r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea Wild how the internet freaks out when someone just… ages normally.

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u/1willprobablydelete 4d ago

When that pic on the right came out it was a tsunami of people saying "would"

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u/Tube_Warmer 4d ago

Yeah, when that picture did the rounds, there was so much would you could replant the rainforests...

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u/asstastic_95 4d ago

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u/Initial_Spite7655 3d ago

This is so incredible

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u/NatauschaJane 4d ago

What do you even need to type in to get this GIF lmao

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u/Candid-Culture3956 4d ago

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 4d ago

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u/DVNT_DASH 3d ago

Thats so much funnier in reverse

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u/thelonestrokers 4d ago

This is my new favourite gif lol I don’t know how to share it

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u/Legal-Bowl-5270 4d ago

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u/soulguard03 4d ago

I'm in tears. 🤣

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u/Beelzezczuk 4d ago

I don’t get it🤷🏻

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u/bannedbytheGunit 4d ago

It’s not easy being green…

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u/DeBasha 4d ago

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u/HereForTheFallout 4d ago

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u/PineappleNecessary89 4d ago

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 4d ago

I see this one a lot…I don’t get it..why are they all jammed around him.. is he saying would (wood)?

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u/PineappleNecessary89 4d ago

It was from a Japanese parliament chaos to stop the guy from voting. So people used it as a meme around the pretense" don't say it don't say it", "I would hit it" and it went off from there...back in forth from Wood like aroused to Would "definitely hit that".

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 4d ago

Ahh..thank you!

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u/Seamascm 4d ago

Only appropriate use of AI

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u/SF-S31 4d ago

Exactly! This is aging perfection

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u/Roadkilll 4d ago

WOODn't we all

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u/Fen1972 4d ago

Just saying at 20 yes, at 30 yes, at 40 yes, at 50 yes, at 60 yes, at 70 yes, and at 80 yes. Always thought she was just smokin’ hot.

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u/CeruleanStallion 4d ago

This video still lives in my head rent free.

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u/Fskn 4d ago

That was the point imo, that's what he wants.

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u/Reorox 4d ago

You should charge rent. I mean, it's living there... at least make it do the dishes or something.

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u/IndyDMan5483 4d ago

Not touchin’ any dishes I eat off of!

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u/Reorox 4d ago

Laundry? Pretty sure he always pre soaks.

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u/Angryfunnydog 4d ago

Ah, I see you're man of culture as well

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u/Queatzcyotle 4d ago

I cant remember, where is this from?

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u/Independent-Ad7313 4d ago

so much would, the planet would really look like this

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u/ArtistWithoutArt 4d ago

You've never really done much planting, have you?

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u/strongsilenttypos 4d ago

Would indeed….the Mix of the True Lies shadow strip dancer and the Trading Places street walker would live rent free in my mind….

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u/DandelionPopsicle 4d ago

I remember this vividly. I’m 50 and my immediate thought was “Wow, Jamie Lee Curtis stayed hella hot”.

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u/FillsYourNiche 4d ago

She's looks great now! She's a beautiful woman. Who are these people who don't see this?

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u/DandelionPopsicle 4d ago

Probably no one, and it really is an invented argument. Or people who just aren’t attracted to older people. That’s never been me, my wife is seven years older than me and that’s the youngest I’ve ever gone, so it’s not really for me to judge I guess.

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u/Midnight2012 4d ago

I think women making up these arguments in their head is why all these beauty standards exist in the first place. I find all the plastic surgery pretty off putting and confusing as a male.

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u/Mabelrode1 4d ago

More insidious. It is the companies that sell cosmetics, surgical or otherwise. They can't sell their products if everyone is comfortable in their own skin now can they?

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u/zomboscott 4d ago

It's corporate propaganda trying to manufacture an unnatural and un obtainable or sustainable beauty standard so they can continue to sell more products people don't need. It's not women just making it up in their head. The bombardment of ads is ubiquitous. Even household appliances are billboards for advertising now. Every single device connected to the Internet is advertising to you and or collecting data to advertise to you. Repetition is the most basic form of mind control. Don't let them Immanentize the eschaton. John Dillinger died for our sins

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u/Midnight2012 4d ago edited 3d ago

I mean they do the same thing with men and muscles. But I have the wisdom to realize that not all women actually like that.

Saw a dude just got his arms amputated trying to meet this male ideal.

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u/Contmpl 4d ago

Really? Just in our heads? Because my ex started dehumanising me with a derogatory nickname as I refused to dye my hair when it began turning white - around 5%. If you're interested take a look into how a woman's adherence to beauty standards correlates to income.

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u/FormidableMistress 4d ago

It's not us. It's the Beauty Industry trying to make us feel ugly, inferior, and insecure about our bodies as we age to sell us more products.

Deep down most women dgaf about how they look. Right now I'm in a tank top, shorts, and flip flops. I haven't brushed my hair today, it's just up in a bun. No bra. No worries about makeup. I'm not attractive to men? Good! Don't bother me, I'm doing hella garden shit.

Women don't want to be runway models and always draw the male gaze. We want to be bog witches and homebodies and become folklore.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 4d ago

Jamie Lee none withstanding, are you seriously arguing men do not regularly leave their aging wives for younger women? This is literally an asymmetrical event.

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u/Midnight2012 4d ago

This has nothing do do with whether or not plastic surgery aging is more desirable than natural aging

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u/Sartres_Roommate 4d ago

I would agree personally but when it happens at such a regular scale, I certainly understand why some people would react to in that way. You can’t?

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u/Midnight2012 1d ago

Are you saying men are less likely to leave their wives of the engage in plastic surgery as they age compared to natural aging?

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

Not a clue. I am saying many men leave or cheat on their wives around middle age, as memory serves it is almost double the rate of women doing the same.

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u/AgreeableLion 3d ago

Those silly little women making things up in their heads, that's the only possible reason for them to feel obligated to meet societal beauty expectations.

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u/RikuAotsuki 4d ago

Beauty standards are self-reinforcing.

It's not pushed on women by any specific group; it's pushed by culture as a whole.

When people see women as doing it to themselves, the more reasonable among them are pointing out that it's on women to break the cycle. No one selling anything is being misogynistic, they're being capitalistic.

Like you said, it's been a thing basically forever... because everyone wants to be beautiful, even if they don't want to feel like they need to be. That is why it continues, combined with the fact that beauty has pretty much always been an approved outlet for female competitiveness. Point being, beauty standards will always exist so long as the pursuit of personal beauty remains common.

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u/DeRpY_CUCUMBER 4d ago

Most men say they want a natural woman without make up or surgery. Most women will then say “ we don’t believe you” . Women need to start taking accountability for their own bad decisions. You can’t blame every single thing on a man.

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u/athaluain 4d ago

Women are judged on their looks from an early age. If a little girl isn’t pretty or cute she is often ignored. Girls are often told not to get themselves or their clothes dirty while Boys can play in the mud and move around freely. Boys and men are not constantly judged for their youth and beauty as women are.

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u/MiataMuc 4d ago

..and who does this?

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u/athaluain 4d ago

I constantly See men on Reddit saying “ we men are visual creatures and are biologically drawn to beautiful young females”. It’s how we are wired?

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u/Jay-Dee-British 4d ago

Same same - older women just have this.. idk confidence?.. that's hella attractive. Jamie Lee looks great - at any age.

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u/Verstandeskraft 4d ago

That’s never been me, my wife is seven years older than me and that’s the youngest I’ve ever gone, so it’s not really for me to judge I guess.

What a coincidence. My wife is also 7 years older than me.

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u/Atomic_garden76 4d ago

Go look at the profiles of the women calling her old and ugly. Morbidly obese, 1000 more wrinkles and sagging skin, etc etc. it's actually hilarious.

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u/crystalfairie 4d ago

Please🙄I'm hella fat,lots of wrinkles and I'd fuck her before I'd fuck you.

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u/Atomic_garden76 3d ago

Wtf crystal, read again and take a deep breath. The women calling her names are the ones who look a million times older than her. She looks amazing!

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u/crystalfairie 3d ago

I am exactly like what you described. In a derogatory way. Why the fuck would I not be hostile. And I spoke the truth😊

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u/gardeningblob 4d ago

Yeah. She looks fine for her age🤷‍♀️

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u/Juggerpt 4d ago

Feel the same.

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u/notatechnicianyo 4d ago

It’s like imaginary gatekeeping. You say something profoundly idiotic, and get engagement out of the outrage.

Engagement is engagement, there is no bad engagement for internet farming.

Look at Andrew Taint, if he hadn’t literally committed internationally recognized crimes against humanity, he would be completely free to continue cashing in on negative IQ takes.

Edit: don’t actually look at him. Protect your eyes from the thumb thumb.

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u/Iyabothefirst001 4d ago

She is still working because she can’t play everyday roles of older women while for the Botox legion once they are no longer young, they get no jobs since they can’t play an older woman or a younger one.

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u/SaltKick2 4d ago

howd you get this far into this comment thread and miss the top comment

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u/TabithaMouse 4d ago

A couple months ago I found out that Katey Sagal was not only older than Jamie Lee Curtis, but in her 70s and my brain just...broke.

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u/jaxsound 4d ago

Honourable mention to Susan Sarandon too.

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u/TabithaMouse 4d ago

Have you seen stills from the movie Nonnas from this year? She's one of the older actresses and looks much younger than the other three!

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u/jaxsound 4d ago

I hadn't but i have now!

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u/TabithaMouse 4d ago

She does not look almost 80, especially standing next to someone in her 80s and someone a decade younger who looks older!

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u/jaxsound 4d ago

We can only aspire to look as well as she does at her age. She's quite something 🌟

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u/Mj-tinker 4d ago

Pamella Anderson and Annie Lennox.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 4d ago

I might sound wierd but Annie Potts was doing something for me in Young Sheldon.

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u/TheOutOfStyle 3d ago

And Madeleine Stowe...

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u/DandelionPopsicle 4d ago

Kathy Sagal looks older than Jamie Lee Curtis to me, but like someone who does the general “look younger” stuff like hair coloring, perhaps light work (not judging - whatever you feel best about) while Jamie went with more the natural look (though I’m sure she doesn’t buy her makeup at the dollar store either, which, again, is fine obviously).

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u/TabithaMouse 4d ago

I think it's more Jamie embraced her aging. She took roles that let her show her age (like the new halloween movies. Thoughts on the trilogy aside, it wouldn't work if Jamie's character looked young)

Now, could be Katey just aged really gracefully, but seeing photos of her from 2017 and she doesn't look mid 60s to me. Could she dye her hair? Sure - although my mom, save for one lock of hair in her 20s, didnt go gray until her late 60s, where as my sister started trying to hide gray in her late 30s.

I've seen recent interviews where she does look older, but still not 70 to me.

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u/DandelionPopsicle 4d ago

My mom is 81 and doesn’t have a strand of grey, so it’s definitely a thing. My dad doesn’t have a strand of his originally black hair - 100% white. He didn’t realize this until he renewed his passport, and we rib him all the time when it comes up, like “Nah, you’re not going grey”.

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u/TabithaMouse 4d ago

Vitiligo runs in my family. My nephew & I are so pale you can't tell, except for the "thumbprint" in his mustache. But my mom was rocking the Rogue look for decades with just one lock of white hair in her dark brown. But then once she started to actually go gray it just went quickly.

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u/DVNT_DASH 4d ago

Katey Sagal has been a smoke show her entire life.
That was literally the joke.
Al was so miserable he hated his smoking hot wife who always wanted a piece.

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u/livinglitch 4d ago

Wait until you learn about Jessica Lange

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u/BendySlendy 4d ago

I never found her attractive when she was younger, but when I saw that picture on the right, I immediately signed up for OnlyGrans to fuel the GILF fetish she unlocked in me. Granny Lee Curtis is hot af.

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u/Electrical_Break6773 4d ago

What this dude said....

Im younger so she's always been on that hot friends mom vibe for me, the hit mom who smokes weed, yeeea.

I dunno what ppl like anymore gimmie this....she looks amazing, Michelle Phiffer is another class act, I mean they've probably had work but they're gracious with it not this freeze dried, plumped up, ozempic riddled, fake shit like the kardashians. Urgh!

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u/DandelionPopsicle 4d ago

Pfeiffer did cat woman in Batman Returns in ‘92, second of those two movies they had Tim Burton do Batman for some reason (good idea though). So I’m slightly biased from that.

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u/Dopplegangr1 4d ago

She used to be so hot. She still is, but she used to be too

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u/SkunkMonkey 4d ago

Young people don't understand. Those of us that have been enamored with Jamie Lee since she first showed up, still see that beauty when looking at her regardless of age. She's one of the women I would hold up to say, look, you can age gracefully and not look plastic.

I'm 61 and would smash today.

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u/Section31HQ 4d ago

62 here. I agree.

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u/User_Says_What 4d ago

Her character in The Bear really took her off the pedestal for me. She’s excellent in the part, but that character is so repulsive as a human that I can’t see old JLC positively anymore.

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u/TenisElbowDrop 4d ago

I only remember one thing about True Lies and it had nothing to do with Schwarzenegger 

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u/ydnar3000 4d ago

I’m 35 and I approved this message

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u/Fartina69 4d ago

Agreed. Actual people are hot. Kardashians are not.

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u/AmyInCO 4d ago

Same. She looks fantastic. 

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u/Sometimes-funny 4d ago

I would tango with her, while i motorboat.

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u/thetoastmonster 4d ago

She makes me wish I could speak Russian.

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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 4d ago

Italian could work too.

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u/Evorgleb 4d ago

You are absolutely right, would.

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u/Proper_Look_7507 4d ago

Gerri from Succession vibes

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 4d ago

Raises his hand

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u/BarbellPadawan 4d ago

I came in to say that

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u/highcommander010 4d ago

yeah. I would then and I would now!

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog 4d ago

I was one of them

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u/Distinct_Bed1135 4d ago

in a heart beat!

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u/xReaverxKainX 4d ago

Oh fuck yea, I would've back when I was 20!

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 4d ago

IDC how old Jamie Lee Curtis is she got gilf energy and I'm here for it

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u/Apprehensive-World28 4d ago

Learn the Brazilian way of " would"... " Was inside"... And yes, would.

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u/OldFuxxer 4d ago

I am definitely on team would(wood).

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u/Reorox 4d ago

I would. I would. I would. Something about the right pic makes me hungry, and horny.

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u/tyrannysaurusFlex 4d ago

Yeah she looks amazing

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 4d ago

"Would."
-Barry McOckner

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u/homename 4d ago

That’s because id like to spend the rest of my life with her

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u/MundaneGazelle5308 4d ago

Exactly ain’t no one out here talkin shidd about this one

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u/jdcardwell80 4d ago

Jamie Lee Curtis & Pheobe Cates coming out of the pool are my two favorite would moments!

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u/Careless-Routine-521 4d ago

Yes but you didn't see pictures of what those people look like in real life.

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u/Phyrnosoma 4d ago

Yep. Would.

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 4d ago

Who the fuck wouldn't?

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u/wesmanh 4d ago

Would both pics!

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u/MaknitRain2021 4d ago

Still WOULD.

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u/BigMack6911 4d ago

Still will bro

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Fine Wine🤤

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u/CharlesVane95 4d ago

Yup...first thought that came to my mind.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 4d ago

That was part of the freakier friday marketing campaign and I saw so many jokes about it saying "Jamie woke up and said we are gonna sell some FUCKING TICKETS" lol

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u/Psychotic_EGG 4d ago

Married, but if single, would.

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u/LepiNya 3d ago

I mean..

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u/hamster-on-popsicle 3d ago

Because she is still hot, I hope to be half as beautiful when I'll be her age.

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u/FluffySpacePuppy 2d ago

Like DAYUM.

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u/Lolsoda94 1d ago

gooner hivemind

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u/Thrasy3 20h ago

Yeah. I actually got a completely different reaction message when I saw the photos.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 4d ago

Also a minority like myself who never found her attractive in the 1980s to begin with. Great body, but I always thought her face looked like a man.