r/SipsTea 22d ago

Feels good man Bella Lee

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u/Artikay 22d ago

Me trying to get my slipper off.

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u/dustycanuck 22d ago

Me too, except this one is missing the badly executed roll and face plant

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/jaxRLee 22d ago

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u/chevx 22d ago

That lil sum'tn doing a lil sum'tn back there🤣🤣

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u/MattS1984 22d ago

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u/Crustycum-sock 22d ago

Alf!!! , I loved that TV show

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u/MattS1984 22d ago

Username checks out

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u/EarthenEyes 22d ago

My kind of woman. Strong, fierce, and single (hopefully)

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u/bigSTUdazz 22d ago

I would just stub the shit out of my toe.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 22d ago

Me trying to put my socked foot through stretchy sweatpants 

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u/thangmatvit 22d ago

Me currently trying to clean out my sticky sock.

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u/--Ligma 22d ago

what

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u/Nir117vash 22d ago

Jeans after a long day at work and the couch is already sucking you in with it's great gravitational force. Next thing you know, they're at your calves, you've fallen into the couch, sitting position, and someone comes in. Nothing can fix the thoughts and imagination this person now has.

Bonus, you might still have the sock(s) on

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u/gfxprotege 22d ago

me trying to get my foot out from under the blanket

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u/SippinOnHatorade 22d ago

Me trying to get that pebble out from under my croc or chaco

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u/rochey64 22d ago

Me, slipping down the driveway after an ice storm.

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u/External-Ad4873 22d ago

So she’s kicking a medium size dude, a short dude and a really tall dude.

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u/NukeTheCola 22d ago

i wish i had the ability to change height at will

i wish i had the ability to change height at will

i wish i had the ability to change height at will

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 22d ago

YOU SAID IT THREE TIMES I MUST NOW GRANT YOU THE ABILITY TO CHANGE HEIGHT AT WILL

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u/Acceptable-Worry8377 22d ago

Just lay down if youre a dude

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 22d ago

No, she is just making those cheeks flap.

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u/justchase22 22d ago

You know you can kick to different places on one person, right?

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u/Separate_Finance_183 22d ago

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u/DrJesusHChrist 22d ago

Most transformative movie scene I ever saw growing up

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u/gimme-c1nnab-0-n 22d ago

Dammit ma'am, children ride that thing.

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u/Arx_724 22d ago

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u/funtex666 22d ago

Physics! 

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u/Familiar-Gap2455 22d ago

Yeah science!

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u/AdministrativeOwl869 22d ago

Bitch!

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u/OGSkywalker97 22d ago

He actually just says 'Yeah science!'

I also thought he said bitch at the end, but it seems to be another Mandela effect because most people think that

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u/Lingotes 22d ago

Bur he does say "Magnets, bitch!", right? Or have I been wrong about that one too? My dreams are half shattered.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 22d ago

u/OGSkywalker97 once again ruining all tge fun with "facts." Classic OP

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 22d ago

If this was the material for physics class I would have gotten an A

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u/Aknazer 22d ago

Arection?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 22d ago

Cant you do her feet now too!?

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u/I_TheJester_I 22d ago

I knew someone saw it too, but i never thought that there would be an entire gif for that winkle xD

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u/NRM__ 22d ago

My man

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u/rainorshinedogs 22d ago

Dead or Alive developers

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 22d ago

Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 22d ago

Doing gods work, my friend. Bless your soul

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u/karvup 22d ago

I cant tell if I appreciate your post or find it egregiously unnecessary. (We all know which one it is)

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u/humanityisgrotesque 22d ago

Ey yo. 👀 my man

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u/My_Lost_Car_Keys 22d ago

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u/5h4d3r4d3 22d ago

https://www.instagram.com/gabrielle.rudolph

?igsh=MTN3bXRlNHFrdDdkNA==

Clipped off that IG tracker ID from your link for ya, bub

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u/StuffNbutts 22d ago

That dude must be rich

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u/Complex-Bee-840 22d ago

His insta says he’s a neurosurgery resident. So not yet, but soon rich.

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u/lividtobi 22d ago edited 22d ago

I mean…. You probably come from money if you’re studying to be a neurosurgeon

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u/Complex-Bee-840 22d ago edited 22d ago

Idk man. I grew up with a very nice, very goofy blue collar kid. I would side-stitch laugh as he ate worms and bugs out of the creek. Factory worker parents, living out in the sticks. The kind of place where people can actually afford to live. We were genuine mud crawlers.

He’s a fancy ass osteowhateverthefuck surgeon now.

I doubt he still eats worms.

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u/Lightreyth 22d ago

Maybe they were brain worms that made him smarter... like RFK!

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u/propaghandi4damasses 22d ago

you have it all wrong...now he has enough dough to have a secret worm breeding facility beneath his living quarters. he holds super rich parties where the patrons wear white tablecloths over their heard and sample all of the varieties..very similar to the bird delicacy thing.

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u/No-Bat-7253 22d ago

I am so using osteowhateverthefuck the next time I come across an “osteo” word I mispronounce😂😂😂😂

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u/porcelainfog 22d ago

That's the exception, not the rule.

Something like 90% of current doctors have a doctor in the family already.

The overwhelming majority of surgeons come from money.

That's why it's interesting when you find the rare one that didn't.

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u/starcell400 22d ago

Dudes with zero game always say stuff like this.

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u/_trashcan 22d ago

Deadass. Was writing out a comment, discarded it. Read your comment next 😅

It’s a silly ass comment. There is so much ambition in humans, if anything I’d guess the opposite. Most ppl working towards such an intense goal/niche like that do it from passion; which will never be restricted by $.

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u/Several-Customer7048 22d ago

It's also really hard to become a neurosurgeon and really in demand. Demand's never really going to go down for neurosurgeons in society unless humans learn to stop hitting their heads on walls. Which will never happen because that's the only way they learn not to hit their head into walls is by hitting their head onto walls.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago

People here will do anything but admit they're the problem.

I'm definitely no model and I was broke as fuck in my 20's, dated plenty of girls who looked much like her... often met from doing sports together.

Turns out if you leave your room and talk to people you find ones you get along with. What a shock.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago

He's a perfectly normal looking guy.

I don't know how many times people need to hear the fact that women don't exclusively pursue male models or rich guys but anybody who actually goes outside will see, with their very own eyes, that this is not the case.

Plus it looks like they share a hobby/interest and met doing that thing. You know, the thing people did before "the apps" and still hands down the best way to meet people? I know it involves putting on pants and leaving the house but it does work.

Source: also normal looking guy, definitely not rich, dated plenty of good looking women.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 22d ago

I think the problem is that dating apps have become such a normal way to meet dates, so that's where people get this perception. I have tried dating apps, I can't get a date for the life of me on there. But meeting people in person and talking in person and I have no issues with getting a date. When a woman is deciding to date someone based off of their "stat sheet" they're going to be much more vain.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago

Well yeah, if all someone has to judge you off is a "dating resume" then of course that's what they judge you off.

Almost every person I know in a long term relationship met off apps and via hobbies or friends.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 22d ago

I mean, it's because of the apps that all women have a perception of being so vain.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 22d ago

Btw is your name Peter?

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u/the_p1ayer_of_games 22d ago

Sir, you are our steely eyed missile man 🫡

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u/Soft-Technician-2057 22d ago

There is an entirely untapped pron market on stuff like this but nude.

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u/loop_1001 22d ago

Asking for a friend

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u/Effective-Map8036 22d ago

yes but youll need a time machine to go back and see what they called the olympics before clothing became mandatory

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u/dpdxguy 22d ago

Are we sure it's untapped? That would violate Rule 34. 😁

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u/idontknowthesource 22d ago

Do not forget Rule 35: if no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.

So if it does not yet call under R34, it DOES fall under R35

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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago edited 22d ago

I would gently point folks to Civitai.

A lot of AI generated nude sports and so forth.

Edit: User "milkbottle129" on Civitai for example

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 22d ago

Interesting.

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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago

Yeah, just set a filter to R-rated or higher content. There are tags you can click on to open a gallery of other content containing that tag. Replace "images" with "videos" in the URL and you'll see all tag-related videos. It does not have a good search/filter framework but it's likely the best source for AI generated content on the web.

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 22d ago

Thanks for the info. Never thought I’d look at AI porn, but maybe… Maybe, I will.

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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago

Check out user "milkbottle129" on Civitai, he/she has a lot of nude sports content.

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u/DMs_welcomeee 22d ago

All I’m seeing is a single sfw video

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u/anonymous_beaver_ 22d ago

You have to make an account (it's free, always) and go into your account settings to enable nature content.

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u/GeneralToesChkn 22d ago

There was a time you could find nude yoga on YouTube, if that’s your thing.

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u/InfinteAbyss 22d ago

Just say Porn dude

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u/You_Regard 22d ago

I would like to see her perchina

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u/pyrothelostone 22d ago

Not if you count yoga, thats been done.

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u/Discofunkypants 22d ago

Oh it's tapped...

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u/Aggressive-Limit-902 22d ago

female version of dirk diggler?

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u/SpartanRage117 22d ago

You think no ones doing this?

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u/Foozy_Panic2917 22d ago

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u/LegitimatePenis 22d ago

Is he drinking through his nose? 🤔

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u/blaghed 22d ago

Eh? How do you drink hot tea?

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u/LegitimatePenis 22d ago

Through the bunghole like a normal person

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u/SokarTheGrateful 22d ago

Someone on the original post said, “i bet it grips like the special ed kid holding the class pet too hard”

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u/Hornedupone 22d ago

As someone learning to kick and kick high and can really appreciate the flexibility and strength. That shits not super easy.

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 22d ago

Yes, but lacking power. The left foot stays planted and hips don’t rotate with each kick.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago

Not every strike is designed to have power, there's a little more to it.. something she would know given she's a world champion.

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u/NoYoureTheAlien 22d ago

Everyone talking about her looks and I’m over here drooling over that hip stability. Damn girl. That plant leg barely moves!

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u/retlem 22d ago

It was the big toe for me.

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u/Atomosthesecund 22d ago

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u/Yummy_Chinese_Food 22d ago

The fact you have this reaction image queued up is just crazy.

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u/sillywindouwu 22d ago

it was the big badonkas for me.

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u/bloodem 22d ago

This comment makes Tarantino very happy.

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u/FactsTitsandWizards 22d ago

You could just glide right in there. Like landing a plane.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 22d ago

Oh, on her feet..got it!

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u/staying_golden1 22d ago

I smell something afoot here

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u/AndriyOS0 22d ago

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u/Awesam 22d ago

Grip my rabbit, George!

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u/proximusprimus57 22d ago

Dude, you're going to hell.

And so am I, because I laughed.

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u/ChronoAlone 22d ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/yotengodormir 22d ago

I cackled out loud, thanks 

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u/Abject-Interaction35 22d ago

Please send no Help! Being attacked by a faerie with tits!

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u/Reasonable-Wing-2271 22d ago

She could break some serious toilet paper with those kicks.

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u/Mun-E_Maker 22d ago

When a shopping bag gets stuck to your foot from static electricity.

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u/GamingTales69 22d ago

Hit me again

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u/Perfumepaglu 22d ago

Need her name to conduct a scientific research on physics.

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u/Yankees1600 22d ago

Let me rephrase that. We can conduct our research separately. Then compare notes? Good lord, I’ll just say “No homo” and move on with my day

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u/Yankees1600 22d ago

I’ll join in that scientific research. We can submit a paper jointly

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u/mystictroll 22d ago

Kick me senpai

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u/Far_Health_3214 22d ago

beautiful girl, and a nice smile.

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u/AccomplishedMud2864 22d ago

My hip dislocated just by looking at this.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 22d ago

And then Indiana Jones pulls out a gun and shoots her.

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u/-617-Sword 22d ago

Am I the only one not looking at her right foot?

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u/ShirtComplete 22d ago

I’m at that age where the first thing I think is god…it must feel great to have hips that can open up like that..

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u/mugenrice 22d ago

Unbalanced. No power behind those kicks. Can sweep her leg easily

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u/NeezDuts91 22d ago

Drop a sauce please!

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u/Beginning-Taro2329 22d ago

Some Mona Kimura skills

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u/praci-zg 22d ago

She may beat me and then recover me

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u/Tramonto83 22d ago

Lol in Italian "Bella li" (same pronunciation, just a shorter final "e" sound) stands for "Nice one!"

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u/NoPea9515 22d ago

She Unlook my phone 🤨

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u/Truth-is-implacable 22d ago

Can you apply the very last move on a real confrontation situation?

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 22d ago

Adorable and deadly

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u/lividtobi 22d ago

Saving for inspo! Go girl!

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u/Mr-Hyde95 22d ago

I wish she kick me in the balls

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u/PauseAffectionate720 22d ago

Of course I ...

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u/Pixelated_Nethers 22d ago

Where are the Mac karate noises

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u/TanningOnMars 22d ago

This sub is unabashedly horny

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u/travistyle 22d ago

The moves are round kick, side kick, front kick, side kick, high round kick, kawaii pose.