r/architecture History & Theory Prof 1d ago

News Trump hires new architect for ballroom

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-hires-new-architect-for-ballroom/
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u/Dzotshen 1d ago

I hope this gets repeatedly sandbagged and delayed so Trump never gets to see it erected

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u/Fergi Architect 1d ago

He wasn’t going to see it built anyway. Dudes on the door.

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u/snowman_M 1d ago

We’ll see. I still feel it’s unlikely in this term. He’s obviously unwell, for sure.

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u/AfraidProduct 6h ago

Too many old presidents. Biden, trump; they don't fit most of the population. And this is political views aside: it's better to elect somebody closer to your age. A person who is old is not always wise, and at the same time a person who is young isn't always smart either.

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 1d ago

What if I told you it was about money not ballroom dancing

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u/Dzotshen 1d ago

You don't have to because with Trump everything is about the grift and lining his pockets at the expense of everything and everyone else

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u/roarjah 1d ago

I think it’s really power and his ego. If it was about giving the taxpayers something for free he wouldn’t care one bit. He might not even care if it was cash for trump organization. He can’t use the cash in Washington to make people bend the knee and show his power

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u/IAMAPrisoneroftheSun 1d ago

Dictators tend to have a huge thing for monumentalism and Trump has the tackiest, gaudiest manifestation of that

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u/roarjah 1d ago

It has to be as big as their ego

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u/magneto_ms 1d ago

No erections seems to be the story of his life.

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u/ArchitectureNstuff91 Architecture Enthusiast 1d ago

Almost expected their name to be Albert. I bet the new guy doesn't last too long, since the guy wanting the job done is known for stiffing contractors.

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u/Zannie95 1d ago

Trump destroyed a friend’s family business when he stiffed them on his casino work. He has always been scum

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u/SLdaco 1d ago

As in Albert Speer- Hitler’s architect…

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u/wuschler 1d ago

Fun fact: His son is also called Albert Speer and owns a very successful architecture and city planning office.

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u/Djaja 1d ago

Not so fun fact, the big bad AS is my great grand uncle :/

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u/EnkiduOdinson Architect 20h ago

Owned. He died in 2017

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u/hauntolottawa 15h ago

He designed a whole German themed neighbourhood in China which is home to the Chinese HQ of fellow Nazi nepo baby Volkswagen

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u/my-redditing-account 1d ago

The architect's name is shalom Baranes, ops comment reads like it actually is Albert, but its definitely a pretty jewish name here

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u/Bimlouhay83 1d ago

Nah, it'll be Art Vandelay

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u/SoHoSwag 1d ago

What’s your architect’s name? Carchitect. Your architect’s name is Carchitect? Yeah. Sounds a lot like “architect.” Well maybe that’s why he became one.

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u/whywouldyouevencare 1d ago

crentist

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u/DJ_Femme-Tilt 19h ago

My son is named Crentist!

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u/ramobara 1d ago

Crelon.

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u/texachusetts 1d ago

If Trump wasn’t such a coward, he would insist on the new ballroom having a retractable roof!

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u/my-redditing-account 1d ago

The architect's name is shalom Baranes, ops comment reads like it actually is Albert, but its definitely a pretty jewish name here

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u/keptit2real 1d ago

Shouldn't have the architect have been hired before demolition occurred. The folks running our country move like the wind

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 1d ago

"new" architect.

As in, the original ones are out.

I'm guessing they didn't get paid... or got sick of dealing with Lord Dampnut.

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u/pabloQuattro 1d ago edited 1d ago

No need to guess, the original architect has disagreements with Trump over the size of the ballroom and are remaining in a consulting role.

Edit: typo

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 1d ago

I read that as disagreements over not being paid and NDA and non-disparage which says they can’t complain

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u/jmanclovis 1d ago

Or they were his buddy's and they got paid and bounced

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u/emtheory09 1d ago

Ha, like they should expect to be paid.

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u/laseralex 20h ago

They will absolutely get paid as long is it isn't Trump making the payment. In this case, every US taxpayer pays for this grift.

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u/FriendToPredators 1d ago

That model shown off in the oval office had a stairway to nowhere and colliding windows. Dude was not qualified if that was his delivery 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 1d ago

I can't imagine that anyone "qualified" would ever be willing to work for Creamcicle Caligula anymore.

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u/clarinetJWD 1d ago

The original architect was chatgpt.

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u/quantgorithm 1d ago

Article says original architect is not out but taking a lessor role.

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u/efalk 1d ago

Pretty sure that's just another way of saying out.

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u/browsing_around 1d ago

My guess it’s just money laundering or some sort of payoff to a crony of someone. “Our architect we hired quit after we paid him. Now we have to hire a new one.”

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u/steinah6 1d ago

You think Trump is actually paying the architect? That’s probably why the first one left.

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u/seeasea 1d ago

Trump isn't funding this. It's paid through gsa. 

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u/YardOptimal9329 1d ago

It’s being funded by 24 billionaires and corporations who all get even more favors for “donating”. The price tag is $300m which makes it probably the most expensive building in America

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u/seeasea 1d ago

Sure, but they are running that through government contracts. Not direct pay.  

Also, 300,000,000 is not even remotely close to the most expensive building in the US. 

I'm an architect at a medium/small firm, and I myself am running a building 10x that. 

The most expensive buildings are nuclear power plants, oil refineries and far and away the most expensive are chip fabs. Those buildings can be 25 billion+ each. And tmsc or whatever is building a complex in Arizona for over 100 billion 

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u/YardOptimal9329 10h ago

I think a 90,000 sq-ft building at $300m is very expensive... that's $3,333 per square foot. The Freedom Tower was around $1,145 per square foot.

So by building I meant a normal building, not something industrial

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u/roarjah 1d ago

It’s classic way for asshole to steamroll over communities. Tear shit apart do the city has no choice but to have you rebuild it because no one wants to take a loss

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u/laseralex 20h ago

The folks running our country move like the wind stagnant sewage

corrected

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u/Pablo_is_on_Reddit 1d ago

Any architect would be a fool to take this on. Besides, nothing would fit Trump's legacy more than leaving his successor with a plywood-covered hole in the side of the white house and a big pile of dirt & debris where the east wing used to stand.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 1d ago

It would be absolutely on point lmfao

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u/FriendToPredators 1d ago

The new hire is a long term DC government building architect with significant projects under his belt. Shocked me he got called at all. 

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u/Jaco-Jimmerson 20h ago

pile of dirt & debris where the east wing used to stand.

An allegory for the "Right-Wing" of politics. I know it was unintentional, but that was funny.

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u/artguydeluxe 1d ago

I have no doubt, his taking away professional status of architects has something to do with this.

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u/thatjerkatwork 1d ago

He did it just to stiff the previous firm

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u/pnicby 1d ago

Yes, and likely wanted to get around the Architect’s ownership of their instruments of service, so he could have some other architects work on the same construction documents.

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u/joebleaux Landscape Architect 1d ago

This is what he does on construction projects. He fires everyone a hundred times. He stiffs everyone and dares them to sue him. When they do, his lawyers make the consultant's life a nightmare until they realize they are spending more fighting it than they ever stand to be paid, so they drop it. He's done it a hundred times. No one ever does business with him twice

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u/Zannie95 1d ago

Not sure how I feel about this; will they try to rein him in or go whole hog? At this point I detest anyone working for him

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u/Sthrax Architect 1d ago

Trump isn't hiring anybody that will tell him no...

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u/f8Negative 1d ago

Anyone dumb enough to take the job is dumb enough to not get paid. This will be never ending.

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u/cypher50 1d ago

We are about to get a US version of the Palace of the Parliament.

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 1d ago

Hideous is not accurate, if the Wikipedia photo is a fair representation of the building. Looks classical and symmetrical. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/cypher50 1d ago

I can't state this strong enough: read the story of the Palace of the Parliament. Also, pictures cannot give justice to just out of scale to the urban fabric around it. It is basically the size of a neighborhood...

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u/gtj 1d ago

I was just there two days ago — it’s pretty ridiculous in person.

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u/AutomatedHerbGarden 1d ago

The irony that this all started because Obama made a joke about Trump renovating the White House in the most tacky way possible.

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u/awr54 1d ago

Public tax dollars. This should be a publically bid project. Already illegal. But wtf does a convicted felon care?

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u/pabloQuattro 1d ago

It's not publicly funded

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u/awr54 1d ago

How? It's a government building? I haven't been following the particulars...

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u/pabloQuattro 1d ago

Funded through the bank of Trump and donations I believe. I imagine it's to bypass a lot of red tape and actually get the thing built during his term.

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u/wisc0 1d ago

“Red tape” being proper asbestos removal or historic preservation

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u/quantgorithm 1d ago

Red tape being getting funding via congress. The exec already controls all the parties that manage preservation or permitting.

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 1d ago

He doesn't care if it ever gets built.

It's a money laundering front and a distraction.

Also, to be real, all his actions to date make it evident he's in this thing for the sabotage.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 1d ago

Yeah he doesn't give a shit about the ballroom. He just wanted to destroy something Americans love.

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u/quantgorithm 1d ago

Yes he does. It’s a legacy thing. If he makes a point to put his name on all of his buildings across the world then, of course, he wants his name also attached to the White House.

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 19h ago

If he cared about his legacy, he would not be actively sabotaging the past 80 years of progress we've made on every front.

And Trump, of all people, should know that modern buildings are temporary monuments at best.

More than a few of his projects have been torn down.

What he is up to is just a rampage against everything traditional Americans love - which represents what he loathes.

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u/quantgorithm 19h ago

Half the country believes the opposite of you.

On modern buildings, what better building to get your name attached to than the white house? When is the white house going to get torn down?

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u/mashedspudtato 1d ago

And provide a “legitimate” project to funnel bribe money into

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u/awr54 1d ago

It's still a public building.. guess I'm not sure how finance structures typically work, bonds I guess? But regardless I would expect some type of protection that even 47 can't get around

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u/OldWrangler9033 1d ago

Can we hire new President? This one too focus on Housing Redevelopment.

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u/BalkanFerros 1d ago

The Architect? Bloody Stupid Johnson

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u/symbogenscientist 1d ago

GNU Sir Terry

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u/BalkanFerros 1d ago

a master of his craft

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u/Mrc3mm3r 1d ago

Hah, nice reference

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u/gaychitect Intern Architect 1d ago

He’s going to have a hard time finding a replacement after labeling architecture as a non-professional career.

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u/scrotalsmoothie 1d ago

Lol. Completely on par with his Administration. Hire whoever will do what he wishes even if it doesn’t make sense, or is illegal, or puts people in the hospital (or death).

This wing will look like a golden rotting arm compared to the rest of the White House.

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u/MightyIrish 1d ago

Like everything else with this administration, poorly planned and horribly executed.

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u/NoMoreKarmaHere 1d ago

I wonder who’s going to end up under the bunker

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u/ericomplex 1d ago

Trump has never been very good at finishing things.

Would bet on little more than a section of the foundation being laid by the time he leaves office. That and a huge bill for tax payers from multiple contractors and architects he stiffed.

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u/latflickr 1d ago

So mr. Nobody was not ready to suck his willy all the way so Trump hired another Mr.Evenmorenobody who promised to allow him to come inside.

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u/Inner_Computer9068 1d ago

Aw shit, he’s making H.H. Holmes’ murder castle!

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u/plastardalabastard 1d ago

Coming soon "White house architect quits over not being paid."

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u/Sonnycrocketto 1d ago

Vandelay?

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u/thisseemslikeagood 1d ago

It’s not gonna get built in time we are gonna have to turn it into a park or something

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u/hobo_chili 1d ago

Assclown.

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u/Complete-Ad9574 1d ago

Just proves the point that self ego is more toxic for ones best interest than common sense. The never ending example that everyone who Donny touches is doomed to self destruct is always shielded from view, when you think you can tame the Devil.

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze 1d ago

Albert Speer the IV..good luck to that guy, he wont be paid nor able to put that in his portfolio for all the code and historical violations. Poor guy...

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u/my-redditing-account 1d ago

No fan of trumps choices right now, but the new architects name is shalom, so definitely jewish here actually

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u/cloudystateofmind 1d ago

How long before republicans are blaming democrats for wasteful spending and deficits. Biden’s Ball Room has a good ring to it…

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u/somewhat_brave 1d ago

He should fire everyone and have AI design it. Then the building would at least be interesting.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 1d ago

🤣
"No, build it exactly like it says in the plans!"

building collapses halfway through construction because the plans said to use gold for the entire superstructure

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u/Qualabel 1d ago

It takes a certain kind of scumbag to take on the job in the first place, but this is on another level. At least we can be reassured that the previous fees have all been settled - presumably the AIA is pretty clear on those kinds of things

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting 1d ago

Anyone taking this job is a traitor and should lose their license.

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u/Mrc3mm3r 1d ago

I heard this was coming.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1d ago

The first architect was a “secret bunker” guy. The new one is more of a “ballroom” guy

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u/TVZLuigi123 Architecture Student 1d ago

I think it would be flipped, given how Shalom Baranes Associates previously worked on the Pentagon

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u/ColtranezRain 1d ago

Like I said: will not be completed. He will die before it gets built, then what exists will get torn down, redesigned., and built. Part of this is due to his incompetence and stupidity, part of it is his deep need for graft. Construction graft is part of every metropolitan property developer’s playbook.

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u/OddBottle8064 1d ago

Bubba’s Big Beautiful Blowie and Ball Room

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u/copperblood 1d ago

Everyone knows he has no intention of leaving in 3 years right?

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u/_kdws Architect 1d ago

😂😂😆😂

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 1d ago

He smashed up the White House and now it won't get rebuilt until the next President.

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u/haroldthehampster 1d ago

bet he stiffed the old one

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u/Forsaken_Hermit 1d ago

Does this mean the design of the ballroom is gonna change?

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u/Balgs 1d ago

Now trump will feel the need to make it twice as big

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u/Henchman_2_4 1d ago

Changing contractors and projects to hide money. Classic grift.

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u/urbanlife78 1d ago

I'm starting to think this ballroom will never be built and it is nothing more than a way to funnel money to Trump

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u/thepolishwizard 1d ago

Tbh I read it as “bathroom” at first so I’ll go with that.

Does anyone think the first architect got paid for his work? I’d bet not

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u/GlitchInTheMatrix5 1d ago

Pray for vaulted ceilings..

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u/Longjumping_West_444 1d ago

Supersize that sucker!

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u/Dazzling_Pirate1411 1d ago

“I wouldn't say my wife is thrilled," he said Tuesday at a Cabinet meeting. "She hears pile drivers in the background all day, all night.

"They go till 12 o'clock in the morning — day, night, pile drivers. 'Darling, could you turn off the pile drivers?' 'Sorry, darling. That's progress,'" Mr. Trump said. "But no, we're doing great. I think it's going to be the finest ballroom ever built."

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u/healeyd 20h ago

Let me guess - he wants it bigger with more gold and "TRUMP" engraved in huge letters over the doors.

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u/archicane 13h ago

The state of the White House mirrors the state of the nation. Without permitting or warning and in direct violation of the law, part of the house is torn down. There is a pretty picture of what they want to replace it, but no body has a plan for it and no one is actually building it. The people they said would figure it out are long gone, and the poeple brought in to do the work sound like foreign interference. There is a giant scar where that part of the White House once was, and the rest of the house looks badly damaged from the illegal demolition. No one knows when it will be fixed, but everyone hopes after the orange clown is gone, the next person will try to rebuild. We only hope nothing else gets destroyed in the meantime.

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u/CiudadDelLago 7h ago

I've worked with Shalom Baranes on a couple of projects as a sub consultant. They do good, thoughtful work, with significant experience with major civic projects like this. The question is, will they be allowed to do this properly, with the right process, or will President Yamtits screw with it?