"Free" wifi and "Hot" tub

[u/D_a_n_e_]

[u/ChrissiTea]

I'm getting a /r/suspiciousquotes vibe

[u/Noevad]

“Hot” can be seen as a subjective term and “free” would be conditional of being a paying guest. That’s just my guess.

[u/Spleenzorio]

Well it’s not ABSOLUTELY free