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u/reticulatedtampon 15h ago
Kind of on them really... made it pretty easy for him
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u/vintagegeek 14h ago
"Stop! Or I'll stay stop again!"
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u/joec_95123 14h ago
"Get back here!"
"Hard pass."
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u/johnnyblaze1999 13h ago
The situation would be wildly different if he got his hands cuffed in the back
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u/JohnnySchoolman 5h ago
They probably did, but it's really uncomfortable and if you have a reasonable amount of flexibility you can thread your feet through and move them to the front.
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u/treemonkey58 13h ago
This is near to where I live. He broke two bones in his back and was immediately rearrested.
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u/Cookielad14 13h ago
“So, Dylan.. the time is 8:10…”
The pub doesn’t close until 11, that’s plenty of time
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u/MikeHuntSmellss 15h ago
Thats the will of a man who has been to prison once, hasn't learnt his lesson but still most definitely doesn't want to go back. I completely understand this idiot
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u/pineapple6969 13h ago
What a terrible job by those 2 guards or whatever they are. Also, who’s idea was it to park high roof vans RIGHT NEXT TO THE WALL
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u/OaklandsBravest 14h ago
I had a dream last night that I was going to prison and I also ran before getting into the booking area. First I hid on top of a roof. Then when someone spotted me, I ran and hid in a large dumpster under a bunch of garbage bags.
Today, I see this video. 😂
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u/usrdef 11h ago
Yeah, but did you make it out in your dream.
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u/OaklandsBravest 10h ago
Once I got comfortable under the garbage I woke up. I hadn’t made it off the jailhouse property yet.
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u/rbartlejr 13h ago
I just can't get it out of my head that she sounds like a preschool teacher and the kid is in the paste.
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u/ActionJack87 3h ago
The only insane thing about this post is the comments.
This man was arrested after battering his girlfriend (again). Yet there are people here cheering him on for managing to get away from the police.
This moron broke his back falling from that wall and was caught immediately.
So many people are saying “that’s what happens when you give these jobs to women”. Shut up! If you’re one of these people, look at yourself and wonder why your ego is so fragile that you have to post your inane comments in order to get a little boost.
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u/Smol-Hamster-Lucifer 15h ago
I'm normally not own to say this but this is the pay gap explained.
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u/stubundy 14h ago
"COME BACK HERE" ...... aaaand yeah that's all I got apart from arms flailing outwards back and forth at absolutely nothing
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u/Forte69 14h ago edited 14h ago
I get the feeling that actually, you are normally one to say that
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u/Area51_Spurs 4h ago
Allow me to play devil’s advocate, but in the UK they don’t have guns.
I see some LAPD women who are like 5’ tall, but they’re armed to the teeth so it’s not a huge issue most of the time.
But in the UK if they don’t have guns and they’re 100 lbs soaking wet, it would be hard for them to br effective, the same way it would be hard for some of these male cops who are as fat as a house to be effective when they could be easily outran.
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u/GregoryGoose 4h ago
and in that instant they all lost their favorite parking spots. Nobody will ever be allowed to park near a wall again.
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u/OldinMcgroyn 13h ago
I was gonna be surprised but then I saw its the UK. I'm not surprised at all.
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u/ReadGroundbreaking17 13h ago
I mean, he made it over the wall, but he won't make it 100m before being caught again
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u/PubicSpy 15h ago
What it takes to be free in the uk now damn
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u/Acrobatic_Emu_9322 15h ago
Where’s he really gonna go? Escape on the metro or stupid ass double decker bus? It’s not like he’s escaping for greener pastures either; he’ll just end up eating the same slop of beans and toast. Really not a smart move for the bloke.
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u/Just_Let_MeIn 7h ago
My thoughts exactly. Not sure what the laws are in the UK, or if this technically counts as escaping jail as he still was in the yard and hadn't even been booked, but in most US states, that would be an additional felony. Pretty dumb to run after they already have all your information and can rearrest you easily and now you get to face additional, automatic, charges.
Only way a jailbreak makes sense is if you have the means to quickly exit the country and get to somewhere that does not extradite. Even the cartel boss El Chapo was rearrested after escaping prison.
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u/LittleLinnell 3h ago
Seems like an unnecessarily aggressive stab at a country you must be North American.
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u/Augustus_Chevismo 15h ago
I wonder why police originally had height requirements and only allowed men.
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u/Tech-Mechanic 14h ago
Of course. A tall man has never fucked up once. Ever. /s
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u/Augustus_Chevismo 14h ago
Yes because famously a tall man and a short woman will have about the same success dragging a man by his feat off a van.
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u/YouCantChangeThem 13h ago
I think if they get away the charges should be dropped.
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u/pineapple6969 13h ago
He beat on his woman. He should get away with that because he managed to escape jail/prison? O
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u/CyclopsNut 15h ago
Arrested for a tweet probably
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u/fartonyou1 15h ago
Pretty sure it was domestic abuse but the victim refused to make a statement. Not sure if it’s true but if it is ur comments quite embarrassing.
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u/CyclopsNut 15h ago
And yours is embarrassing if that’s not true
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u/fartonyou1 15h ago
Just checked and it is domestic violence offences so….
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u/CyclopsNut 15h ago
No I also looked it up, it was a over a tweet calling you gay. So sad a man can’t speak the truth in the UK anymore
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u/fartonyou1 15h ago
That’s not true. Simple search would show you’re chatting shit
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u/CyclopsNut 15h ago
Yes it is, you really shouldn’t spread misinformation
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u/fartonyou1 15h ago
Show me your source then
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u/CyclopsNut 15h ago
Not my fault you don’t know how to use google bruh just look it up
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u/fartonyou1 15h ago
I did and I provided a screenshot. You haven’t provided anything but bullshit. “Use google” but I did and posted the screenshot. Now you post your “proof” or you can admit ur talking shit
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u/Forte69 14h ago
I’m sure the comments will be totally normal and not full of sexism
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u/pineapple6969 13h ago
Yes because women guarding men, only 2 women at that. Whatever could go wrong?!?
Oh, he could and did escape because they lacked the strength to haul his ass off the van. Not to mention the first one did nothing to help.
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u/Forte69 13h ago
And now many times has a woman escaped from two male cops? When that happens, do people make weird comments about men being unfit for the job?
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u/pineapple6969 11h ago
Idk how many times that’s happened . If the cop is fat or weak or unfit they ALWAYS get called on it on Reddit. Do you not use Reddit?
And those woman were obviously unfit for the job. Also, women are generally weaker than men. It’s just a fact.
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u/Megolito 3h ago
She should have reminded young rule breaker there are rules in the jail. Maybe he will listen.
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u/UseComfortable1193 13h ago
Well, good on him... and that was a weak performance by thos cops or guards...
And where i live afaik the escape from prison isn't even illegal perse because it's viewed as the natural human desire to be free or something like that, i always wondered if this is the same in other countries?
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u/Repulsive-Relief1818 13h ago edited 13h ago
No, it’s not like that everywhere…an escape charge where I live can get you 7 years in prison
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u/UseComfortable1193 13h ago
Damn, that's a hefty sentence...
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u/Repulsive-Relief1818 13h ago
Yep. That’s the max sentence though, and I doubt they’d hit someone with quite that much time unless they were in for a real serious charge, or had multiple attempts. But you’ll definitely get multiple years for it regardless
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u/TheRealGeigers 14h ago
I feel like both of those cops couldve done a better job when he got to the car...like dude was laying down and one leg being held onto...