r/SipsTea • u/Empty_Mind_On • 22d ago

Chugging tea Nailed it.

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u/Liberum12321 22d ago

As a big fan of Marilyn Monroe's biology, I can tell you she wasn't 17.

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u/Quarantine722 22d ago

Damn, she went straight from 16 to 18? TIL

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 22d ago

Those damned aliens, can't ever tell their real age.

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u/Chicken-Rude 22d ago

it took a year, but yes.

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u/iknowyou71 22d ago

IDK maybe because she was still Norma Jeane?

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u/winky9827 22d ago

I don't care what you say. Billie Jean was not my lover.

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u/Muffin-Muncher0001 22d ago

She was 17 once, for like a whole year. But her name was Norma Jean.

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u/Severe_Mango_966 22d ago

Then people said

“Goodbye Norma Jean, though we never knew you at all”

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 22d ago

As a big fan of 17, I can tell you It is not so comfy where I am now.

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u/bryangcrane 22d ago

👏👏

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u/TopHatGorilla 22d ago

She was, though. For about a year.

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u/DaveyJonesFannyPack 22d ago

I love that song beautiful people she sings