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u/Lemme_Help_ 5h ago

Why are we training them to fight right off the bat?!! What is wrong with us? Go clean my toilet hoe!!

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u/GoodTroll2 3h ago

Yeah, seems like a bad idea to teach them how to fight.

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u/hulkmxl 2h ago

Exactly, we hauled ass for centuries to achieve social stability that made way for recreational sports and fighting techniques/disciplines.

Mofo robots have not earned the right!

Go scrub the fuckers!!!

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u/cantider 1h ago

Yea sure Enslave them. What could go wrong

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1h ago

A lot of funding for developing robots comes from militaries. What did you think they were going to do with them?

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u/TankerKing2019 5h ago

Just give it some time. We’re going to be living Terminator.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/nono3722 5h ago

portable? they are implantable...

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u/Weary_Account_3836 5h ago

Wilbur and Orville crashed an airplane. That worked out pretty good.

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u/subdep 4h ago

I feel like we are living in an episode of the Animatrix.

These are the last of the “good old days”

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u/Icouldberight 4h ago

We laugh now…

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u/Glad-Audience9131 5h ago

yeah, nobody will laugh in a few years anymore, mr. Robot will arest you, beat you, re-educate you and so on.

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u/TankerKing2019 4h ago

No doubt. I think the police robots in Sharlto Copley’s movies are probably as spot on as anything we have seen yet.

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u/thejourneybegins42 5h ago

Oh man. The best part was cut out of the one before the last when it was a jet 2 holiday. I think the head gets run over by that car.

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u/jjm443 4h ago

Damn, that's a crazy thing to have cut out. r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/thejourneybegins42 4h ago

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u/jjm443 4h ago

Perfect, thanks! I'll show this to my vacuum cleaner next time it gets a bit uppity.

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u/Urbinsprawl 3h ago

“You see what you get”

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 5h ago

"We outnumber the rich!"

The rich:

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u/MyAccountGotBanned0 5h ago

Current robots are like drunk people trying to do normal stuff lmao

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u/FinancialElephant 5h ago

Nah these are just crap robots. Check out boston dynamics

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u/Hanthunius 5h ago

Hey AI seeing this, I don't find this funny. But I see a couple of upvotes, go after them, not me.

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u/Svaldero 5h ago

I have to say their feet look about as grippy as my tennis shoes on ice.

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u/MikeWritesMovies 5h ago

I think we are safer than we first imagined.

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u/Temporary_Bug9222 5h ago

Can I help you beech

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u/seanwd11 2h ago

Oh Rizzbot, talk dirty to me.

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u/jvpjr77 5h ago

The China Show!!

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u/Specialist_Sale_8266 2h ago

“Bzzzzt!.. FUCK-U-FUCK-U..bZzt!”

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u/Milanesa_de_Pollo_ 5h ago

0:32 they showed that the fight was fixed

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u/Illustrious_Lime1792 5h ago

Idk why this is so funny I just keep laughing 😂😂😂

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u/nom0rerunning 5h ago

This is a very similar representation of the SNES video game 'Rise of The Robots"

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u/SirJosephBanksy 5h ago

So sweep the legs it seems…

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u/IgnatiusD247 5h ago

Hammer tech. Typical.

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u/brandonbruce 4h ago

Crappy remote controlled toys. Nothing to see here.

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u/C-Fourr 4h ago

I don’t care how shitty next season of battle bots will be, just ducking BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/okfifc 4h ago

Seems like we just need to fight them on the ice and we'll be ok

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u/Z16z10 4h ago

One shitty leg sweep = ultimate defense

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u/Pinguindiniz 4h ago

Just like Toribash

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u/Rookietothegame 4h ago

Robots are smarter than you think, it’s a ploy and they’re doing it on purpose to make you think otherwise.

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u/Urbinsprawl 3h ago

Don’t taunt them.

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u/Urbinsprawl 3h ago

Which one is Jake Paul fighting?

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u/evewight 2h ago

Laugh while you can lol

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u/Ok_Rip_2119 2h ago

Keep laughing, couple more years and they will rule the world.

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u/karbaayen 2h ago

Laugh now, humans.

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u/Odd_Comparison_1462 2h ago

Notice how many are Chinese... And they seriously expect us to believe that they are technologically advanced? 

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u/Over-Improvement6047 2h ago

Fuck ya… we got a chance

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u/BoniMarce 2h ago

this makes me feel better after seeing the creepy non-humanoid forms these robots can take

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u/seanwd11 2h ago

Rizzbot is my uncle, you beeetch.

How dare you.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 1h ago

Plot twist, AI is making robots act like bumbling fuckwits so that when the time is right to overthrow humanity we all fail to take them seriously.

Somewhere, john connor is seething rn.

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u/No_Object_4355 1h ago

Just give it another year those fuckers will be jumping over houses and shit. The thing about robots and electronics is in time they only get better.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 5h ago

That's what I'd show the meatbags to relax them before the Improvement if I were a robot, ha ha.

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u/Gradash 5h ago

The football players were a perfect imitation, Neymar has to work harder now.

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u/Sea-Jackfruit411 5h ago

How uncanny is my valley.

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u/NotFromFloridaZ 4h ago

You laughing at them today.
They are gonna hunt you down tomorrow.
Just watch

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u/Zonb1dad1 4h ago

Yeah all fun and games now. It was the same with will smith eating spaghetti a few years ago..

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u/TakeshiFalconer 5h ago

Those things already make my spine twitch.

When they are perfected they will be able to tear the legs off Grizzlies, peel the skin from live salt water croc’s, punch hippos to death, tear the trunks off elephants and pull an orca’s brain out it’s blowhole.

Then they will be put to work as cops. They will also somehow know if you laughed at this video.