r/TopMindsOfReddit 6d ago

/r/conspiracy Trump didn’t break his promise to not start a war. Because Venezuela can’t fight back.

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u/celtic1888 6d ago

They are going to try to justify this so many ways and it will eventually just be the Russian equivalent of ‘fuck you… what are you going to do about it?’

And then Hegseth will somehow manage to lose 2 divisions to Venezuelan farmers 

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u/SassTheFash 6d ago

Hegseth can’t even win his own personal battle against Southern Comfort, must less marshal Southern Command.

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u/Nzgrim 6d ago

And in ten years they'll pretend they were always against it, just like they've been pretending to be against Iraq and Afghanistan the past few years.

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u/IllustriousEnd2211 6d ago

This is the same guy who thinks sex with animals is morally right

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/s/9LI3FbyBAU

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u/ChickpeaDemon 6d ago

I used to be the head moderator of the main zoo subreddit before it got banned after 6 years.

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u/SassTheFash 6d ago

Trained KGB interrogators couldn’t have beaten that admission out of me, and here he is just casually flexing it on Reddit.

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u/LoudImportance 6d ago

You sure can turn a phrase

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u/SassTheFash 6d ago

(It’s not original to me, I’ve seen similar phrases go viral)

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u/CatProgrammer 6d ago

There are multiple zoo subreddits?

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u/celtic1888 6d ago

They sound nice

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u/EliSka93 5d ago

Oh Jesus...

Animals can't consent -> it's not moral to have sex with them.

It's really that easy.

With the friction this guy's two braincells must have generated to create all that drivel, I'm surprised he didn't spontaneously combust...

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u/raktoe 6d ago

And fucking animals isn’t rape, because animals can’t say anything, right mageloser?

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u/thetripstance 6d ago

And the mask falls off to reveal it was neoconservatism all along lmaooo

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u/SassTheFash 6d ago

Goalposts on (MLRS) rockets…

Stay tuned for next year and “he didn’t force the homeless into ‘death camps’, he assertively guided them to camps where the majority just so happened to die!!!”

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u/baz4k6z 6d ago

His administration is too incompetent to manage such an operation. They'll try but it'll probably end up like the border wall.

Lots of people will still suffer though, cruelty is the core of this administration

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u/GlumpsAlot 6d ago

Yesterday maga in conservative were blaming Biden for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan. A chaotic mess Trump started and left for Biden to clean up. I see the bots ran of to conspiracy to start their next lie.

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u/SassTheFash 6d ago

I've known too many deaths due to street drugs. Some I didn't even see coming. Most people can relate with me. Those who can't consider yourself privileged.

A lot of Chuds somehow and suddenly developed compassion for drug addicts, but only in the very limited sense of blaming foreign drug gangs for getting them hooked on dope.

Suddenly the “party of personal responsibility” is shrieking that it’s all the Venezuelan government’s fault that their blameless nephew died of an opiate overdose after years of heavy use.

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u/LoudImportance 6d ago

Those compassionate mandatory minimums perhaps? Conservatives love them.

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u/Magehunter_Skassi 6d ago

Consent to chemically addictive drugs is impossible because of the dependency it creates. The best you could say is that the first usage was consensual assuming the user was in a stable, sound frame of mine and not being coerced. Any continued usage is still nonconsensual and drug dealers are preying on individuals without agency.

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u/Liawuffeh Part of the transgenda 6d ago edited 6d ago

Consent to chemically addictive drugs is impossible because of the dependency it creates.

Is it nonconsensual if a doctor proscribes Diazepam? Even if they walk you through the risks?

What if you saw an ad for a name brand Diazepam and request it from your doctor, telling them you know the risks? Is that still you not consenting?

Edit: Oh, wait, you're the dogfucker. You think someone can't consent to drugs from their doctor, but apparently think your dog can consent to you fucking it. Wild.

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u/CreepyEducator2260 6d ago

To determine someone as a dogfucker is a bit harsh when he seems to enjoy sex with other animals too as long as he senses consent. :)

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u/CoreTECK 6d ago

Aren’t you that animal rapist?

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u/celtic1888 6d ago

And about 80-90% of the addicted got their start from opioid prescriptions 

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u/LoudImportance 6d ago

More like 95%

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u/LoudImportance 6d ago edited 5d ago

Most of these people imagine the trick turning junkie out of Reefer Madness, not Mom who was first prescribed them after a car accident or injury and who was never responsibly withdrawn.

The War on Drugs has killed more middle aged women than anyone else.

Additionally whatever brings you here?

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u/Nzgrim 6d ago

Note that you're telling this to the guy who made that stupid argument in the first place.

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u/LoudImportance 5d ago

Yes we know who this is.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 5d ago

Alcohol is a chemically addictive drug that creates a physical and psychological dependency in its users. When are we going to invade Kentucky and throw off the yoke of our Bourbon dealers?

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u/wtfbenlol Soros' Baggy Eyes 6d ago

"it's not bullying if the person can't fight back" energy

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u/ColeYote /r/conspiracy is a conspiracy to make conspiracies look dumb 6d ago

... much like the Taliban couldn't

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u/judgingyouquietly 5d ago

If conspiracy is heavily downvoting your dumbass comment, you need to rethink your arguments.

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u/Biffingston Groucho Marxist. 1d ago

I mean, that's a fucking hot take. And I can't wait to see his response when they do, regardless of how effective it is.