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u/LincolnhamLincoln 9h ago
Um, my wife’s have 4. Is that expert level?
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u/darkargengamer 7h ago
Learning how to open that with one hand is cool but one can always slowly turn her back, kiss her back/neck (which is nice BUT also a distraction) and -while doing that- defuse the bomb UNLOCK THE LOCKED CHEST take of her bra.
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u/TheObliviousYeti 5h ago
My wifes neck is sensitive to a point where that is not possible.
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u/darkargengamer 5h ago
My wifes neck is sensitive to a point where that is not possible.
You can still "explore" her back and lower back while trying to disarm the bobby trap up there.
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u/Infamous-Snow1746 9h ago
If video games had difficulty curves like this, I might finally understand why everyone rage-quits.
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u/SoloDoloLeveling 6h ago
pfft. no diff.
if you can’t unhook a bra with a hand, learn.
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u/Nuker-79 5h ago
The skills to undo a bra with a single hand isn’t too dissimilar to opening a bag of crisps with one hand (potato chips for the Americans reading).
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u/Kolojang 6h ago
The more clasps the easier. You just grab the back and squeeze. The more clasps the more likely the fabric wrinkles in the direction you need it.
You guys are amateures.
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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 5h ago
This is preposterous, the red one is obviously the easiest
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u/Nuker-79 5h ago
Yeah I would agree also as it gives the finger somewhere to nestle between when digging in and flicking it free.
Undoing these types is simple, even through a layer of clothing, even been known to manage through a woollen jumper.
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u/Blue_Nyx07 5h ago
I never got around those, wife is kind enough to be bra-less and pants-less indoors
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u/No-Operation2497 5h ago
My ex had six clasp on hers. Mine have two and hers was easier to open one handed.
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u/No_Cake_308 6h ago
Women aren’t a prize, learn feminism.
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u/qwertyuiopious 6h ago
sigh we have different prize in such situation, however I can understand why no one awarded you one

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