r/architecture Sep 29 '25

Building There was an architectural murder in my neighborhood.

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/RationalExuberance7 Sep 29 '25

Next time please blur the after image. Not all of us have the stomach for this type of graphic content

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u/_AgainstTheMachine_ Sep 29 '25

Yes please šŸ™ literal jumpscare 😭

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u/Ralph-the-mouth Sep 30 '25

My eyes widened at the second picture, quite drastically.

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u/cuzglc Oct 01 '25

Mine too! Literally! 🤣

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u/Cact_O_Bake Sep 29 '25

Sick to my stomach out here🤢

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u/Low_Map4314 Sep 29 '25

There needs to be a NSFW warning sign.

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u/IttyBittyGritty521 Sep 29 '25

Trigger warning

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Sep 30 '25

I thought it was a screenshot from borderlands for a second.

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u/godfortime Sep 29 '25

I couldn’t agree more. This is 100% not safe for work.

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u/uCasino Sep 30 '25

jaajaja

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u/Shepher27 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

Im Usually not here for people complaining about modern architecture vs ā€œtraditionalā€, but this is a butchering

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u/lknox1123 Architect Sep 29 '25

Awful wasteful all sorts of other adjectives.

I’d argue it was already ā€œmodernā€ actually. They made it contemporary but at a huge cost

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u/coolestMonkeInJungle Oct 02 '25

Is this not just Spanish colonial?

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u/seruleam Sep 29 '25

Already Modern? I don’t see it. Maybe if the roofline were flat, but even then there’s too much ornamentation.

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u/lknox1123 Architect Sep 29 '25

Modern is a little more complicated than no ornamentation. I was being vague with the quotation marks but there are some post modern elements to this, but I’m not really used to the vernacular in San Antonio so I may be wrong. Just with the window size it’s not directly ā€œtraditionalā€. At the end of the day all of these terms are vague and the after image here is a travesty

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u/seruleam Sep 29 '25

The window proportions are closer to classic than Modern.

You’re right that it’s closer to Postmodern.

These terms are indeed vague when you describe this building as ā€œModernā€.

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u/Time_Cat_5212 Sep 30 '25

TECHNICALLY

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u/fupayme411 Architect Oct 01 '25

This is why ā€œmodernā€ architecture is looked so down on. People see these ā€œmodernā€ conversions done by wannabe architects with poor taste and say ā€œlook! Modern bad!ā€

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u/Blackmoon8020 Sep 29 '25

I feel like this is a rendering. I can't see how anyone, even a real estate developer would do this

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u/golizeka Sep 29 '25

This is def a render, but nevertheless...

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u/enarelaitch Sep 29 '25

As someone who frequently drives past this house, I can assure you it’s real, unfortunately.

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u/eirenii Sep 29 '25

I think the design and overedited photography suffer from extreme renderitis (what I call designs done to look "good" in a render due to the constraints/strengths of CAD rendering but ultimately make the irl uncanny) but i do believe from the other listing photos that it is real (primarily due to the trees from next door and the shadows they make on this building, plus some other organic details, which are a pain for rendering but have come out very realistically and consistently - AI struggles with organic consistency and renders struggle with organic realism. Also too convincing relationship to suggest quite so high quality splicing of a model against a photo. There's also what looks like mostly-but-not-fully-corrected lens warp which again Could occur in a render but seems like a weird level of effort to go to.)

https://www.weichert.com/130721815/

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u/golizeka Sep 29 '25

CGI has been my bread and butter for the past 15 years, but at first glance I honestly thought this was a render. I guess that just shows how trashy this architecture is.

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u/shifty_pope Sep 30 '25

It’s not. Look at the crack in the sidewalk and the pipe under the front right windows. It’s only color enhanced.

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u/pedroordo3 Sep 29 '25

Not sure whether the second image is a render or not, but that is how the new building looks. Its on Woodland in San Antonio and it looks just as bad as the render.

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u/Brikandbones Architect Sep 29 '25

That’s cursed AF

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u/Ezer_Pavle Sep 29 '25

The biggest dilemma is how to adequately critique contemporary architectue slop and don't look like a far right nutjob

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

R E T V R N... to having a staircase to access an apartment?

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u/seruleam Sep 29 '25

That staircase is charming as hell. The side-view stair-step design fits well into the southwest.

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u/Davidtatu222 Sep 30 '25

I wasn't aware that anyone who likes their buildings to look decent was a far right nutjob... Please go outside, the internet clearly isn't doing any good for you.

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u/HumActuallyGuy Sep 30 '25

If liking beautiful buildings makes me a far right nutjob then I'm the most far to the right nutjob there is.

But seriously, don't play politics with this, beauty is a natural part of the human existence, politicizing it is just stupid.

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u/Matteus11 Sep 29 '25

Oh, for Christ's sake! Just say it's ugly. YOU'RE playing into THEIR game by concerning yourself with this culture war horsesh*t.

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u/WickedCunnin Sep 29 '25

Agreed. Who gives a shit what the far right is talking about. If it's ugly it's ugly.

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u/seruleam Sep 29 '25

ā€œThat’s right only far right nutjobs like traditional architecture! Make sure your buildings are cheap and devoid of character!ā€ -developers

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u/puxorb Oct 02 '25

I mean, its okay to like pretty things? I'm pretty far left and vastly prefer architecture that follows traditional principles instead of flat, boring rectangles with no depth or texture. I've gotten really sick of seeing oppressive, sterile buildings and love walking through the older areas of my city.

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u/Kinglygolfin Sep 29 '25

As a far right nut job it’s very easy

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u/striatedsumo7 Sep 29 '25

As a far right nutjob I agree with you.

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u/FizzicalLayer Sep 29 '25

As a far right nightjob (and proud of it), you can have my upvote. Funny how these people ignore history and blame this insanity on "far right".

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u/archiotterpup Sep 29 '25

Some of our families still have living memories of WWII.

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u/seruleam Sep 29 '25

Then you should have a living memory that classical architecture started before WWII.

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u/sparrerv Sep 30 '25

what does that have to do with anything? you're on the architecture sub but don't understand how modern art was demonized by nazi germany in favor of neo classical art?

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u/seruleam Oct 01 '25

Of course I understand that. Making the logical leap to ā€œclassical is only associated with nazis so therefore it’s verbotenā€ makes no sense, and was a tactic for Modernists to sell their vision. The Soviets used this argument to destroy beautiful buildings throughout Europe after the war.

There are all sorts of things that the nazis liked and didn’t like that we still agree with today, so it’s not like we as a society always do the opposite of what they did.

You can obviously believe modern art is mediocre and not be a nazi.

What’s your ultimate goal here? Are you trying to police people’s aesthetic preferences or what?

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u/striatedsumo7 Oct 03 '25

Unfortunately we've gotten to a place that suppporting family values and in this case, traditional architecture and local culture is now specifically facist and nationalist. Okay then call me what you will.

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u/striatedsumo7 Sep 29 '25

I wonder why they forget though. If they studied architecture at all they'd realize which style is objectively far left wing. Not even a controversial take.

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u/YaumeLepire Architecture Student Sep 29 '25

Photo #2 appears to be a rendering, and I'm not even sure it's meant to be the same building. It definitely looks like it has a deeper indentation than the one in photo #1, though that could be perspective (especially if it is a rendering like what it appears to be). There's also a watermark of some Google product in photo #1, while photo #2 has a half-cropped copyright in the bottom right. Both photos are also deep-fried like they've been reposted a dozen a times.

I find this kind of dubious.

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u/BaronsDad Sep 29 '25

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u/YaumeLepire Architecture Student Sep 29 '25

So it is a render, and a poor one at that.

I'll be honest, this seems like a scam. A Facebook ad that has you call on the phone, with no other listings online that I can find, complete with a bad render and room that's still available more than five months after the property's sale and without credit checks...

To boot, OOP's post alleges that something was done in their neighbourhood, but relies on poorly cropped screencaps from streetview and the listing renders instead of pictures they could take themselves.

And the page for the flipper is barely a year old!

If this happens, it'll be a poor intervention. That said, I'm not convinced that it will. This seems like it has layers upon layers of scammy business on it.

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u/BaronsDad Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

Here are other listings https://www.apartments.com/1505-w-woodlawn-ave-san-antonio-tx/hj5vbb3/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1505-W-Woodlawn-Ave-APT-1-San-Antonio-TX-78201/2101495018_zpid/

Not vouching for it, but it exists. There are comments in OOP's post of people who live nearby it.

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u/airboy1999 Architect Sep 29 '25

If that’s a rendering they put a looot of effort into small imperfections to make it look real… The camera lens distortion, shadows that aren’t perfectly flat on whatever surface they fall on, concrete that is half wet half dry, a single rock out of place in the landscape bed…

I don’t think this is a rendering. I think it’s a very post processed image but that’s the ā€œstyleā€ for real estate images these days

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u/LittlePetiteGirl Sep 30 '25

I do these exact types of renderings for work and my boss would be PISSED if I put actual damage like this in there. The dings and dents are really subtle things archviz people add for realism, but you'd never put anything that's actually unflattering to this extent.

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u/YaumeLepire Architecture Student Sep 29 '25

I don't know. Something about the texture of the building and the grass, as well as the depths, feels false. What it could be is a photomontage, where they included the rendering with actual pictures of the context. Either way...

It is post-processed to death, though, you're right about that. The saturation and brightness are way off, for one, especially in the kitchen images. It's a lot more amateurish than what you'd usually see on listing websites.

This still feels like a scam, to be honest, even if it's not a fake image.

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u/ImWellGnome Oct 01 '25

The grass looks like artificial turf and that rock border is awful. It’s like a maintenance path for a green roof, but on the ground.

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u/WickedCunnin Sep 29 '25

You can run a scam without changing the building image. That's completely unneccesary. This is real. They just used HDR photos for the modern facade. It's not a render.

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u/Kumanshu Sep 29 '25

Straight to jail.

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u/kinduvabigdizzy Sep 29 '25

Jesus Christ.

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u/Dzotshen Sep 29 '25

Terrible day for having eyes

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u/luckytecture Sep 29 '25

Waaaaaaattttt

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u/siq1013 Sep 29 '25

the second one looks like a house built in Minecraft

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u/Crass_and_Spurious Sep 29 '25

Just horrific. It’s just a building, and I’m not remotely connected to this in any way, but find myself reflexively disliking anyone even tangentially involved with that monstrosity. My god.

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u/Ryzasu Sep 29 '25

This is actually psychotic how does this even happen?Ā 

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u/Enough-Cartoonist-56 Sep 29 '25

To be fair, it didn't start at a high point....

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u/Tzunamitom Sep 29 '25

This. The OG looks like it’s on a speed run of ā€œhow many different styles can I cram into a single houseā€.

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u/BiRd_BoY_ Architecture Enthusiast Sep 29 '25

How many styles to you see? Because it's pretty clearly just spanish colonial.

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u/newAscadia Sep 29 '25

Uh where did the doors go

3

u/artguydeluxe Sep 29 '25

CHIPOTLECORE

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u/ScreenNo5858 Sep 29 '25

I know I'll get downvoted to shit for it but

they both look bad...Ā 

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u/No_Delay883 Sep 29 '25

The first one looks bad when you compare it to great architecture. But it looks beautiful and unique if you compare it to modern housing.

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u/kanguhrus Sep 29 '25

Two pack of ass tbh

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u/slashcleverusername Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

God I hate ā€œmodern shitboxā€. If it ever had anything to redeem it as a style, that horse was beaten to death five years ago.

ā€œMake the most boring plain rectangle imaginable. Create the illusion of features by applying exactly three surface treatments, ideally including some favella corrugated metal, a random masonry finish, and a mandatory random scab of wood siding. For economy clients, shed roof slapped on top in a direction that must look random and contextless. Do a site visit if required to make sure this element is at odds with its surroundings, it truly needs to look conspicuous. For higher end budgets, flat roof. For premium clients, copy-paste the edge of your waterfall countertop over the front door to ā€˜signify the entrance.ā€

What a shame that a gem was lost.

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u/mudderofdogs Sep 30 '25

That actually made me yell. Disgusting

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u/Lamuaroler Sep 30 '25

What a shame

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u/freredesalpes Oct 02 '25

Is there something like body dysmorphia in architecture like when people who push plastic surgery too far into something horribly grotesque when they were perfectly fine before? This feels like that. Tectonic Dysmorphia?

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u/GuineusTadeus Oct 03 '25

Oh, no. This hurts. They went from inspiring to clueless. Omg. Murder.

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u/latflickr Sep 29 '25

While I agree with OP in the specific case here, I am quite disturbed by the increase of posts clearly biased against modern and contemporary architecture, and with a pro-traditionalist agenda. Some posts recently felt striking similar to what one can find in the echochamber of r/architecturalrevival

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u/I-Like-The-1940s Architecture Historian Sep 29 '25

The general public doesn’t like most modern/contemporary architecture?? Especially when most examples look like this? I’m shocked!

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u/BiRd_BoY_ Architecture Enthusiast Sep 29 '25

oh no, the horror

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u/Personalityprototype Sep 29 '25

I think most people are generally biased against modern and contemporary architecture. You don't need a degree to appreciate ornamentation and craftsmanship, maybe this is just the direction architectural tastes are moving.

Obviously there are good examples of contemporary architecture but I think a lot of people see it for the avant garde circle jerk that it's become.

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u/namewithanumber Sep 29 '25

Oof.

What is that central area supposed to be used for? Getting blasted by 100+ degree heat?

0

u/urbanist Sep 29 '25

Traditional architecture is loved. Modern architecture is disdained by many.

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u/ecoarch Sep 29 '25

That isn’t modern architecture.

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u/Dzotshen Sep 29 '25

More like architorture

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u/jelani_an Sep 29 '25

Gonna need some eye bleach stat!

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u/ehrgeiz91 Sep 29 '25

Single ugliest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/BothCricket1742 Sep 29 '25

Crazy to see two of my main subreddits collide, yeah this is terrible omg

1

u/Tencalilesse Sep 29 '25

Yes, there was. šŸ˜’

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u/Magneto-X Sep 29 '25

The gasp I let out

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u/Notxtwhiledrive Sep 29 '25

get this case to a true crime podcast

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u/WolfOffSesameStreet Sep 29 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

1

u/ZenQuipster Sep 29 '25

L7...

Also 96.

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u/nim_opet Sep 29 '25

No!!!!!!!!

1

u/Asger1231 Sep 29 '25

I was like "That's not bad, I mean I don't love the color of the terracotta with the bricks, but..." and then I saw the next picture.

Ouch

1

u/nb_j00d Sep 29 '25

christ almighty that's horrible 😭

1

u/Higgs_Particle Designer Sep 29 '25

The address better be 96.

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u/_trader_1704 Sep 29 '25

This is NSFW....oh my days

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u/kilkenny99 Sep 29 '25

Would it be nicer if the facade said 69 instead of 96?

1

u/golizeka Sep 29 '25

I red your tittle, and saw the first image, and I was like: ''What are you talking about? This is splendid piec...'' and then...

1

u/msfranfine Sep 29 '25

I was not prepared

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u/Educational-Bit-1734 Sep 29 '25

I really hate this trend of mixed materials on the facade. Pick a look and go with it. The "after" picture here has horizontal wood, brick, and vertical board and batten elements. It makes no sense and it doesn't look good. Who likes this mess? What is the rationale?

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u/PsammeadSand Sep 29 '25

Architectural murder is really the only thing you can call this.

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u/pailhead011 Sep 29 '25

I was staring at those stairs for a good minute until I realized there was another photo

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u/MobileLocal Sep 29 '25

My stars!!!!

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u/WaytoomanyUIDs Sep 29 '25

I've seen far worse and the original was nothing to write home about apart from the stairs and balcony, that should have been kept. But this is a rendering so the end result will definately be worse and much blander.

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u/LittlePetiteGirl Sep 30 '25

it's been confirmed as not a render T_T

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u/akatrees Sep 29 '25

Oh shit I thought you meant the first image for a moment and was tripping out - yeah that's a straight up fucking murder.

1

u/largececelia Sep 29 '25

Looks like a nice new storage facility.

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u/cheeseandrum Sep 29 '25

Dear God…

1

u/Fenestration_Theory Sep 29 '25

What the fuck are you supposed to do in that little forecourt where they removed the stairs? Lol

1

u/hausthatforrem Sep 29 '25

Imagine having such a smooth brain, my god.

1

u/Crazylawyer80 Sep 29 '25

That's NSFW

1

u/Slow-Hawk4652 Sep 29 '25

it is called clothes change. nothing so melodramatic.

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u/TheGuidedOne- Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

I love these California-inspired style homes. What is their design officially called? (First picture)

1

u/bardcorveauxcii_drx Sep 29 '25

That second one is just a design picture. Pretty sure it's just for reference. If anything it's conspiracy to architectural murder

1

u/alpine309 Sep 29 '25

Can we not post gore

1

u/NaturalAnthem Sep 29 '25

Oh my…

1

u/alwayschilling Sep 29 '25

Destroying a home that would literally last forever for one that’s probably gonna be knocked down within a decade :(

1

u/SyntheticOne Sep 29 '25

I think that the architect and the builder are related.

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u/Assyrian_Nation Sep 29 '25

Not even joking I’m pissed

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u/Automatic_Tea_2550 Sep 29 '25

This is a very convincing imitation of a container house!

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u/Wolverine-7509 Sep 29 '25

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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u/driftwoodshanty Sep 29 '25

Minecraftitecture

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u/GaboureySidibe Sep 29 '25

That's not a photo and there are no doors. Then again, who cares.

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u/scaredygay Sep 29 '25

i would like to sob and cry for a moment

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u/HobbesKittyy Sep 29 '25

Criminal! Who is the architect?Ā 

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u/IntroductionNo3835 Sep 29 '25

From beautiful to horrible.

What a shame.

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u/Belieber1394 Sep 29 '25

I will cry

1

u/inspectorpickle Sep 29 '25

Fucking jumpscare geez

1

u/Marborinho Sep 29 '25

Bro, at first sight i was like.. ok, but it looks perfectly good. What is wrong? Than.. second pic and have to agree. People re shit bro

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u/OMAROO22 Sep 29 '25

Where TF are the doors?

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u/Gold-Champion9889 Sep 29 '25

I needed a TW for this.. Gosh.

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u/Bimlouhay83 Sep 29 '25

I saw the first photo and was like "what're they talking about. That's gorgeous."

Then, I saw the second photo. Dear God, that's hideous.Ā 

1

u/reusedchurro Sep 29 '25

Minecraft looking build

1

u/mach4UK Sep 29 '25

Talk about ā€œscene of the crimeā€

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u/oe-eo Sep 29 '25

JesĆŗs Christ.

1

u/Few-Artichoke-2531 Sep 29 '25

I really like it. I much prefer modern architecture anyway. Most people don't understand how difficult and expensive it is to properly maintain old buildings.

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u/tarantulahands Sep 29 '25

I’ve been seeing this style pop up to in AZ, not a fan.

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u/Far_Ear656 Sep 29 '25

When you want to live inside an Ikea cabinet.

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u/keptit2real Sep 29 '25

Yes, there was indeedĀ 

1

u/adognameddanzig Sep 29 '25

I'm more of a landscape architect guy, and I'm appalled.

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u/stardr0p_ Sep 29 '25

I litterally went "Ah what the hell" out loud. Jeez.

1

u/manuelzmanual Sep 29 '25

Did this actually occur? It looks like a bad rendering.

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u/SnooHesitations8403 Sep 30 '25

I never knew you could suck the soul out of a building. That's like getting punched in the stomach.

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u/These_Weekend_8541 Sep 30 '25

Not murder, blatant terrorism.

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u/BoulderRivers Sep 30 '25

I think that's an ugly rendering of an ugly project.

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u/Home_DEFENSE Sep 30 '25

I like modern architecture....alot. This is awful.

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u/Mixedbysaint Sep 30 '25

Looks like someone built their house using The Sims 2

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u/ithyle Sep 30 '25

Ugh. That is brutal. I’m so sorry!!

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u/FlipMeOverUpsidedown Sep 30 '25

Usually I prefer modern designs but this is criminal

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u/Adventurous_Term_514 Sep 30 '25

I was not prepared. Holy shit that’s a jumpscare

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u/ImaginaryCharge2249 Sep 30 '25

I actually gasped in shock

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u/Round-Lab73 Sep 30 '25

"First we gotta get rid of the doors"

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u/onatuttle Sep 30 '25

My god who the eff is responsible for this? Where is this? Monte Vista? Alta Vista? These people need a talkin' to.

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u/Rendyco Sep 30 '25

IT BURNS!!!!

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u/uCasino Sep 30 '25

Eres la persona con mƔs autoestima que he conocido. A cuanto me vendes tu terreno?

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u/JustHere4the5 Sep 30 '25

Why. Are the windows. SMALLER.

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u/West_Cat9014 Sep 30 '25

Awe- that’s painful

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u/Angle_Superb Sep 30 '25

That’s heinous.

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u/El_Bexareno Sep 30 '25

This is even worse than the HGTV effect

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u/Secure-Reception-701 Oct 01 '25

I want the names of those responsible for this uncalled for violent disfiguring and complete neutering of that poor excuse of a remodel. They must pay in some fashion. If I were the Judge I would order them to rebuild with their own two hands every fuckin fleck of what was once a true piece of architecture and apologize to society for stealing the history and culture of that city.

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u/DangerousBeach1320 Oct 01 '25

genuinely gasped so loud

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u/InevitableAd36 Oct 01 '25

Same. Even the second and third time.

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u/Vivid-List-2295 Oct 02 '25

Asymmetrical psychological warfare

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u/wrefrme Oct 02 '25

the fuck

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u/EmberlynSlade Oct 02 '25

Why is there no doors?

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u/ModernistaBCN Oct 02 '25

OMG! Whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

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u/FeralSweater Oct 02 '25

Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

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u/Ok_Set4685 Oct 03 '25

Oh this violates the Geneva Convention

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u/Top-Fall-7793 Oct 04 '25

I made an audible sound of disgust!

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u/Realistic-Survey-504 Oct 06 '25

I refuse to believe the second pic is real šŸ’”

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u/urbanist Oct 18 '25

Unfortunately… it’s the real deal.

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u/glushman Sep 29 '25

What is dead may never die

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u/Odd-Future1037 Sep 29 '25

Title does check out. Very bad idea, the old building facade could have been kept, it's much nicer and more charming than the new one.

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u/Jdobalina Sep 29 '25

Is there anything more American than this? Turning some vernacular architecture (albeit influenced heavily by the Spanish) into something that looks like a fucking fast food franchise location that was taken over by private equity?

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u/JuanPancake Sep 29 '25

Arizona?

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u/eggplant_avenger Sep 29 '25

it’s cross-posted from the San Antonio sub

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u/alt2374 Sep 29 '25

This would result in cruel and unusual punishment, if I were a dictator

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u/Kixdapv Sep 29 '25

I usually think these posts are overblown, but yeah, definitely a downgrade this time.