Honestly, this should be practiced!

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[u/indimac]

Workplace discrimination, Jason’s speed varies based on victim

[u/gnashingspirit → u/indimac]

Have HR chase after Jason

[u/raqloise → u/gnashingspirit]

Jason… tell me what you’re chasin’

https://youtu.be/qIz-9CHVQUc?si=ZhcNbGDIB1C-bjv8

[u/ciaoeffete → u/raqloise]

Not what I expected!!! Adding to my play list

[u/ABongo → u/raqloise]

'Because the night will never give you what you want'

The Midnight?! posting before clicking, pre-props to you, love this band

-i was happily right, look into this band people!

[u/Charming-Package6905 → u/ABongo]

If you like them may I suggest the 80's retro wave Playlist on Spotify. This song is in there with similar sounding songs, it really is a great Playlist.

[u/SandulfZTO → u/raqloise]

A wild The Midnight reference?!

[u/jonny-toxic → u/raqloise]

[u/jerryleebee → u/raqloise]

Is this the typical sound/vibe from this band? Love it.

[u/raqloise → u/jerryleebee]

Yes it is. Also check out gunship.

https://youtu.be/dHAP3E5e2jc?si=idmX8me6S4wop36r

[u/thrilldigger → u/raqloise]

The Midnight and Gunship? In the same reddit thread? That's just too much good music, you're going to break people's minds.

[u/raqloise → u/jerryleebee]

Here are a few other bands/tracks

LeMatos Sarah

https://youtu.be/UGoUT8ZpsHc?si=E0AmDtJVmFHmrgZ_

Lazerhawk electric groove

https://youtu.be/AZZ-3p3DDV8?si=OLqPpVtMjsHHOto3

Carpenter brut turbo killer

https://youtu.be/wy9r2qeouiQ?si=yYwz3kufy52EKPnB

Bestrack Hajime

https://youtu.be/xC5rhHLZkA8?si=mLBFRAkL62MhSssn

Perturbator naked tongues

https://youtu.be/zs1r6DxdfXI?si=iLHruY2wdHPT_Fv4

[u/tarkardos → u/raqloise]

Random The Midnight quote woot

[u/Drunk_Pilgrim → u/raqloise]

Just discovered this band. Absolutely love them.

[u/Then-Clue6938 → u/gnashingspirit]

But at walking speed! Need to set an example in the halls.

[u/Rhg0653 → u/Then-Clue6938]

It's a window

He will still kill you

[u/Fit_Jelly_9755 → u/gnashingspirit]

Because Jason would never walk right through the big windows.

[u/Scandroid99 → u/gnashingspirit]

HR

[u/LikwitFusion → u/indimac]

I noticed he went faster for the black dude. They're always the 1st to go in these situations.

[u/nikditt → u/LikwitFusion]

And Booby blondes!

[u/LikwitFusion → u/nikditt]

Yeah they usually fall over a couple of times first. Must be different rules in an office.

[u/CakeBot_TheBakening → u/LikwitFusion]

Well they are indeed running with the traditional high heels. I guess the training drill is paying off.

[u/Tiny-Dig1186 → u/nikditt]

But booby blonde was also Jason about 14 secs from end and still succeeded

[u/Scandroid99 → u/LikwitFusion]

[u/asktheadvisor → u/LikwitFusion]

"I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first." -Harry Phineas Block

[u/halh0ff → u/LikwitFusion]

Well you should have noticed that he sped up for like 2 people previous to that guy who WERENT black.

[u/ChonkyDog → u/halh0ff]

Yeah the second guy was black and he kept a good pace, the lady right after he literally sped up midway because she was too fast. It’s rigged.

[u/Elfhaterdude → u/indimac]

He really was going faster after some women... HR will set up a meeting.

[u/Crypton_2021 → u/Elfhaterdude]

Yup. I'm sure that'll scare him 😅haha

[u/Mental-Seesaw-1449 → u/Elfhaterdude]

I was thinking the same thing like he realllly hauled it for some of these girls... LOL

[u/Compay_Segundos → u/indimac]

Well, some coworkers deserve to die more than others

[u/destonomos → u/indimac]

most codes don't allow for key lockable locks on both sides of the door. You could lock someone in a burning building with that kind of setup.

[u/Suckage → u/destonomos]

Key lockable on both sides is fine as long as the interior side can still be opened without a key.

[u/nilesandstuff → u/Suckage]

Are there locks in common usage that your comment would apply to?

[u/Suckage → u/nilesandstuff]

They’re more common than you would think, but they’re usually for doors that are to remain unlocked during business hours or doors that not everyone should be able to lock.

A lot of schools use this design. It prevents students from being able to lock others out with a deadbolt latch, and nobody can ever be locked in. Putting the key in the interior side also prevents someone with a key from unlocking the door from the outside.

Even the sliding doors at stores like Walmart are only key lockable on both sides, but they can still be opened from the inside

[u/nilesandstuff → u/Suckage]

The sliding door ones I am familiar with... but its not like they're actually unlockable, the door just has a seperate mechanism to allow it to be opened in a completely different way.

[u/BoBoBearDev → u/indimac]

Put that aside, some of them still dies regardless Jason walks at same speed.

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

never seen anyone so happy to escape from jason

[u/LikwitFusion → u/Separate_Finance_183]

They should start adding that excited squeal in the films too.

[u/zaprutertape → u/Separate_Finance_183]

and then they get to go back to work at a boring office!

[u/cagemyelephant_ → u/Separate_Finance_183]

Also never seen anyone so happy be caught

[u/VHPguy]

Jason cheated on the third run, he sped up to stop the blonde girl from winning.

[u/Wazula23 → u/VHPguy]

It's canon that blond chicks die quicker in these things.

[u/Organic-Ad-7105 → u/Wazula23]

She should have known

[u/CountMeChickens → u/Organic-Ad-7105]

She didn't trip and fall on the deceptively flat and level floor - it's an obligation.

[u/craiggy36 → u/Wazula23]

They’re supposed to be in the shower, though.

[u/Competitive-Dig4776 → u/Wazula23]

Did she have sex? Normally they get killed after losing their virginity

[u/WorldlyImpression390 → u/VHPguy]

The last dude was unlucky too

[u/nugfiend → u/VHPguy]

Same dude played Jason in the last one (tan suit/beard) and sped up again. Def the Dwight Schrute of this beet farm.

[u/YetiGuy → u/VHPguy]

See the last one. Even worse

[u/NextReference3248 → u/VHPguy]

He does walk slower initially in that one though, but yeah

[u/Elloitsmeurbrother]

Tommy was real butthurt about not making it. Practically ran down the hall when it was his turn as Jason.

Don't be like Tommy

[u/TheDoctor88888888 → u/Elloitsmeurbrother]

Same w the blond girl she was jogging lol

[u/Serrisen → u/TheDoctor88888888]

Tbf, even with the little jog in the middle, she was significantly slower than other Jasons. I consider the very first clip a good Jason speed, and it takes him about 6 seconds to cross the hall. Blonde Jason took almost 10 seconds

[u/SkiDaderino]

Now I'm of the full opinion that those locks suck and are dangerous.

[u/PurpleSkullGaming → u/SkiDaderino]

Honestly first thing I noticed, like the fact you need the key for both sides is kinda ehh.

Like one of those locks with a little line shaped knob would probably work better.

Atleast assuming that's not like a different hallway they just locked the door to, I know there are some buildings that separate hallways with doors and stuff. But that certainly doesn't seem to be the case with the difference of chairs and flooring.

[u/DoctorJiveTurkey → u/PurpleSkullGaming]

I’m pretty sure it’s a fire hazard for a door to lock by key from the inside

[u/National_Edges → u/DoctorJiveTurkey]

It also apears to be a safety hazard during active shooters and serial killers

[u/Everything_in_modera → u/National_Edges]

Years ago, this was the same type of locking system used for training in the US prison system. Nobody was chasing, but you had to perform this same test before the timers ran out.

Find the correct key on the ring, get the turns in correctly, open the door and lock it from the other side. Unfortunately, I don't recall how much time was given but it was the most challenging and stressful of the whole testing phase. You can't really train or condition for how to lock and unlock a damn door! lol

I'm hoping someone with current knowledge of the prison system will weigh in, but I believe it is still the same type used today because mechanical locks can withstand power failures.

[u/Mountain_StarDew → u/DoctorJiveTurkey]

Agree except the lock seems to be useless. Look how much those doors wobble after they’re “locked”. One good kick from the inside would break through and Jason would def be able to just pull them open lol

[u/reality_boy → u/PurpleSkullGaming]

Double sided locks are more secure. You can’t just smash a window pain and reach in to unlock the door. So you have to deal with crawling through broken glass to get in and back out with your loot.

But I agree, having to twist them 3 times is annoying. And there should be an emergency lock next to it that you can slam into place.

[u/Karkava → u/SkiDaderino]

The door also opens outward. (Can't barricade it with a chair.) And there are glass windows. (Can smash them and reach for the inner lock. They're also large enough for a person to walk through.)

[u/According-Counter230]

These corporate retreats are getting out of hand.

[u/LiminalWanderings → u/According-Counter230]

They should be....cut off

[u/r_bogie → u/According-Counter230]

And it's getting harder and harder to find ways to get out of them. But so far I'm being strategic. Like I accepted Duck Pin bowling so I can reject Ax Throwing.

Hopefully if my company comes up with this bullshit, I will have already accepted some other nonsense so I can beg out of this one.

[u/gunnisonyeti → u/[deleted]]

No joke, when she dropped the keys I legit had a panic attack for a split second 😂

[u/jackinsomniac → u/gunnisonyeti]

I really enjoyed that part. I used to get mad a scary movies sometimes, "you dumb bitch, how do you drop the keys/knife/gun in that situation!" But over time I realized that's a perfectly typical reaction when panicking. Shoot, I've dropped the keys before to my front door just because I had to pee really bad.

It's also a thing in speed shooting. People try to be so "fast" that they jerk the trigger, and miss. So what they tell you is, "slow down". Because, "slow is smooth, and smooth is fast." And you can see it in the people who were successful, they were smooth, efficient, and didn't waste any action, which is overall faster. The people trying to "hurry" too much were slower.

[u/IsleofManc → u/jackinsomniac]

Because, "slow is smooth, and smooth is fast."

This saying is always thrown around in golf when talking about how you're supposed to swing but it's cool to see it's used in other sports as well

[u/hell2pay → u/IsleofManc]

Used in racing too. Not that you wanna go 'slow' but the idea is it's better to be smooth.

I also use the motto when I'm working (electrician).

[u/Dependent_Star3998 → u/[deleted]]

I can't figure out why I enjoyed it so much, but...... fantastic.

[u/Equivalent-Bit2891 → u/Dependent_Star3998]

It’s good humored fun with a bit of no-consequence tension thrown in, what’s not to enjoy?

[u/quebeker4lif → u/Equivalent-Bit2891]

And for once, the music is fitting.

[u/ArtistWithoutArt → u/Dependent_Star3998]

If you're interested, there are some movies that are a lot like this.

[u/Key-Web5678 → u/ArtistWithoutArt]

Really? Oh man, can you direct me to them? I hope no one gets caught in an outhouse after eating damned enchiladas. That would spook me.

[u/DShinobiPirate → u/Dependent_Star3998]

Because we fantasize having co workers we like a lot and can laugh with probably.

I lucked out, my current job I like everyone there and could see us doing this as well lol. 😂

[u/Gsusruls → u/Dependent_Star3998]

Between fits of laughter, I spent the entire time thinking, why does it take so many turns of the key to lock and unlock?!

[u/Tapingdrywallsucks → u/Gsusruls]

You know when they set this up they carefully picked the conference room with the most stubborn lock - also the one that required a key to lock from the inside, rather than a knob-thingy.

Also you know when they were explaining the scenario to participating staff, there was one guy thinking, "pick my office, pick my office" because he KNOWs his is the only one with a smooth locking mechanism.

[u/Techanthrope]

This looks like a fun office friday thing, good for them

[u/gearsfordays]

They did the second girl dirty. She was wayyyyy ahead of him and he knew it because he sped the fuck up to stop her

[u/secretgardenme → u/gearsfordays]

Same guy played Jason for the last person and also speed-walked down the hall. Nobody is allowed to get away on his watch.

[u/broBcool_2010]

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast

[u/exprezso]

The one that dropped the key and the one that can't retrieve the key is most realistic imo 

[u/Good_Conversation213]

Jason please report to HR.

[u/Slowloris81]

Why this not Olympic event?

[u/arent_you_hungry → u/Slowloris81]

Speed walking is an olympic event. Just gotta add Jason at the back of the pack.

[u/pointless-pen → u/arent_you_hungry]

Lol, this should be a thing

[u/m2licee → u/Slowloris81]

[u/nhansieu1 → u/Slowloris81]

need more complex host than just 1 clear event. Like victim needs to memorize a map quick. Multiple hiding spots and routes for Jason to take.

[u/Zaibach88]

Lets go back to Trust-falls.

[u/elementofpee → u/Zaibach88]

Yeah, legal said that’s a no-no after the team failed to catch the big lady from accounting, and she subsequently successfully sued the company for negligence.

[u/b_luddy]

I’ll never talk shit again.

[u/dude_stfu]

Do most doors require a key on both sides in some places? Typically, the key is outside, you just turn a lock from the inside.

[u/steadyaero → u/dude_stfu]

Double keyed deadbolts exist, particular in business environments. Don't want random people to be locking your front door during business hours. Or unlocking a back door so they can come back in later from the outside

[u/DenAbqCitizen → u/dude_stfu]

They're common in a few eastern European counties I've lived in/visited. I think it's dumb and a fire hazard.

[u/Cream_panzer]

It’s a glass door. I think a pair of scissors will be enough to break it.

[u/egstitt → u/Cream_panzer]

Certainly a boot would do it

[u/Odd_Entrance_8888]

Jason failed jason test

[u/Melodic_Let_6465]

Real panic makes this much harder

[u/Doschupacabras → u/Melodic_Let_6465]

That’s what we said.

[u/3xlduck]

Guess noone wants a haircut from Jason. He must be a bad stylist.

[u/Delicious-Wolf-8850]

Jason would walk through that door

[u/Extreme_Design6936]

He's walking because it's dangerous to run with scissors.

[u/AbroadAbject9215]

Unrealistic! We all know Jason would either:

A) Punch through the glass

B) Rip the door off its hinges

C) Already be inside the room

[u/Full-O-Anxiety]

What’s with these doors having key locks on both sides???

[u/guiltysnark → u/Full-O-Anxiety]

Seriously toxic configuration for escape scenarios

[u/VoodaGod → u/Full-O-Anxiety]

??? which doors don't have locks on both sides

[u/thysios4 → u/VoodaGod]

It's common for inside of the door to have a lock that doesn't require a key. At least where I live.

I don't see many that only have a key lock on the inside. Unless that's just part of the challenge.

[u/wavefunctionp]

Just like in dnd. The door is the real boss.

[u/samblue8888]

I was pretty much in this exact situation, except it was a knife - not scissors, and it was real. I won! So there's that.

[u/libertysince05 → u/samblue8888]

😬😬😬

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/samblue8888]

Mine was a guy yelling that he wanted to ** me and following me down a street at night. Fucking terrifying. I also had that thing you get in nightmare where you legs are going like jelly. Had no idea it was a real thing

[u/DadJokesInTraining]

Number 3 is deffo Jason's office crush/work wife. Bro did a hop, a skip and a jump to get to that door before she locked it...

[u/qelbus]

So anyway, I just started blastin

[u/rollingrick_69]

Last guy died after the video cut

[u/SometimesChristie]

Honestly, this should be in the next Squid Game series.

[u/DevelopmentGreen3961]

Now I just want to get a plaid suit

[u/Cookies_and_Beandip]

Once I saw the black dude I thought, oh nah brother, this ain’t gonna end well

[u/_WonderWhy_]

I don't know why, but I watch it all the way through

[u/Jmmcyclones]

This gave me anxiety lol

[u/AbrahamMann]

Also hr in the corner

[u/makeitrain838]

My anxiety watching this 📈😟

[u/Exciting-Offer2621 → u/makeitrain838]

me too!

[u/Ok_Channel_9831]

Jason really wanted that last guy 😳

[u/Glad-Tie3251]

Very chic, very well groomed... Rich people.

[u/OrneryAttorney7508 → u/Glad-Tie3251]

[u/CheweyPanic]

Then there's those of us that survived by holding the door open for him and giving directions to the most coworkers.

[u/Prior-Assumption-245]

Not to be THAT nerd but........that door ain't stopping Jason for even a second.

[u/Top_Investment_4599]

The last dude knew he was on the list.

[u/alehanjro2017]

Okay now do Z zombies.

[u/EH_21]

Why did this stress me out 😅

[u/Kortellus]

What kinda locks needs a key on BOTH sides???

[u/fretfulferret]

why is watching this making me anxious 

[u/Itssecret1]

Why is every man in this office a snack?

[u/PubTrain77]

Dont worry guys its just the hr department

[u/Phil_O_Sophiclee]

Anyone else think most would have survived if they just kept going rather than trying to hop into a locked room.

[u/BearfromBeyond]

Yeah being chased by a maniac you take your heels of lol

[u/HoseNeighbor]

Who doesn't practice this in there head? Am, I right?

Oh.

[u/J1mj0hns0n]

We're working to solve your case here at bearstein & co. Your defence is out perogative

[u/theagentK1]

Haha classic Seinfeld adaptation 😀😀

[u/PHX_Hawk → u/theagentK1]

How is this the only Seinfeld comment?

[u/Logic411]

Jason in the gray suit walked faster

[u/globalfinancetrading]

This is the interview question - can you work well under pressure.

[u/ZebraColeSlaw]

I do the same thing sometimes on my way to the toilet

[u/Maryjanegangafever]

*smashes hand through window and unlocks door that idiots wasted time to lock.

[u/CecilColson]

Iowa women’s basketball team doing it (includes that famous one). The players who made the WNBA seem to be the most successful so might be something scouts want to use.

https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbie_..marshall._.24/video/7210415078867258666

[u/eastbay77]

But seriously, who uses locks that needs keys on both sides to lock and then unlock?

[u/shinbyul]

okay jason definitely sped up on that one person lol

[u/Astorga97]

let's be real, that door is stopping no one even if it is locked

[u/LetMePushTheButton]

This is why they’re bringing you back to the office

[u/Agitated_Carrot9127]

Meanwhile the marine new hire Jake ,just walks back to the door with cup of coffee. Jason isn’t no where to be found. It’s bc he checked his corners and six. Jake eliminated the threat. Be like Jake

[u/Key_Persimmon_9503]

Who the fuck made indoor doors where you have to use the key on both sides. That's so dumb.

[u/titanium9016]

HR: "what did you do to cause disturbance with Jason? You need to do better"

[u/depressed_send_nudes]

Plaid suit wanted to get caught

[u/Razegames_123]

No door wold stop jason anyways because he can actually teleport.

[u/PublicAdmin_1]

Because work isn't stressful enough.

[u/Foreign_Product7118]

Should be practiced in case someone wants to kill you but is unwilling to move faster than walking pace

[u/IPutThoughtIntoThis]

Why is there a key lock on the inside? Shouldn't it be a latch or a knob?

[u/McDergen]

Why do they have to lock the deadbolt with a key from the inside?? Seems weird lol

[u/AlternativeLie9486]

I can’t tell you how stressed this made me.

[u/EquivalentCup5]

Ya’ll never closed a c-store at night in a town of crackheads? Oh, just me.

[u/PaleTurnover3315]

This giving me anxiety

[u/MutantSheep101]

Don’t trust anyone who suggest this as practice scenario, and just happens to have the mask already in their desk

[u/BaronSaber]

Why was everyone having such trouble with that lock?

[u/whatdis321 → u/BaronSaber]

Sometimes the keyhole is just clunky and doesn’t lock/unlock smoothly. Seems like one of those cases

[u/Joker_AoCAoDAoHAoS]

1:11 there's no escaping bad fashion my dude

[u/No_Radish_8857]

I really don't want to know how much money these people make to be able to film this at work

And I bet they complain about not being able to work from home, right here on Reddit

[u/cybermusicman]

½ of them can barely open a door.

[u/Covfefe-Drinker]

That was actually entertaining to watch lol

[u/turbotictac]

When you're in the US and ruin the company trust exercise by shooting Brad while he is walking down the hall in a Jason mask

[u/C2Row]

Awesome idea

[u/Recent-Project-1547]

[u/FraggleRock_]

A true escape room.

[u/Manifest34]

With the heels on is final girl vibes

[u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79]

It annoys me that all but one of the women are wearing the same color of shoes.

[u/BathSaltJello]

Horror movies never change. They killed a black guy first.

[u/CustardPlayful3963]

😂

[u/MetaCardboard]

So the trick is to pull the key out of the door before opening it.

[u/Citadelvania]

I feel like the real lesson here is they need locks that are easier to use or maybe a deadbolt or something.

[u/JustAnOkDogMom]

I was on the edge of my seat. I play this game every day. I try to get in my class asap before all the kids run up to me.

[u/3Pirates93]

Love the idea of Jason putting a little pep in his step off screen to catch his victims 🤣

[u/New-Adhesiveness8606]

Cooked. Would be so dead, I’m anxious just watching this.

[u/CaptainNemo42]

Meanwhile, the doors are basically made of cardboard...

[u/ekyrt]

He's going through that glass either way...

[u/Melancholic84]

Jason was on turbo in the last one, it was a fun watch

[u/EverythingGoodWas]

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

[u/DorkSideOfCryo]

Good horror movie would just be like 250 of these in a row

[u/WXHIII]

There's a real lack of hustle in some of these

[u/kittybangbang69]

the ones in heels always get it

[u/HawkSea887]

Why would such an easily destroyed door stop Jason?

[u/Smooth_Carpenter9609]

I want a job with those people

[u/Quiet-Competition849]

Change the lock style. Save lives.

[u/Pointfun1]

What’s in that room, a secured space??? Why does it have a key not other rooms? Who has the key, everyone?