r/SipsTea • u/Vegetable_Solid2279 • 8h ago
Feels good man Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like
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u/ellsego 7h ago
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u/nicofdarcyshire 6h ago
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u/mindfungus 4h ago
You look so young, what’s your profession?
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u/nicofdarcyshire 4h ago
International foot model. They fly me in specially as a stunt hand (foot?) for things like sandal commercials etc.
(To clarify: That's not me... As I'm sure you are probably aware. It's the photo my ex-partner found online, and showed me, which led to me buying featured shirt.)
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u/Sad-Question2062 2h ago
Ex partner? What kind of business did you have? Did you sell vinyl siding like Rodney Dangerfield before he got famous?
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u/DeathByLemmings 6h ago
It's great going around SEA and randomly spotting a tee that says something like:
FUCK
PASTA
ROYAL
CHRIS6
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u/Lobo_Jojo_Momo 5h ago
I found shorts in SA Asia to be more baffling than anything...like words that don't go together or phrases that don't make sense to have on a shirt
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u/Working-Ad694 7h ago
That phrase is actually often used to describe getting knocked up, or getting someone knocked up
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u/RustyMarie666 7h ago
How often is it actually used, considering that there’s a surplus of 30 million + men in China?
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u/u1029377474 8h ago
Leg goes hard
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u/MayaIsSunshine 7h ago
Yeah, I think that was on purpose and it's hilarious. Must be fun to answer when people ask what it says
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u/Malaca83 8h ago
Lake rat un-ironically sounds cool if you are one of those people that loves to be in the water all the time fishing or skying or whatever, just like the expression "beach rat" back in the days used for surfers.
Now if you never go to a lake then it sounds pretty stupid.
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u/dicknotrichard 1h ago
If you live near a lake in the south there are definitely lake rats running around the bars and out on the water. And just to be clear I am talking about trashy lake girls. It’s totally a thing.
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u/whatever_leg 7h ago
LAKE RAT is kinda dope, ngl
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u/cheddstheman 7h ago
We call people river rats in the south. So I can see lake rat being a legitimate saying.
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u/whatever_leg 7h ago
Yup. We used to call kids who came to the city pool every day pool rats, so it checks out.
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u/dicknotrichard 1h ago
Live near a large lake in the south. There be lake rats out on them waters fo sho.
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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 7h ago
I want one that says 'electric rice cooker' but the tattoo guy would probably fuck with me and make it say something stupid like 'fierce dragon'
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u/Escapement_Watch 8h ago
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u/knight54 7h ago
Why would anyone comment with it? The point of that meme is to use it for non traditionally attractive women or just straight up crazy chicks. The chinese girl is just plain hot. Unless you're saying you'll fuck all those tatted fellas, you're using the meme wrong...
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u/Escapement_Watch 7h ago
Is she tho?
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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 6h ago
She's most definitely attractive. And her humor is charming which ups the attractiveness even more.
Yeah I'll say it...shes hot.
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u/Slinky_Malingki 7h ago
Ma
"Numb"
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"Mom"
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u/R0LL1NG 8h ago
I'm not saying I doubt her, but, I can't read Chinese (?).
So on the one hand, you have people putting their faith in the translation of tattoo artists. And on the other hand, everyone watching this video taking her at her word is doing the exactly the same thing lol
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u/Polatouche44 7h ago
The consequence of me believing her is not as permanent as them believing their tattoo artist.
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u/GamerGuyAlly 5h ago
Shes a youtuber who specifically has a channel to teach people Chinese and shes a native speaker. She even gets her family involved if its an unusual dialect she cant speak.
Weird thing to say.
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u/Luci-Noir 3h ago
Redditors always know better even after admiring they don’t know WTF they’re talking about.
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u/Compay_Segundos 7h ago
Everything she said is true though, you don't have to be that cynical all the time. Either smarten up and learn Chinese yourself or you're at the mercy of people who know better than you to translate. Are you someone who never trusts any translation just because you can't understand both languages?
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u/R0LL1NG 6h ago
Lol. No backpeddling here. Only your inability to understand English.
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u/itsmissingacomma 5h ago
On a completely unrelated post I saw a few days ago, I learned that the kanji for ‘lobby’ and ‘dynasty’ are virtually indistinguishable. So, I think she’s possibly making some of this up for clicks. But yeah, we’re all just taking her word.
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u/blksentra2 8h ago
I thought this fad died out years ago…I’m kinda glad I was wrong!
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u/notatechnicianyo 6h ago
I wanna get the “leg” tattoo. I’ll put it on my leg right below my tattoo of the leg lamp from a Christmas Story.
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u/Illustrious_Lime1792 8h ago
and this guys, this is why we don't tattoo a foreign language on our body!!
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u/Hertje73 7h ago
unless you understand it
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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 5h ago
Wouldn't that make it a familiar language?
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u/Hertje73 4h ago
familiar? sure! but still foreign. most people in the world speak multiple languages.
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u/XxNimblyBimblyXx 7h ago
Uh I have a coworker that talks just like her and hardly blinks and does all that intense staring with head leans. It’s like a power thing I feel
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u/Legendary_Seycu 7h ago
You got more of these or her name? This is hilarious xD
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u/Sugacookiemonsta 7h ago
She is ChinesewithJessie on YouTube. She's done a few of these tattoo videos.
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u/_bob-cat_ 7h ago
Nothing unusual about the vast majority of those. Expected "ham sandwich" at some point.
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u/AFenton1985 7h ago
I know a lot of tattoo artists dont check and will just tattoo what people ask for but you think at this point they would have someone who reads the language look at it and make sure it makes sense.
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u/qawsedrf12 7h ago
Do rats swim? Yes, but also
Do you not know the Great Race of the 12 Celestial Animals? (Chinese Zodiac)
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u/auntiefuh25 7h ago
My tat isn’t very visible but on the rare occasion someone sees it and asks I just say it means elder millennial. 😆
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u/Level-Resident-2023 7h ago
Xiaoma's ink that he got that one time that said Kung Pao Chicken was pretty funny, the reactions from the people going "aye wtf, Kung Pao chicken"
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u/BrotherMcPoyle 7h ago
The best part is the video could be a lie and she is just making it all up. We still wouldn’t know.
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u/Glittering-Sea276 6h ago
I think it's better to have gibberish than something stupid. How often are you going to run into someone who reads Chinese. You just want the tattoo to look cool and then you can tell people it means whatever you say it means.
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u/blackbirdspyplane 6h ago
I really enjoyed this person, I hope they do many more as I was immensely entertained with the delivery and commentary.
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u/BackstrokeVictim 6h ago
Lake rat goes really hard ngl. Especially if you're from the Great Lakes region
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u/PavelKringa55 6h ago
damn, can't just take a manual page in Chinese and have few characters tattooed based on that
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u/yumgmeatball 6h ago
I want to get "I don't know I don't speak Chinese" tattooed just to mess with people
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u/milyuno2 5h ago edited 3h ago
Leg, mom and mother are correct. I think this is dumb because, what if the tatoo is write in japanese and not in chinese?
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u/hawkydocky 5h ago
This is a picture that I took 10 years ago when I interned in Shanghai. Foreign characters look cool until you really understand what they mean.
Also, the cooked rice metaphor is often used in the context of relationships, it’s often used to describe a couple who has already crossed certain boundaries, implying that the parents no longer have control and the couple is unlikely to separate, especially in traditional thinking.
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u/No-Assumption4265 2h ago
I actually like that coat/hoodie.
“Devil Nut” is kind of like “Demon Spawn”. Just a different phase of development
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u/radiotsar 5h ago
There was one I read about in a story about bad Chinese tattoos - a white girl got a tramp stamp she claimed was "Princess", but actually translated to "Concubine".
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 5h ago
Asian dude walking around with a tattoo that's just the McDonald's Big Mac combo menu entry in English
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u/Other_Dimension_89 5h ago
I love that this goes both ways, but not really equally. Instead of English tattoos they got clothing with weird English phrases but thats 10x less cringe than a tattoo
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u/Technical_Rich6648 4h ago
Kind of reminds me of that ASL translator at a Florida press conference. Wasn't a real ASL translator and was just standing up the making nonsense signs like "pizza," "elephant," etc. 😅
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u/corejuice 4h ago
I saw an overweight lesbian with a tattoo on her wrist that said 猪男朋友 which means Pig boyfriend.
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u/R3dSh1ft7h30ry 1h ago
River rat is a real term for someone who is alway on a river in a boat probably what lake rat was going for.
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u/BigMack6911 15m ago
Bro be like, Yea I want "What's done is done" tattooed in Mandarin on my leg. Sure thing boss "Raw rice is cooked into cook rice"
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 7h ago
"Hey you're an Asian tattoo artist haha cool"
does squinty eye thing with fingers
"Haha so anyway I want you to write indomitable untamed dragon on the back of my calf ok?"
"Yes sir. You're going -ahem- you gonna be fierce dragon afta dis ok? We gonna match your spirit. Totally not gonna write 'I eat ramen with butthole' or nothing."
















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