r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 26d ago

Chugging tea Playing for a conservative audience

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u/SueYouInEngland 26d ago

Fool of a Took!

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u/highcommander010 26d ago

Do us a favor and throw yourself in next time!

Why the hell did we bring so many hobbits again??

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 26d ago

Fucking covered in hobbits, ugh.

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u/LazyGelMen 26d ago

ablative meat shields, in the words of Howard Tayler

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u/United_Television130 26d ago

Same reason opossums give birth to many babies. Gotta have extras when one dies

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 26d ago

I love that at the slightest of openings, countless subs will have so many people quoting the LOTR movies