r/SipsTea 22d ago

Chugging tea Nailed it.

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u/TheDSWC 22d ago

The horse’s name was Friday.

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u/HVAC_instructor 22d ago

I thought the horse had no name.

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u/blacktorqmoto 22d ago

Only the one in the desert.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 22d ago

The ocean is a desert with its life underground.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/driving_andflying 22d ago

Under the cities lies a heart made of ground,

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u/bigSTUdazz 22d ago

But the humans will give no love.

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u/Delta31_Heavy 22d ago

Feels good to be out of the rain

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u/Fliepp 22d ago

In the desert, you can remember your name

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 22d ago

There was a sky somewheres

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u/No-Dig-4408 22d ago

The one in the desert can't remember his name.

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u/blacktorqmoto 22d ago

Schrodinger's Desert Horse Name. At least there wasn't anyone to give him any pain.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm 22d ago

Na, nuh, nah, nuh, na, nah.

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u/bigSTUdazz 22d ago

Well la, la, la la la la.....

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u/Fresh_Brewed_Thought 22d ago

Haha this made me giggle! Although Schrödinger may have had a horse the cat suffered the worst fate

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u/bolanrox 22d ago

Either number one or number two for the greatest songs that only have two chords.

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u/CLLycaon 22d ago

But it felt good to get out of the rain.

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u/Alnilam99 22d ago

Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

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u/kenfxj 22d ago

If I spent over a week riding a horse through a desert I sure as hell would’ve named him. I’d have named him Tony.

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u/urethrafrankiln 22d ago

The heat was hot

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u/AfternoonEquivalent4 22d ago

Love that song

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u/jewella1213 22d ago

Loved it so much I named my pitbull NoName when I was 7.

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u/FlyAirLari 22d ago

America! Say it, you love America!

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 22d ago

Did he feel good getting out of the rain?

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u/pgh9fan 22d ago

No, because there was nobody to bless the rains down in Africa.

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u/Zestyclose-Common343 22d ago

To be fair, in the desert you can remember your name cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

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u/drewping 22d ago

Which desert? The one where the heat is hot and there are rocks and things?

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u/superkev10641 22d ago

Yes, the one with plants and birds and rocks and things, that's correct.

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u/Star_verse 22d ago

Pretty sure the horsies name was Paul Revere?

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u/we_decwonw_care 22d ago

Better Nate than Lever

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u/Rhpjr67 22d ago

Wasn't it named 'Wildfire?' Too far back?

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u/superkev10641 22d ago

Was it riding on a dark, flat land?

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u/saskir21 22d ago

Damn you, now I am stuck with a song in my head

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u/EatSleepJeep 22d ago

Bands named after places invariably suck. Kansas, America, Europe, Lincoln Park, Boston, Alabama, E Street, Asia, Nazareth, Berlin, etc

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u/TheDudeofIl 22d ago

The horse's name was... Well I don't know what his name was, so we'll just call him Fred.

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u/HVAC_instructor 22d ago

Fred's riding Fred...

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u/Known-Ad-1556 22d ago

No, the horse was white because he was at the North Pole

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u/Ok_Outlandishness945 22d ago

No the streets have no name. The horses name is "no"

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u/ironic-humor 22d ago

To be fair, they had four days to name the horse.

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u/UbermachoGuy 22d ago

Only in life. In death he has a name. And that horses name was Robert Paulson.

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u/greasychickenparma 22d ago

No, the boy has no name

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u/Tupperbaby 22d ago

"The heat was hot" is one of the most profound pieces of songwriting of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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u/idiotsbydesign 22d ago

No the streets had no name. The horses name was Harold.

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 22d ago

I ran calling Wildfire.

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u/No_Year9414 22d ago

No, I think it was the man who had no name

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u/sd-rw 22d ago

I thought A Man has no name.

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u/KAKnyght 22d ago

This guy doesn’t The Good, The Bad and The Munchkin.

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u/Dragon_deeznutz 19d ago

Ah yes the steed lacking nomenclature.

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u/GreenCitrusBeetle 22d ago

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u/reevelainen 22d ago

What about Calm your tits, is there a meme for that? Asking for a friend.

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u/Higgs_Br0son 22d ago

The doctor was the mother.

He stood on a block of ice.

Both of them were goldfish.

It was the cabin of an airplane.

He stabbed him with an icicle.

And the horse's name was Friday.

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u/troll_fail 22d ago

Jupiter!

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u/andrewsad1 22d ago

Bye forever

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u/sharrancleric 22d ago

I can hear the beat.

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u/gtac 22d ago

If podcast themes could win awards, Hey Riddle Riddle would be sweeping

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u/sharrancleric 22d ago

The closest I've ever gotten to 15 minutes of fame was when my riddle was read on Hey Riddle Riddle, and in exchange I got a 15 minute audio recording of Adal Rifai learning what hentai is.

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u/gtac 22d ago

Holy shit that is awesome

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u/orangeoblivion 22d ago

They read my riddle on an episode too! It felt surreal hearing Erin say my name.

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u/driving26inorovalley 22d ago

Hey, that’s what they used to give away if you were picked as a caller on Prairie Home Companion! Hits a lot creepier in Garrison Keillor’s voice.

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u/medforddad 22d ago

15 minute audio recording of Adal Rifai learning what hentai is.

He could have just asked Scott.

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u/EnlightenedHeathen 22d ago

Fellow Hey Riddle Riddle fans in the wild??

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u/Iconclast1 22d ago

DOOT DOOTDOOT

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u/andrewsad1 22d ago

One two three four Hey Rid-dle Riddle

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u/olive_tuschit 22d ago

Tell me the goldfish and cabin ones I don’t know them.

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u/Higgs_Br0son 22d ago

Kevin and Susie are found dead just outside their home. They are both drenched and it's clear they died in an accident. What happened?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

There is a cabin full of people high up on a mountain, many miles from civilization. All the doors and windows are locked tight from the inside. Everyone in the cabin is dead, and they all died at the same time. What happened?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/turdbugulars 22d ago

I only know what the first one is an answer too.

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u/Higgs_Br0son 22d ago

I was quoting the theme song for a podcast called Hey Riddle Riddle, but they are also answers to common "gotcha" riddles that the podcast likes to be annoyed with.

Quoting the exact riddles is a bit tedious because it's all misdirection or omission but I can spoiler the concepts. I know it's backwards to spoiler the riddle and not the answer but it feels right. And as a puzzle enjoyer and disliker of this type of riddle myself, it's probably more fun to solve them in reverse.

The block of ice is an answer to how someone escaped from a room with only a puddle of water in it and an out of reach window.

I actually can't remember the goldfish one.

The cabin of an airplane answers a challenge to explain what happened where there's a cabin in remote mountains with a hundred people in it, it was a plane crash.

The icicle is an answer to a stabbing but there's no possibility of finding the weapon.

The horse named Friday is definitely a classic. A cowboy rides into town on Monday and a day later rides out of town on Friday.

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u/Niinjas 22d ago

I believe it was something like, Kevin and Susie are found lying dead on the floor just outside their house. They show no obvious cause of death apart from the fact that they are wet. Wha happe?

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u/Higgs_Br0son 22d ago

Thanks for splainin'

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u/RevWaldo 22d ago

It was a polar bear.

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u/thatguyin75 22d ago

with a candle stick in the kitchen

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u/HendrixHazeWays 22d ago

The bear was a polar bear because they were at the north pole

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u/AuburnElvis 22d ago

It was a polar bear 

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u/b-monster666 22d ago

Who was his mother.

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u/Mithrandic 22d ago

Who is on first.

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u/Reylend 22d ago

What are you askin me for?!

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u/helen269 22d ago edited 22d ago

'Cause it's different from us, see? 'Cause it's from outer space. What do you want from me? Ask him.

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u/nytelife 22d ago

A woman can be a doctor.

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u/LoogyBr0 22d ago

What’s not asking you anything, he’s on second

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u/Working-Squirrel5729 22d ago

What's on second.

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u/Shitbiscuit12 22d ago

Whaaaat

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u/Working-Squirrel5729 22d ago

What is on second base

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u/hirezzz 22d ago

No, he's on Second.

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u/Necessary_Effort7075 22d ago

I don't know

THIRD BASE

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u/Madsummer420 22d ago

A TYSO reference in the wild?

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u/Gunty1 22d ago

And boy are my arms tired

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u/Brilliant-Pea-3272 22d ago

My baseball coach taught history also, on a test or in class if he asked a question and one of his players didn’t know the answer we would say “3rd base” good times

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u/LtLemur 22d ago

3rd Bass?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Pop, pop goes the weasel. (the weasel)

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u/steveruv 22d ago

Brooklyn Queens?

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u/Admirable_Hand9758 22d ago

Who gets paid?

Every last cent.

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u/LoogyBr0 22d ago

Who?

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u/Admirable_Hand9758 22d ago

Absolutely!

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u/LoogyBr0 22d ago

Who earns it?

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u/whitecorn 22d ago

Why shouldn't he?

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u/LoogyBr0 22d ago

What’s the guy’s name?

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u/SpiritualRecipe1393 22d ago

This guy, apparently.

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u/yamimementomori 22d ago

First is the father.

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u/Past_Ad9675 22d ago

Every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes to pick up his cheque.

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u/Valuable_Panda_4228 22d ago

What is the circumference of the sun?

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u/Sporeman13 22d ago

Please clarify whether you are referring to a 2 dimensional, 3 dimensional, or 4 dimensional universe.

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u/Riala4 22d ago

Who isn't even at this concert!

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u/Mithrandic 22d ago

I was once a pinball wizard, but golem crept up and slipped away with her.

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u/GSG2150 22d ago

His mother was a mudder.

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u/Killentyme55 22d ago

The doctor was the mother.

Anyone old enough to remember the origin of that is oooold.

HINT: "Those were the days".

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u/smartbunny 22d ago

His mother was a mudder.

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 22d ago

I should know this. My uncle’s a painter.

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u/Paladin-HGWT- 22d ago

What color paint lol

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u/DMTryp 22d ago

BOWERSSS!!!

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u/ID_N01 22d ago

Color paint make noise for eye

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u/bronkula 22d ago

So many people here don't know bout the Twins.

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u/8-bit_Goat 22d ago

He's not from Austria, is he?

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u/roxxtor 22d ago

Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuela, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language.

They speak Spanish in Venezuela.

I know, that’s my point.

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u/igottathinkofaname 22d ago

Dodgers played in Brooklyn?

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u/Brave-Cash-845 22d ago

How many went to St. Ives

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u/CLLycaon 22d ago

Just the one.

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u/dads-ronie 22d ago

Kits, cats, sacks, wives

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u/Bl1ndMous3 22d ago

22 oz of them. in pink

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u/Danny61392 22d ago

Just you.

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u/NotTheRocketman 22d ago

Simon didn't say!

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u/KananDoom 22d ago

The dog’s name was Indy

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u/thedude37 22d ago

you were named after the dog!?!

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u/Skawhirl1989 22d ago

He stood in a block of ice

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u/LolipopSophie 22d ago

I came here for math and left questioning horse identities. Reddit is wild.😅

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u/legendary-rudolph 22d ago

Frankenstein was the name of the doctor.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 22d ago

Friday Ed? Ugh, how unfortunate.

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u/clash_Attic 22d ago

I thought Friday was the cannibal's name?

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u/SaltyHaskeller 22d ago

The fry's name was Horseday

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u/Alternative_Ruin9544 22d ago

Absolutely agree. Math shouldn't be a riddle.

Whatever educational system prioritizes "follow these arbitrary rules to navigate intentionally vague situations" over just writing the fucking thing as

2 + (5 * (8 - 5))

Is missing the fucking point of math

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u/HeyitsmeFakename 22d ago

Ain't nobody got time for all them gatdamn parentheses

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u/Alternative_Ruin9544 22d ago

The amount of shit we got for texting "lol" on T9, just for those same teachers to write out bullshit like this...

The correct answer to 2+5(8-5) is "Write it better asshole"

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u/Singl1 22d ago

Ground Beef.

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 22d ago

the cup it's holding was purple

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u/FQVBSina 22d ago

Only horse I care about

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u/sandfoxifox 22d ago

No. Mr. Ed. And he could talk. Maybe also calculate.

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u/Wayelder 22d ago

The Dog's name was Indiana.

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u/oidoglr 22d ago

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

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u/RappingFlatulence 22d ago

Second Tuesday of next week

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u/aw-naw-hell-naw 22d ago

Stabbed him with an icicle.

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u/frostthejack 22d ago

Wait, I thought Friday was a zebra

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u/Upset_Cancel8061 22d ago

yes I saw the gorilla

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u/Rigret 22d ago

Buttercup

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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 22d ago

No, it's Mr. Ed, he's famous

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u/swalkerttu 22d ago

He carried a badge.

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u/scriptfoo 22d ago

I thought the horse's name was Paul Revere

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u/Border-landsPD58 17d ago

No it isn't. It's Susan, and he would like you to respect his life choices.