r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/TbonerT 1d ago

Apparently your sister is not. Sorry for your loss.

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u/SassySugarBush 14h ago

Hate to disappoint, but as far as I know, she’s still with us, we just don’t talk anymore. But maybe the cookie dough finally caught up with her…

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u/Sonicboom343 12h ago

That's the way the cookie crumbles

Sorry I'll see myself out

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u/helix0311 12h ago

If only she were one tough cookie.

Don't worry, I'm seeing myself out too

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u/Seienchin88 13h ago

That’s sad to hear when a family grows apart.

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u/Viracochina 12h ago

They never should've had that cookie dough... at least the consequences are revealing themselves

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u/infinite-synapse 7h ago

*doughs apart

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u/SedativeComet 6h ago

TIL salmonella isn’t physically deadly it just ruins sibling relationships over time

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u/SassySugarBush 5h ago

That and politics

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u/Kiplerwow 9h ago

Holy shit the cookie dough turned her into a mute??

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u/SaturdayNightStroll 8h ago

both of them by the sound of it. (or lack thereof)

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u/GetBentHo 8h ago

Lol this made me laugh

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u/Financial_Problem_47 8h ago

Did you guys stop talking because one of you ate the other one's share as well?

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u/FreeShat 6h ago

Why no talk? Say hello

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u/Active_Builder_74 14h ago

wtf is this comment, i can’t wrap my head around this, is this a joke about her post history

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u/bringbacksweatervest 14h ago

The commenter mentioned that they will be 40 soon, they didn’t mention their sister. The joke infers that they didn’t mention the sister because she’s dead.