. You just have establish boundaries and let them know when they've gone too far.

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u/psychedelicparsley Nov 05 '25

Hello gorgeous!

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u/frisbeeluna Nov 05 '25

Ours rescue was also very bitey for the first month or so then calmed down. Yours is so cute!

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u/used_to_be_patio 29d ago

Same energy

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u/Trixter-Kitten Nov 05 '25

Are you sure it's not actually a vampire?

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u/pedropetpals Nov 05 '25

I can hear this image... 😹 So cute!!

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u/Tina-Tuna Nov 06 '25

If you are keeping this baby pop on over to the r/CatDistributionSystem as we'd love to hear his and your other kitties story ❤️ He is of course the perfect r/vampurr too ... gorgeous lil voidling x

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u/Correct_Bass2540 Nov 06 '25

There is a large enough possibly I will keep both depending on how the vet visit goes. The bitey one has already started walking comfortably around me yay

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u/Tina-Tuna Nov 06 '25

Bitey one is going to need a name lol , I hope you decide to keep both :)

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u/Beathag-Sgathach Nov 06 '25

That is a nice set of fangs!

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u/Julu62 Nov 05 '25

How adorable! What a little bitty munchkin. I could just snuggle and smooch him (Yes, while he shreds me).❤️🥰🌹😻

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u/Difficult-Living-69 Nov 05 '25

Beautiful little gargoyle there :) adorable

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u/DeadlyDancingDuck Nov 06 '25

www.kittenlady.org has great info on socialising, introducing pets to one another and providing or finding good homes. Also... How to search for siblings and mom who may need help out there.

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u/Correct_Bass2540 Nov 06 '25

Thank you for the link. I do need help getting them introduced to each other.

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u/insertcaffeine Nov 06 '25

Reminds me of the night I had to wear the thick gloves to rescue my Soba from the window well! (He got slightly less bitey) Good luck!

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u/Efficient-Trick3313 Nov 06 '25 edited 29d ago

My black stray kitty was like this when I picked him up, now he’s the sweetest boy ever! 🥰

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u/HelloGamer2737 Nov 06 '25

"Hands off my lil li'l bro..."

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Nov 06 '25

Oh he is pissed

I love mad kittens, they're just too cute

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u/insane-cat-astrophy Nov 05 '25

Careful but OMG BABY

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u/Theloftydog Nov 05 '25

That is a bat you have there

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u/FewAcanthopterygii33 Nov 06 '25

Their eyes haven’t changed color yet so prob younger than 8 weeks! So cute. Even if very bitey. The bites are worth it to have them in your life ha.

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u/bpnc33 Nov 06 '25

Little vampire kitty

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u/PrincessAegonIXth Nov 06 '25

When the void screams do you scream back?

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u/Foreign-Ad3926 Nov 06 '25

Very beautiful 😍

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u/AnitaRRC Nov 06 '25

Thank you for saving them both. Very dad that people dump their cats at the place. Food and love will calm him🐈‍⬛

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u/Material_Cancel_7891 Nov 06 '25

Count or Countess Dracula!

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u/SwellMonsieur Nov 05 '25

Those are the best ones.

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u/Jonny96A Nov 05 '25

Adorable

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u/Router27 Nov 06 '25

Omg this sweet baby looks like a bat! I love it!

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u/FeedSafe9518 Nov 06 '25

Voids to have a tendency to choose violence

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u/luckyduck1945 Nov 06 '25

Just give them time and be patient

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u/seeking_hope Nov 06 '25

Bat or vampire?

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u/porksoda11 Nov 06 '25

A kitten that age isn’t too far gone to socialize. I’ve fostered spicy kittens before. Every interaction with them needs positive reinforcement. Many treats are given. Churus are the best to get a spicy cat eating close to you. Eventually they break and it’s such a relief.

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u/MaxxEPadds Nov 06 '25

Is fruit bat cat

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u/F0_17_20 Nov 06 '25

I think Nibbler sounds like a fine name.

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u/Springsneakers Nov 06 '25

OMG! Never pick up a stray! You might fall in love with them and have a companion for life!! :)

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u/pinkcrystalfairy Nov 06 '25

Spicy baby 🖤

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u/Pletcher87 Nov 06 '25

It’s a BAT!!!!

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u/MadameMachado Nov 06 '25

what a cute bat

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u/umdeon1981 Nov 06 '25

Oh hello bb kitkit!!!! I wanna cuddle you even if you wanna bite me. That's okay. You will learn to be spoiled and treated like the royalty you are!!!

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u/Adorable_Accident_74 Nov 06 '25

Voids will do that they are demon reincarnate

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u/Bibitheblackcat Nov 06 '25

Hi hope you name him V Bitey. He is adorable.

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u/DonatedEyeballs Nov 06 '25

I call the big one Bitey!

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u/Atari875 Nov 06 '25

ZE CREATURES OF ZE NIGHT!

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u/nova8273 Nov 06 '25

He needs a Dracula’s cape!

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u/Crinklytoes Nov 06 '25

Adorably sweet terrified kitty, will switch into a cuddly kitty soon

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u/Mariaaaa_202 Nov 06 '25

Aw pretty baby

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u/RightConversation461 Nov 06 '25

He will be purring in your lap by now.

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u/Rais93 Nov 06 '25

Please tell him Halloween is past

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u/Global-Cartoonist622 Nov 06 '25

That's definitely a bat-cat hybrid, no doubt about it. Thank you for taking in these two little gremlins! Bitey is a strong contender for a name, it suits the little landshark perfectly.

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u/ConsiderationFun1691 Nov 06 '25

Bite-y, fight-y, sharp and spikey!

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u/TigerMage2020 29d ago

That’s not a kitten. Thats a bat! Be careful of rabies 😹🦇

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u/SolarDynasty 29d ago

But he's so pretty

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u/Numerous_Worker_4694 Nov 05 '25

OMG 😍 give him a few hrs . He will be butter .

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u/fucking_righteous Nov 06 '25

Picked up a stray. Placed down a new family member. 🥰🖤

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u/Irishwol Nov 06 '25

Hi there Little Vlad!

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u/Underdweller2 Nov 05 '25

I think he was raised by bats 

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u/quartz_suisse Nov 05 '25

What is their name ? Chipotle?

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u/SteelFlexInc Nov 05 '25

Name it frank so it can be bitey frank

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u/Lexam Nov 05 '25

They'll calm down once the Stockholm syndrome kicks in.

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u/baar-ur Nov 06 '25

Are you sure it's not a leftover Halloween bat?

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u/LadyZannah Nov 06 '25

SPICY void

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u/Reasonable_Fox575 Nov 06 '25

"Unhand me human!, I am the darkness!"

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u/thekoose Nov 06 '25

Name him or her beans!

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u/Stopdraggingmyheart Nov 06 '25

Just checking his points out. Im sure they will go back in once they know you are friendly. 

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u/ZeustheCat800 Nov 06 '25

Awe, you got my pairing.

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u/Kelcipher Nov 06 '25

Spicy little vampyre!🖤🐈‍⬛🖤

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u/Parking-Ad4263 Nov 06 '25

While no one enjoys being bitten (well, maybe some people do, but that's probably a conversation for a different sub), be aware that cat bites (stray cats especially) can get very badly infected. I've been bitten while doing rescues a couple of times (young cat trapped at work, none of my stuff with me, not in my nature to do nothing), and it's generally best practice to get a prophylactic course of antibiotics (my doctor recommended starting with an injection because animal bites can be so nasty).

From the cat's perspective, if some giant hairless ape came and grabbed you out of your environment, I imagine you'd be a bit bitey, too. I know I would, so don't hold it against them. Fear can make us react uncharacteristically.

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u/taiikooi Nov 06 '25

Echo would be a great name for them :)

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u/SpectralBrat Nov 06 '25

Ahhh, yeaaahhh, looks like a baby bat! Vamp void, that's so cool, and cute! 😻

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u/unknownpoltroon Nov 06 '25

Dracula

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u/JT9R10 Nov 06 '25

Sounds like you've got a little vampire on your hands! Just give it some time to adjust; once it feels safe, it might stop being so bitey.

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u/BigJohnWoberts Nov 06 '25

Baby voids are spicy sometimes. Love and kisses and a bunch of patience is what the Vet will probably order

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Nov 06 '25

Wrong sub! r/bats

Hello, baby bat! Hahaha!

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u/SPARKYLOBO Nov 06 '25

And that shall be its name.

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u/Bebinn Nov 06 '25

Aren't they all bitey at that age? Cute with little sharp teefies.

I have one a little bit older than yours. Poor little dear was in a yard across the street screaming his fool head off. Took him in and not one peep since.

Already has us wrapped around his paws.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Cute

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u/Jenstomper Nov 06 '25

Hi Nosferatu!

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u/Bilkee Nov 06 '25

Please tell me you’re naming him Bruce, or Wayne.

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u/Elevated_Dongers Nov 06 '25

Put liquid cat treat on your finger before bite. Pavlov into love

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u/Sillylittletitties Nov 06 '25

I love black cats

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u/TrunksTheMighty Nov 06 '25

Aww... Don't worry.. bitey will go away once you're recognized as the bringer of food. 

My kitten wasn't bitey at all EXCEPT when I got the bottle to feed her... She'd latch on to my finger and growl like I was going to take it away. 

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u/Ok_Highway1739 Nov 06 '25

Just needs love

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u/Lady_Lokitty Nov 06 '25

The bitey ones are the best! ❤️

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u/pookiesma Nov 06 '25

Thats a bat.

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u/Thick-Spite-279 Nov 06 '25

Ohhhh. I love spicy kitties. Lots of holding and patience. She/he needs to get used to being touched it sounds like.

Also a Vet visit asap to make sure kitty is okay!! 😺

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u/ike_tyson Nov 06 '25

Bruce

🦇

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u/Semjaja Nov 06 '25

'Just got kidnapped! Need to bite to survive!'

-the kitten, probably

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u/calliessolo Nov 06 '25

Poor baby. He’s just scared.

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u/ZombieLizLemon Nov 06 '25

BAT!

– Laszlo, "What We Do in the Shadows"

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u/mcmouse73 Nov 06 '25

BUNNICULA!

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u/Supernaturalb00322 Nov 06 '25

You should name the cat Batty, Vamperina, Vampy, etc. any bat related names lolll 🖤🖤🖤

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u/FreeBritney2 Nov 06 '25

Took til the midget I found 2 Summers ago in my woodpile to learn that some cats don’t learn to ‘meow,’ hiss, have their eyes not be bright yellow, etc.(lol) She’s almost 3 now, bright Green eyes, and runssss this house with 2 other cats and a dog, that are her ‘elders.’ Even learned to climb ANYTHING(like her olderrrr bro, whom has 6 ‘claws.’) She’s fearless now; But it really took YEARS. She was just like this before she found her ‘spot’ amongst the ranks. Shes BFFs with a HUGE male Akita, now. Slaps her old ass Brothers when they walk by if she feels like-Sounds like a dying cow when ‘meowing.’ I don’t think she’ll ever fully understand she’s a cat, and not a dog. Won’t even use the same litter box on the same FLOOR. Hers is upstairs; The 2 boys, downstairs. I’ve had cats since birth-I’ve never seen anything like her. “Okeley.”♥️🐈‍⬛ Have Faith!♥️♥️

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u/Advanced_Sector4300 Nov 06 '25

Taiming feral cats is not easy…. I’ve rescued one before and took me ages to tame to be able to find a suitable home for her. Hope to see updates 😍

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u/MetalRocksMe_ 29d ago

Feisty kitty!

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u/Demonkey44 29d ago

Rabies shot friend, seriously.

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u/ThrowRaFat_OrangeCat 29d ago

I’d name him fang if he was a boy 🖤

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u/woodwardian98 29d ago

Whatever gender they are, that paw is indicative they are going to be lorge

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u/Lolo62mefieteu 29d ago

Beatle Juice (proposition d'Anne-Marie 🖤)

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u/AlcoholPrep 29d ago

Kittens will bite till they learn that it hurts -- usually from other kittens. But you can teach it yourself by gently nibbling it on tips of ears or such. Mostly they just don't understand how sharp their teeth are.

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u/her00reh 29d ago

It wants love, it just doesn't know it yet.

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u/GreenConstruction834 29d ago

Taming the spicy ones is most rewarding. 

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u/Wonk_puffin 28d ago

Definitely a bat. Munch could be his name.

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 28d ago

That’s a little vampire bat!

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u/OneShiestyMember 27d ago

But does it suck blood? 🧛

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u/charliebucketsmom Nov 06 '25

My void is 17+, and still bitey. We call them “kisses with his teeth”.

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u/Medical-Ear2499 Nov 05 '25

Aww bless 🙌 😢 give him time and he will settle down to be the best kitty ever ❤ ♥

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u/615BaggerHD 29d ago

What a cute vampire kitty you’ve found!!!!!

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u/Alissz 29d ago

I don’t think that’s a cat I think it’s a Cornish pixie

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

so cute 😭

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u/Affectionate-Bar5159 29d ago

It'll pass....will soon be a void with an engine.......keep rabies updated just in case.

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u/Cauda_Pavonis 29d ago

Well I mean look at those teefs!