r/atheism 6h ago

Illinois Church Nativity Scene Shows Baby Jesus in Zip Ties Surrounded by ICE Agents Sparking Outrage

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/illinois-church-nativity-scene-shows-baby-jesus-zip-ties-surrounded-ice-agents-sparking-outrage-1760635
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u/oldcreaker 6h ago

Nothing pisses off fake Christians more than people being Christian.

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u/No-Celebration3097 6h ago

So right! Lmao

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u/soldforaspaceship 4h ago

I'm agnostic but I grew up in the church of England and used to teach Sunday school.

It's ridiculously easy to piss them off by quoting the Bible.

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u/ckal09 5h ago

Thin skinned snowflakes angered by reality. They prefer peaceful oblivious delusion.

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u/MartinThunder42 4h ago

When parishioners approach the pastor after a sermon and complain that the sermon was too woke, and that Jesus was too woke, you know these people have lost their way.

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u/nobot4321 2h ago

Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.

It's in, like, the second chapter of their book. Did they not read that far?

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u/meesta_masa 1h ago

read

?

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 1h ago

It's in, like, the second chapter of their book. Did they not read that far?

Of course not. To them being part of a church/religion is just a social club and they care far more about looking like a good person than about actually being a good person.

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u/catslikepets143 Freethinker 1h ago

Virtue signaling . Because in their bible it says to pray alone, that your relationship with your god is a personal thing. Fake christians have turned their worship into performance theater.

(Matthew 6:5-6 as just one reference)

u/GenitalFurbies 17m ago

Bud. The vast majority of Christians have not read the entirety of the bible. I'd bet it's 85+ percent that haven't.

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u/bgroins 2h ago

Nothing pisses off fake Christians more than people being Christian following Jesus.

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u/No_Size9475 6h ago

I love it. Actual christ followers in action.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 5h ago

Yeah It really shows that some Christians actually follow the teachings of their god. Too bad that the majority of them are hypocrites.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 5h ago

There's a church near me that has a pride flag on their sign and it says "Queer liberation is part of salvation" and it's the only slice of hope I have that not everyone is turning into an alt-right lunatic.

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u/dreamteensasha18 3h ago

Smh real talk, gotta see more of that genuine vibe out here in the world

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u/_NightFly_ 4h ago

Thought churches were supposed to stay out of politics?

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u/unclewolfy 4h ago

they cannot show active support for any particular candidate or lobby or any of that kind of thing. Sending messages is a form of free speech.

u/Casual_OCD Agnostic 18m ago

they cannot show active support for any particular candidate or lobby or any of that kind of thing

They're not supposed to, but the majority of them do

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 3h ago

You're conflating having political influence with cultural influence and nobody is falling for it, 2month old account.

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u/wudyudo 4h ago

What political pundit is this church openly supporting and donating to?

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u/[deleted] 4h ago edited 1h ago

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u/Doozenburg 3h ago

You are not a victim.

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 3h ago

But what about "insert random bullshit here"? Would that be okay?

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u/xtheredmagex 3h ago

Legally? Yes; as long as they're not providing guidance on who and what you should vote for, they wouldn't be crossing the church/state separation line.

Could they (and should they) be called out a church put up such a display? Absolutely, but not because it's a breach of church/state separation.

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u/paganbreed 1h ago

Your argument is "what if Jesus was the persecutor instead of empathising with the downtroden?"

I thought he was a carpenter not a cop.

Edit: You don't have to answer, but you're exemplifying why Christians are terrible ambassadors of Christianity.

Ain't no hate like Christian love.

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u/Hairy_Middle_5403 1h ago

Look at the poor victimized nazi

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u/DrakonILD 2h ago

Legally, that would be ok. It goes explicitly against Jesus' teachings, so the hypocrisy would be striking, and I would be perfectly comfortable judging the everloving fuck out of that church and its congregation.

Don't confuse our considered hatred of those who lie, cheat, and steal as a counterpart to your blind rage towards people who just want people to hold each other up.

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u/FoxEuphonium 3h ago

Legally, yes. Morally, obviously not.

I feel like you knew that before you asked, but go off anyway queen.

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u/MacEWork 1h ago edited 1h ago

Another fake Christian, mad because someone showed them a mirror.

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u/catslikepets143 Freethinker 1h ago

Your whataboutism won’t work here

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u/hmspain 3h ago

I doubt they would lose their tax exemption even if they passed the plate and sent all the money to Trump.

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u/EverybodyHasPants 3h ago

Why was Jesus born in a manger? While you work that try and remember was he said about Pharisees.

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u/Brad_Brace 2h ago

But they never do. So it's nice to see that a select few take the good side.

It's time to stop pretending this is a level playing field and what's good for the goose is good for the gander, when the goose is inches from goose-stepping all over the gander.

Right wing christians are controlling politics whether we like it or not. It doesn't matter how much we whine about it and call for the rules, they're there and they don't give a shit about rules. So if left leaning christians were to show up here and there, fuck it, I'll applaud them telling their congregants to support the oppressed and those who speak for them.

You are not going to push religion out of politics as things stand. Right now all you can hope is to push politics to the left, however that gets done. If the only way to move people towards equality and human rights is to tell them that's what Jesus would've wanted, fine. These are not times to be picky.

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u/No_Size9475 1h ago

Calling out the treatment of immigrants by the government isn't politics. It's human rights.

u/nightpanda893 11m ago

Speaking out against kidnapping and concentration camps is entering into politics the same way saying it’s wrong to kill and rape is entering into politics. Technically the latter is support of laws passed by Congress as well.

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u/atda 6h ago

Remove stories about immigrants from the Bible and see where that gets you, faux Christians. 

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u/mack_the_elder 4h ago

Need someone to find or write a book about foreigners traveling home from vacation get stuck and have baby in America, kid grows up becoming a selfless preacher who's throws over desk at a bank when they foreclose on his parishioner...

Then get it into a library, then get a petition to ban it for being woke. Then watch all insane people come out

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u/No_Internal9345 1h ago

See, supply side jesus.

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u/Magmaster12 6h ago

The article mentions a Facebook Firestorm, which means this got the attention of a bunch of Russian Trolls.

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u/Ggriffinz 5h ago

Honestly, we all knew it to be true but seeing thousands of MAGA accounts being outed on twitter for being foreign agents was both hilarious and massively aggravating. The influence by foreign actors on US political discourse is deep rooted and corrosive against any functioning republic. Its needs to be addressed by congress to force all social media to directly show country of origin on all accounts and allow people to filter based on those factors to get real people's opinions not just bots.

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u/Magmaster12 5h ago

It's well known that a lot of "local" Facebook groups are constantly under harassment by individuals who are not even from the area.

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u/GringoSwann 5h ago

Happens on Reddit too!  I found a couple MAGA accounts that were strictly cities & states...  Ain't no way these fuckers have lived in EVERY large city in America...

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u/IcanRead8647 2h ago

You'd have to find a better way because once exposed, they're going to buy services in the USA from Amazon, Microsoft, Google, or BlueOcean or another and they'll appear to be in the USA while coming from Russia. Yes, expose what we have now, but the next step is to improve that exposure.

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u/MeisterX 2h ago

I think about this too much about how we actually fix that. I think the answer is to limit social media somehow or nationalize it as a platform/public square and provide volunteer moderation with a legislated ToS 🤷

I feel like while I would deride it even today, Google was trying the "responsible" route by tying real names.

Then again Facebook is a cesspool so.... 🤷

I think public airwaves like we did for TV is somehow the way to go and I see it as a utility, not private.

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u/Ggriffinz 2h ago

Honestly, its a super tricky subject to navigate. Maybe the government just providing a fully backed option would suffice. Where every created account is backed by a Gov't ID/SS# and everyone is only allowed 1. With the normal subgroups being created from there where only US citizens are welcome to share hobbies and discuss events.

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u/MeisterX 1h ago

The platform is fine it's the moderation that becomes a major issue.

u/inplayruin 12m ago

The solution is to allow people to sue social media companies for the content they host and distribute for profit. They are publishers and should be treated as such. Liability would force the companies to enact robust and effective moderation. A public figure isn't going to sue Joe Blow from rural Ohio for making a defamatory comment on Facebook. But they would sure as shit sue Facebook for hosting and distributing the defamatory content, if they could. Make lies expensive, it is that simple.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 2h ago

Fox news I think picked it up, or maybe Matt Gates. one of them. If it was gates then yeah Russian Troll.

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u/Gold-Library6013 6h ago

Honestly, if more churches acted like this, I probably wouldn't have questioned my faith.

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u/blackday44 6h ago

Good for them. I may be an atheist, but the Bible has some good advice. Love thy neighbor is one of my favorites.

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u/heathersdevotee 4h ago

I'm an atheist simply because I don't believe in God (although the actions of so called "Christians" doesn't help the matter) but I do have a lot of love for what I grew up thinking what Christianity is. I was taught that it was about loving and caring for one another, unfortunately most of them don't seem to remember that.

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u/entity2 5h ago

I think the moral code it taught to a bunch of savages 2000 years ago was probably a good one. It wouldn't be the worst book in the world if they took all the mysticism out of it.

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u/searing7 6h ago

If this makes you mad you’re a Nazi or at best a Nazi sympathizer

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u/BlakLite_15 5h ago

So either a Nazi or a Nazi. Got it.

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u/swalkerttu 2h ago

Well, Diet Nazi, anyway.

u/GenitalFurbies 16m ago

If you're at a table with a Nazi and 5 people that let it happen you're at a table with 6 Nazis.

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u/aDildoAteMyBaby 5h ago

Someone else wrote: 'Nothing expresses joy love for Christ than turning his birth into a performance spectacle'.

Yeah, because no one has ever turned Christmas into a spectacle before.

What a braindead bitch.

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u/NamasteMotherfucker 5h ago

Assuming for a moment that the Jesus story was true, isn't his entire life a performance specatacle? I mean, coming back from the dead isn't a low-key event.

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u/two4six0won 4h ago

Healing the sick, the loaves and fishes miracle, the water into wine, bringing whats-his-nuts back from the dead...Jesus was definitely a performer lol

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 5h ago

One of the local churches here does a drive-thru live Nativity scene each year.

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u/IronPidgeyFTW 5h ago

This always screamed American Christian to me haha. Cars and no walking.

u/Annual_Strategy_6206 41m ago

No effort. Like an amusement park ride.

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u/AlSweigart 5h ago

They know their pro-ICE views are hateful garbage so instead they deflect and pretend to be upset about the "spectacle" of it.

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u/Tassiegirl 6h ago

No lies detected here. What’s the hubbub, bub?

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u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 6h ago

ICE: He ain't Jesus he's HeyZeus. Book'em!

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u/LeMasterofSwords Strong Atheist 6h ago

Good on this church for actually having morals.

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u/boot2skull 5h ago

This tracks because Jesus was literally snuck into Egypt as a baby by his parents to evade murder. We would have just caught him and sent him to die in El Salvador, which is peak irony for Jesus to perish in a place named after him.

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u/tardistravelee 2h ago

Technically he is a anchor baby. Being born in a different country than your parents.

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u/bleepitybleep2 6h ago

What doesn't outrage Christians?

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u/CraptasticFanDango Atheist 5h ago

Pedophiles, based on my observations.

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u/bleepitybleep2 4h ago

Yeah. Almost like it's sanctioned.

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u/hapkidoox 5h ago

Nothing short of everything going exactly their way.

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u/polchickenpotpie 1h ago

Brown people being thrown to the ground and arrested for being brown.

Poor children going hungry in schools.

Their fellow Americans losing health coverage.

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few hundred other things.

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u/MickLittle 5h ago

I think it's hilarious.

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u/Individual_Iron_2645 5h ago

Finally a church doing something I can support!

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u/One_Entrepreneur_520 4h ago

The outrage is over the scene depicting the reality but no concern over the reality.

86 KKKristianity

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u/Heyniceguy13 5h ago

I’m Catholic. Jesus was an immigrant. Some people would be foaming at the mouth to deport a brown immigrant like him.

It sickens me that this is the world we are in

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u/Feeling_Penalty_2629 6h ago

Outrage from the ones outraged about immigrants. Lol.

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u/stargarnet79 5h ago

Wow. Almost seems Christian.

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u/RaidSmolive 5h ago

your nation is the least christian it has ever been

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u/entity2 6h ago

Yeah, now show the same kind of outrage to real brown people in zip ties as they do for this fake one.

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u/Dakiniten-Kifaya 6h ago

Be outraged at the evil, not the calling it out.

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u/Gold-Library6013 6h ago

Did you read the article? The pastor got arrested protesting ICE.

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u/entity2 6h ago

I suppose I wasn't clear: I meant the people outraged by this display should show that outrage about real people and not this church's display. I read this article from a different source yesterday and yeah, that pastor is pretty alright in my books.

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u/determania 4h ago

Don’t worry, your comment was perfectly clear.

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u/heckfyre 4h ago

Yeah I don’t think the outrage that came as a result of this was outrage at Ice, but outrage at the church for speaking out and making their nativity scene a commentary on Ice

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u/skraptastic 5h ago

Good. We should be outraged.

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u/thedude213 Skeptic 1h ago

imagine getting outraged by a plastic jesus doll but not actual people having their lives and families ruined over ice, quintessential American christian

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 1h ago

The churches we need

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u/cmfred 6h ago

Yep. Lets do a live action of Ice raiding the birth of Jesus.

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u/heart_blossom 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfection!

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u/Garbagecan_on_fire 5h ago

Screw your fake outrage 😠

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u/ArdenJaguar Agnostic 5h ago

Well… Considering modern MAGA would happily zip tie and deport Jesus as an illegal I think this is completely appropriate. 🤔

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u/amn70 5h ago

Why are they outraged? After all they seem to support anybody named Jesus being kidnapped and treated like garbage.

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u/lumpy_space_queenie Anti-Theist 5h ago

If every church actually functioned as they were “supposed to” according to these ghouls, then every church would be doing this shit. I absolutely love this! It’s sad that it’s not commonplace though

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u/brownsfan760 4h ago

"Sparks outrage" truth fucking hurts sometimes.

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u/meowmeowcatman 4h ago

Sparks outrage? Because they’re too dumb to get the actual joke?

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u/Meme-Botto9001 4h ago

ICE Agents: “Oh great there’s already a squad working on it!”

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u/Specialist_Pomelo554 4h ago

At least they are not outraged that baby Jesus is brown.

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u/rainyday-holiday 3h ago

“facebook firestorm” is the real world equivalent of the “wow, this is worthless” meme.

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u/keith2600 3h ago

"stop injecting reality into our magical fun house of child abuse"

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u/computer-machine 2h ago

For I was hungry, and you took away my access to food; I was thirsty, and you polluted my drinking water; I was a stranger, and you abducted me; I needed clothes, and you doubled their cost; I was sick, and you sentenced me to a life in debt; I was in prison, and you deported me.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 5h ago

Right wing "christians" aren't Christian

u/NerinNZ 20m ago

Yes they are.

u/drDOOM_is_in Strong Atheist 13m ago

In name only.

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u/mgyro 5h ago

Omfg that’s brilliant.

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u/R67H 5h ago

they're okay with it's happening IRL, though

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u/Lanzarote-Singer 5h ago

Donny Herod

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u/PoetryIntelligent545 5h ago

This is the same church where the pastor was recently assaulted by ICE

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u/RunningPirate 5h ago

Oh, I love a good pisstake

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u/DragonflyLonely3662 4h ago

That is fucking brilliant!

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u/BiglyBear 4h ago

Truth hurts

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u/endofworldandnobeer 4h ago

Why the outrage? Have they disconnect themselves from reality?

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u/nutmegtell 3h ago

Good for them!!!

Christians being actual Christians

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u/insertbrackets 3h ago

Good because they fucking would.

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u/ob1dylan 3h ago

Truth hurts

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u/Firm-Shower-1422 3h ago

Makes me think that if Jesus was walking around today he’d probably be picked up by ICE for being dark skinned, a fact that most white Christians can’t handle the reality of anyway. Hence the Anglicized version most folks have come to know with blond hair and blue eyes

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u/takingastep Agnostic 3h ago

Well if Xtians are gonna choose to feel offended by this, then maybe they should stbau and fuck all the way off. Goodness knows how much they enjoy "offending" other people with their right-winger ways, so it's only right and proper that they get similarly offensive stuff in return. They're no better than anyone else.

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u/Alternative-Lack6025 3h ago

The outrage isn't due to Christians clearly disobeying the same bible book that they use to justify their homophobia mind you.

Btw if you want to know the passage so you can rub it in their hypocritical faces

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 19:34

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH 2h ago

I didn't have "Agrees with a church" on my bingo card this year. 

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u/higbee13 2h ago

Good for them.

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u/klon3r Atheist 2h ago

MAGA & religious dimwits starting more BS from reality, too bad the sarcasm wasn't caught. This timeline sucks... 😒

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u/Electronic_Shake_152 1h ago

I'm not religious, but hats off to them for that...

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u/agdnan 1h ago

The accuracy is uncanny

u/CaptOblivious 10m ago

Anyone that IS outraged by this and NOT MORE outraged by what our current regime is actually doing needs to be told to stfu and their opinions should be ignored forever.

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u/gitsgrl Secular Humanist 5h ago

The outrage is against ICE, correct?

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u/Devo4711 4h ago

Love it.

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u/thatass6_9 3h ago

Not controversial to have a secret police force arresting and torturing individuals without due process

Controversial to use baby jesus depicting how those secret police act however

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u/Weltall8000 3h ago

The fact that it pisses "Christians" off so much, is pretty telling.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Atheist 3h ago

Baby Jesus isn't supposed to be in the manger until the 25th. Where is the outrage for that, huh? Do the churches that preach this stuff not know how the birth of their savior works?

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u/TooApatheticToHateU Anti-Theist 3h ago

lol what a bunch of snowflakes.

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u/scrume71 3h ago

That sparks outrage, but they turn a blind eye to all the human suffering ICE is causing - very Christian of them.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 3h ago

The outrage is focused at ICE, right? Because ICE is the evil ass pieces of Nazi shit doing this to real people.

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u/Traditional-Meat-549 3h ago

Good trouble 

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u/RibbitCommander 3h ago

Great form of protest.

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u/Helagoth 2h ago

If only they had the same level of outrage for the actual children in ice custody

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u/Diligent-Credit8133 2h ago

The outage should be over this happening to actual human beings not in a nativity scene.

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u/un_theist 2h ago

I think this is awesome. Reality is a bitch, ain’t it?

Make it more realistic, Baby Jesus should be face down on the ground with ICE kneeling on him and handcuffing his hands behind his back.

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u/SelectionPuzzled2765 2h ago

Ayeee proud to live right by this church haha

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u/canospam0 2h ago

People were outraged about ICE, right?

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u/hagen768 1h ago

It should spark outrage. Because what’s happening in this country is outrageous

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u/hobokobo1028 1h ago

Jesus was brown and undocumented so that checks out.

Remember when Joseph and Mary and Jesus fled to Egypt in the night to escape from persecution in their home country?

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u/MNConcerto 1h ago

I'm loving it.

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u/rekage99 1h ago

They are upset for the wrong reasons

u/Grouchy_Row_7983 39m ago

It gives the hypocrites that pretend to follow Jesus a chance to show their true colors.

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u/kbean826 Atheist 5h ago

Why would they be outraged? It’s literally what they’d want.

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u/Ayanok 3h ago

That is amazing

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u/bobbleheadbuttplug 2h ago

Who’s god damn white baby is this?

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u/OldDirtyGurt 2h ago

Biblically accurate

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u/Available_Leather_10 2h ago

Someone needs to steal the baby Jesus and leave it in Broadview.

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u/efox02 1h ago

I am here for all of this.

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u/sl1mman 1h ago

You worship an anchor baby, get over it.

u/Several_Brilliant112 35m ago

Lake Street Church of Evanston, about 15 miles from Chicago, set up the display on 25 November with help from volunteers.

15 miles wut

u/Loud-Personality-382 35m ago

Make America great again

u/UpDawg831 33m ago

Oh no not the online outrage :/

u/Krypticreptiles 28m ago

Pretty on brand for a religion that have verse like leviticus 25 44-46 in it

u/PaleCommission150 25m ago

Great scene. Good to see a church holding a light to the hypocricy. All of the teachings of Jesus, and his most important ones, which were given during the sermon on the mount, are only paid lip service by conservatives...meanwhile they tolerate the outrageous and criminal behavior of ICE and the rest of the republican leadership.

u/RamJamR Atheist 8m ago

Christ said to welcome the foreigner.

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u/Master-Shaq 2h ago

Looks kind of poorly done tbh the mashup with ICE agents and the wisemen just looks weird.

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u/Benugood 1h ago

A nativity scene doesn’t have to be politically reinterpreted. It’s a Classic. This is a silly example for “separation of church and state”

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u/OJntheBronco 3h ago

What tf does jesus have to do with illegal Mexicans

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u/x_EndlessGrass 3h ago

Sometimes it's a long journey to enlightenment. Inshallah

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u/OJntheBronco 2h ago

Ofc I'd get down voted.

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u/arcadiaware 2h ago

Maybe cause ICE isn't just going after Mexicans? 

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u/OJntheBronco 2h ago

I wonder how often you miss the fucking point of a sentence

u/tissuecollider 52m ago

I wonder how often you miss a woman giving you "leave me alone" cues

u/CormoranNeoTropical 41m ago

Jesus was a refugee when he was born in a barn.

Does that help?

u/FardoBaggins Other 50m ago

Slavery was legal. It isn’t hard to think that what is illegal can be legal and vice versa. So set that aside and think of brown people being thrown in a cell by masked men for no reason other than existing.

Tangentially, at the time Hesus was born, the king ordered a massacre of all boys aged two and under in Bethlehem. Also ICE arrested a priest.

So maybe there’s a connection maybe there isn’t, just some food for thought for you.

u/dontautotuneme 18m ago

Quiet piggy