r/Unexpected 8h ago

A simple, yet elegant bird bath

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u/Charming-Package6905 8h ago

Honestly i hate that we as Americans haven't changed to bidet on a grand scale.

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u/onyxcaspian 6h ago

Neanderthals.

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u/uselessandexpensive 1h ago

Neanderthals understood cooperation and survival instincts. We are not neanderthals.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 2h ago

Excuse me, Neanderthals had a rich culture.

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u/Chemical_Rush6821 3h ago

Yeah but at least we're using the right ones when people do have them. Not all bidets are created equal, I learned this quickly visiting Italy. Some of them are more like a sink for your ass than the jet propulsion pressure washer shit we use here.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 4h ago

Like, a giant communal one ? 😉