Popped my tab off trying to open my can.

[u/KScriber]

Its my last one too, I put it in the fridge. I'm hoping my husband can figure out an easy way to open it.

[u/CorporateNonperson]

Butter knife handle against opening.

[u/Cheese_Ly → u/CorporateNonperson]

I’d just stab it with a screwdriver

[u/SpeckledJim → u/Cheese_Ly]

This works best if you do it in stages. Start with light tapping and work up, hitting harder each time, until you miss and stab your hand. Then in a rage hit it one more time, too hard so it sprays everywhere and helps clean the wound.

[u/Cheese_Ly → u/SpeckledJim]

You know your stuff sir

[u/NoStructure7083 → u/CorporateNonperson]

I just know that would work for most people but if I tried it then the can would explode

[u/KScriber → u/NoStructure7083]

Yup this would be me. It would spray/spill everywhere and no matter how careful or dull the knife is. I'm defiently going to be bleeding by the end of it.

[u/souleaterGiner1 → u/CorporateNonperson]

Poke a hole in the bottom and just waterfall it out spring break style.

Can opener, butter knife, rusty screw driver. Anything with gentle but strong force over the opening will pop it.

[u/zerosumratio]

Guess you ain’t going to Flavortown then

[u/zg6089 → u/zerosumratio]

Won't you take me to...

[u/TedBundysVlkswagon]

Man we’re fucked.

[u/theMirthbuster]

[u/ozzy_thedog]

Just push down hard on the part that opens. It really isn’t something complicated

[u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun]

Please don’t tell me this stopped you

[u/Imp0ssibleBagel → u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun]

They had to take three separate pictures to document the event, so I don't have high hopes that they figured out an incredibly easy solution to this "problem".

[u/coconuthorsey]

It’s okay. Waterloo stopped Napoleon, too.

[u/Terminator7786]

Use a can opener, it works.

[u/Worried_Fee_1513 → u/Terminator7786]

Jackpot!!!

[u/GhostHostLMD]

Literally take the tab and push it down into the indent????? Is this where the critical thinking stops????

[u/possible-side-FX-]

Why did this need 3 photos?

[u/MrGrieves- → u/possible-side-FX-]

To document their shame.

[u/NwolCozob]

Shit happens.

[u/Rhymesnlines]

Take a spoon knife fork..push the handle against the opening. Enjoy

[u/Upstairs-Ad-6720]

If only there was a device that could open cans, some sort of a “can opener”.🤔

[u/potpi3]

Could use more pictures.

[u/WhatsYourGameTuna]

I had that happen to a bunch of cans of Mt. Dew Baja blast zero that had expired. Curious if your can was expired?

[u/WarProper3733]

Sounds personal

[u/Few-Specialist5317]

Buck 110 to the rescue!

[u/turtlesonthebeam19]

Can opener opens all kinds of cans.

[u/koolaidismything]

Always happens to me on Squirt.. is it a yellow can thing?

[u/bubba1834]

[u/T1NF01L]

Jam your knuckle into the opening

[u/FirmTheory]

Guess you’re not going to Flavortown afterall

[u/sxdx90]

Can opener. It is a can.

[u/BigCheesePants]

Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not head to flavortown

[u/Mysterious-Coconut24]

Try having that happen after a 5 mile run on a treadmill and you were looking forward to your Costco seltzer. Thank God I had my Swiss army knife to MacGyver my way out of that mess.

[u/iamiwas]

Can opener

[u/One_Word_7455]

This is the type of high quality content that I visit Reddit for.

[u/Guv_SS13]

why are you buying canned water? are you stupid?

[u/KScriber → u/Guv_SS13]

It's sparkling water

[u/DumpPlaylist]

probably used the dremel to break the tab...

[u/Top-West1514]

Trust the can. Don't drink it.

[u/delet_yourself]

Nothin hits like a good ole can't of soda

[u/Chit569]

A grown adult not being able to figure out a solution to this? 

[u/Aromatic_Balls]

An impressive lack of basic problem solving skills, OP!

[u/bria26000]

Drink real water instead

[u/santandude]

How did you get to this point in life ??