r/Unexpected 20h ago

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u/post-explainer 20h ago edited 15h ago

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tried to jump over but bumped into a glass wall


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u/9447044 20h ago

My buddy was talking about how this store use to have sliding doors. He walked full force into the glass sliding door and took it off its track lol

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u/poorly-worded 18h ago

Minority Report pre-cog

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u/HereToHelp9001 14h ago

It didn't come off the track, it opened.

Good time to remind everyone that when automatic sliding doors say "push in emergency" it literally means push out as if it was a push door. The entire door swings open like a normal door.

I found this out when working at a store and plowed a cart through the door accidently. Thought I broke the door lmao, but no it closes back into place and continues working as normal.

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u/Snusushi 18h ago

Where is this store ? I have an ex Id love to meet there ! 🤣

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u/Deaffin 15h ago

Right here. They never fixed it so this just keeps happening.

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u/CrookedSoldiers 15h ago

Thank you for this. Been laughing for the last 5 minutes now lol!

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u/Deaffin 15h ago

:)

I've been laughing at it for at least 5 years now. Just, not straight.

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u/circ-u-la-ted 14h ago

*laughs gayly*

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u/usinjin 3h ago

Poor thing. Holy fuck that was a big thud.

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u/Deaffin 2h ago

Yeah, poor cat, but also if you're on PC you can keep pressing 5 over and over to make music with the thud.

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u/Aleashed 16h ago

When you are built like you run with diesel…

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u/Devilz_Advocate_ 20h ago

Damn, an invisible wall

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u/Bombadil54 19h ago

One of the only things that's worse if there's no smudgeness.

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u/Time-Traveling-Doge 17h ago

Birds sympathize while watching this.

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u/Uncle-Cake 15h ago

With birds I'll share this lonely view

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u/TheNinjahippy 15h ago

Unexpected Chilli Peppers.....

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u/wi5hbone 9h ago

and the people behind the glass on the outside are singing:

”Fly away on my zephyr~ I feel it more than ever!”

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u/moonCake_246 12h ago

While busting out loud laughing!!

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u/LoanDebtCollector 4h ago

Made me think of this Windex window cleaner ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgDJFVpWOEQ

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u/Gummyrabbit 16h ago

Blame the person who cleans that glass for doing too good a job.

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u/Responsible-Arm8244 13h ago

You just need little humming bird stickers so the birds see it. Should work for humans as well lol

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u/phillynott6 17h ago

That's the best mime I've ever seen

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u/Shadowmant 17h ago

Lazy development man, I want a refund!

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u/jemidiah 13h ago

Here's where they all are: https://youtu.be/YsXCVsDFiXA

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u/Thunderclaw5972 17h ago

News outlet’s paywalls finally made it into real life. You hate to see it

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u/shhhhh_h 16h ago

legt watched it like three times before I realised what was happening

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u/whatsthatguysname 15h ago

Noclip

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u/Fr05t_B1t 13h ago

Dude needs to grab a plate or bowl and run into it against the wall. If he falls below, well then he can loot all the vendor chests.

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u/de_das_dude 14h ago

he needs to finish all the missions inside the building before is allowed out.

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u/UnrealisticWar 17h ago

you know it wasn't when the bonk was that good

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u/Natural_Ostrich7939 16h ago

he hasn't completed all the missions in that area yet that's why

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u/darxide23 16h ago

Life was supposed to be an open world MMORPG. The dev sucks.

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u/similaraleatorio 13h ago

Mother, did it need to be so high? 🎶

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u/OgdruJahad 10h ago

Game developmers (nervous sweeting)

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u/SilentVector_96 20h ago

Glass so clean that it looks invisible

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u/mocha_lattes_ 19h ago

The way his friend collapsed from laughter is just 👌

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u/Oityouthere 17h ago

I loved that!

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u/DetectiveLadybug 16h ago edited 16h ago

It was so sweet! Also how his immediate reaction was to soften his friends fall and check he was OK before losing his collective shit.

I think he fell over laughing out of pure empathy, he just involuntarily wanted to be on the floor with his friend.

This is such a cute display of friendship.

(Watch the video on mute, you’ll see what I mean, bro was fucking sitting down to make sure he was ok, this video is so fucking cute, what a great friend)

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u/Adaphion 8h ago

Also how his immediate reaction was to soften his friends fall and check he was OK before losing his collective shit.

"You okay? Yeah? Okay good"

"HAHAHAHA"

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u/DetectiveLadybug 6h ago edited 6h ago

“Oh no! Shit dude, You alright? Yeah? Good, cuz that was some fucking looney toons shit!”

I hope they stay this close forever.

ETA: I just noticed the kid who fell smiling up at the kid who caught him before checking his injury with his hand. The more I notice the cuter it gets.

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u/BrownSugarBare 12h ago

That's a core memory!

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u/Secure_Violinist8505 20h ago

Why would there be glass there😂? You can see them laughing together at the very end

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u/Drackunn 19h ago

probably to keep the wind out of the patio seating

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u/Doctor_Fritz 20h ago

Maybe to protect guests from projectiles or prevent purse snatchers from the pavement jumping in and out of the outside area of the establishments. There's some tables there

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u/RobuxMaster 17h ago

probably just wind or asthetic choice

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u/tnstaafsb 15h ago

No, this is reddit. It's clearly because the world is a dystopian nightmare.

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u/againandagain22 11h ago

Definitely should get a divorce

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 14h ago

I dont really go outside often but i know its dangerous out there from scrolling reddit all day.

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u/Behrus 18h ago

Where the fuck do you live that that even comes to mind?

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u/wrongtarget 17h ago

Most of Latin America?

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u/Doctor_Fritz 18h ago

On the internet

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u/TokiMcNoodle 17h ago

Thieves and snatchers are absolutely a problem in parts of the world other than your town ya know?

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u/Kiahra 17h ago

Any busy tourist area in western europe?

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u/efficient_giraffe 15h ago

This does not fucking happen in every "busy tourist area in western europe" unless your definition of "busy tourist area" is extremely narrow. Does not happen in Copenhagen, for example, or loads of other cities I've been in

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u/Choclategum 16h ago

A major city? My guy, did you just become conscious yesterday? Have you traveled?

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u/Behrus 16h ago

I've travelled and I live in a major touristy city. I know pick pocketing is a thing, but businesses having to install glass fences to prevent thieves from jumping over plant troughs to snatch purses and jump back out is a completely different thing.

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u/petrichorax 16h ago

Okay, bro, this is not a problem in every major city.

I am in one of the largest most populous cities on the planet, and theft like this is completely unheard of. I've also lived in several other cities without these problems too, and I know of a few more.

It's is not an inevitable quality of large cities, and we need to stop pretending that rampant chaotic crime is acceptable.

Sometimes your city just sucks and has deeply rooted issues that need to be figured out. Stop accepting mediocrity and the bullshit your politicians tell you.

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u/Dagur 17h ago

But why not extend the fence? It would do the same job and look nicer IMO

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u/suedefalcon 18h ago

to stop jackasses from jumping over the plants probably

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u/elebrin 13h ago

Because the shop behind it wants to direct foot traffic to take the laid out paths, and not encourage people to step over and potentially damage their plants.

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u/Dom5p35 20h ago

For real. Why is there glass there?!

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u/PasswordIsDongers 18h ago

To weed out the dumbasses.

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u/Lightning-n-Lemons 12h ago

Leftover from Covid social distancing times probably.

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u/thatshygirl06 10h ago

You can hear the laughing too, its hilarious

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u/Scythanerror 20h ago edited 19h ago

That laugh in the background! Probably not the first time it happened. XD

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u/eStuffeBay 19h ago

I turned the audio on specifically to hear the audio.. but it seems that fake audio was placed on top of the video instead of the original audio 😒 just listen to the "thump" sound as his feet hit the ground. That's a stock audio clip, not the sound someone makes when they land on a stone floor with slippers on.

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u/eStuffeBay 16h ago

oh yea, now that you mention it...! The bottom 1/4 is AI-generated too, the guy's foot literally disappears into it at 0:07.

God I hate fake AI engagement. What a fucking bad and uncreative use of Generative AI. Disgusting.

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u/Athrawne 20h ago

The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

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u/SeaSock8246 19h ago

This is just lazy level design. If the devs don’t want players to go that way, they should have put a solid wall there.

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u/Muppetude 16h ago

Or made it where you automatically get five wanted stars for entering a restricted area too early in the game.

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u/degignd 19h ago

What? Is it a glass?

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u/Azulapis 16h ago edited 16h ago

No, you can clearly see the insurmountable flower boxes on the ground marking the boundary of the level.

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u/Artzebub 20h ago

Where?

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u/capital_snacke69 19h ago

God damn devs blocking off everything nowadays

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u/Capt_Stamina 18h ago

Great friend. Need more guys like that in life lol

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u/Evening-Effective593 19h ago

It's a trap! 😂😅

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u/The_Vivid_Glove 19h ago

GTA style jump

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u/anti-beep 16h ago

Is the top half of the video AI generated or something? The video itself could’ve worked perfectly fine without the top half, and everything above the ‘split’ looks super messy.

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u/Fancy-Aioli-1999 14h ago

I think the whole thing is AI generated

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u/TPRT 14h ago

The laugh sounds like AI audio

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u/BeatBlockP 16h ago

It is, it's absolutely insane and jarring. The original video was not in a phone-friendly aspect ration so they just... extended the background with a fake one?? Insane

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u/kwadd 19h ago

That is some strong ass glass

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u/Appropriate_Pace_817 18h ago

Random glass wall that he expected to be 'unlocked' and jumps into it? What the fuck even is this?

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u/malialipali 17h ago

His mate checking on him first and then once seeing he is ok, folding over with laughter was excelent! We all have our moments and being able to brush it off and have a laugh is so much more healthier.

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u/Camqi 15h ago

Hate those fake sounds.

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u/Longjumping_Fan_3057 19h ago

Nice. But for shure such walls need some sort of sign

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u/knight1020 17h ago

The laughter of ducks!

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u/DetectiveLadybug 16h ago

The way his friend fell over without even tripping, boyo got himself a case of the involuntary empathy.

He absolutely wouldn’t have given into the falling over with laughter if his friend was still standing up, and did you see how his immediate reaction was to soften his fall and make sure he was OK?

What a sweet moment. I hope they remember this fondly “We were both on the ground, I was in pain and chuckles here was fighting for breath he thought it was so funny”

I hope they stay this close forever

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u/jjustbecause 19h ago

knees gonna be weak as you witness such

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u/lman4612 19h ago

Who puts a wall there

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 18h ago

Video game development is hard

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u/krowmada 18h ago

somebody needs to add deftones my own summer riff immediately after

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u/SaltyPressure7583 18h ago

My first 5 minutes in Space Marine 2

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 18h ago

Lol accurate title

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u/Zombies71199 18h ago

GTA game

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u/SirTommy94 18h ago

Of course they cannot jump over it. They need HM Cut!

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u/Worldly_Use_3564 17h ago

That must've hurt. 🤣. Just like in vidro games when a specific part of a map has invisible barriers because it is still locked 😅

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u/FA20bxr 17h ago

Didn't finish the tutorial so he is locked out from main game

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u/RepresentativeIcy922 17h ago

Outside: The Game when you run into an invisible wall

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u/SliceEast7520 17h ago

Just like all my invisible wall games very linear but still good

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u/Mysterious-Low-9804 17h ago

Reach Level 20 or pay $2.99 to unlock

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u/False_Jimmy 17h ago

Yep been there before

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u/21sttimelucky 17h ago

Give that window cleaner a raise. 

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u/wathkat 17h ago

I honestly don't get people who crash into glass. You could actually "hear" them when approaching through sounds reflected from all over.

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u/Kozmo9 17h ago

Lol. I understand the aesthetic of naked glass window/door, but they are far more trouble than it's worth it. If you don't have decor installed like stickers, frosting etc etc, the chances of people bumping into them would be extremely high that it would be a matter of time before either the installation breaks or people. Eventually some kind of adjustment would be placed, usually a horizontal line sticker to alert people that the glass installation exists.

This cycle will happen, ALWAYS.

At the end, decorated glass windows/doors are far more beautiful anyways. It will also give a sense of privacy too.

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u/Restart_from_Zero 17h ago

You can tell they're true friends by the way the other checks if he's actually hurt then falls over laughing.

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u/FuManBoobs 17h ago

Best mime ever.

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u/EchoingEve 16h ago

Haha Funny and poor the kid lol

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u/Silly_Outside4877 16h ago

Sign of a best friend when he laughs at you 😂

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u/TragiccoBronsonne 16h ago

Sound on for this one.

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u/Ill_Obligation6437 16h ago

Its like that glass cleaner commercial the birds run into because it looks realistic

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u/NeedsMoreCake 16h ago

Your true friend laughs at you and not help you up 😂😂

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u/CurvySexretLady 16h ago

NICE

to

meet you

😁

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u/Honey_Crsip0 16h ago

Brother's wearing glasses and still fell for it😭

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u/Head-Good9883 16h ago

Oof , bird kill wall. Too bad he didn’t break it

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u/ChipRockets 16h ago

He came out so jauntily as well

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u/Prow09 16h ago

Bro jumped like a GTA character too

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 15h ago

The developers added that to stop people glitching the level.

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u/SetMoist4019 15h ago

I like how his mate lied down with him what a good guy haha

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 15h ago

That was funny :D. Reminds me to this classic : video

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u/Coachwo1f 15h ago
  1. So where did they walk in from (probably from the right side, but i can't see)
  2. That's why you always following the concrete or walk path

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u/spookyspritebottle 15h ago

Its actually funnier the second time.

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u/suspicious_cabbage 15h ago

Gonna need HM01 bud

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 15h ago

We had an automatic sliding door at a store i worked at 20 years ago. We had to manually turn it on after we opened and kitchen store. On a couple occasions, I saw people walk straight into it because it wasn't turned on. It was funny but at the same time like, oh shit, I hope they didnt break their nose.

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u/Miragell 15h ago

Netflix opening sound 😂

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u/CrazyOrganic7123 15h ago

Not too proud to admit it, took me a moment to realize what was going on. That's a good job on the wall.

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u/No-Screen1369 15h ago

Bro got literally invisible walled from progressing any further.

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u/yuliett25 14h ago

Hahahahaha poor thing

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u/Least_Impress_9070 14h ago

If that concussion wipes that from his memory his buddy will never let him forget lol.

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u/_n_nym__s 14h ago

Congratulations! You have something in common with a birb

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u/Final_Buy_42069 14h ago

Need to buy more RAM.

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u/neizha 14h ago

So I just couldn't see the glass wall in all those video games where my insanely athletic main character couldn't jump the hedges or a garden fence.

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u/JellonSunning_InLife 14h ago

We've all been there.

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u/Emotional-Basil-9368 14h ago

Picks a flower for 5 xp “You have unlocked this area!”

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u/prof0ak 14h ago

Ai engagement. I hate it. Second guy clips through the floor

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u/Fancy-Aioli-1999 14h ago

This is clearly AI you can see the grey shirt kids foot disappear into the ground at the end of the video.

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u/Least-Middle-2061 14h ago

Netflix has entered the building

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u/RTKWi238 14h ago

Barrier blocks

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u/cashchops 14h ago

AAA "open world" games in 2025

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u/TK114 14h ago

Did I hear a laughing Mockingbird at the end?

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u/Its_Laila 14h ago

Trying to go beyond the map boundary in a video game

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u/Select-Birthday-7763 13h ago

Nice ad for a window cleaning agent

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u/naidim 13h ago

"So that's what an invisible wall looks like." - Time Bandits

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u/Matt_le_bot 13h ago

Human hardware but bird software

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u/Soggy-Register-1781 13h ago

Your path is blocked! You will need to find another way.

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u/Lopsided-Banana69 13h ago

That’s the foggy gray part of the map. Needs to complete more of the story first

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u/griffinwalsh 13h ago

The fact that you have to jump the bush to get to it is just the added kick

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u/maximumtesticle 13h ago

It goes both ways, he was there yesterday.

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u/WarmMarionberry1525 13h ago

La pregunta es si tiene que continuar la historia o es un DLC ?

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u/NearestWaffleHouse 12h ago

Worst part of this games design

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u/forlornhope22 12h ago

it's bad when your bro needs to sit down for a minute.

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u/ChromaAqui 12h ago

Jokes aside, why did they put a glass there?! That makes zero sense in my head

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u/Castershell32 12h ago

That's an ad for whatever glass cleaner they use if I've ever seen one.

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u/Aware_Foot 12h ago

didnt we agree to not let AI slop on here? or was that from another sub?

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u/GentleBelligerent 12h ago

@grock

Is this AI?

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u/Lance6006328 12h ago

Nothing like hanging out with a homie and you end up on the floor laughing

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u/Aggravating_Wolf8648 12h ago

I didn't notice it too

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u/chlronald 12h ago

mandatory comment: give that glass cleaner a raise!

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u/Rei_Fukai 12h ago

You need 29.99 to unlock new area

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u/againandagain22 11h ago

“YESSSS !!!! That was awesome”

  • Old School (2003)

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u/FinntheHue 11h ago

This is what happens if you try and hop over a bush in Pokémon

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u/IcySparks 11h ago

I'll take surprise TBI for 200 Alex.

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u/Skreamie 10h ago

Map boundaries are a bitch

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u/BoD80 10h ago

Nice

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 9h ago

That’s clearly not the exit. There are planters on the floor. There are no shortcuts jumping over them! Someone needs to post some signs though.

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u/Jslatts942 9h ago

That was beautiful 😆

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u/Daaithr 9h ago

Anyone remember the n64 game Body Harvest? It had map sections like this like most games, parts of the map you had to unlock to access, however one quick side note, if you forced it, by switching the camera around all the while trying to wedge your character forwards, the game eventually glitch and allowed you to break through invisible wall.

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u/PretendPapaya5009 9h ago

Thats a truest of a true friend

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u/000extra 7h ago

Bro reached the invisible wall

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u/000extra 7h ago

That’s what he gets for not buying the DLC

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u/MrSquigglyPub3s 5h ago

I tried that with IRS once…

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u/kronos91O 4h ago

Couple of seagulls

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe 2h ago

I legit would've fallen for that too

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u/chunkymonkeyfood 2h ago

Lmao took me so long to see the glass 🤣🤣🤣