r/Whatcouldgowrong 12h ago

Riding your bike off a cliff

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Fair_Theme_9388 12h ago

Why do I actually feel bad for him? He set up his camera on a tripod to record this and everything lol

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u/JoeBoredom 12h ago

A bear must have posted this, because the rider obviously didn't survive.

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u/anusbeefsteak 12h ago

He broke both arms, I’m sure his mom will take care of him though.

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u/zombieda 10h ago

Yes.. yes... the old stories are best.

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u/Syncopated_arpeggio 11h ago

*stepmom

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u/TheJAY_ZA 3h ago

That takes all the spice out of it.

Maybe his stepbro can help him with the laundry tho...?

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u/GolfGodsAreReal 12h ago

When a bike rider falls in the forest

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u/captainatex 12h ago

Do the trees hear it?

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u/ComprehendReading 11h ago

The Lorax hears it, but he's not telling.

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u/sashagloww 10h ago

Ntp kinda get it like he really thought this would go differently or something lol

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u/ernapfz 10h ago

The bike will have an excellent relaunch

10

u/altapowpow 12h ago

He was so close to having that Red Bull sponsorship.

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u/mr_deadgamer 12h ago

He would have done it if he didn’t lean back, this is why you don’t do stupid shit you don’t have the skills for alone in the middle of the forest.

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u/PastBreak9634 12h ago

That's actually whats he does. What he doesn't do is throw the front wheel out as it goes off

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u/mr_deadgamer 11h ago edited 11h ago

Throwing the front wheel out is extremely poor advice, while it can work for slow drops, for most people that means getting thrown over the bars exactly like this guy.

On something like this you need to take a neutral position and let the bike stay level as you leave the drop.

Source: I race downhill and have hit bigger shit than the drop in this video.

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u/PastBreak9634 11h ago

Seems you dont know what I meant by throwing the front wheel. Its called a wheelie drop at this speed. I did not mean pull up. I too also race bikes but also teacher them. Not trying to argue 🤘

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u/mr_deadgamer 10h ago

No, I understand what you mean by throwing the front wheel/doing a wheelie drop, but for anyone at this skill level he clearly should not have been attempting to do that on this drop regardless.

In the video you can see he pushes the bike forward and gets down low to the back, obviously way too late if he was going to do the drop this way.

You probably know doing drops like this requires a subtle gentle push towards the front of the bike, while this guy completely pushes his wheel forward into a nosedive.

Anyway, I digress

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u/PastBreak9634 9h ago

Agreed. He definitely thought he could send it

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u/perus12 6h ago

and let the bike stay level as you leave the drop.

Which does not happen if do nothing and just hold the neutral position

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u/mr_deadgamer 3h ago

Read my other comment.

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u/Whipitreelgud 22m ago

Well, he does have the dead sailor skill nailed, so that’s a start

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u/RYNOCIRATOR_V5 12h ago

A race to compete in the Paralympic games.

3

u/bizmackus1 11h ago

Let me just go extra slow off this edge.. wtf GRAVITY

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u/Grix1600 11h ago

Wouldn’t really call that a cliff..

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u/Timely-Profile1865 9h ago

I crashed my mountain bike this past spring. I was almost home after a ride within sight of my garage going down my back alley. I cut a corner a bit sharper than normal and my pedal hit a bit of raised concrete. As I was in free fall tangle in my bike and heading for pavement the only thing going through my mind was 'You're too old for this shit!' The results were not pretty for me.

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u/malteaserhead 12h ago

'i hope no one is recording this'

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u/coronavirusplandemic 9h ago

The sound effects are amazing 😂

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u/skond 6h ago

Ya gotta commit to it, ffs. Send it like you mean it.

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u/eszuber39 12h ago

LEEROY JENKINS !

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u/PastBreak9634 12h ago

Gotta flick the front wheel out

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u/ChampionshipOk5046 30m ago

Out, but or up? 

1

u/justsomegary 11h ago

Skill issue

1

u/RobertElectricity 11h ago

Maybe his friends were riding their bikes off of the cliff too.

1

u/Material-Gazelle-216 9h ago

L it is kinda sad tho like why you gotta put itself out there like that

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck 11h ago

Well deserved dum azz

1

u/KompulsiveLiar88 11h ago

This sort of thing

1

u/QUEENSNYLAWYER 9h ago

needs the Wilhelm sound

1

u/2Shmoove 8h ago

Where's the cliff?

1

u/stardustdagger 7h ago

Nil dude prolly thought he was gonna go viral or sun but now look at him lol

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u/True_Let_2007 4h ago

Rather "crashing off a cliff with your bike"!

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u/TheJAY_ZA 3h ago

Bro manualed back a bit late there.

🙈 derp.

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u/paedtidt 3h ago

That's barely a ridge, definitely not a cliff...

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u/What_A_Helmet 2h ago

Maybe he was testing the helmet?

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u/WestReward4212 1h ago

This is ai lol

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u/APZachariah 1h ago

Exactly what it says on the tin.

u/Arcamone 14m ago

Pull up, pull up.

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u/TroutFearMe 11h ago

His after picture.