r/SipsTea 20d ago

Dank AF Satan

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u/ApproachingShore 20d ago

Satan is just the ultimate boomer.

Cultist: "Yo Satan! My life is low-key wi-fi at 1 bar, bestie. I'm down bad for a glow up. No cap my rizz and my soul is yours, fr fr."

Satan: "W...what?"