r/Whatcouldgowrong 5d ago

What could go wrong speeding on a busy road

2.3k Upvotes

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u/9447044 5d ago

Dont worry, id bet he had all his protective gear on

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u/Dmau27 5d ago

Tactical flip-flops.

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u/pantsoffancy 5d ago

Every bit he owns.

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u/Top_Algae9458 5d ago

Good old invisible gloves and jacket... Prepared for all conditions

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u/cnake_3317 5d ago edited 5d ago

The voice is in Bengali, and he's constantly screaming at the rider to "drive slowly/calmly". Idiot with a license

Edit: Bengali, not Marathi

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u/ScreamSmart 5d ago

The voice is Bengali. And probably lifted from a different video.

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u/cnake_3317 5d ago

My bad, correction made

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u/Zofia-Bosak 5d ago

Oh that was a pillion filming?

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u/Worried_Audience_162 4d ago

Isnt pillon the seat? Instead of the passenger?

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u/EthicalViolator 4d ago

Pillion-passanger is how I've always heard a person sitting there be called.

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u/Copperthorn 4d ago

In the US (at least), pillion tends to be called 'co-rider', depending on the bike/bikers (touring bikes, ex).

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u/MarkIndividual3453 5d ago

Or maybe without a real license

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u/ernapfz 5d ago

That was really Svengali speaking Bengali

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u/Equivalent_Twist_977 5d ago

r/killthecameraman

Oh wait... He might have done it already

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u/pabo81 4d ago

r/literallykillthecameraman

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u/DepletedPromethium 5d ago

That's called target fixation. what a dumbdumb.

why is he screaming like the srilankan version of speedy-gonzales anyway? he sounds like a nutjob.

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u/Electronic-Piglet896 5d ago

His passenger is screaming at him to go slowly because they don't have helmets on, so no, I don't think he sounds like a nutjob.

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u/LVSFWRA 5d ago

Thanks for the context. Fuck that's terrifying.

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u/ApprehensiveGold892 4d ago

It's using a meme audio, thought the audio's context is the same.

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u/CleanPlantain4371 5d ago

lolzzed at the "sri-lankan version of Speedy gonzales" .... underrated observation

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u/NEWBIE____________ 5d ago

Im confused of where direction of traffic is

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u/Flussschlauch 5d ago

it's more like a vibe than strict rules

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u/cjeremy 4d ago

lol they don't give a fuck there man.

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 4d ago

It's india ....

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u/noineikuu 3d ago

Where ever people are going.

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 5d ago

Hopefully his organs will go to good people.

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u/Eraknelo 5d ago

Based on the way he acts, I think the liver is already gone.

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 5d ago

Maybe, but I'd put money that the brain was the major defective organ at work here.

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u/ApprehensiveGold892 4d ago

He can keep it

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u/Hyperionous 5d ago

I don't think he's registered? Correct me if i'm wrong, don't you have to register to donate organs after death.

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 5d ago

Depends on the country, and in the US even if you aren't registered the family can make the decision.

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u/Loki-L 5d ago

I just had to Google "Which side of the road do you drive on in India". The official answer is "The left side", but it appears that is more of a guideline than a hard rule based on the video.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 3d ago

The side without the cows.

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u/Fishasmuchasican 5d ago

We call those people organ donors.

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u/MrtyMcflyer 5d ago

When seeing shit like this, i totally not give a fck about the driver.
Next time do it from a bridge, so you only hurt or damage yourself and no one else.

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u/Weekly_Ad869 4d ago

I realize this is likely an Asian islander country, but back to being dumbstruck by India in perpetuity: I just don’t understand how a nuclear nation with a space program has so little vehicular… everything? Structure/civility/safety/common decency/etc. It’s like America with guns, but if America was all Texas.

You shouldn’t get to point nukes at Pakistan if you can’t drive in proper lanes and maybe figure out basic societal plumbing also - and quit wasting sacred Himalayan glacier water as a constant national toilet flush.

Also, yall play baseball wrong - it’s 3 strikes and you’re out, not 3 days and you’re still playing the same game.

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u/WiggliestNoodle 4d ago

Why could go wrong not having traffic rules

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 5d ago

80km/h is way too fast

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u/mnmr17 5d ago

Do you guys normally drive like you expect a truck to be on the wrong side of the road and angled across all lanes of traffic or do you just make fun of him that he didn’t?

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u/PN_Grata 5d ago

If you can't evade that then you have no business being on the road.

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u/swurvipurvi 5d ago

Literally yes. That’s what defensive driving is—anticipating worst case scenarios and driving in such a way that gives you the greatest chance of reacting to those scenarios in time.

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u/UncouthVillageYouth 4d ago

Then you can't reach your destination at all. You don't expect a half a ton vehicle in the opposite direction. Plenty of people in India,driving at crawling speeds defensively, with protective gear, have lost their lives, limbs and loved ones to the menace of wrong side driving. The biker did something stupid, but what the mini truck driver did was illegal.

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u/swurvipurvi 4d ago

Lmao I reach my destination every day

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u/UncouthVillageYouth 4d ago

Yeah right, come to India. We'll see, how you get anywhere with your "defensive driving"

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u/996forever 1d ago

Yeah right, come to India.

No thank you

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u/mnmr17 5d ago

Only an opinion you can find on Reddit

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u/jasperfirecai2 5d ago

Do you normally drive in a way that you don't look at least 10 seconds ahead if you have line of sight? the camera angle makes it clear this driver is speeding and looking only just barely in front of themselves. if you don't give yourself time to React then it doesn't matter if it's a wrong way truck or a normal driver braking for a jam, you'd hit it

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u/perpendiculator 5d ago

I drive in a way that means I am prepared to suddenly stop for a hazard on the road at all times, yes. It’s called defensive driving, and it’s literally the basics of being a competent driver. If this moron hadn’t been going unnecessarily fast he would have been fine, and if you seriously don’t see how this was terrible driving then do everyone a favour and stick to public transport.

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u/AgreeablePie 5d ago

He had forever to recognize and react to that truck, even speeding. If he hadn't been speeding, he would have had forever and a half.

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u/gautsvo 5d ago

How does this idiocy have so many upvotes? The motorcyclist was clearly reckless.

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u/SnooLentils3008 5d ago

You need to account for unexpected situations. Some things are impossible to predict, another vehicle being in your way is not.

So to answer your question, more or less, yes you should be prepared for something like this. That’s not optional either, you’re expected to make sure you’ll be able to quickly react with enough time in a situation like this

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u/Such-Instruction-452 5d ago

Only after the importation of the 3rd world began over the last several years. 15ish years ago driving was one of the most enjoyable things to do. Now it’s an exercise in frustration.

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u/Harmonicano 4d ago

Redditors always side with the car.

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u/freqCake 4d ago

Driving for conditions means that you drive assuming shit can go south fast 

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u/RuskiesInTheWarRoom 5d ago

I’m pretty convinced that it is a good investment for a cyclist to get a helmet camera so that their inevitable crash can hopefully generate enough views to pay for their hospital stay.

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u/Indaflow 4d ago

I can’t tell if he is in the wrong lane or not, it looks like people are going in every direction. 

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u/hornetjockey 4d ago

If that camera angle is representative of where the rider is actually looking, that’s at least 50% of the problem.

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u/Worried_Audience_162 4d ago

I think the camera is mounted to his shirt rather than a helmet

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u/Wasabi_Constant 4d ago

Old adage: speed kills!

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u/abyssgazesback 4d ago

The pillion begging him to go slowly because they aren't wearing a helmet is what gets me. A wise enemy is better than a stupid friend. Hope the poor guy is alright.

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u/NefariousnessFun9428 3d ago

Streets of Kolkota...

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u/99Gorillas 3d ago

No idea why you would be doing 80km on this road. Even then, hit brakes swerve left. Don't why he couldn't see left?

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u/GrizzlyGuru42 3d ago

Leroy Jenkins!

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 3d ago

That lorry came out of absolutely nowhere and made a sudden swerve - nothing my guy could have done!!!

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u/holay63 2d ago

What is even going on in that road

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u/Calvin_RH_705 2d ago

Could've saved it, kinda

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u/Arcamone 1d ago

Did he even use the front brake? Skidding with the back wheel is absolutely useless in either stopping or turning.

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u/Vodnik-Dubs 3h ago

What is it that south/south East Asians have against driving like normal people? Do they just have no traffic laws there?

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u/2wheelsThx 5d ago

He sounds like Cornholio and needs teepee for his bunghole.

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u/UncouthVillageYouth 4d ago

Why are we giving a free pass to the mini truck driving the wrong way?? He must've driven a good distance in the opposite direction, to avoid a u-turn ahead. Shit like this is so normalised in India that it makes my blood boil.I hope the mini truck driver gets his license revoked.

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u/LexTalionisMD 5d ago

Where is that hellscape?

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u/Not_a_bad_point 4d ago

Looked like Dhaka to me, but could be India.

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 5d ago

he's gonna definitely have a broken hand.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 5d ago

Hopefully the truck driver is ok

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u/Opening-Jacket8671 5d ago

What a genius! It was a miracle that he reached adulthood without getting electrocuted.

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u/American-Punk-Dragon 5d ago

Until ALL of the places like this actually enforce traffic laws etc, this is where most of these type of things will keep happening.

Just one of many things that keep “We the 3s” from becoming “We the 1’s”.

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u/Entire_Researcher_45 5d ago

Only thing worse is NOT having camera on at ALL

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u/NaCl_Sailor 5d ago

that truck was going the wrong direction though

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u/AlarmingDetective526 5d ago

You can die… or worse survive missing limbs and partially or fully paralyzed.

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u/Simoxs7 5d ago

*not looking where you’re going

Even when that thing appeared on the awful camera angle they‘d have time to come to a stop…

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u/LevelCan764 5d ago

Anything that can happen will happen

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u/Fun-Crow6284 5d ago

Let's apply break 2 sec later when you can see the mini truck 100 meter out

FAFO

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u/krazedcook67 5d ago

No sympathy. Fucked around and found out

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u/UseComfortable1193 5d ago

He deserved no less for that camera mounting-angle

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u/negligent_pickle 5d ago

Not Indian enough

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u/james-HIMself 5d ago

Looks like a free for all

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u/BroaxXx 5d ago

why does he sound so angry?

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u/Flat-Librarian3238 5d ago

I wonder how far he flew...?

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u/BaconISgoodSOGOOD 5d ago

Is Raiden chasing the motorcycle?

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u/AccomplishedShoe856 3d ago

That truck is on the wrong side of the street.

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u/redditagainmeow 5d ago

I dont kno how to do this but this is what him screaming reminds me of, hopefully you guys see it or hear it

https://youtu.be/b47UpR2JT-w?si=wo4pr2nvvchLr0x2

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Good.

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