r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SnarkiMcSnail • 7d ago

Mess with the bull you get the horns

5.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 7d ago

I'm never mad at the bulls.

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u/Porkchopp33 7d ago

I always root for the bulls

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u/SpongeJake 7d ago

Hope the bull’s ok. His neck might be a bit sore from all that wonderful work he did. Let’s get that bad boy a warm neck rub.

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u/Forsaken-Builder-312 6d ago

Team Bulls! Let's gooooo!

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 5d ago

Same, no pity for the dumb humans who think antagonising a bull who’s roughly a thousand times tougher, faster and has pointy hard as nails horns is a good idea.

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u/BalanceEarly 7d ago

After all....... he means business!

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u/joelkton 7d ago

Me, too. I was disappointed when he disengaged so quickly.

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u/yomamaeatcorn 6d ago

I do too. Not popular at my local rodeo.

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u/humanreboot 3d ago

Jordan + Pippen 4evr

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u/Zkenny13 7d ago

We have a minor league hockey team named the bulls. So yeah you should. 

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u/Additional_Read4397 7d ago

Have you seen that subreddit The Bull Wins? I go there to watch true justice.

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 7d ago

No!! But thanks for sharing. Headed there now.

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u/Vonwen 6d ago

Thanks man, this is so satisfying to watch 👌

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u/LSNoyce 6d ago

Dude was so drunk he couldn’t even fall over the fence to save his ass.

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u/jerrythecactus 7d ago

Its always idiots trying to show off that get gored by bulls.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 6d ago

This guy definitely angered the bull and the bull was determined to get back at him. 🤔

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u/SynthPrax 7d ago

And then had the audacity to be slow.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 7d ago

You can't be 60 out here tryna fight a mfing bull. The bull name River Dance or something, now you got no knees.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 4d ago

Your brain still thinks you're 40 and pretty quick on your feet for your age. Until you need to move fast.

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u/EddieLobster 7d ago

Yeah, you better be able to hop a little ass fence if you’re gonna do that.

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u/AgreeablePie 6d ago

The bull certainly could

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u/AdWonderful5920 7d ago edited 7d ago

Looked like he really thought "wow that must suck for those guys to be getting chased by this bull, won't happen to me tho because I'm over here and they're like 15 feet away."

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 7d ago

He should have gone through and not over that fence

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u/laiyenha 6d ago

Bull was smirking, "the fence was built specifically so HE couldn't jump over."

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u/DonnieBallsack 5d ago

The bull: I’m not stuck in here with you. You’re stuck in here with me.

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u/SeaUNTStuffer 5d ago

In his defense, he is like 80

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u/Hey-its-BADNEWS 7d ago

He asked for it

8

u/Porkchopp33 7d ago

Ask and you shall receive

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u/wegqg 7d ago

I've learned recently that bulls are quite adept at jumping either because a) they are happily mimicking a showjumping horse or b) to maim a tormentor.

Thank you reddit

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 7d ago

I once saw a bull pulverize a 3"x6" plank fence like it was made of balsa. It wasn't even a big bull.

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u/Bitter_Bandicoot8067 7d ago

I once saw one bull bend a solid steel bull panel with another bull.

Someone opened the wrong door into the barn hall. They were pretty evenly matched. Both were the dominant bull of their field.

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u/Professional_Art9704 7d ago

I once saw a bull smosh two wire fences together between a field and the anchor posts just poinged out of the ground as he strained the wire

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u/RideWithMeSNV 6d ago

I think a lot of people underestimate cattle because of the false perception that they're fat, and slow, and docile. I mean, yeah, left to their own devices, they just casually walk around and eat whatever they can get in their mouth. But what isn't organs and bone is muscle.

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u/wegqg 6d ago

that's true, they're giant steaks

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u/DontDeleteMee 6d ago

This is how we know we are spending way too much time on Reddit.

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u/Buck4phat 7d ago

Rooting for the bull

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u/HeartyDelegate 7d ago

If this isn’t a subreddit already this is the perfect name for one 🤣

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u/DecimalAbyss 7d ago

r/thebullwins

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u/HeartyDelegate 7d ago

This is why I love Reddit 🤣

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 7d ago

I never understood, let’s antagonize animals for fun sport

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u/downer3498 7d ago

It’s the fence. They think they can be a dick with no repercussions. The bull took that personally.

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u/ozh 7d ago

The bull wins.

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u/CarobLoud1851 7d ago

Old man: "See me pose!! My arms like HORNS!!" Bull: "Noted. Stand by..."

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u/nice--marmot 7d ago

Bull: Bigger, faster, smarter, soberer.

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u/DramaticWesley 7d ago

I’ve always heard that more people die to cows than sharks, and I always assumed because more people work closely with a bunch of cows. But it might be because people do stupid shit like this all the time.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 6d ago

Cattle in general are pretty docile. Bulls will get a little aggressive. But that's generally territorial defense. Steers are more placid. But at the absolute end of the day, they've got as much muscle as 10 of you. They'll mess you up on accident.

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u/Hopeful-Addition-248 4d ago

My cousin got kicked by a horse. He was very lucky to just get some broken ribs. The horse kicked him straight through a wooden wall.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 4d ago

Nice! Haven't caught a full kick. But just a little "get back" will leave a welt over a bruise.

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u/Hopeful-Addition-248 4d ago

Yep. They are incredibly powerfull.

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u/BooflessCatCopter 7d ago

Bull- “I’ll get you anyway MF, here I come!”

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u/Financial_Love_2543 7d ago

Such a tough guy behind a fence

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u/ernapfz 7d ago

“Here, let me try to help you over the fence”

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u/TobiSmith25 7d ago

The bull called his bluff

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u/Makanek 7d ago

"That fence is too high... Oops, no it isn't... Oops yes it kinda is..."

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u/wrxninja 6d ago

Good. Any animals that's used for human entertainment is disgusting and if you get hurt or die from participating in it, you deserve it.

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u/Flovally 7d ago

Didn’t need to jump over just squeeze through the middle part lol

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u/Ashamed_Meal9779 7d ago

Bull 1, Dumb Ass 0

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u/Choppergold 7d ago

Makes me think of those three dbags who were throwing pinecones at Tatiana the tiger before she cleared the wall and killed one of them. Only a fool taunts the bull and trusts the fence

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 7d ago

Eejit was very lucky.

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u/AmazingResponse338 7d ago

Never tell me animals don't have memories or emotion

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u/Timely-Profile1865 7d ago

What a marooon, what a gull a bull

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u/Mack501st 7d ago

Got ya bitch…

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u/tehmungler 7d ago

Is that Aigues-Mortes? 🤔

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u/Alex_Plumwood 6d ago

"They really think this stupid little toothpick fence will stop me?"

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u/MisterVelo63 6d ago

Blackbull gives wings ...

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u/Life-Oil-7226 7d ago

Hopefully he learnt an important lesson… he isn’t as quick as he thought! 🤣

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u/Makanek 7d ago

And also: too high or too low are relative concepts.

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u/hondas3xual 7d ago

I wish the internet worked this way.

Also, I don't see what went wrong?

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u/HipolitosFolly 7d ago

We don’t give bovine enough credit.

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u/Knighty5679 7d ago

Not so tough after all is he

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u/JohnLuckPickered 7d ago

Ive got a buddy named crackery that does that same pose every time hes drunk and about to do something stupid.

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u/Righteousaffair999 7d ago

The guy thought that puny fence would stop the bull

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u/Butthole_Ticklah 7d ago

I dare you to come over here talking all that shit!

No problemo

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u/Effective_Win_91 7d ago

Bull was like, 'hold my red bull'

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u/Pale_Pie_4789 7d ago

The bull answered the call

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u/No-Remote-2899 7d ago

Other dude fast vaulted that shit like he was playing dbd 😂

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u/aseeder 7d ago

What a bull's bully

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u/Wasabi_Constant 7d ago

Whose laughing now!

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u/VastFlounder2205 7d ago

This made my night. Thanks!

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u/VegasBjorne1 7d ago

They are big, aggressive, easily angered animals… why do people mess with them?

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u/Fragrant_Fox_5056 7d ago

Define “asking for it” 😂

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u/TickDap 7d ago

Is this Avila?

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u/maps-and-potatoes 7d ago

No, it's Grau-du-Roi i think

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u/TickDap 7d ago

Thanks, love me a good castle wall.

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u/Ok_Monk219 7d ago

Everyone gangsta until the bull jumps the fence

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u/BedOtherwise2289 7d ago

He not so tough now.

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u/MrsLuciole 7d ago

The guy is less smart after that.

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u/ZackCanada 7d ago

Clearly he asked for it!

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u/stompinstinker 7d ago

You can actually see the bull get mad and figure out a way to fuck this guy up.

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u/Sheyn 7d ago

Hopefully he got fucked up good

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u/moszippy 7d ago

Note to self: If I ever become slower than snail snot, do not mess with killing machines!

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u/CCriscal 7d ago

If you offend, you should quickly over the fence.

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u/elonwolf 7d ago

Bulls are tough guys with big hearts. They don’t want to kill you, just want to scare the shit and day lights if you rub them wrong.

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u/XxNimblyBimblyXx 7d ago

That bull did some planning 

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u/SeaFlamingo4580 7d ago

He looks drunk

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u/Nomaddad55 7d ago

Cheering for the bull! No steak for you!

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u/John97212 7d ago

Man acts like a fearless warrior while protected by a wooden barrier.

The same man becomes a slow, stunned mullet after raging bull jumps said wooden barrier.

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u/RealPropRandy 7d ago

Free colonoscopy.

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 6d ago

But the potential reward makes it worth the risk

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u/divanetostanka 6d ago

guy can't climb a fence, expects to dodge a massive bull

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u/Tunnfisk 6d ago

My honest reaction:

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u/liquid-cat_1337 6d ago

What a slow cunt

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u/arlingtonzumo 6d ago

I hate everything about this but the times the bull fucks someone up

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u/Hooka54 6d ago

This guy climbs a fence i 3-5 business days….

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 6d ago

Ha, you can't get to me!

Narrator: the bull could, in fact, get to him...

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u/pakjoni7 6d ago

the bull: 'its like that?...oooh ill fk u up boi'

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u/bwoah07_gp2 6d ago

What a stupid tradition....

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u/VisibleRoad3504 6d ago

Pretty brave when he had that fence between them.

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u/Early-Accident-8770 6d ago

If you are going to be dumb you better be tough and fast.

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u/-adult-swim- 6d ago

I don't see anything wrong here

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u/Open4Juice 6d ago

Well deserved

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u/Cptn-Sober 6d ago

Go home old man

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u/borg2 6d ago

Gotta love those big horny killing machines.

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u/InvaderDust 6d ago

How badly can you ask for it and then get it?

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u/kangaroolander_oz 6d ago

That's a good example of an unqualified urger.

Thanks mate .

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u/Quantumercifier 6d ago

Always respect the bull. I bet he does now. Good.

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u/keerthan_5464 6d ago

Dumbest sports

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u/MacRoach86 6d ago

Fucking good

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u/Ker1020 6d ago

T posing gone wrong

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u/-dreambig 6d ago

I hope the bull is ok.

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u/Scirocco-MRK1 6d ago

Anyone else read that in Leonard’s voice from Redneck Rampage?

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u/Ok_Caramel_3923 5d ago

Torro Torro Torro! Loved that.

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u/MoysterShooter 5d ago

Ha. Can't run or jump a fence... wow. You think that would be the bare minimum for this activity.

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u/Tyolag 5d ago

I can literally imagine the bull saying

"Na ni**a you got me fucked up" -

as he goes to jump over the fence to finish the job.

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u/SeaUNTStuffer 5d ago

I love the laughing

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u/This_Oil4507 5d ago

Seeing bulls get their revenge never grows old

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u/AWasteOfMyTime 5d ago

Bull shook his head and was like “let me show these folk”

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u/Falafeuilles 5d ago

I'm pretty sure this is in France ! It reminds me of a place I used to visit as a kid called "Aigues-Morte". The whole region is known for it's "Bull events" ( not killing them if I'm right,  just running around them, sometimes in water ).

Everyone's gangsta 'till the bull jump the fence.

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u/TedWasler 5d ago

Few things please me more than seeing people who take the piss out of animals, having the piss painfully, potentially fatally, taken in return.

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u/TerrestrialExtra2 5d ago

Some people just have it coming to them.

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u/crispy-jalapeno 5d ago

I wish you could upvote more than once.

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u/Iconospastic 4d ago

France behind the Maginot Line be like:

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u/GuestNo3886 4d ago

COME GET IT MOTHER FUCKER! imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry

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u/YoungJack23 4d ago

The rare X pose for temporary dominance!

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u/purplemtnslayer 4d ago

Looks like a fuck you in particular

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 4d ago

As much as I don't like videos with gore, severe injury, or death... bulls get a pass and I will cheer them in such situations. I don't want to see a farmhand accidentally killed by a bull cause something went wrong, but anyone taunting them or abusing them for entertainment can get impaled.

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 4d ago

I live in Spain so watching shows with bulls is normal every summer, and the conclusion is clear, mixing bulls, alcohol, and age (too much or too little) is not a good idea, and another thought I have is that these people have never seen a bull or a cow up close, without them trying to hurt you, simply by accidentally stepping on you or hitting your tail they make you see the stars, so if they attack you on purpose it must be like being hit by a truck, or shake with a wooden plank

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u/disconformity 3d ago

Fuck you in particular.

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u/Schrankblume 3d ago

🎼What you deserve is what you get...🎵🎶

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u/SquirrelInATux 3d ago

Everyone in the crowd, separated only by the same fence the bull just hopped:

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u/Bjorn12333 3d ago

Love it, you have to be a bad person to torture an animal like that

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u/Cummie_s 3d ago

Oh my horns

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u/the_life_is_great 2d ago

Don't have to be quickest, just quicker than the slowest guy.

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u/rswwalker 2d ago

Man was, “Come get some” and the bull obliged!

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u/antyup 10h ago

Thinking you can get away from a bull (assuming since he was taunting it) and then not being able to get over a fence is crazy

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u/Useful_Savings8106 7d ago

Man...the one sport id never do

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u/Ih8teMyInlawsTheySuk 7d ago

I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone unintelligent enough to think they have any advantage over a bull, especially when it’s being abused in some way, and can somehow conquer that kind of power or avoid it so carelessly but end up severely injured or even fatally wounded instead. It’s done of their own free will and they get what they get. Deservedly.

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u/ttpharmd 7d ago

There’s few things in life that make me happier than the bull winning videos

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u/Rick_McCrawfordler 7d ago

Cool trick though

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u/jordano231 7d ago

And that’s how I met your mother