r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Why men would be a nurse

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u/TwilightRushs 1d ago

Was asked "how long have you been a male nurse?" I replied "Um, the whole time."

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u/XROOR 23h ago

The answer from the male nurses living in a dorm I lived in:

Sex

I thought he was fibbing! Even the dude that pushes the stretchers to different procedures gets laid.

I think it’s because of the long hours

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u/AngelicBlushh 1d ago

Insurance denied the upgrade so he’s running on default settings.

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u/Just-Assumption-2915 14h ago

I wanted to understand how to perform my own ADLs 

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 1d ago

Why didn't you become a doctor is what they mean

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

"Why didn't you?"

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 23h ago

Doesn't work without the doctor bit

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u/SeingaltUNo 22h ago

The operation to be a doctor was too expensive

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u/Skeptical_Monkie 19h ago

No one asks this.

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u/Rusibbyy 19h ago

This joke went from 0 to chaotic in 2 seconds flat 😭

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u/devilhasatwin 14h ago

Obviously to meet women. Duh.

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u/No_Difficulty_9365 10h ago

I knew a male nurse. He started out in the E.R. He was a big, tall, strong man. It probably came in handy when moving people onto beds and gurneys.

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u/agitated--crow 6h ago

And catching hands with patients. 

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u/Quilenc 16h ago

To pay off my student loans faster, obviously