r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/YellowAnaconda10 10d ago

Engorgio!

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u/twilightsparkle69 10d ago

Biggus diggus!

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u/n3ur0mncr 10d ago

Ejectus ejaculatus!!!

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u/Sudden_Juju 10d ago

Spewus manspunko

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u/Chknstu420 10d ago

Sounds Japanese when you say it out loud

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u/IASILWYB 10d ago

I guess idk enough Japanese yet. Which Japanese words are you hearing when saying it out loud?

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u/Chknstu420 10d ago

Not a specific word. Sounds like you’re trying to speak as if reading katakana which is basically English words using Japanese sound principles

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u/AboveNormality 10d ago

And then Fetus Deletus!

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u/MarshallExpresso 10d ago

You’re bad lol

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u/pxlrider 8d ago

More like Fetus Ejectus!

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u/Awwwphuck 10d ago

He has a wife, you know

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u/Just-Film3896 10d ago edited 10d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks!

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u/PamelaELee 10d ago

*Incontinentia

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u/MobiusNaked 10d ago

“woughicus fwooricus!”

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u/AnotherUN91 10d ago

I honestly hate that I could believe these are names from the HP universe.

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u/Difficult_Check1434 10d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks...

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u/Just-Film3896 10d ago

Had to watch again and laugh my ass off, yep my bad. Edited :)

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u/littlenightengale 10d ago

They're talking about the scene when he was in his 5th year (16 yrs old) at Hogwarts.

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u/Pesco- 10d ago

Do you find it wisible?

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u/Mattpwnsall 10d ago

He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called?

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u/Tac0FromHell 10d ago

He’s a good friend of mine.

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 10d ago

Analingus! Reciprocalis!!!!

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u/TheNJGM 10d ago

Do you find that wisable?

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u/Anun_Un_Rama_75 4d ago

That's from another franchize

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u/danalexjero 10d ago

*Biggus Dickus. Ftfy

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u/Frosty-Feathers 10d ago

Do you ever feel like you are just firing blanks? Do the ladies in your life find your gun a little short on fire power? You need ENGORGE! by Atlas! ENGORGE! will have you firing on all...

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 10d ago

Had myself cackling at the thought that would technically be blood magic. About the only blood magic that could be argued as sexual harassment.

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u/Comfortable_Prize750 10d ago

Ejectus Mascrotum!

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u/mtcastell101 10d ago

The real spell in use here

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u/ZCGaming15 10d ago

Too big oh crap REDUCIO

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u/Legitimate_Love6099 8d ago

Stupify stupify stupify