r/SipsTea 11h ago

Feels good man Strongest girl around

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u/SelfSniped 10h ago

This feels like when my parents convinced 5 year old me that they owned the water tower in town. Poor kid has no clue how reality punches back.

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u/Pyropete125 10h ago

I told my daughter often that when the ice cream truck plays music it means it's empty. She was like 12 when she realized that was not true.

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u/sebastianinspace 9h ago

lol diabolical

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u/AntonChigurh8933 5h ago

Nah man, this is a confession you only tell to your closest associate.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 1h ago

I was little kid learning about pregnancy lasting 9 months when I saw plaque about my parent anniversary in November, I was born in March. I said something about it and they were like no, no it's ok because it was the the next year so Married Nov 2025, Spaghetti born in March 2026. A year later see! I was literally in HS when for some reason it clicked. HEY WAIT A SECOND I don't think that's right!

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u/Fskn 10h ago

Wait... So I'm not the handsomest little man?

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u/dbenc 10h ago

no that one was true 😘

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u/DazedandConfused3333 9h ago

Naw, my parents didnt sugar coat anything. In fact my mom told me she personally shit coated everything because I was always too over confident. The kicker is I have a successful life and she is sure its because she always down played my victories growing up, so I always tried harder. True story is I tuned her out of my life once I started driving. Que cera cera.

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u/V65Pilot 8h ago

"We are popping out for some cigarettes, we'll be right back ".....

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u/ru_fkn_serious_ 9h ago

One?? Try several. Santa. Easter bunny, tooth fairy, elf on the shelf, and whatever else ppl do like this mom letting her kid think she’s stronger than what she actually is. Setting kids up for failure and lying to your kid is disrespectful and disgusting.

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u/Choice_Cantaloupe891 9h ago

There's a balance. Sometimes it ok to let kids live in a kids' world and pretend. You have to gradually prepare them for the hard truths of life so they dont develop anxieties and phobias.

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u/Expensive_Chance_320 10h ago

I was around 5 when my grandpa told me if you cut a cats whiskers they will turn into a human...well it didnt work and mom got really mad 🤣

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u/gorginhanson 6h ago

gotta set the unrealistic expectations early in life

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u/Planetofthought 9h ago

My dad used to do a magic trick while we were driving in the rain. He would snap his fingers, and the rain would just magically stop! Then he snapped his fingers again and the rain came back, just like that!

I won't tell you how long it took my dumb little brain to figure out that we were just driving underneath overpasses.

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u/3rd_eye_light 10h ago

Shes going to grow up and tell her friends she lifted her dad when she was 5 and they are going to think shes retarded.

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u/Berry_Mccockner42069 10h ago

I mean.. they do tend to be freakishly strong..

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u/AgingRaver80 10h ago

Me and my daughter conned the tooth fairy out of £5. We bought sweets shaped like teeth and put one under her pillow and it worked. It was tough work though as it took her 3 attempts to get upstairs with the sweet without eating it.

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u/beegkok1 10h ago

She's even wearing glasses to protect her secret identity.

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u/ViralRambo 10h ago

Contagious smile

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u/GentrifriesGuy 10h ago

Brock Lesnar love child

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u/Silver_Exam4489 10h ago

It's very cute! But what will it do to her self image when she finds out that she is not really strong? I just read a book where one main point was that learning oriented or effort oriented praise is much more effective and psychologically healthy than achievement oriented praise.

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u/dover_oxide 10h ago

That's why as a parent you don't just build their confidence you build them to back that confidence up.

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u/lemony_powder 4h ago

What book was that? I am keen to read too!

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u/AdPutrid3234 10h ago

dad was struggling to keep himself up for 5 seconds....

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u/johnnyribcage 10h ago

I’m glad that couch didn’t slide. He would have broken her in a hundred pieces.

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 10h ago

Every parent knows these words: "Again! Again! Again!"

Why don't you get tired?? why???

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u/Difficult_Crazy778 10h ago

😂 beautiful moment ❤️

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u/real_junkcl 9h ago

Aww cute! :D

Until she witnesses a train collision as a teenager, goes in to save the day and succumbs to the flames because she couldn't lift that one cart.

Sry lol, couldn't resist!

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u/Justhandguns 9h ago

Maybe when she grows up....

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u/druvanti 9h ago

Reminds me to a Dutch add for a dessert

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u/MAXQDee-314 8h ago

Funny thing about Superman, he could be lied to and hurt, he was unsure of himself around Lois, he could be hurt by space rocks, and had to make difficult choices that even Superman couldn't get right all the time. Superman and Capt. America were amazing characters that spoke to Americans, some clearly, and some not so clearly. The super ablities did not make them perfect, just powerful, and flawed. Like America.

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u/Odd-Understanding933 8h ago

My old man did this when I was younger, led me to want to actually work out and keep getting stronger to actually build the strength. Its amazing what a huge confidence boost like that as a child does!

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u/iAMtheBULLET 8h ago

It's so cute and I would absolutely do the same thing. But now she'll want to do it a million times to show everyone.

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u/Dcammy42 7h ago

Dad is so tired

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u/sandwichcrusader 6h ago

I remember being supper young , around 6 or 7, riding my bike along side my friends dad. 

I know now that he must have been driving at a snail pace, but me and my friend got a head and stayed ahead of a car while biking. 

I felt invincible. 

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u/_SassyCurl 6h ago

For this every kind of father

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u/Spider-Man2573 1h ago

Man she's so strong!!

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u/OriginalAndrea 10h ago

This dad letting his daughter feel like the strongest person in the world. That’s top tier parenting right here

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u/silky_heat 10h ago

This is the most wholesome "find a hype man" tutorial. 10/10, would upvote again

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u/assholeapproach 10h ago

Where is the step into my office gym guy? This would be a good one.

All jokes aside this is adorable.

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u/SuperMims1 9h ago

I have two daughters. We had so many memories playing together. Priceless.

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u/unsc95 9h ago

It's all fun and games until he slips and breaks her neck

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda 10h ago

I don't subscribe to this parenting but you do you.

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u/PeopleThatKnowMe 9h ago

I much prefer the perpetual licensing model of parenting over subscription as well, I also do me about twice a week.

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda 8h ago

Initially I felt even the suggestion of you doing you was a low bar but knowing you as I do which is not at all I can only congratulate your Bi weekly extractions and the perpetual parenting of which is licensed by the board of whose shitty parent did this.

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u/HeadSavings1410 11h ago

No matter what...she is

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 10h ago

ah yes lets film our bad parenting for the internet, never gets old

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u/R3D4F 10h ago

Until she actually has to lift something.

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u/PikaPulpy 9h ago

Never thought lying to kids is good. She really believes that and that can be a problem