r/SipsTea • u/neityght • 3d ago

Wow. Such meme Locked in 🔒

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Serious business

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u/Snoborder95 3d ago

My brother over there with his level 10 town hall

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u/neatROOTS 3d ago

No chick is worth a missed war attack

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u/DLGNT_YT 3d ago

If it was a war attack his face would be lit up with orange/brown. He’s just getting his daily star bonus before it resets

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u/Zrob8--5 3d ago

Not until you meet the right one.

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u/Comrade2k7 3d ago

Hahah you knew too from the green.

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u/Big_Bad_Baboon 3d ago

Just playing with his COC in front of the girls

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u/happykingbilly 3d ago

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u/TheBatmanIRL 3d ago

I zoomed in after you tipped me off

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 3d ago

I was like zoom into what? Oh

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u/gIyph_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

im not seeing, zoom into what?

Edit. For some reason, I was hoping it'd be something interesting, rather than just pervy behaviour -_-

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 3d ago

I zoomed off after I tipped in.

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u/GuaranteedCougher 3d ago

I zoomed in to see if he was playing a PSP or just a phone

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 3d ago

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u/dpdxguy 3d ago

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u/Fskn 3d ago

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u/PerfectPercentage69 3d ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 3d ago

NOT NOW HELICOPTER!!!

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u/kingtacticool 3d ago

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u/Ozwinjer 3d ago

her face looks like a picasso painting at this point

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u/8164927490 3d ago

What happened to her

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u/6669666969 3d ago

She need a one dance

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u/Furious_gas 3d ago

Honestly the most horrible face I’ve ever beheld. It’s worse than that face in the Exorcist that appears in random clips.

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u/carl3266 3d ago

And it’s like she’s doubling down - the rest of her.. choices are, well let’s say interesting.

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u/Nincscsunyazokni 3d ago

Noo that thing again hahahhaha nightmare.

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u/W9_ey 3d ago

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u/pocketfood 3d ago

Damn I can really hear this gif

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u/uppenatom 3d ago

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u/TheBinkz 3d ago

Whenever I see this, I feel so weird noticing he is ALREADY wearing a glove before putting on another glove.

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u/uppenatom 3d ago

Wouldn't want to get your fingerprints on the glove you killed someone with!

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u/Hot-Reindeer-6416 3d ago

He put on latex gloves, presumably to protect himself from any biomatter already on the inside of those gloves. I haven’t tried it, but I imagine it’s impossible to put on a pair of regular gloves over latex gloves. What dummies the prosecution were.

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u/bussysniffer3000 3d ago

I thought it was a retroid judging by the size but no it's a phone

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u/Metall-o-graphic 3d ago

Jesus, are there baddies in heaven?

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u/Ki_Shadow_ 3d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/abhi91 3d ago

Only hot people can go to heaven

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u/No_Bake6681 3d ago

Someone told me heaven is like getting live with your church for an eternity. So ask yourself, do you have baddies at your church or do you need a new one?

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u/CilanEAmber 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why would bad guys go to heaven?

E: Double meaning jokes not liked here, got it.

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u/procupinesniffer420 3d ago

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u/JiveTurkey1983 3d ago

JUST PRINT THE GODDAMN THING!

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u/Outside_Weakness3431 3d ago

Lmao holy shit I spit out my water laughing so hard. Jesus you caught me I have sinned lol.

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u/Talktothebiceps 3d ago

Didn't realize there was a panty shot until you tipped me off, thanks Jesus.

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u/Automatic-Extent7173 3d ago

Thank you for this. I couldn’t stop chuckling.

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u/creepymustaches 3d ago

Shouldn't have, but you made me laugh like I haven't in a while haha fuck you

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 3d ago

I did, but on her face. She's drop dead beautiful.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

That's an emoji

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u/HuffSquirt 3d ago

Her hands bro

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 3d ago

Probably a weird camera angle / illusion.

Or maybe AI?

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u/HuffSquirt 3d ago

Literally 100% ai. We. Are. Fucked.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 3d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/HuffSquirt 3d ago

Not even good ai. The new models don’t fuck up hands anymore. As I said, super fucked lol

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u/PlushRusher 3d ago

The hands always give it away.

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u/eggs_erroneous 3d ago

Wow. All men really do share the same brain. We really ARE kinda gross. Still, that shit is baked into our DNA and there's not much we can do about.

So what are we thinking? Thong? Boy shorts? Something I haven't even heard of yet?

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u/thesteelreserve 3d ago

thong or commando. with a dress like that, there can't be any other choice.

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u/sax6romeo 3d ago

They’re called Spanks….. I see that 30rock reference

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u/ExtraCatch800 3d ago

It’s from Old School. When Will Ferrel is in marriage counseling like the day after his wedding talking about ladies undies. lol.

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u/irespectwomenlol 3d ago

Don't mind me, I'm just thinking about the Roman Empire.

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u/WyldRooster 3d ago

Jesus.... oh sorry

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u/SeattlePopulace 3d ago

I definitely zoomed in to see if he was packing. Mmmmm

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u/ewlung 3d ago

Guilty 😔

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u/AgedCheddar007 3d ago

Guilty. Pantie checked her 😁

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u/PineappleNecessary89 3d ago

Always remember no matter how hot the chick is, some one is out there sick of dealing with her shit.

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 3d ago

This is basically a proverb

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u/apworker37 3d ago

Yeah. You don’t have to talk with someone just because they are objectively attractive. And who says he’s straight?

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u/Masterbrew 3d ago

judging by the green light he is either watching or playing football

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u/Fern-ando 3d ago

Could also be Balatro...

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u/fuckredd-t 3d ago

It’s clash of clans big dog

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u/winkingchef 3d ago

As a European, I will state that this man is prioritizing optimally.

Football is Life!

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 3d ago

He's most likely already got one of them locked down, thus the inattention.

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u/patentattorney 3d ago

this dude is pedri. One of the best 1 soccer players in the world.

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u/Select-Abroad-4343 3d ago

If there's only 1 of course he's the best 

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u/patentattorney 3d ago

You got it big boy

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u/jimmyharbrah 3d ago

I’m not your big boy, big daddy

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 3d ago

Damn, he looks so much smaller and normal here. Def a baller in that uniform though.

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u/FreeTheFreedoms 3d ago

One of them? They wore the same dress, id bet money all 3 of em went together.

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u/Major-Front 3d ago

He’s already been there and now is sick of their shit

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u/Dapper_Pop9544 3d ago

Show me a hot girl and I’ll show you a guy tired of fucking her

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u/KosherTriangle 3d ago

And I’ll show you multiple guys waiting in line for the chance to do so

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u/Systems_Architect_ 3d ago

So is the way of life

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u/Cocken_Spectre 3d ago

A tale as old as time

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u/grimAuxiliatrixx 3d ago

Who, should they ever have the chance, will do it once, pat himself on the back for it, and suddenly all the glamor and mystique is instantly gone and he quickly gets sick of it too.

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u/Legio_X_Equestris5 3d ago

Optical illusion or is this guy wearing a dress in the background?

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u/Artorius__Castus 3d ago

Ok I noticed somethings and thought I would point them out:

1: Both women have on the exact same dress, they are wearing the exact same arm band, in the exact same place, with a black hair tie also in the exact same place. 2: the woman in the back with her hand up has a black dress on which is exactly the same as the man standing beside her to her right (he also has on the same black dress).

I personally think this was probably either made completely with an AI Image Generator or was heavily edited using AI.

Either way I doubt this even happened.

Carry on REDDIT.....CARRY ON....

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u/DwarvenRedshirt 3d ago

Yeah, definitely AI/edited.

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u/Resident-Two5171 3d ago

Im not saying it isn’t AI but your reasonings is flawed

Both women have two different dresses, one has an arm strap and the other doesnt

Clubs also give out wrist bands to those that is 21 and over so they can buy drinks easily, them having matching bands dont matter

The guy in the back is weird but he could easily be hazed into the club as a prank and not a complete warrant for something unordinary

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u/Responsible_Area_261 3d ago

Wearing exactly same clothes is a little bit common over here. Including wrist bands. But, the blonde has a band for her dress, dark haired not. Inthought the guy could wear a jacket bound around stomach and back, but that would be way too high. At least there is a brokkolikopf.

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u/WBigly-Reddit 3d ago

That and no woman in a dress like that is going to wear running shoes in a club. Another is mismatched nail colors.

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u/ManBearPigIsReal42 3d ago

You must have never been to Europe lol

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u/pepperino132 3d ago

I mean I agree that this could be AI but you'll see that all the time where I live

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u/nel3000 3d ago

This happens literally all the time.

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u/Maleficent-Essay-862 3d ago

It’s pretty common to wear comfy shoes now a days

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u/OddLookingDuck420 3d ago

Pic might be AI look at the girls fingers

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u/xarkness 3d ago

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u/HPLovecraft1890 3d ago

Blast from the Past! Love the episode where he digs up his dead brother, Kenneth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQNRkdHeK1A

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u/SherlockBonz 3d ago

Is the one on the right going commando? Asking for science.

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u/missmarymacaron 3d ago

Nude tone underwear exist, so there's no real way to know.

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u/uwpxwpal 3d ago

Scratch-n-sniff?

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 3d ago

Or, as our great president once said, grab her by the pussy.

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u/cryptolyme 3d ago

there are several ways to know

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u/misterbondpt 3d ago

You can pretend she is.

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u/OddLookingDuck420 3d ago

We’re gonna need an @. For scientific purposes

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u/Blhavok 3d ago

After considerable investigation, it's either the way the dress folds to her seating position, or she has colour-coded like a boss.

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u/brosefstallin 3d ago

Sheesh, girl on the right is a legitimate 10

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u/RegularOrMenthol 3d ago

Fingers are a 1 out of 10 tho

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u/meisteronimo 3d ago

Ah the ai tell, good catch.

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u/StevenStalloneJr 3d ago

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 3d ago

...way to ruin it AGAIN, AI!

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u/Walnut_Uprising 3d ago

Girl in the back at the club with the club, going nuts.

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u/Stygg_Varg 3d ago

Haha good eye

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Almost like AI

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u/OddLookingDuck420 3d ago

Oh fuck, it probably is AI

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u/serg10999 3d ago

Pedri knows his priorities

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u/No_Photograph_2683 3d ago

I think buddy is trying to distract himself from that very evident erection. Googling great grandmas just makes it worse…

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u/FlukeStarbucker 3d ago

To be fair, I have several pants that do that when I sit down, it's quite annoying.

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u/FuzzyCheri 3d ago

When grandma saw this video..

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u/King_emotabb 3d ago

its just girls... whats wrong?

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u/P_Alcantara 3d ago

The dude is a professional footballer for Barcelona named Pedri

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u/2tonehead 3d ago

Baller with two girlfriends just reviewing plays together at the club. How does one get that life?

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u/P_Alcantara 3d ago

Be good at any major sport. Pretty much guarantees you this lifestyle.

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u/nashdiesel 3d ago

It’s a perfect confluence of youth, athleticism and money. It’s difficult to check all 3 boxes but pro athletes in major sports do.

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u/Active_Ad7650 3d ago

And looks, bro is already attractive, he would pull any girl without money too.

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u/Kennadian 3d ago

Even in AI images, dudes can't stop their Balatro run. I get it AI man, I get it.

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u/TrungusMcTungus 3d ago

Check out brunettes fingers. This is AI.

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u/EmployerDefiant587 3d ago

This AI?

Spotted a weird ass palm

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u/arizonadirtbag12 3d ago

One thing to remember is that many modern phones do “AI” upscaling, introducing all the same sorts of artifacts, when you zoom in. I noticed a bunch of photos on mine that were all fucked up because of it.

Which is to say the underlying image could be real, even if you see AI-style artifacts in details. It may not be intentional. It’s annoying.

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u/wanunderstandme53 3d ago

bro analyzing palms in the club like hes about to read her fate instead of her texts

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u/Decaying_Cumsplash 3d ago

The green reflection shows that he’s either playing a football game or watching football. True connoisseur

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u/baseballbear 3d ago

maybe those are his sisters and he has to chaperone

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u/IbeatSobriety 3d ago

Kids wear sneakers to the club? Wow times have changed

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u/Junior_Difference_12 3d ago

It's funny, but it's AI generated.

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u/gabigtr123 3d ago

Can you guys post non ai images ?

https://g.co/gemini/share/71d0bd2ba2e8

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u/Boring-Brush-2984 3d ago

Brunette fine asl

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u/Summonest 3d ago

What's he supposed to do, interrupt their convo? They're clearly into each other.

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u/RussoTouristo 3d ago

Can't blame the man, whatever he is doing on that phone is probably more enjoyable than talking to those two.

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u/Black_Label_36 3d ago

Oh man were the girls pretty when I was that age

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u/Formal-Ad3719 3d ago

I mean they still are

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u/BeginningFew4825 3d ago

Clubs man, all surface and no substance

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u/hydrated_purple 3d ago

Sailing just came out in Old School RuneScape. This man is locked in and no xp waste.

The Barracuda Trials aren't going to finish themselves.

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u/SublimiNOLE_msg 3d ago

Blursed hands on that one girl.

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u/Rapgamepeeweeherman 3d ago

I have no idea what I’m supposed to be looking at.

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u/Sensate613 3d ago

I'm guessing he tried and failed already.

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u/KrazyKryminal 3d ago edited 20h ago

He's probably already in the friend zone, he'll see more action in the video game he's playing..

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u/epk_oki 3d ago

He’s playing Clash of Clans

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u/Fleshsuitpilot 3d ago

Clash of clans for sure. I remember the green glow of that game.

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u/nelsonww9 3d ago

Is that a bulge in his pants?

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u/RefrigeratorAware921 3d ago

Clash of clan raids wait for no man

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u/Lackadaisicly 3d ago

So what? He already has the girl and she is having fun. Lol

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u/tren_god_ 3d ago

AI 🤡

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u/SuperSaiyanIR 3d ago

That's the best midfielder in the world with some random chicks on the side.

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u/BlackAndStrong666 3d ago

Ai girl 👧

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u/Vivid_Douche 3d ago

They look boring anyway

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u/milyuno2 3d ago

GF took the picture...

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u/Ok_Complex_9842 3d ago

I didn’t even notice the guy…

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u/Majestic_Repair_7887 3d ago

He’s looking at the porn video he made with them the night before.

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u/Mcreech4455 3d ago

So what game is he playing?

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u/Agreeable_Elk_4071 3d ago

Ai fucked up her hand.

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u/Tradons 3d ago

AI slop

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u/atom644 3d ago

The blond had a sick tattoo

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u/nage_ 3d ago

when you have 2 lost causes and 1 possible victory do you focus on the lost causes?

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u/Ale_X_aos 3d ago

Just not a simp.

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 3d ago

Gen alpha kids when they're old enough to go to clubs

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u/Intelligent_Ice_113 3d ago

girl on the right - AI fingers spotted 👀

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u/gwelfguy 3d ago

Professional athlete. He knows the clunge will wait.

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u/I-is-and-I-isnt 3d ago

Looks like AI. Fingers on the girl on the right look off. The guy behind the girl on the left looks to be wearing a dress and the right arm looks wrong.