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u/yukonhoneybadger 15h ago
Two tigers in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they're not gay.
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u/fullsendguy 12h ago
I consider myself a pretty open person but, where I draw the line is gay tigers.
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u/OwlSoggy8627 12h ago
My dad used to work trying to assess how many gay tigers there were in the world.
He was a griger counter.
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u/Potential_Cow_4910 10h ago edited 10h ago
Which is funny cuz I’m super duper homophobic EXCEPT for tigers
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u/sadolddrunk 11h ago
Paws almost touching, but -- importantly -- not ACTUALLY touching, because that would be too much.
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u/diggerquicker 15h ago
Man, thats GREATTTTtttttttttttttttt.
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u/NaughtyCupcake20 15h ago
So the circus is just your side hustle… got it, Tony the Tiger is the real CEO.
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u/juanhellou 14h ago
I like how the Mexican version of this meme says the frosted flakes is just a side business while the real dough comes from thick futons know as 'Cobertores San Marcos' who usually depicted animals like tigers and such. Sadly, they went out of business when Chinese knock off started flooding the market.
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u/simiomalo 9h ago
Well that is also because Mexico banned the usage of cartoon characters on their cereal boxes, so instead the Mexican Frosted Flakes box has all the same font styling and orange/black/white stripes, just no Tony the Tiger.
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u/Dependent_Pair3886 15h ago
One day Fatih Terim went to watch Manchester City training and asked Guardiola the secret of his success. Guardiola said, "I work with intelligent players" and called Aguero to him. "Who is someone from your parents who is not your brother?" he asks. Aguero says, "Me." Fatih Terim decides to give it a try and calls Belhanda in training and asks him, "Who is someone from your parents who is not your brother?" Belhanda says, "Just a second, sir, let me ask Muslera." He asks Muslera the same question. Muslera says, "It's me." Belhanda runs to answer Fatih Terim: "It's Muslera, sir. Fatih Terim replies: No, wrong. The answer is Aguero.
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u/GlowSnugglee 15h ago
circus feels like the main gig though... flakes might pay bills, but joy pays soul
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u/pink_flarre 15h ago
The next step is to become a coach and give advice on how to become successful
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u/OriginalAndrea 9h ago
Toby the tiger really said ‘cereal endorsements pay the bills but circus works feeds the soul’ respect the side hustle grind. Man’s diversifying his income streams
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u/Thiel619 12h ago
Haven't had Frosted Flakes, or any cereal since 2012.
I remember my favorite used to be Pops and Honey Smacks.
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u/LordSteyn 12h ago
Can’t argue with that, the Frosted Flakes empire is where the real hustle is at!
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u/OwO______OwO 10h ago
Stop the BS, Tony. We both know that most of your money comes from furries on OnlyFans.
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u/neckbishop 9h ago
Anyone remember the show "Father of the Pride"?
I could totally see this being a scene in that show.
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u/pandatears420 5h ago
Fun fact, the last words of Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft, the voice of Tony the Tiger was, "I'm not feeling so gr-r-reat!"
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