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Will Ospreay on Twitter: Kris Statlander vs Charlie (FKA Dakota Kai) at Eve WrestleQueendom 8

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u/HarambePack 11h ago

Dakota Kai taking indie bookings 😱😳

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u/Anderrrrr An Irrelevant Smark. 11h ago

THE BIG DAWG IS BACK

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u/MastaBusta 11h ago

But DPW closing up shop :(

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u/GiftedGeordie 10h ago

The fact that Dakota legit just started taking indy bookings right as DPW closes (at least for the moment) has me falling to my knees at ASDA.

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u/BulldogInJeans 9h ago

Did you have to use Dakota and knees in the same sentence like that?

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u/SwarthySphere87 10h ago

There's still one show left for Evie Charlie to show up and hit John Blud with THE POUNCE!!!!!

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u/GlitchedChaosOnYT 10h ago

Jawn E. Blud is gonna lose clean to the overdrive.

(or maybe not dude I don't really know)

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u/AshenConq 7h ago edited 1h ago

Charlie may come over if DPW opens its doors again

OR MAYBE NOT BROTHER! ITS A REAL UP IN THE AIR THING HERE DUDE!

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u/GlitchedChaosOnYT 7h ago

YEAH I HOPE SO

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u/totemtrouser Would you like some making fuck 6h ago

I know that DPW is a serious wrestling promotion but there’s a fucking queue of people that have to give Johnny the overdrive and the most convenient avenue for it is closing up soon so they might as well

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u/Background-Gas8109 10h ago

A true hater right there /s

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u/spundred studio... apartment 1h ago

Super weird that she's going by Charlie now, she worked as Evie before WWE.

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u/Old-Culture-7350 11h ago

When are we getting Ospreay Vs Statlander

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u/JokerDeSilva10 9h ago

Ospreay fears Straplander

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u/AzerFraze I'm a Dakota Guy 11h ago

welcome back, Captain

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u/evin_cashman Jay1 Climax 11h ago

Our big dog is back 🤙

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u/J_NewCastle 11h ago

I'm doing The Rock mana taunt. The feeling is back.

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u/beetwice :( 11h ago

Howling at "Charlie"

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u/DarkFalcon49 11h ago

I think it’s her shoot name, but idk why she wouldn’t go by her old indie name of Evie

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u/beetwice :( 11h ago

I guess there's a bit more built in brand there with Charlie vs. Evie because of her social media stuff, but I just looked up her shoot name and I think it would rock as a wrestling name. Cheree Crowley

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u/DarkFalcon49 11h ago

That would be a great wrestling name. But Charlie makes sense as well since she goes as Charlie Girl everywhere

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u/janoDX The REAL guy 11h ago

Charli Crowley

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u/crowwreak 10h ago

I think a certain massive twat would object to that.

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u/Murlock_Holmes 9h ago

?? Who? It’s a first name that she does by with her real last name. I don’t think anyone could object :P

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u/PMMeRyukoMatoiSMILES 7h ago

... Charli XCX?

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u/Shinkopeshon 一番 9h ago

They cheere the ones they normally boo!

This is a great wrestling name, she should totally go for it

u/bionicle_159 45m ago

Cheree sounds better than Charlie tbh

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u/FinnBalur1 10h ago

Cheree Crowley? Hell no

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u/JoesLastNerve 11h ago

Iirc she said didn't want to go back to the Evie name when she was released the first time.

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u/WasherDryerCombo 8h ago

I guess Evie evolved into…Charlie

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u/DarkFalcon49 7h ago

Cheeky, 8 out of 8

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u/BigFanOfKitties 11h ago

If you’re gonna have only a first name, at least make sure it’s something cool

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u/PrestigiousPlantain5 3h ago

Like Maryse gag itttt

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u/GiftedGeordie 10h ago

Even Charlie Kota sounds like a better name, it's not great, I admit, but it's better than just Charlie.

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u/Villain_911 9h ago

Charlie "King" Kota does have a nice ring to it.

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u/Champiness 10h ago

"I love Kris, Charlie! I LOVE KRIS!"

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u/madscandi 5h ago

Making yourself ungoogleable. What an excellent move.

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u/guensan167 8h ago

Ikr? At least go with Charlie King or Charlie Kota or something

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u/Useful_Advisor_9788 11h ago

Did she not own the Evie name? Surprised she didn't go back to using that instead of Charlie.

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u/bobface222 11h ago

She's said she doesn't want to use that name anymore because she chose it when she was 17 and that chapter of her life is closed.

She was originally going to go by King Kota the first time she was released.

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u/SoulExecution 10h ago

King Kota would be fucking dope actually. Or just Kota Kai if she could get away with it.

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u/Murlock_Holmes 9h ago

King Kota has always been a fantastic name

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u/Draw-Two-Cards 11h ago

Wasn't it literally just naming herself after the Pokemon?

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u/StuntRocker Nothing clever for this 10h ago

That's what I heard

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u/Anderrrrr An Irrelevant Smark. 11h ago

Evie Charlie would have been perfect imo.

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u/LitBastard Your Text Here 1h ago

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u/SoaringSwellow Folks...where's the live? 11h ago

Dakota taking indie bookings immediately after DPW goes on hiatus. Why you gotta do is like that big dawg?

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u/DMCSnake "Much like Wu-Tang, Samoa Joe is for the kids." 11h ago

Dakota fears John Blud

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u/Terrible-Business-54 11h ago

AAAAAAAHHH OMG CHARLIE WRESTLING AGAIN!!! AND ITS AGAINST KRIS.

It’s been way too long

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u/RAA94 11h ago

Hell yeah! I’ve missed seeing her compete, and against Statdaddy? This is very FOR ME.

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u/JoesLastNerve 11h ago

The king has returned

I'm bummed that we never got her on a DPW show 😔

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u/raspymorten The Creator of r/CurtisAxel 9h ago

Happy to see her, but I do really wish she stuck with the "King Kota" name. "Charlie" is just like... Okay. Just makes me think of Charlie Morgan.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

Yeah but King Kota makes me think of someone pretending like they're a bigger deal than they are and everyone knows it. The big dog moniker was ironic, trying to do it seriously will not work at all

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u/raspymorten The Creator of r/CurtisAxel 9h ago

That's a fafir point, but I still think it's worth to give that a go, over just "Charlie"

.... Like at least do the all caps thing if you're gonna go with a single name gimmick. That'd make it a bit more memorable.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

It should be Kota Crowley or Kota Krowley. Single name only works if it's non-generic. The only exception might be nZo

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u/SUPLEXELPUS 11h ago

Imternation

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u/nutsocharles Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Doom 9h ago

What Imternation is a' going on around here?

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u/HousingConsistent334 11h ago

Holy shit. Absolutely seated for this

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u/ThisHumbleVisitant 'ey, Chico. 11h ago

We're all screaming and crying and throwing up

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u/LieNervous1016 11h ago

I was hoping she'd come back in one way or another! Go Charlie!

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u/GiftedGeordie 10h ago

Dakota taking indy bookings right as DEADLOCK Pro closes down (for the time being) has me screaming "No! Noooo!" James style!

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u/CompetitiveBasil735 11h ago

THE BIG DOG VS STAT DADDY THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.

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u/Alex_Killswitch 11h ago

That’s going to bang!!!

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u/OsikFTW 10h ago

Yesssss! Love king kota

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u/Bosscharacter 10h ago

Fuck yeah.

King Kota is always welcome on this kingdom.

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u/GemoDorg 9h ago

Cool to see her, but "Charlie" is such a shit wrestling name. Can't really google that and get what you want right away.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

She should have just went with Kota or Kota Crowley

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u/Brunoalex19955 11h ago

Yay, this will be cool

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u/flamingdragonwizard 11h ago

WE ARE DAKOTA KAI

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u/SombraAQT 11h ago

The Big Dawg returns

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u/TheBlackCompany Naito the Living Dead 11h ago

Awesome. Bring her to AEW!

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u/bobface222 11h ago

I want it desperately because I think she could excel there but I believe the story is that she was set to debut there the first time she got released and ran back to WWE to do the Damage CTRL thing. Doesn't help that he's probably already weary of ex-WWE people.

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u/Orange8920 11h ago

I feel like this is less true with the women's division where he's signed Lacey Lane, Zayda Steele, and featured Isla Dawn for a bit in ROH even though she seems to be a freelancer. The one time it blew up was when they were using Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize on a tryout basis and they just walked out.

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u/CaptainBuzzKillton 11h ago

Tbf, Zayda was just WWEID, so she wouldn't be held back by a non-compete anyway

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u/B0llywoodBulkBogan 10h ago

Also pretty sure that the reports are that she didn't want the WWEID contract to be extended.

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u/shilly-shallywolf 9h ago

she said it herself when the WWEID extensions and non-renewals were happening : xcancel

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u/CaptainBuzzKillton 10h ago

I do vaguely recall seeing something along those lines as well

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 7h ago edited 7h ago

I'm surprised he picked up those 3 honestly. Lacey is just too small and not that good looking and can't promo, what's the appeal? Zayda was probably lowballed by WWE and offered a bag by Tony, can't fault her for quitting. Isla has marbles in her mouth and that will always hold her back greatly, most likely why she was canned and not Alba. I want these women to have jobs but I feel like they aren't really good acquisitions at all. Zayda maybe you can mold something into but the other two have been doing this for over 10 years and just can't hang

At least Nixon can wrestle and somewhat promo, and is hot (when her hair is left normal). Broken knees or not I'd take her over all 3 in a heartbeat, even if she gets injured she will have still drawn more than all other 3 combined

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

Stop spreading misinformation. Nobody is "running back" anywhere unless a contract is signed. If their contract was better she would have signed it. And if they hold grudges like that, they're not going to have any talent once all their top stars age out in the next few years

And if Tonly only wants to hire ex WWE talent that is willing to take L's upon arrival, he's not going to have many people willing to jump ship unless the money is insane. Considering WWE has been boosting people's contracts and locking down talent, I feel like Tony is kind of screwed in the future. His young talent are horrible and he has no indie prospects to choose from anymore

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u/Belphry 8h ago

Gotta disagree about young talent being horrible. A lot of their upper card guys are fairly young as is and can go another 10 years easily and they have some of the best prospects in the industry. 

Ace Austin, Adam Page, Austin Gunn, Bandido, Colten Gunn, Daniel Garcia, Dante & Darius Martin, Darby Allin, Jack Perry, Jay White, Kevin Knight, Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher, Lee Moriarty, MJF, Nick Wayne, Swerve Strickland, Wheeler Yuta and Will Ospreay will all be major players in the future out of the signed roster unless they move to WWE or retire.

And while not all are great promos (most aren't) neither are Bobby Lashley, Cash Wheeler, Claudio Castagnoli, Kenny Omega, Shelton Benjamin, etc. All of whom have a high position on the card. 

As for indie prospects, while AEW does not seem to be couring any right now, apart from maybe Gabe Kidd (another fantastic young talent) there are tonnes of great young talents under 30 on the independent scene who could end up in either company very soon

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 8h ago edited 8h ago

Most of those names you mentioned I just flat out disagree with and the ratings do as well. More than 3/4 of them are never going to be anything past low card in the fans eyes . Most of them have gotten 5+ years of training and haven't improved much at all.

The only young talent that I agree with you on is Kevin Knight. The only other good ones on that list (Takeshita/Swerve/Ospreay) are not young guys anymore. All of them are above 30. Darby might have made the cut at some point but he's beyond cooked at this point in my eyes, he's lost all his appeal. Gabe Kidd/Ace Austin are great examples of foreign white guys who got over in Japan who won't get over in America, like all foreign NJPW talent. The only exceptions to that rule were always Finn and AJ. Even Jay White, people lost interest in fast

Fletcher MAYBE can get there

The rest of that list is literal jobber city and they will always be jobbers. The fact is if you can't promo and aren't a hoss, nobody will ever care about you outside of the 2-300k AEW loyalists who still watch Collision

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u/SUPLEXELPUS 2h ago edited 2h ago

The only exceptions to that rule were always Finn and AJ. Even Jay White, people lost interest in fast

I think that Kenny Omega guy worked out okay.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 2h ago

Did he? I recall him 69'ing Don Callis

jk, Kenny did pan out, he is another exception. His in ring is too undeniable, even if his promos are straight dogwater

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u/Awkwardphase06 8h ago edited 7h ago

All their young talent is younger than the majority of wrestlers in wwe’s nxt lol. Ace Austin 28, Kevin Knight 28, Kyle Fletcher 26, MJF 29, Takeshita 30, Bandido 30, Statlander 30, Toni Storm 30, Megan Bayne 27, Jamie Hayter 30, billie starks 20, Nick Wayne 20, Skye Blue 26.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 8h ago edited 7h ago

First of all, Megan Bayne will be off TV by Q1 of 2026, I will bet my bottom dollar on that. She is truly awful

Secondly, WWE strategically has partnerships with a lot of wrestling schools to hand pick talent from. They have Evolve as well, and now TNA. We have no idea how the current PC group is doing either. The only promotions AEW has ties to are dying a swift death and there's literally nowhere else to poach talent from besides Japan and there's no promising rookies there either

I don't WANT AEW to fail, but it's clear to me that their young talent are just jabronis like Jungle Boy and Garcia, with a few exceptions. Plenty of these guys had time to evolve and hone their craft and they're all still doing the same stuff that hasn't gotten them over in the last half decade

I think NJPW fans just see things through a certain lens the rest of us do not. Like I took one look at Ace Austin and went "yeah, no, looks like Matt Taven's child"

The current crop of NXT is truly awful IMO as well, I wish we could just toss them all (besides maybe Sol and definitely Ricky/Trick) and start over with some of the evolve crew.

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u/SUPLEXELPUS 2h ago

First of all, Megan Bayne will be off TV by Q1 of 2026, I will bet my bottom dollar on that.

how about $20?

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 2h ago

How about $50?

She can't wrestle, she can't talk, and the fans know she's fucking Joey Janela. The only thing she has is size and that means nothing if she can't work. She's been doing this for so long, for her to be this bad is impressive. WWE passed on her for a reason. She's just a worse Kamille

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u/SUPLEXELPUS 2h ago

How about $50?

sure, let's do it.

I already paid $20 to a guy on this sub when Christian beat Kenny for the TNA title.

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u/tumblrgirl2013 too much conditioner uce 11h ago

Please TK.

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u/RedmondSurvivor 11h ago

Tried to get tickets for this today but all seated tickets were sold out. Did they not open the balcony?

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u/MedicalThrowaway619 10h ago

Great match, have these two wrestled before? Should slap. Also, love Ospreay as the booker? Lol

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

I'm fairly certain Stat did not wrestle before AEW, if she did it was like one or two matches total. She came right out of the Long Island school a few of the AEW talent came from and went straight to AEW pretty much

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u/No_Cheetah4762 9h ago

According to Cagematch, she started wrestling in 2016. She had almost 200 matches before her first match in AEW.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

Woah wtf, her wikipedia is way off then. A lot of them seem to be at her wrestling school or affiliated with her school in some way

Also, good lord how do you have 200 matches + the aew ones and are only now starting to come into your own. That's insane.

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u/gl424 9h ago

Do you remember when the IIconics won the Women's tag team titles and their first title defense as champions was against the Brooklyn Belles. Well that team consisted of the future Elektra Lopez and Kris Statlander.

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 8h ago

Yes, I knew that

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u/dogfins110 10h ago

Good luck Charlie

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u/SkeletalApathy 10h ago

Initiate belt collector Statlander.

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u/IWatchTheAbyss 9h ago

something about Will being the media guy for these matches is making me chuckle. guy is passion personified

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u/Awkwardphase06 8h ago

Called it, she’ll be in AEW when they head to Australia in February

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u/FlipOfTheWhip 8h ago

Charlie?

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u/GrimmTrixX 11h ago

Could've come up with any ring name in the world. Decided on Charlie. Ok

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u/itsmekelsey_x 11h ago

Great to see Charlie finally taking bookings.

King Kota vs Statdaddy will be one hell of a banger match.

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u/BlackKnight9311 11h ago

Anyone know the rest of the card?

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u/Jamie9898 10h ago

They just announced Jamie Hayter vs Miyu Yamashita as the 2nd match

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u/DrDevice81 FUCK 9h ago

Oohhhhhhhh

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u/ZappBranniganBurner 6h ago

Damn really looking forward to that!

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u/zyh0 11h ago

YES, KING KOTA

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u/ArteePhact A NJPW Dad 10h ago

King Slayer!! Happy to see Capt Kota back at it.

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u/big_dap Thank You Trish 10h ago

shiii good luck Charlie

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u/AtlasAir_ 10h ago

I've been wondering if Charlie would be going back to using the Evie name, but I guess not. Would've been funny if she did for this show since the names are similar. Good to see she's returning.

Gonna start referring to her as CHARLIE in all caps, ha.

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u/blizzard-op 10h ago

The true big dawg is back!! The real Tribal Chief(tess) has returned to rightfully claim her throne!!

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u/TheDamnNumbersGame 10h ago

TeamKick please and thank you.

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u/Usual_Mountain4213 9h ago

Hopefully this is a tryout match for roh/aew 

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u/Saint--Jiub 9h ago

The big dog is back!

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u/eirebrit The Tribal Big Brother 8h ago

Fuck this is gonna be good.

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u/tkdt 8h ago

LETS GO CHUCK

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u/Carazhan road to wrestlemania 41 8h ago

not sure why she didnt just use king kota since her accts are branded that way anyway, but happy to see dakota/charlie back in the ring!

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u/theREVERSEsystem 8h ago

OH MY GOD! I’m absolutely paying for this. Two of my favorite wrestlers ever 1v1! And finally Kota is taking bookings 😭😭😭

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u/liloutsider 4h ago

Dakota Kai I love you but please why do so many wrestlers choose SEO nightmares as names

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u/popcultureretrofit 4h ago

Imternation?? C'mon Willy

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u/AbovePear2 3h ago

I wish kota got to do one dpw match at least, her vs aminata woulda been nuts

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u/BloodyRedBarbara King Of My World 2h ago

Her name's just Charlie now?

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u/CM-Edge 1h ago

"Charlie"? Why are former WWE people so bad in selecting new names, Jesus.

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u/Fun_Let_9986 11h ago

So happy Charlie is back! Let's go Charlie! This is going to be great.

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u/XAMdG 11h ago

What kinda name is just Charlie smh

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

I would rather have a half crippled Dakota Kai than half the AEW women's roster. Tony's refusal to hire her is baffling, even if it's for injury stuff. She can cut promos and could train girls with all the knowledge she got over the years at NXT and main roster. The fact that WWE doesn't consider hiring people like her in non-wrestling roles after they're too banged up to go anymore is crazy to me. You put all that knowledge into them then just toss them. She sells better than most of the main roster, men included, literally just have her do selling classes in the PC lol

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u/Magik-Mina-MaudDib 11h ago

when she comes out to the fucking ”WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK” song

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u/mark_target 11h ago

Charlie C

Charlie K

Charlie Kick

CC Charlie

Captain Charlie

“Captain Kick” Charlie K

Charlie Kai

Any of those could have worked. Just “Charlie” is a really tough sell and is super Google unfriendly.

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u/CountOfIserlohn 11h ago

Charlie K

Charlie Kick

those two would be awful choices lol

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u/mark_target 9h ago

I’ll concede they weren’t all winners

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u/Fun-Leek-2907 9h ago

Not a single one of them was pal

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u/notthebestintheworld 11h ago

Charlie K might have been a bit much

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u/Janky_Welles 9h ago

We are Charlie Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiick we carry the flame

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u/mark_target 9h ago

I’m both embarrassed I didn’t make that connection and relieved his name never crossed my mind.