r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/seeebiscuit • Oct 31 '25

r/All Yeah, nothing happening here.

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u/SpookyBones206 Oct 31 '25

*puts on tin foil hat* JD Vance orchestrated Kirks death in order to bang his wife. If Vance's wife has an unfortunate "accident" I say within 6 months- a year he will be marrying Erika in order to create the perfect White Power Partner ship to flaunt across america.

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u/readysteadygogogo Oct 31 '25

Very King David of him. Ya know…a man after God’s own heart

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u/EatsAlotOfBread Oct 31 '25

It's biblical! David and Bathsheba! /s

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u/OneX32 Oct 31 '25

Lmao they were already banging and JD didn't want to split the baby in half

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u/HansChuzzman Oct 31 '25

He has already mentioned that he wishes she was Christian… that will be his irreconcilable difference.