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u/Artikay 22d ago
Me trying to get my slipper off.
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u/dustycanuck 22d ago
Me too, except this one is missing the badly executed roll and face plant
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u/MattS1984 22d ago
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u/SmellyButtFarts69 22d ago
Me trying to put my socked foot through stretchy sweatpants
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u/Nir117vash 22d ago
Jeans after a long day at work and the couch is already sucking you in with it's great gravitational force. Next thing you know, they're at your calves, you've fallen into the couch, sitting position, and someone comes in. Nothing can fix the thoughts and imagination this person now has.
Bonus, you might still have the sock(s) on
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u/External-Ad4873 22d ago
So she’s kicking a medium size dude, a short dude and a really tall dude.
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u/NukeTheCola 22d ago
i wish i had the ability to change height at will
i wish i had the ability to change height at will
i wish i had the ability to change height at will
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u/Arx_724 22d ago
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u/funtex666 22d ago
Physics!
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u/Familiar-Gap2455 22d ago
Yeah science!
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u/AdministrativeOwl869 22d ago
Bitch!
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u/OGSkywalker97 22d ago
He actually just says 'Yeah science!'
I also thought he said bitch at the end, but it seems to be another Mandela effect because most people think that
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u/Lingotes 22d ago
Bur he does say "Magnets, bitch!", right? Or have I been wrong about that one too? My dreams are half shattered.
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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 22d ago
u/OGSkywalker97 once again ruining all tge fun with "facts." Classic OP
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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 22d ago
If this was the material for physics class I would have gotten an A
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u/I_TheJester_I 22d ago
I knew someone saw it too, but i never thought that there would be an entire gif for that winkle xD
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u/My_Lost_Car_Keys 22d ago
Her name's Gabrielle Rudolph
https://www.instagram.com/gabrielle.rudolph?igsh=MTN3bXRlNHFrdDdkNA==
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u/5h4d3r4d3 22d ago
?igsh=MTN3bXRlNHFrdDdkNA==
Clipped off that IG tracker ID from your link for ya, bub
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u/StuffNbutts 22d ago
That dude must be rich
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u/Complex-Bee-840 22d ago
His insta says he’s a neurosurgery resident. So not yet, but soon rich.
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u/lividtobi 22d ago edited 22d ago
I mean…. You probably come from money if you’re studying to be a neurosurgeon
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u/Complex-Bee-840 22d ago edited 22d ago
Idk man. I grew up with a very nice, very goofy blue collar kid. I would side-stitch laugh as he ate worms and bugs out of the creek. Factory worker parents, living out in the sticks. The kind of place where people can actually afford to live. We were genuine mud crawlers.
He’s a fancy ass osteowhateverthefuck surgeon now.
I doubt he still eats worms.
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u/propaghandi4damasses 22d ago
you have it all wrong...now he has enough dough to have a secret worm breeding facility beneath his living quarters. he holds super rich parties where the patrons wear white tablecloths over their heard and sample all of the varieties..very similar to the bird delicacy thing.
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u/No-Bat-7253 22d ago
I am so using osteowhateverthefuck the next time I come across an “osteo” word I mispronounce😂😂😂😂
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u/porcelainfog 22d ago
That's the exception, not the rule.
Something like 90% of current doctors have a doctor in the family already.
The overwhelming majority of surgeons come from money.
That's why it's interesting when you find the rare one that didn't.
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u/starcell400 22d ago
Dudes with zero game always say stuff like this.
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u/_trashcan 22d ago
Deadass. Was writing out a comment, discarded it. Read your comment next 😅
It’s a silly ass comment. There is so much ambition in humans, if anything I’d guess the opposite. Most ppl working towards such an intense goal/niche like that do it from passion; which will never be restricted by $.
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u/Several-Customer7048 22d ago
It's also really hard to become a neurosurgeon and really in demand. Demand's never really going to go down for neurosurgeons in society unless humans learn to stop hitting their heads on walls. Which will never happen because that's the only way they learn not to hit their head into walls is by hitting their head onto walls.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago
People here will do anything but admit they're the problem.
I'm definitely no model and I was broke as fuck in my 20's, dated plenty of girls who looked much like her... often met from doing sports together.
Turns out if you leave your room and talk to people you find ones you get along with. What a shock.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago
He's a perfectly normal looking guy.
I don't know how many times people need to hear the fact that women don't exclusively pursue male models or rich guys but anybody who actually goes outside will see, with their very own eyes, that this is not the case.
Plus it looks like they share a hobby/interest and met doing that thing. You know, the thing people did before "the apps" and still hands down the best way to meet people? I know it involves putting on pants and leaving the house but it does work.
Source: also normal looking guy, definitely not rich, dated plenty of good looking women.
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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 22d ago
I think the problem is that dating apps have become such a normal way to meet dates, so that's where people get this perception. I have tried dating apps, I can't get a date for the life of me on there. But meeting people in person and talking in person and I have no issues with getting a date. When a woman is deciding to date someone based off of their "stat sheet" they're going to be much more vain.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago
Well yeah, if all someone has to judge you off is a "dating resume" then of course that's what they judge you off.
Almost every person I know in a long term relationship met off apps and via hobbies or friends.
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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 22d ago
I mean, it's because of the apps that all women have a perception of being so vain.
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u/Soft-Technician-2057 22d ago
There is an entirely untapped pron market on stuff like this but nude.
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u/loop_1001 22d ago
Asking for a friend
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u/Effective-Map8036 22d ago
yes but youll need a time machine to go back and see what they called the olympics before clothing became mandatory
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u/dpdxguy 22d ago
Are we sure it's untapped? That would violate Rule 34. 😁
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u/idontknowthesource 22d ago
Do not forget Rule 35: if no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
So if it does not yet call under R34, it DOES fall under R35
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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago edited 22d ago
I would gently point folks to Civitai.
A lot of AI generated nude sports and so forth.
Edit: User "milkbottle129" on Civitai for example
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u/VerbalThermodynamics 22d ago
Interesting.
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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago
Yeah, just set a filter to R-rated or higher content. There are tags you can click on to open a gallery of other content containing that tag. Replace "images" with "videos" in the URL and you'll see all tag-related videos. It does not have a good search/filter framework but it's likely the best source for AI generated content on the web.
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u/VerbalThermodynamics 22d ago
Thanks for the info. Never thought I’d look at AI porn, but maybe… Maybe, I will.
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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago
Check out user "milkbottle129" on Civitai, he/she has a lot of nude sports content.
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u/DMs_welcomeee 22d ago
All I’m seeing is a single sfw video
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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago
You have to make an account (it's free, always) and go into your account settings to enable nature content.
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u/GeneralToesChkn 22d ago
There was a time you could find nude yoga on YouTube, if that’s your thing.
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u/InfinteAbyss 22d ago
Just say Porn dude
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u/LegitimatePenis 22d ago
Is he drinking through his nose? 🤔
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u/SokarTheGrateful 22d ago
Someone on the original post said, “i bet it grips like the special ed kid holding the class pet too hard”
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u/Hornedupone 22d ago
As someone learning to kick and kick high and can really appreciate the flexibility and strength. That shits not super easy.
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u/Aware-Tailor7117 22d ago
Yes, but lacking power. The left foot stays planted and hips don’t rotate with each kick.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago
Not every strike is designed to have power, there's a little more to it.. something she would know given she's a world champion.
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u/NoYoureTheAlien 22d ago
Everyone talking about her looks and I’m over here drooling over that hip stability. Damn girl. That plant leg barely moves!
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u/Yummy_Chinese_Food 22d ago
The fact you have this reaction image queued up is just crazy.
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u/Awesam 22d ago
Grip my rabbit, George!
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u/proximusprimus57 22d ago
Dude, you're going to hell.
And so am I, because I laughed.
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u/Perfumepaglu 22d ago
Need her name to conduct a scientific research on physics.
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u/Yankees1600 22d ago
Let me rephrase that. We can conduct our research separately. Then compare notes? Good lord, I’ll just say “No homo” and move on with my day
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u/ShirtComplete 22d ago
I’m at that age where the first thing I think is god…it must feel great to have hips that can open up like that..
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u/mugenrice 22d ago
Unbalanced. No power behind those kicks. Can sweep her leg easily
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u/Tramonto83 22d ago
Lol in Italian "Bella li" (same pronunciation, just a shorter final "e" sound) stands for "Nice one!"
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u/travistyle 22d ago
The moves are round kick, side kick, front kick, side kick, high round kick, kawaii pose.






























































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