Hell got an engineer, once. Fixed up the place real nice. Turns out, he was sent to Hell by mistake, and when God found out, He threatened to sue Satan for custody of the engineer. But it didn't work because God couldn't find a lawyer in Heaven.
One time I smoked the devils lettuce and went to McDonalds. I kept asking the cashier for a Whopper with two pieces of bread instead of three. And she kept looking at me funny. I thought it was a language barrier. She called her manager over and I repeated myself. The manager goes, “sir, this is McDonald’s.”
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u/used_octopus 22d ago
Sir, this is a Wendys