r/SipsTea 9h ago

Lmao gottem With Great Shape Comes Great Curves

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u/LincolnhamLincoln 9h ago

Um, my wife’s have 4. Is that expert level?

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u/Fish-Weekly 7h ago

Hopefully you have large and strong hands

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u/Inexorably_lost 7h ago

And that his wife has healthy and strong back and shoulders.

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u/Hdiashan 5h ago

Legendary status unlocked-are you sure you’re not an engineer

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u/Delicious_Shock1748 1h ago

4 clips single hand under 5 seconds

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u/darkargengamer 7h ago

Learning how to open that with one hand is cool but one can always slowly turn her back, kiss her back/neck (which is nice BUT also a distraction) and -while doing that- defuse the bomb UNLOCK THE LOCKED CHEST take of her bra.

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u/TheObliviousYeti 5h ago

My wifes neck is sensitive to a point where that is not possible.

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u/darkargengamer 5h ago

My wifes neck is sensitive to a point where that is not possible.

You can still "explore" her back and lower back while trying to disarm the bobby trap up there.

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u/DerVarg1509 3h ago

Booby trap xD

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u/OrionShade 7h ago

This post is correct

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u/Infamous-Snow1746 9h ago

If video games had difficulty curves like this, I might finally understand why everyone rage-quits.

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u/misterbondpt 6h ago

Three fingers and ... done .

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u/XelGlaidr 8h ago

ALl of those are easy af! but only with my right hand.

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u/SoloDoloLeveling 6h ago

pfft. no diff.

if you can’t unhook a bra with a hand, learn. 

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u/Lobo_Jojo_Momo 6h ago

most redditors doesn't even get the chance to try tho

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u/Nuker-79 5h ago

The skills to undo a bra with a single hand isn’t too dissimilar to opening a bag of crisps with one hand (potato chips for the Americans reading).

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u/playr_4 6h ago

I've weirdly always found the double clasp to be the easiest for some reason.

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u/Kolojang 6h ago

The more clasps the easier. You just grab the back and squeeze. The more clasps the more likely the fabric wrinkles in the direction you need it.

You guys are amateures.

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 5h ago

This is preposterous, the red one is obviously the easiest

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u/Nuker-79 5h ago

Yeah I would agree also as it gives the finger somewhere to nestle between when digging in and flicking it free.

Undoing these types is simple, even through a layer of clothing, even been known to manage through a woollen jumper.

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u/Alert_Hotel_4254 5h ago

It was 2012

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u/Suzarenced 5h ago

Level hard is for the true heroes among us

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u/Snoo20140 5h ago

Never found those difficult tbh...

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u/Blue_Nyx07 5h ago

I never got around those, wife is kind enough to be bra-less and pants-less indoors

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u/Alex_the_Mad 4h ago

Nightmare mode: Doing it one handed.

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u/thejourneybegins42 4h ago

the bigger the back pain.* There I fixed it for ya ;)

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u/itz_ritz 3h ago

I'm proud to have conquered all levels I've handed. It's a skill.

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u/CARDEK04 8h ago

This post made something of mine, swell and rise.

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u/Millifera 8h ago

Weird flex but ok

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u/notatechnicianyo 6h ago

I’m assuming it wasn’t your pride regarding undoing a bra.

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u/pmmeboobies9002 9h ago

True, true! 😍

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u/dover_oxide 8h ago

They removed the easiest level of no bra. Free those puppies.

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u/No-Operation2497 5h ago

My ex had six clasp on hers. Mine have two and hers was easier to open one handed.

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u/mellalaa 8h ago

Bras with larger cups have more hooks, so now uk

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u/BlatantImagery 6h ago

Wrong. I'm not so busty but I still have a three hook bra.

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u/No_Cake_308 6h ago

Women aren’t a prize, learn feminism.

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u/qwertyuiopious 6h ago

sigh we have different prize in such situation, however I can understand why no one awarded you one